Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 83
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Let’s give that a try
A height of 184cm and a weight exceeding three digits.
Living with this physique, Stalker had never once experienced an uncomfortable situation.
His build, which was always bigger than his peers, forced everyone around him to be ‘kind’ to him.
He never lost in any dispute and had gotten his way with most things.
The same was true when he played sports.
Among ordinary people, his talent was nothing short of catastrophic, and it made Stalker arrogant.
That’s why he thought he needed to protect Jjining too.
From whom?
Just from everything.
But right now, at this very moment.
Gulp.
Stalker found himself swallowing involuntarily.
Tremble tremble tremble tremble tremble tremble.
He could feel his body shaking violently.
The days when he judged others solely by their physique had ironically become a strict standard for himself.
The moment he encountered the real deal, his body naturally froze up.
He actually knew it.
That he absolutely shouldn’t do this.
He had already tried to Tackle once and failed, feeling it painfully.
That his opponent was really showing him mercy to the extreme.
Nevertheless, the reason he could still avoid looking away from his opponent’s eyes was.
Because a single strand of pride that hadn’t been extinguished yet remained like a candle flame.
So.
“You think I can’t hit you? You think I can’t hit you?!”
He struggled desperately.
To show that he was someone who followed through when he said he would.
Thinking that surely the other person couldn’t stay calm and endure if he acted like this.
But.
“…No, hurry up and hit me, let’s get this over with quickly because I already called the Police.”
“What, what?”
“I said I called the Police… You can do everything by text these days, haven’t you tried it? I just taught you something new.”
His opponent was far too relaxed.
That detestable bastard, he couldn’t forgive him.
How dare he keep taking this kind of attitude in front of me?
Grind.
Grinding his pride between his teeth, Stalker moved.
“I really can hit you!”
He probably thought I couldn’t throw punches just because he only saw wrestling.
That was a big miscalculation. I was confident in punching too.
As if to prove that my prior record for violence wasn’t there for nothing.
Stalker’s fist was aimed precisely at his opponent, no.
At Mungi’s jaw.
Right at that moment.
Thunk.
“…”
Stalker’s world was cut off like a lie.
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The very moment Stalker moved.
What I had to do was subtly move out of the CCTV angle.
To be precise, using the blind spot hidden by the opponent’s body.
Of course, once I responded, evidence would remain regardless of the CCTV.
But I had something to rely on.
‘Jjining’s testimony, a competent lawyer… and my past record of dealing with a stalker once before.’
Even knowing that self-defense would be hard to establish.
Because I had already experienced that things could somehow work out well.
The moment Stalker swung his fist, I deliberately closed the distance.
While simultaneously turning my head to minimize damage.
Right before his fist touched my jaw, I drove my fist into his jaw.
Diagonally from below to above, no need to hit hard.
Just a slight turn of the toes and waist provides enough power.
Whoosh, thunk.
A perfect knockout that instantly shut off the opponent’s consciousness.
The godlike knockout technique I had already successfully tested several times on the Gym Director.
That skill shined now.
“Wh, what…?”
“Mu, Mungi oppa…?!”
“Wh, what the hell is this…”
The problem was that his voice had been too loud.
Because of him shouting loudly in the hallway, several front doors opened.
People saw me take down Stalker in the blink of an eye.
Among them was Jjining as well.
Well, she said she was just going to check, but it took longer than expected.
It was natural in a way for her to check out of anxiety.
‘She sent several messages too.’
I belatedly checked my phone and saw Jjining’s messages.
First, I laid the stalker down neatly on the floor to reassure everyone around me.
“Ah, so what happened was…”
I briefly explained the situation to avoid any misunderstandings.
Meanwhile, the police arrived, and the subsequent situation proceeded exactly 100% the same as with EV.
The only difference was that since I had knocked out the stalker, even the emergency services came.
“Oh, oppa, are you okay? You’re not hurt, are you?”
Throughout this process, Jjining kept checking on my well-being from beside me.
In a situation where she should have been the most surprised and shocked.
How should I describe her continuously worrying about me?
‘She had this side to her too. I thought she was always joking around… like that kind of little sister.’
It struck me in a different way.
Still, contrary to Jjining’s worries, I was really fine.
> Is it hard to talk on the phone right now?
> Just in case, I’ll send more lawyers from our side too
> Don’t worry too much, nothing serious will happen
> But from now on, just call the police first for things like this
> What if he had a sword? What would you have done?
< I can beat swords too
> Hey
> Do I look like I’m joking right now?
> If something happens to you, I’ll never see you again
< ㅠㅠ
> Ugh lol seriously
> Whatever, I’ll come over there later so wait
< You’re coming?
> Isn’t that obvious? I’m your manager
It was because I had a reliable ally.
Of course, she seems pretty angry right now.
But just having her there was what mattered, so it wasn’t a big problem.
‘I’ll just have to make it up to her later.’
I’ve never seen her angry before, is Ttaranta a little mad right now?
But how do you make it up to a woman when she’s angry?
Would buying her something like tteokbokki be enough to smooth things over?
Thinking about various things, I went to receive the police investigation.
Maybe because there were too many witnesses to this incident.
> This is the Virtual Marriage Team Leader.
> I heard what happened
> I think we should probably put off having kids for a while and focus on stability for now ㅠㅠ
It spread in all directions.
‘A story about beating up a stalker… would it be okay to upload something like this to daily Mung-tube? It’s something I actually did… and it would draw a lot of aggro.’
So does this mean he can row the oars for daily Mung-tube again?
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Just as Mungi said.
This Jjining stalker incident spread immediately and quickly, unlike the EV incident.
First of all, it happened during the really crowded evening hours, and in a residential area at that.
The Community immediately started talking about this incident.
[Title: Let’s find out how self-defense will work out this time]
[Author: Anonymous]
To conclude, I think it’s ambiguous
Of course, the prevailing view is that it won’t work, and I think so too
The key is that the other party has a violent criminal record
Ah, if you want to know how he got the violent criminal record, you need to know this guy’s identity
This guy is
Who the hell do you think you are, you crazy bastard
Why does it cut off here
But seriously, wouldn’t this actually count as self-defense? Our country’s laws are kind of weird in situations like this
ㄴ for real
So you just need to look at the intention, not the process
No no, what are you talking about?
No no, I was just responding to the idea that you need to consider the intent to harm me, so why are you analyzing how the other person hit me or what they hit me with?
No no, for real
[Title: But do you know the criminal’s identity has been revealed while browsing the gallery?]
[Author: Anonymous]
This kid is such a menace lol
But of all things, he’s stalking
The kid who fought back seems really fucking brave?
Please love our Munggi a lot^^
ㄴ Cutie *3*
ㄴ Deep mungppo =3=
What the hell is this, you crazy bastards
What am I supposed to do if you suddenly act like this here?
Ugh, I was about to like it but lololololololol
No no, don’t like Munggi because I’m the only one who’s going to like him
For real though
Starting from the criminal’s identity, the process spread quickly without being kept private.
YouTube kept pouring out related news, even if briefly.
People, who happened to be bored, rushed in like moths to a flame when something to chew on appeared.
Stalker discipline!
There were dozens of shorts that could come out with this simple word combination.
Mungi’s name was beginning to spread by word of mouth.
And in that situation, Mungi was currently.
“You’re really not hurt anywhere? Shouldn’t you get a thorough medical examination?”
“No, why would I need such an examination? I really subdued him perfectly.”
“But there was a physical fight, and you got punched in the jaw.”
“That too, that too really… really it’s fine, I minimized the damage while getting hit. That’s a skill, and I’m particularly good at that part…”
“…Hey, don’t joke around, I’m being serious.”
“I’m being serious too, it’s really fine.”
He was having what could be called an interview, but not quite an interview, with Ttaranta.
By the way, tomorrow Lera was planning to come over personally and pack him a lunch box.
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Why are women suddenly starting to come and go from my house like this?
After Ttaranta had a decent conversation with me.
“Hello. I’m what you could call Mungi’s manager.”
She requested a handshake from Jjining, who was sitting nearby with her body curled up.
I thought “suddenly?” but figured there was no harm in them getting acquainted, so I just stayed quiet.
“Don’t worry, he’s a guy who already had a criminal record, so there won’t be any harm to Mungi, and he’ll get properly punished too.”
“Thank you for helping. I heard you helped a lot…”
“Of course I had to help since he’s Mungi’s acquaintance, but if there’s one regrettable thing, I think you should still consider moving… at least. Since those guys exposed your home address.”
“Ah, thank you for the advice. I was actually thinking about that too.”
Hmm, they’re getting along well with each other.
But since they didn’t meet under good circumstances, there was some awkwardness.
‘Well… they can work it out gradually later.’
But I wonder if they’ll have occasions to meet again.
While I was thinking about that.
“I’m leaving.”
Ttaranta, who had finished her conversation with Jjining, approached me.
Then she stared at me intently for a few seconds.
“I’m taking some clothes, some of them need proper care, not just simple washing.”
She took several outfits from my wardrobe that I usually wore often, for care purposes.
But those might smell like me, is that okay? I was about to ask that.
But since Jjining was there, I felt awkward saying that, so I just nodded.
‘Huh.’
So the Virtual Marriage was over for now, and Jjining was staying at my house for the time being.
Scratch scratch.
If I broadcast now, it would only draw unnecessary aggro, so should I post a break notice first?
While organizing the situation one by one and looking at my phone.
‘Hm?’
I suddenly noticed that a new email had arrived in my business email inbox.
I burst out laughing as soon as I saw it.
‘These guys have lost their minds.’
[Subject: Hello, we contacted you after seeing the CCTV video. You seem like someone who has learned a lot of martial arts, so we were wondering if you might be interested in participating in an amateur martial arts tournament…]
A martial arts tournament participation proposal the day right after going through that incident.
They were definitely completely insane bastards.
‘Ignore it immediately.’
So I just cleanly deleted that email without any regrets.
Just when I was thinking I should at least go work out or something.
“…Oppa, can’t I just stay here for a few days?”
I heard something crazy.
“Then I’ll leave.”
I indirectly said absolutely not.
A sudden cohabitation proposal? Is she insane.
This was one of the scenes that should absolutely never happen in a love comedy.
Especially if the heroine rushes forward like this early on, it’s a defeat route.
‘Hmm, why would she choose that route.’
And even without thinking about it in love comedy terms.
It was a crazy proposal.
“Just so you know, that means absolutely not.”
I firmly rejected it again.
I understand you’re shocked, but if we live together, I think I’ll be shocked in a different way.
‘But still… hmm, it’s also a bit awkward for her to keep staying like this, and she was shocked too.’
Rather, some content where we can hang out together for a while, and naturally play with other broadcasters too.
Should I try doing that.
“Jjining.”
“Yes?”
“Want to cross the National Territory with me?”
A National Territory expedition, how about that.
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