The Trashy PD Has To Survive as an Idol - Chapter 271

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271

The figures on screen reversed their movements, and the scenes rewound.
Then the shabby, dilapidated building of Dae Pa-sung came into view.

【The Dun’s day had begun.】

Passing through a hallway lined with posters of Min Ji-heon and other affiliated actors alongside The Dun’s promotional materials, I entered the conference room to find Dae Pa-sung employees sitting with haggard expressions.

【9:30 AM. Meeting.】
【Preparations for a new comeback were in full swing.】

Whoosh.

“Hmm….”

Seo Ho-yoon, who had been flipping through the materials rapidly in front of them, smiled faintly. Whenever he made that expression, the results were never good.
Everyone from the Planning Team clamped their mouths shut.

“My, you’ve prepared quite diligently, haven’t you?”

Since cameras were following them for the documentary shoot, Seo Ho-yoon spoke more gently than usual, but everyone present understood well.
It was a remark implying that this was all they had managed to prepare.
However, because he delivered it in a tone without much inflection, passing over it casually, the Noeul fans didn’t catch on.

[Wow Seo Ho-yoon working is so sexy]

They were too busy being surprised by how the meeting unfolded.
From the overall concept to makeup, costumes, hairstyles, and even stage design—discussions continued across multiple versions.
And every single one of these elements was explained thoroughly based on data: public opinion surveys, fan reactions, current idol group trends, The Dun’s strengths, and aspects that needed emphasis.

[Wow they really decide everything from concept to hair design one by one]
[Besides, you don’t make a decision based on intuition. The CEO of my previous headquarters, who couldn’t keep up with the times, had a terrible sense of humor. He should have seen this.]

After receiving input from staff members, whenever Seo Ho-yoon added a few indifferent remarks to what he heard, everyone participating in the meeting would earnestly take notes—a starkly revealing sight.

[Everyone who said it wasn’t self-produced, come out now]
[My baby speaks so coherently ㅠㅠㅠ It’s cute…]
[That genuine working adult expression is hilarious—completely reluctant but the logic is too sound, so he has no choice but to work hard… Never thought I’d see the day I’d pity Dae Pa-sung employees…]

Of course, even if this video spreads widely, it won’t change the minds of everyone determined to criticize, but it could serve as evidence to counter their arguments.

[Look at the people in the planning office writing things down with a look on their face that says, “Yeah, that’s right… I have to do it.” LOL They’re so used to Seo Ho-yoon…]

In the video, Seo Ho-yoon guided the situation with practiced ease, and the Planning Team’s expressions looked genuinely authentic.

I wish I had a boss like Seo Ho-yoon. He’s so easy to work with and really good at his job.
Kind of sharp when it comes to business but actually warm-hearted…that kind of boss, I think…
I mean, I know it’s more fantasy than reality, but seeing how he treats Noeul fans, he really does seem genuinely kind…
…or not? Or is he?
Bang!
Another rebuttal coming?

└Hyun-sung is dead here!!!
Hahahahahahahaha I’m going crazy hahahaha

[LOL These days, new fans think that the real Hoggyok is some kind of soft rice cake…]

Meanwhile, fan reactions split into two camps.
One side saying “That’s so Seo Ho-yoon” and the other saying he’s both smart and kind.
The latter were mostly Noeul fans newly drawn in through “Christmas Again?” or this album.
They wanted to emphasize the very reason they became fans and appeal to others, so they were completely baffled why existing Noeul fans pushed the character of someone bold and good at teasing people, when the Seo Ho-yoon they saw was clearly kind and always gentle to fans.
He was always good to the members too, and there were countless heartwarming stories from staff who’d worked with him.

[I think the existing Noeul fans got his character wrong—Seo Ho-yoon is really kind, warm, and innocent]
[LOL That’s why it’s always like that in K-pop… Compared to the other members, it seems like they want to push it so hard that they criticize it. Everyone except Kang Yi-chae is gentle and kind, so I think Jiwon in particular will suffer a lot of losses. ㅠ_ㅠ]
Jung Da-jun is really the maknae on top lol. Hyun-sung is always cool and reliable!!

Of course, the longtime fans in the first camp just shook their heads reading such posts.

[Innocent…
Kind…
Yeah… sure]
Hahahahahahaha oh it’s so funny how desperately you’re trying to protect your image
[Ho-yoon is warm, sure… Ji-won is kind, sure… but… even with all my rose-tinted glasses on, like…]

The existing Noeul fans, knowing that the infatuation wouldn’t last long anyway, didn’t make much of a fuss.

[Just by breathing, he makes the existing members look invisible]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ That’s so true ㅠ Of course Kang Yi-chae has a strong exterior… but he doesn’t know about Seong Ji-won’s hidden ambush…]

[It’s hilarious that no one’s even talking about Kim Sung-hyun losing out in all this. This guy loses just by breathing

└ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It’s so funny damn it ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└└Especially to Seo Ho-yoon,,,, a.k.a the Aggro King]

Just then, as if perfectly timed to this very situation, Kim Sung-hyun’s voice flowed through the room.

【According to our maknae, Jung Da-jun, there exists a food chain within The Dun.】

I could see Seo Ho-yoon rise from his chair, exhaling softly as if suppressing what he wanted to say.

“Then, please organize and share the materials again before this evening.”
“…This evening?”
“Yes, I’d appreciate it. Please try not to work overtime if possible.”

Though he spoke considerately, the workload was questionable whether everyone could handle it even with overtime.

“…You’re giving us this now?”

The Planning Team staff members stared blankly at the empty space where Seo Ho-yoon had swept through like a storm and disappeared.

“Ah! Everyone, you’re here~.”

Then, with a warm voice, Sung Ji-won appeared through the slightly ajar doorway.

“Please have some of this while you work.”

An angel’s entrance after the devil’s exit.

“I bought it together with Ho-yoon!”
“S… Sung Ji-won…!!”

Even though he said he’d prepared it together with Seo Ho-yoon, the staff members called out only Sung Ji-won’s name, covering their mouths with both hands as if deeply moved.
Sung Ji-won, smiling softly, laid out the snacks and settled himself into the seat where Seo Ho-yoon had been sitting just moments before. Naturally, conversation flowed about what had happened during the meeting.

“Ah… so Ho-yoon told you about that. Well, what if we blend ‘Dawn’ into the concept? Looking back at what got the best response from the fans, it seems like it was when the group’s identity really came through in the song.”
“Oh…!”

[Why does our Ji-won always speak so beautifully?!]
[LOL Our angel goes crazy.. ㅠㅠ He has a different time from Seo Ho-yoon. He is definitely good at directing traffic.. Is it because he has been a trainee for a long time?]

As Sung Ji-won offered direction in a different manner than Seo Ho-yoon, the Planning Team Staff Members were once again busy scribbling notes.
After sharing a few more thoughts, Sung Ji-won stood up with a bright smile.

“I know you must be exhausted with so much still to do before the comeback, but please hang in there just a little longer!”
“Yes!! You too, Ji-won!”

【However, the seemingly kind Sung Ji-won has another side to him.】
【11:10 PM, Practice Room.】

With a light expression and even humming a tune, Sung Ji-won arrived at the Practice Room.
A subtitle reading “1 hour later” appeared below the screen showing the Practice Room door, and then Sung Ji-won’s face came into focus again.
Sung Ji-won’s expression and mood hadn’t changed much from when he first arrived at the Practice Room, but beneath him, Jung Da-jun lay sprawled out flat on his back.

“Please… save me….”

【Sung Ji-won is a practice machine.】

[Damn, that kind voice is exactly the same as before, it’s so scary]
Hahahahaha I’m losing it too hahahaha

“Da-jun, why are you like that? You need to get up.”
“P-please… save me….”
“Haha.”

【He only laughs without helping him up.】

Eventually, Jung Da-jun barely managed to pull himself up and had to begin another round of hellish practice.

“Come on, one, two~!”
“O…ne, …t…wo….”

[Da-jun looks like he’s literally dying right now]

“Is our Da-jun struggling a lot? I see, but I think this part is a bit off. How about we try this song just one more time? Ah! There’s another mistake here. Let’s go again~.”
Warm words of comfort poured out as if understanding Jung Da-jun’s feelings, yet the practice showed no signs of stopping.

Jung Da-jun, but apparently he’s the type of kid who bounces around even after running ten laps around the Athletic Ground consecutively (according to Da-jun’s classmate), so what on earth did they do to make him like this now lolololololol

└Da-jun is… maybe he inherited puppy DNA in his genes?]

[I’m genuinely scared… terrified…]

After a few more songs, I chuckled softly watching Jung Da-jun collapse face-down on the floor, whimpering that he couldn’t go on.

“Da-jun, you said you wanted to work harder.”
“I did say I wanted to work harder, but if I push any more right now, I might actually die….”

He looked at the camera with a tear clinging pitifully to the corner of his eye. At that moment, it was Jung Da-jun’s own way of sending a rescue request to the documentary director.
However, Sung Ji-won stood blocking the view as if completely shutting down such a request.

“Da-jun….”

And he called out to Jung Da-jun in a very gentle tone.
Jung Da-jun’s anxious gaze turned toward Sung Ji-won.

“People don’t die that easily.”
“….”

Hahahahaha oh my god hahahaha I’m drooling because it’s so funny hahahaha
[hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
I’m dying laughing hahahahahaha

While The Dun’s longtime fans were rolling with laughter at Sung Ji-won’s remark, the newer Noeul fans were bewildered.

[Uh.. I’ve heard Sung Ji-won is a practice machine.. and I thought he was cute too…]
[Wow;; This is the first time I’ve heard Sung Ji-won speak like that. Is something going on between them?]

The existing Noeul fans who saw such tweets promptly gathered the links and shared them. Saying this was the perfect timing to open the eyes of these newcomers.

[Sung Ji-won is truly a veteran
“Sung Ji-won’s Gentle Yet Subtly Blunt Remarks Compilation (feat. Are you done crying? Now let’s get back to work)”]
Haha… I guess it’s time even the baby chicks of Noeul fans knew about this..

While the new Noeul fans paused the documentary and marveled at the videos linked on screen,

【At that moment, the Leader appeared.】

“Hey, we need to do the interview now… Huh, Jung Da-jun!”
“Brother….”

[Look at him running while calling out “Brother” like that, so adorable…]
[Like an elementary schooler who got scolded at piano academy and ran crying to their parents…]

Kim Sung-hyun, who grasped the entire situation in a single second, quickly tucked Jung Da-jun behind his back and spoke while breaking into a cold sweat.

“Sung Ji-won, we’re doing a group interview instead.”

【The Leader’s true nature, swiftly resolving the situation.】

“Yeah, okay.”

Sung Ji-won, damn, I’m never watching that again, it’s so fucking scary lol
[Looks like he missed his prey ah hahahaha Kim Seong-hyun saved Jung Da-jun now ㅠ hahahaha]

It was no coincidence that he was The Dun’s Leader.
Most people thought Sung Ji-won handled traffic control well, but in reality, Kim Sung-hyun was the one managing The Dun’s internal dynamics.
Right now, he was more like Jung Da-jun’s lifeline.

“…But where’s Kang Yi-chae? He should be leaving now.”
“Oh. Ho-yoon probably went to pick him up.”

【Meanwhile, the rapper and producer are diligently focused on their composition work.】

The scene shifted.

【1:05 PM, Work Studio.】

“I don’t wanna~.”

[Geez]

Kang Yi-chae, dressed in simple training clothes, had his feet propped up on the desk as he whistled carelessly, tearing pages from his work notebook to fold them into paper airplanes and tossing them about.

[Hey, get to work.]
Hahahahaha do some work hahahahahaha

A paper airplane that had flown from a distance landed at the feet of a Broadcasting Staff member. When he picked it up and unfolded it, there was writing inside.

Don’t wanna work ♥

Hahahahaha oh my god hahahaha
Work hard, you bastard lol

As the thirty-first airplane left Kang Yi-chae’s hand and attempted to glide, the Work Studio door unlocked and Seo Ho-yoon entered.
He snatched the paper airplane out of the air, and Kang Yi-chae immediately dropped his legs from the desk and shot up.

“Whoa, hyung~! I wrote a letter for you in that one.”

Seeing through the obvious lie, Seo Ho-yoon didn’t even bother unfolding it—he simply crumpled it in his grip.

“Get out.”

And he spoke only those words.

【This is the food chain in action.】

Hahahaha, seriously, there’s no mercy.

Kang Yi-chae kept protesting that he wasn’t feeling it yet, but when Seo Ho-yoon tore up all the paper airplanes, he closed his mouth and quietly followed along.

【Seo Ho-yoon capturing the Planning Team and Kang Yi-chae, Sung Ji-won capturing Jung Da-jun, Kim Sung-hyun stopping Sung Ji-won. Multiple interests are tangled together in complex ways.】

Next, they attempted to conduct an interview with all The Dun members together to capture a touching scene, but the shoot was halted as they endlessly bickered and bustled about chaotically.
The Director judged that it wouldn’t be usable anyway.

【Will this idol group be okay?】

[Are you asking if they can renew their contract?]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The roughly thirty-minute video ended with Kim Sung-hyun’s narration saying he’d return next week with Episode 2.

“Still, yeah… it’s more healing than I thought, so it’s cute haha. The Members have such strong personalities that they’re cute even when you just leave them alone.”
[It looks like he’s working hard… Our Hoyun is really sweet and kind ㅜㅜ and he’s an angel♡]

It wasn’t the documentary format fans had anticipated, but those accustomed to The Dun’s in-house content received it well.
In fact, since many had thought a serious documentary wouldn’t suit The Dun well, they were relieved when the episode proceeded in their usual style.

[ㄷㄷ Sunset bean pod legend…
Seriously.. Ho-yoon is…
Ho-yoon really is..]

Most fans chuckled when they saw that the ‘kind Seo Ho-yoon’ filter still hadn’t fallen away from some of the Noeul fans’ eyes.
They believed it was simply a matter of time.

[That guy is seriously insane…]

And soon enough, through ‘ep2. From Dawn To Dawn: Painting the World in Daybreak,’ the truth that Seo Ho-yoon was a genuine troublemaker was revealed.

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