The Return of the Genius Ranker of All Times - Chapter 217

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Chapter 217

 

Episode 217.

 

A thick male voice.

 

Despite the voice that would make any tough guy step aside, the owner of this voice filled with shyness was a hairy middle-aged man.

 

He was wearing plate armor, probably a tank, but his blushing face created such an unbalanced sight.

 

“…What?”

 

“Could you give me an autograph? I’m a passionate fan.”

 

When I flinched at this unexpected request, the man held out a piece of paper.

 

Starting with that brave man, the players who had been watching cautiously began gathering one by one.

 

“M-me too!”

 

“Could I possibly get one too? I’ll treasure it as a family heirloom.”

 

“I-I would just like to shake hands once, please.”

 

“Kyaa, I saw the video. You’re so cool, oppa.”

 

“Hyung! My dream is to become like you! It was so satisfying when you taught Berjhe a lesson!”

 

By the time I came to my senses, hundreds of players had surrounded the area.

 

What’s more, the hundreds I could see right now were just the beginning – the players visible beyond them were all glancing this way, seemingly waiting for their chance.

 

While there were still more men than women, it was popularity that wouldn’t be envious of a top star’s fan signing event.

 

-Ahem! W-what about me?

 

-Risa!

 

Jihad and Eliza, excited by the popularity, cautiously pointed to themselves.

 

Then the players who belatedly noticed them shouted.

 

“Oh? It’s Robe!”

 

“Can’t you show us your face just once? Is it facial recognition interference? How come we can’t see your face at all.”

 

“There was a theory that you might be a dwarf – is that true?”

 

“Idiot, how could a dwarf use dark magic!”

 

“Ah, is that so? Anyway, summoning the undead army was totally awesome!”

 

-A-ahem! Right? Kek!

 

Jihad straightened his shoulders and cleared his throat, pleased by the attention.

 

-Risa! Rizariza!

 

Jealous that only Jihad was getting attention, Eliza bounced around enthusiastically, trying to appeal to herself.

 

The female players reacted to Eliza’s appearance.

 

“Oh my, isn’t that the one who follows Charlie around? It really is a spider.”

 

“Spiders are disgusting but… this one’s cute. The more I look, the more its eyes sparkle and it looks like a furry pet.”

 

“Whoa, did it just rub its face with its hands? Amazing! So cute!”

 

“This is really a Guardian? Not a pet spider?”

 

Since the furry thing was bouncing around, they were completely charmed by Eliza’s cuteness.

 

At first, Eliza flinched as if the sudden attention was burdensome, but soon began rubbing her face with her fingers.

 

Thanks to this, the women’s cheers grew even louder,

 

-…Hmm!

 

Charlie cleared his throat awkwardly while watching the two and his master.

 

Charlie, who had been standing as solemnly as possible guarding his master’s side, even tried stepping forward, but nothing changed.

 

“Charlie… somehow doesn’t appeal to me.”

 

“Well, he’s been cursed at once or twice.”

 

“Still, he does fight well. He deserved the cursing though.”

 

“Really? I liked Charlie. He’s handsome. The epitome of a distinguished middle-aged man!”

 

“Isn’t he the model of a loyal knight? I’d want him to protect me.”

 

Regardless of gender, his notorious reputation meant he inevitably had fewer fans.

 

While there were a few female fans, they were inevitably a minority compared to Eliza and Jihad.

 

Until now, since we’d been walking while receiving attention simultaneously, I hadn’t noticed, but with them crowding around one by one like this, the difference was stark.

 

“…Cheer up, Charlie.”

 

-A sword’s duty is to protect its master. Such public opinion is completely unimportant.

 

“…Cheer up.”

 

-…Yes, Master.

 

Anyway, that aside…

 

‘When am I going to get through all this.’

 

Looking at the vast forest of people made me sigh involuntarily.

 

Even back in Pratel, they seemed to just watch cautiously and not dare approach recklessly.

 

Apparently they weren’t just being cautious of me, but also of the Hero Guild.

 

Due to this incident, my fans had increased significantly, and since they no longer needed to be wary of the guild, this was perhaps natural.

 

‘I could just ignore them and go, but…’

 

Ding-

 

[Sending whisper to friend ‘Ast’.]

 

[Me: Might be late.]

 

The Guardians were having fun for once, and for the first time, the players weren’t being cautious, so most reactions were favorable.

 

‘Things have been hectic lately.’

 

So.

 

I thought it might be nice to have this kind of time once in a while.

 

* * *

 

“What the hell is all this?”

 

“Never mind that, just close the door quickly!”

 

“…Right. That’s better.”

 

Seeing the countless waves of people spread out behind Dohyun who had rushed inside, Ast hurriedly closed the door.

 

What kind of chaos was this supposed to be.

 

“I heard the general news, but… why did so many people gather like that?”

 

“I don’t know. They rushed at me as soon as I logged in.”

 

“Huh…”

 

Wasn’t this popularity that would make any top star step aside.

 

Even when he, a Top 10 Guild Master, walked around, it wasn’t to this extent.

 

No, honestly it was embarrassing to even compare.

 

‘…They don’t even glance at me anymore.’

 

Even though he was supposedly a Top 10 Guild Master and called the Owner of the Armory, his pride was hurt for no reason, but it was actually understandable.

 

To the players, he was now a familiar person, but Kaiser was currently a hot topic whose popularity was rising steeply.

 

-What does Kaiser actually look like?

 

-What kind of person is he to cause such a fuss? I want to see for myself too.

 

-God of Demroc? Is that really so amazing?

 

The players who had been in the Empire were always curious.

 

What was so special about Kaiser that they made such a big deal whenever he did anything.

 

Due to level restrictions, he only inhabited the previous cities, so people in the Empire could only see him through videos or community posts.

 

Not only did that Kaiser appear in person, but he waged war against the Hero Guild single-handedly?

 

And he even won that war proudly?

 

‘You’d have to be crazy not to go wild over this.’

 

At least for men, it was absolutely irresistible.

 

Even those who hadn’t thought much about Kaiser until now were completely captivated.

 

‘Anyway, he’s someone who causes a stir wherever he goes.’

 

Ast chuckled, remembering Kaiser from Demroc who had appeared like a comet and caused chaos everywhere, then spoke casually.

 

“Don’t worry. They’re acting like this because you’ve caused such a big incident. The interest will die down somewhat with time.”

 

“…You think so?”

 

“Hmm… Honestly, I can’t give you a definitive answer. But it’ll be better than now, won’t it?”

 

It’s only novel when you first see it.

 

If you keep seeing it, won’t people just think ‘Ah, Kaiser being Kaiser’ and move on?

 

Even then, there might be many fans, but they won’t rush at him like an unbridled colt as they do now.

 

“Still, just in case, ignore them moderately from next time. When are you going to finish signing all of those?”

 

“I was already thinking I couldn’t do this twice.”

 

It wasn’t wrong – he might really end up doing nothing but signing autographs from login to logout.

 

When Dohyun readily agreed, Ast didn’t say anything more.

 

He must have experienced this a lot during Demroc too, so he’d figure it out himself.

 

“You know, right? When you have many fans, you also have many enemies. The atmosphere is quite serious now because of the major incident you caused. There are rumors going around that a war might break out for the first time in a year.”

 

Ast spoke with a somewhat serious expression, then soon chuckled.

 

“But well… I think there shouldn’t be any problems for a while. Anyone who would dare to attack you in this situation would have to be either completely insane or at least a Top 10 Guild level…”

 

The Top 100 Guilds are busy dealing with the guilds moving to fill the vacancy that just opened up.

 

Most importantly, seeing that even Hero Guild was half-destroyed, they wouldn’t dare move recklessly either.

 

What about the guilds below that?

 

They wouldn’t even dare to look at Kaiser.

 

“Most of the Top 10 Guilds are busy with the New Continent right now… and above all, they won’t move because it would damage their pride.”

 

In other words, it could be considered free time for a while.

 

“For all that talk, Auntie moved around just fine.”

 

“Hey, I’m different, it’s okay for me. You’re the one talking – if I hadn’t happened to be in the Empire, you wouldn’t even be able to share a meal with me right now.”

 

“What are you saying.”

 

Dohyun chuckled at Ast’s exaggerated teasing tone, but inwardly he acknowledged it.

 

Without his help, it would have been a major crisis when he first entered the Empire.

 

“Anyway, enough of this talk…”

 

Ast changed the subject and asked in a serious tone.

 

“…So how exactly did you do it?”

 

“Do what?”

 

“In just a short time, you succeeded in full enhancement, got some new legendary skill. Even two legendary skills – Thunder Dragon Descent and Guardian Deity’s Protection? It doesn’t make sense logically.”

 

“Hmm. Now that I hear it, it is pretty broken.”

 

Hearing it from someone else’s mouth like this, there was no balance breaking like this balance breaking.

 

But what Ast was curious about wasn’t the balance issue.

 

Though he was curious about that too, what he was most curious about was something else.

 

“Hmm, the you I know isn’t a kid with this kind of luck…”

 

Ridiculous luck.

 

Getting legendary skills at perfect timing and succeeding in all full enhancements was just probability?

 

And this was Kaiser, who was born with the worst luck that Ast knew of?

 

‘It’s understandable that he can’t accept it.’

 

Dohyun chuckled at the very natural question.

 

How many times had he shown failures in draws and enhancements while they were together?

 

He would be curious too.

 

If a companion who had terribly bad luck suddenly transformed and started getting legendary items left and right.

 

[Eye of Truth]

 

The cheat trait that made all of this possible.

 

Dohyun looked at it and soon nodded his head.

 

He had never revealed it to anyone since obtaining the Eye of Truth, but.

 

‘If it’s Auntie, it’s worth telling him.’

 

If the target was Astra, it didn’t matter.

 

He wasn’t someone who would go around blabbing about it.

 

And Dohyun now had the power to handle the consequences.

 

“Auntie, have you ever seen me get lucky?”

 

“Hmm, weren’t you lucky in useless things? Like rock-paper-scissors or finding the anchovy – you were good at those.”

 

“…That’s not luck, that’s skill.”

 

“What? That’s skill? No wonder only I kept getting caught!”

 

How sneaky to know it alone, I trusted you but how could you do that.

 

Dohyun brushed off Ast’s passionate outburst and finally brought up the main point.

 

“Anyway, this isn’t luck either.”

 

“…Hmm. Then? Is this skill too?”

 

“Similar.”

 

“? Similar?”

 

Ast, who had been answering listlessly, straightened his posture as if he had never been agitated.

 

The sight of that huge frame with sparkling eyes, leaning in intently, was quite unpleasant to look at.

 

But Dohyun, who was used to it, answered calmly.

 

“Similar. Because it’s a trait.”

 

“…A trait?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

Ast was dazed by the answer he never imagined.

 

Dohyun grinned and began to speak, recalling what he experienced in the tutorial.

 

* * *

 

Meanwhile, at that moment.

 

Kyaaaak-!

 

Pshwak-

 

In one place of the New Continent, the Forbidden Forest, a terrible massacre was taking place.

 

Whoosh, slash-!

 

Kheok!

 

Every time the massive greatsword was swung, flesh was cut, bones were severed, and blood splattered.

 

A horrific scene of blood and screams running wild.

 

The owner of that carnage was none other than a figure wearing a robe.

 

The greatswords in both hands and the armor glimpsed between the robe.

 

And the golden eyes shining in the darkness were the only clues the dying could see.

 

“Hii, hiik! Wh-why are you doing this to us, you crazy bastard!”

 

“What did we do wrong… guhk!”

 

Three companions were already dead.

 

The two remaining shouted in bitter injustice.

 

And rightfully so, because they really hadn’t done anything to that madman.

 

They had just been walking through the forest, laughing and chatting among themselves.

 

“What wrong did you do? Do you truly not know and ask?”

 

But the voice of the robed madman was endlessly cold.

 

For them, it was enough to drive them crazy.

 

“Then we’re asking because we don’t know! We came all the way to the New Continent with difficulty, so why are you killing us!!”

 

“How dare… How dare you make insulting remarks about That Person. In front of me.”

 

“…That Person?”

 

They were dazed for a moment, wondering what that meant.

 

But they could soon realize.

 

“If you mean That Person, then surely…”

 

“Wait, I’ve heard of this. There’s a rumor about a madman who appears like a ghost and swings his greatsword if you impersonate or insult Kaiser.”

 

“Th-then could that bastard be that mad…”

 

But that moment of realization didn’t last very long.

 

Slash-!

 

Thud.

 

The greatsword was swung before the words could even finish.

 

With their heads severed, they collapsed helplessly.

 

Leaving behind those who would be looking at the gray screen, the Robe-Wearing Man offered a prayer.

 

“…Lord. …I shall repay with death.”

 

It was while he was muttering such incomprehensible words.

 

Ding-

 

A notification suddenly rang out.

 

The golden eyes of the Robe-Wearing Man who checked the message widened.

 

It was a report.

 

[Third Disciple: Cafe Leader! You’ve finally come.]

 

[Third Disciple: We couldn’t reach you, so after discussing among ourselves, we engaged in battle with the Hero Guild…]

 

[Third Disciple: …It has ended this way, and the almighty Kashin has achieved victory, Cafe Leader.]

 

A report from a disciple telling him news of That Person, as he was isolated from the main continent while in the New Continent.

 

“Ahh…”

 

Today’s report was more important than any other.

 

In the brief time he was away, far too many things had happened.

 

He had wondered how to atone for this sin, but the omniscient and omnipotent Kashin had once again triumphantly seized victory.

 

“I see…”

 

The Robe-Wearing Man lifted his head and gazed at the sky with eyes filled with emotion, speaking quietly.

 

“Finally… Finally, this moment has come.”

 

The moment he had been waiting for all along had arrived.

 

He had been conducting an important Quest in the New Continent, but none of that mattered now.

 

The Robe-Wearing Man had a mission more important than anything else.

 

“Please wait just a little longer… I shall rush there immediately.”

 

The dark horse who appeared like a comet six months ago.

 

Crazy bastard, lunatic, clear-eyed madman…

 

“My God.”

 

A woman with countless epithets, but called Leader or Cafe Leader by her disciples.

 

It was the moment when the one commonly known as the Fanatic headed toward the Empire.

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