Pretending to Be Human Is Exhausting Again Today - Chapter 65

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Struggling to Pretend to Be Human Today Episode 065

 

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Princess Chloe of Jins Kingdom couldn’t understand the scene unfolding before her eyes.

 

People were flying through the air.

 

Every time Deina swung her fists and feet, mercenaries flew through the air like kicked balls with a satisfying thud.

 

The person who had held a sword to her throat was the second to fly, and the one who had shouted about fighting back was the third to soar.

 

‘Were people always this light?’

 

It was such an absurd delusion.

 

The princess’s movements were so graceful that it seemed like she was dancing on a sandy beach.

 

‘Princess Deina was this strong? I only knew she was a dark mage…’

 

Faced with this scene that shattered common sense, Chloe sat collapsed on the ground, unable to regain her composure.

 

Then her true feelings finally spilled out.

 

“This, this shouldn’t be happening. My plan…”

 

Hearing that voice, Deina frowned.

 

“What did you just say… Eek!”

 

While Deina was distracted by Chloe, a mercenary who had been waiting for an opportunity struck back at her. Fortunately, Deina barely managed to dodge. And simultaneously struck the mercenary’s face.

 

“Aaah!”

 

With another mercenary flying away behind her, Deina asked with an exasperated tone.

 

“Princess Chloe, why on earth are you doing this?”

 

“That’s what I want to ask! Why, why did you come back! If you had just left, everyone could have ended this without getting hurt!”

 

Deina looked at Chloe, who was instead getting angry at her, with disbelief. Then she let out a short sigh as if giving up.

 

“Fine, I’ve achieved my objective anyway.”

 

Then she forcibly grabbed Chloe’s arm, pulled her up, and positioned her beside herself. It meant she wouldn’t let her cause any more trouble.

 

“L-let go of me! I absolutely must stay here…!”

 

“Shut your mouth. I’m holding back from smacking you upside the head.”

 

“Gasp…!”

 

Such vulgar words coming from a princess’s mouth!

 

Chloe turned pale and gasped, covering her mouth.

 

With Deina’s face and clothes covered in blood, the weight of her words felt even more frightening.

 

Muttering that it was finally quiet, Deina shouted to her subordinates who were running toward them.

 

“Clean up.”

 

“Yes!”

 

Like soldiers following their commander’s orders, they systematically captured the mercenaries. The mercenaries, overwhelmed by Deina’s prowess, seemed unable to even think of resisting.

 

One mercenary with his arms bound by Ruslara looked at Deina and said.

 

“You, who exactly are you?”

 

“A princess.”

 

“Don’t lie! How can a princess be this strong!”

 

Chloe completely agreed with that statement.

 

Then Deina tilted her head sideways and said.

 

“Then just think I’m not a princess.”

 

“What…”

 

“You guys were beaten by an unidentified monster, not a princess. That works, right?”

 

What kind of crazy talk was this.

 

The mercenary with an aggrieved expression was soon knocked unconscious by Ruslara’s hand.

 

Once all the mercenaries were dealt with, Deina finally judged it safe and released Chloe whom she had been holding.

 

Then she glared at Chloe with irritated eyes and said.

 

“Princess Chloe, do you know how much danger we almost faced because of you?”

 

“I, I clearly told you. To leave me behind.”

 

“Do you think that’s going to be an excuse? Consider your position. If you’re a princess, you should act accordingly…”

 

“I never asked to be rescued! Princess, why are you interfering with me!”

 

Perhaps due to experiencing confusing situations one after another, Chloe unconsciously raised her voice. Even Deina, who had been trying to appease her maturely until now, seemed angered by this rudeness and frowned.

 

Seeing her slowly raising her hand, Chloe squeezed her eyes shut. She thought she might get slapped.

 

“…?”

 

But the pain she was worried about never came. When she opened her eyes slightly to check, she saw Deina stroking her own neck.

 

It seemed her neck had been injured when the mercenary holding her necklace was sent flying.

 

Deina, finding it strange that Chloe was staring at her intently, asked.

 

“What?”

 

“Oh, no. I thought I was going to get slapped…”

 

“I won’t hit you. You’re not important enough for me to deal with the problems that would arise from hitting you right now.”

 

“…”

 

For Chloe, who had grown up like a flower in a greenhouse, this was unbearable harsh language. Her face turned deathly pale as she stammered.

 

“I, I know Princess dislikes me. But I absolutely must…”

 

Just as she was about to reveal her true feelings.

 

“Cough!”

 

Deina let out a violent cough.

 

“Huh?”

 

A few drops of blood splattered, creating spots on Chloe’s face.

 

Not understanding what had happened, Chloe blankly touched her face with her hand.

 

“Blood, blood?”

 

This blood had all come from Deina’s mouth.

 

“Cough, cough!”

 

Whether she was panicking or not, Deina kept coughing up blood and collapsed.

 

“Ah, this damn weak body…”

 

Even while collapsing, she was still grumbling in a very un-princess-like manner.

 

Only then understanding the situation, Chloe’s legs gave out and she sat down right there.

 

“What, what is this?”

 

Was Deina actually physically weak?

 

The metallic scent of blood stung her nose.

 

Unable to organize her confused thoughts, Chloe could only stare blankly at Deina, who was coughing up blood enough to create a puddle.

 

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When I opened my eyes again, the sun had set and the moon had risen.

 

Unlike during the mana sickness incident, my physical condition was definitely poor this time. The mana in my body was circulating vigorously trying to restore my stamina, but it wasn’t easy.

 

It was probably due to my body being overworked by mana.

 

Just like Ivan had collapsed from exhaustion after enhancing his strength with mana, I was paying the price for using power beyond my physical capabilities.

 

If I had used magic, the fatigue would have been less, but using physical force just in case had been the problem.

 

‘It’s ironic that my mana condition is actually good. If I repeat this method about a hundred more times, I might be able to regain about 10% of my previous life’s power.’

 

Of course, if I repeated this, my body wouldn’t survive.

 

I forced my stiff body to sit up.

 

‘This is an unfamiliar bedroom. Is this the village near Gilli Port?’

 

Thinking I should go outside first, I put on my shoes and headed for the door.

 

Just then, I heard voices from the next room.

 

“…do you think that makes sense?”

 

“I, I’m sorry. But please understand…”

 

It was Ruslara’s voice and some man’s voice. The man kept repeating apologies to Ruslara’s anger-filled words.

 

‘That voice… it’s Princess Chloe’s guard knight.’

 

He was the knight who had made the ridiculous suggestion to step back and assess the situation when Princess Chloe was captured.

 

Wondering what conversation would make Ruslara so angry, I pressed my ear to the door.

 

“Don’t you see that our Princess sacrificed herself? She personally threw herself into battle to save the Princess! And yet you dare speak of choosing suicide!”

 

‘Suicide? What’s that about?’

 

At Ruslara’s outcry, the knight answered in a crawling voice.

 

“B-but we had no choice! That’s what the people want… Besides, we weren’t the ones who brought up this topic. It was Princess herself!”

 

“How dare you say such a thing…!”

 

Killing intent began to mix with Ruslara’s momentum. If I left things as they were, the knight might get beaten up by Ruslara.

 

I threw open the door to stop her rampage.

 

“Ruslara, that’s enough.”

 

“Your Highness!”

 

Startled, Ruslara shot up from her chair.

 

The room connected to the bedroom was a small living room, with a structure more similar to a private house than an inn.

 

The knight sitting hunched in the chair across from Ruslara as if being interrogated brightened up when he saw me.

 

“Y-you’re alive! Thank goodness. You coughed up so much blood that I thought you were dead…”

 

“I won’t die from something like that. More importantly, what’s the current situation?”

 

Ivan, who was guarding the opposite doorway, answered instead of Ruslara. Looking closely, I noticed that not only Ruslara but also Ivan and Liribel were in this room together.

 

“Half a day has passed since Your Highness collapsed. We called this guy in to interrogate him about what happened during the day. And we still haven’t heard the real story yet.”

 

“Do you have time for that? I should have left behind a plan to deal with the Third Mercenary Group in case I fainted.”

 

“Well, don’t worry about that. Things went better than Your Highness thinks.”

 

“…?”

 

The Third Mercenary Group was a stronger enemy than the Red Brotherhood or Black Helmets. But the problem was resolved in just half a day?

 

At my questioning gaze, Ivan waved his hand dismissively and said.

 

“Anyway, how about we listen to Princess Chloe’s circumstances for now?”

 

“I’m not really in the mood to listen.”

 

I was about to refuse since I wasn’t inclined to, but Liribel, who had approached and draped a blanket over my shoulders, added her thoughts.

 

“But I think it would be good to listen, Your Highness. If it’s a problem we can help with, we’ll fix it, and if not, we can just knock her unconscious and tie up her limbs before transporting her to the capital, right?”

 

‘Treating a person like some kind of object…’

 

Somehow her vocabulary didn’t quite fit proper grammar.

 

When I looked at her with a dubious expression, Ivan, who was standing behind, whispered to Ruslara.

 

“Sometimes I think she’s the scariest one.”

 

“I agree.”

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