Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 88
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Now, let’s settle this
Alcohol really does make people brave.
To be precise, it appropriately numbs the brain and makes you lose your reason.
It was truly mysterious how that gets converted into courage.
In that sense.
‘Are they picking a fight because I’m sitting down?’
I assessed the situation while looking at the current setup.
Drinking happily with three women.
– Wow but these girls are really touchy lololol
– Who said Japan was herbivorous
– That’s only the men lol
– Women are really aggressive, if you look at recent love comedies they’re all like that
– Ah… so you know from love comedies
– Why?
– Won’t it be chaos if things get more intense here
The atmosphere was gradually heating up and everyone’s physical contact was about to get more intense.
I was about to stop right here and get up.
“Why do you keep staying silent! Hey! Are you ignoring us!”
Suddenly some tipsy guys approached and started picking a fight.
But I understood the basis for their courage.
First, they were drunk so they probably couldn’t see much.
They must have felt compelled to pay attention since we’d been getting too much attention from the moment we entered.
‘Though that’s quite different from picking a fight, of course.’
That’s just how alcohol was originally.
Randomly talking to strangers, butting into conversations and picking fights.
Glance.
Instead of answering right away, I focused on the camera for a moment.
‘Mm, the angle’s good, everyone’s in frame.’
Normally I would broadcast trying to keep civilians out of the shot as much as possible.
But if they were going to graciously appear as guests on my broadcast like this, I had no choice but to film them actively.
– What’s this?
– Did someone pick a fight?
– These guys are pretty big though
– But they picked a fight based on that?
– Can’t they see Mungi’s body properly
– Seems like he hasn’t stood up properly yet
– What is it what’s happening
I could see the viewers’ real-time reactions.
Some of them would probably go to other broadcasts and spread the word enthusiastically.
‘It’ll spread to the community too, hmm… that’s good.’
Now it was time to properly welcome the guests who had stepped up for the 20,000 viewers.
The first thing to do here.
“What are you going to do if I ignore you.”
Would be to get up from my seat.
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When the man who picked a fight, Yoki, was drinking, playing, and chatting to his heart’s content.
When he came to his senses, he noticed some man having fun with three women.
Even in a shop with a boss who was notorious for being strict.
He was surprised to see the female boss eagerly providing service.
‘I’ve never received service here even once.’
Normally he would have left it at that.
Maybe it was because the alcohol kept flowing and his friends were there.
‘…What’s with that guy?’
Courage began welling up inside him.
The guy looked like he had a good build, but Yoki’s Group wasn’t to be underestimated either.
He felt like going over and striking up a conversation.
Moreover, Yoki’s Group happened to have exactly 3 people too.
He even made plans to send that guy away and play with the 3 women.
Of course, up to this point it was all just planning in his head.
“Mungi-san, you’re Korean but you speak Japanese so well… How cool, I might be able to marry you.”
“Eh?”
Learning that the man’s nationality was Korean made his brow furrow sharply.
More precisely, as soon as he learned he was a foreigner, he became unpleasant.
I mean, why doesn’t he play in his own country instead of coming all the way to someone else’s country to do this.
As a citizen of this country, I should say something about this.
With that thought, Yoki got up from his seat and headed toward the man, Mungi.
“Hey!”
He immediately picked a fight.
Actually, this kind of fight usually ends with subduing their spirit.
If you swarm over and intimidate them, most people get scared.
In fact, Yoki had picked fights and won at many drinking sessions using this method.
He thought it would be the same this time too.
“What are you going to do if I ignore you.”
Until the other party got up from the table.
The first emotion Yoki felt at that moment was.
“Eh?”
Bewilderment.
It really felt like, with some exaggeration, a person was getting up for 10 seconds straight.
Watching him stand up, I thought our heads would roughly match up, but he turned out to be much taller than that.
‘How tall are you? No, why are you so big.’
My eyes naturally widened and the thought that he might be scared completely disappeared.
“Uh, um, ah, eh?”
Words wouldn’t come out properly.
He should be moderately big and moderately thick, but this crossed the line by far.
At the same time, the alcohol completely wore off.
“You did ignore me, so what are you going to do about it now? Give me an answer. Are you ignoring me?”
At the other person’s continued words, my eyes shook back and forth.
At the same time, Yoki unconsciously looked at the faces of his friends nearby.
If even one of them wasn’t scared, if they were maintaining their composure.
He wanted to absorb that emotion and respond the same way.
But.
“…”
Everyone was already hanging their heads or looking around in confusion.
Even though he had picked the fight first, his instincts were screaming.
To quickly ask for help from those around him.
As he looked around, something felt strange.
Surely if a fight broke out, the shop owner should come to break it up or something.
But nothing like that happened and the current situation just continued.
‘What’s going on?’
And the moment he looked around, he immediately realized.
‘They’re just… all watching.’
An overwhelming sense of security that no big fight would break out.
Since that was coming from the man in front of him, even the shop owner didn’t feel the need to step in.
When just standing up showed how intimidated they looked.
What more could he do?
Even the three women sitting around Mungi’s area had eyes sparkling brightly.
It was like girlfriends watching their boyfriend’s cool appearance.
The thought that he had instantly become a supporting character hit him hard.
But all he could do was.
“I’m, I’m sorry.”
Just apologize.
He couldn’t even think of doing anything more.
Just imagining that fist he could see hitting his face.
Trembling.
His knees naturally went weak.
“…It’s disappointing that the situation ended too quickly, tsk.”
“Yes, yes?”
“No, I accepted your apology so go on.”
“…Th, then yes…”
“No, you should also apologize to the shop staff, and surely you’re not thinking of just ending it with a verbal apology, right?”
“Huh?”
“No, you killed the whole mood because of what you did… You need to take responsibility.”
“When you say responsibility…?”
Because of that, all they could do was just thoroughly.
“Pay the bill.”
“Pa, pay the bill?”
“I should receive compensation, shouldn’t I? I was really shocked.”
“…Yes, yes.”
Listen to what Mungi said, that was all.
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The next day at lunch, after having fun, eating, and playing well before disbanding.
I ate at a nearby restaurant, exercised as usual, and then.
As soon as I finished showering, I immediately started broadcasting.
“Munha.”
– Crazy bastard
– Does it make sense to do that yesterday and then end the stream?
– Saying “pay the bill” and then saying you’ll handle the situation and ending the stream, are you insane?
– What happened yesterday?
– Tell us in detail
“Ah, well… I just made them pay the bill so I got free food and alcohol…”
– I really thought “pay the bill” was crazy
– But they should have compensated you since they suddenly started trouble
– If everything could be settled with just a verbal apology, why do police exist, why do laws exist, and so on
– For real
– So this is how you get free meals
“Honestly, I wish someone would start trouble every time I drink, so I can keep making them pay the bill.”
– What does this crazy guy think Japan bars are?
– Now he’ll be smiling when people start trouble with him
– But you liked it from the beginning
“The guys had less fighting spirit than I thought, I expected at least some punching… Tsk, that’s why the viewer count couldn’t even break 20,000…”
– Ttaranta† What if those guys actually had swords in the worst case scenario?
– Ttaranta† I get that you’re physically strong and good at fighting, but doesn’t that mean you have no boundaries?
– Ttaranta† It’s not like you’re completely unknown, and if you’re the protagonist who reached Netflix 7th place, kids who know would all know;
– Ttaranta† Be more careful
– That’s a valid point
– What is this? Are you hitting turrets?
– Euheu euheu euheuheu
– When it’s really dangerous, you can just draw Mungi’s Holy Sword
– For real
– I’m a viewer who just faints/gets banned because Mungi’s Kkeoseu is too big when he just pulls out his revenge
– But why don’t you set Kkeoseu as a banned word?
– Ta-da-da† If you ban it, it’s no fun lol The thrill comes from playing with the risk of getting banned
– Even the manager here is slightly crazy
“Anyway, today… well, actually today will probably be similar, just drinking and having fun? Going towards the entertainment district?”
– You mean going to kyabakura or girls bars?
– Yo, you’ll blow so much money there
– You can’t even start trouble there though?
When communication is working to some extent and the viewer count has come in appropriately.
I briefly tell them about my plans for what I’m going to do.
“No no, what I’m going to do isn’t like that… ah, and I’m not going to barge in when someone’s picking up girls and steal their hunt either.”
– ?
– ?
– What are you talking about
– Wait, you’re gonna crash someone else’s pickup attempt and try to pick up the same person? This is ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– What the hell do you think about normally
– That’s you starting trouble
– The fact that you’re saying you won’t do it is fucking hilarious
“I should have fun normally, normally, like yesterday.”
– While taking Smile out
– Sure you’ll have fun normally
– Before having fun normally, mung-ppo *3*
– Deep mung-ppo =3=
– Deep munghyeo “3”~
– Mungdeong :3
– So your standard of normal is making punks who started trouble with you pay the bill
– Normal (actually not)
A guy who’s about 190cm tall walking around the streets alone with a camera.
Just this itself inevitably draws attention, so I was actually prepared for some trouble to some extent.
Even walking around with my mouth shut, wearing a hat, communicating with viewers.
– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 10,000 won donation.
[ Even if it’s Japan, they should still get some punishment, right? lol ]
“Ah, thank you for the 10,000 won donation. Here comes the mung-ppo right away.”
When I’m talking and then suddenly give a kiss to the camera out of nowhere.
Even if they don’t want to look, their gaze is forced to move to me.
“For now, I’ll mainly show you around the Japanese streets… and then invite guests in earnest at night.”
– Guest? There’s a guest?
– For real?
– What, you already invited someone?
“Of course, did you think I came to Japan without any plan?”
– No, wasn’t that the case?
– So you really had a plan?
– But now that you suddenly mentioned a guest, I’m fucking curious
“Alright, let’s wrap up lunch for now, I’ll come back later tonight, Mungba.”
– Why are you making the broadcast so short
– For real, broadcasting is a joke!!!
– Geummungeo is dying, you Mung bastard!!!!!!
For now, I ended the broadcast here, just promoting the evening stream.
Since the real thing was planned for the evening, I turned off the broadcast hoping everyone would come watch.
Well then, shall I go prepare for the evening broadcast?
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A guest, actually there wasn’t one.
But inviting a guest was real.
It’s just not a typical invitation method.
‘Hmm, it’s about time.’
As soon as it was time to start broadcasting, I immediately turned on the stream.
– ?
– ?
– What the hell
– What is this?
The viewers who tuned into the broadcast couldn’t hide their confusion as soon as they saw the screen.
Some chats even had obvious typos showing their shock.
‘Is it that much?’
I didn’t think I was doing anything particularly special.
Just applying the free hug thing I did on the street before.
“Mm-hmm, I’m just giving opportunities, you know.”
Wearing a t-shirt that said ‘Hunting Welcome’.
I decided to walk around the streets.
“Now, the content we’re about to try… How well will my face work in Japan? Let’s begin.”
– But you crazy bastard
– No way, the place where you pick up people is fucking ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Are you insane?
– Why, what’s wrong
– That’s Host Street
– So you’re walking around the host district with a “hunting welcome” sign? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
The viewers pointed out minor details, but they were really trivial so I let them slide.
‘Street Business, Host vs Me.’
Now, let’s compete.
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