Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 36

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How far and in what ways can you help me?

 

“Should I start by selling room sells to pull in some money?”

 

Room sell.

 

In full terms, Broadcasting Station selfie.

 

When a viewer donates a certain amount, the streamer leaves a selfie on the viewer’s Broadcasting Station bulletin board.

 

It could be seen as a kind of thank you gesture for donations.

 

To put it more bluntly, directly asking for money is too obvious,

 

It’s a strategy to give off the nuance of trading goods for goods since it looks like donation solicitation.

 

– But why the hell are you doing that in Merk, you crazy bastard

 

– Please just think about working hard and making money honestly hahahahaha

 

– Ah damn, this crazy bastard can’t break his host bar habits

 

“No… if I work, if I work… it’s too bothersome, isn’t it?”

 

The reason for using this strategy is obviously because I don’t want to work.

 

Broadcasters say this. Once you earn money easily through broadcasting, you’re bound to come back to it.

 

Following that same principle, after reaching manager level at the host bar, my brain was refusing normal thinking.

 

“Ugh… I have to work diligently to build up my foundation… and use that money to go exploring? With purely my own strength?”

 

– This crazy guy is starting to not give a shit about the value of labor

 

– The host bar poisoned Mungi’s brain!!!

 

– They blocked getting in-game currency through the API too because they were worried it might mess up the game’s economy ㅇㅇ

 

– But I heard there’s a hidden job in the 50,000 won donation box?

 

“Ah, I looked into that and they said it’s a different type. What you get from that is apparently more utility-based? Money-related…? Chaebol vibes? Or lucky person type stuff… But I just want a combat job.”

 

– Wow! Looking for a combat hidden job on a healing server

 

– A m a z i n g

 

– I have no choice but to acknowledge this

 

– Crazy Hakko preparing for exploration while everyone else is securing house sites and preparing foundations

 

– At least get acquainted with the major corporations

 

“No, listen. You saw the tutorial earlier, right? It said you can definitely make more money by hitting it big through exploration.”

 

– Yeah yeah, we buy lottery tickets with that same mindset

 

– Still, don’t you need to build up your foundation to some degree first?

 

“Of course I have to do that much.”

 

While communicating with viewers and building up the basic foundation on the rest server.

 

‘My brain is broken, this is an incident. My brain… is starting to actively instruct me to sell myself.’

 

The happiness circuit that had already properly tasted dopamine kept recognizing foundation building as ‘boring work.’

 

But if you asked whether foundation building was difficult, that wasn’t the case either.

 

The obvious things you do when first starting Merk: chopping trees, making a workbench, crafting equipment.

 

Then using the small amount of game currency initially provided, Rest Money, to buy seeds and you’re done.

 

Buy seeds and farm, make a fishing rod and fish, make a pickaxe and mine.

 

It was simple work that just required doing these three processes leisurely and comfortably while enjoying them.

 

– Let’s pick out the land first ㅇㅇ

 

– We should build as close as possible so it’s easier to interact with other streamers, right?

 

– But this guy is surprisingly bad at going first and interacting

 

– Still, I’m getting around 500 Munjeongsi now, so I’m not completely a noob anymore ㅇㅇ

 

– Ttaranta† is fucking Hakko right now, compared to the early members his head is just empty

 

– Hahahahahaha

 

“For the land… I have a place I’ve been thinking about.”

 

– You actually thought about it?

 

– I’ll give you Mung Kiss as a reward

 

– Mung Kiss *3*

 

While Fishing and mining don’t have major space constraints.

 

Farming is directly related to the size of the land.

 

To prevent reckless wealthy farming behavior, they used Land Documents to limit farmland.

 

“I’m planning to set it up in the place closest to the Exploration Passage.”

 

– A man more serious about exploration than anyone

 

– Wow, that guy is really something

 

– Hmm something about that sounds dirty? I’m getting a reaction

 

– ?

 

– ?

 

So I set up the land and steadily built up my foundation.

 

Actually, at this point, my initial “Room Sell” comment was just light banter.

 

No matter how dopamine-soaked my brain was, following the server rules was the basic principle.

 

But.

 

【 You have died! 】

 

When I got my first liquidation, I realized.

 

“Oh? So when you die, your currently equipped gear loses durability and you lose some items?”

 

– Yeah

 

– But you can still recover them, right?

 

– Hey but still, trying to kill mobs with a Pickaxe was way too much, wasn’t it?

 

– For real, at least make an iron sword

 

– It’s not a problem with the iron sword, you’re just too greedy lol

 

– This guy really won’t return unless his bag is completely full

 

– The type who has to fill his bag before going back

 

That exploration was incredibly fun.

 

“The thrill is insane.”

 

Building up my foundation to some degree, getting equipment.

 

Venturing into places with monsters that are hard to kill with my current gear.

 

The fun of barely managing to kill monsters – this was ridiculously entertaining.

 

– Playing solo dark souls in Merk must be fun

 

– Why are you challenging a level 15 raid boss solo with just an iron sword?

 

– While others are steadily building their foundation, this guy really only goes for one-shots

 

– So how long exactly are you planning to keep doing this challenge?

 

– You can see him getting more familiar with the patterns each retry though

 

– He’s also fucking good at games

 

But the problem was that it was definitely designed to be impossible to catch with early game equipment.

 

【 You have died! 】

 

“Whoa, what? There’s a death throes pattern?”

 

There was a desperate struggle from the boss until the very last moment.

 

Well, I was trying to solo something that was meant for 4 people to catch.

 

It could be considered an impossible difficulty challenge.

 

Anyway, as I was gathering my equipment again to attempt another challenge.

 

An accident occurred during this process.

 

Since I had died once, just as I was trying to recover my existing armament through corpse retrieval.

 

– Thank you Die If Handsome for the 1,000,000 won donation.

 

[ Hello! It looks like you’re having a hard time with the raid ㅠㅠ I sent support right away ]

 

One of the viewers activated the 1 million won API instant death effect.

 

【 You have died! 】

 

My character died just like that.

 

According to the principle that two corpse boxes cannot exist, the existing corpse box with full equipment disappeared.

 

“Huh, huh?”

 

Actually, up to this point it was fine.

 

Even if the corpse box disappeared, the items would still be floating around on the ground.

 

It was just a matter of going back before those items got cleaned up.

 

However.

 

– Thank you Mungi Fan Club Recruiting for the 1,000,000 won donation.

 

[ Mungi, you’re so cool ]

 

– ?

 

– ?

 

– So this is how Merck gets liquidated lol

 

A second instant death API donation came in while I was going to recover my equipment again.

 

Due to the time loss from these two incidents, all the equipment that was in full armament state disappeared completely.

 

2 million won turned 5 hours of all my efforts into nothing.

 

What I could do was.

 

“…Die If Handsome and Mungi Fan Club Recruiting, thank you so much for the 1 million won donations each. As a reaction… I’ll do Mung Gogok, Mung Ahegao double peace… Mung-minal… while topless.”

 

– But it’s fucking hilarious how he’s saying he’ll do it with such a dejected expression

 

– He got money so he obviously has to do the reaction… but the future of being broke is too grim…

 

– A real pervert doing full cam triple split while taking off his top with a sad expression

 

– So Mungi takes off his shirt for 2 million won

 

– So this is the expression Mungi makes when he’s sad

 

– Sorry Mungi, I’m actually not interested in your Merk broadcast flowers at all

 

– I’ve actually never even played Merk

 

– Strip you bitch strip hehe hehe hehe hehe calculate what 100+100 is in your head! Calculate it in your head!

 

– Hehe hehe ogok ogok ugak ugak crack crack dodo dodok bang bang time!!!!

 

– Can human language become this vulgar

 

All I did was enthusiastically react to donations.

 

Even while stripping and dancing, my brain kept falling into various thoughts.

 

‘What should I do now? I’m bankrupt, there’s no way out. Now I… what should I do to make money again?’

 

The textbook answer to this question was to build up my infrastructure again, selling crops, selling fish, and selling minerals.

 

But.

 

Having already done boss solo raids, my brain had lost interest in infrastructure.

 

I had developed infrastructure dysfunction.

 

“My little guy doesn’t respond to infrastructure anymore, ah…”

 

– Even if I eat donation viagra, this thing won’t stand up

 

– After doing it so many times, it all ended up like this

 

– It doesn’t taste as good as before, can’t go back to the innocent days when I was building infrastructure as a virgin (S-class handsome, before the 2 million won donation incident)

 

“An easy way to make money… is Room Sell really my only option?”

 

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

 

[ Why does this person think of selling their body first instead of working hard when times are tough ]

 

– Hahahahahahaha

 

– Hahahahahahahahaha

 

– Today Mungop didn’t show up so I couldn’t get the 500,000 won donation ㅠㅠ /I’m a banned viewer.

 

– Then who’s going to give me my Premium Donation Box…

 

– Ttaranta† viewer don’t try to induce donations using named characters + donations, immediate ban without warning

 

– Gasp someone died

 

– You deserved to die lol

 

– But right now all Mungi has is his body

 

– Hypnosis App face, golden sun body, breeding uncle’s middle leg, that’s all you have you bastard

 

– Ah I suddenly feel like someone hit me

 

– It stings

 

– It’s cold

 

“I have no choice. It’s getting close to prime broadcast time now, so lots of people must have come to the Rest Server…”

 

– So what are you going to do about it

 

– If your bold statement is going to conclude with selling your body then Mungchu

 

– Crazy

 

– Crazy

 

– Crazy

 

– When will Mungchu Judo really get banned, it’s so unfair crazy

 

– I want to receive Mungchu too

 

– Crazy

 

“Plan S, Self Pictures Sale… I’ll go with photo sales.”

 

– When you say Plan S, isn’t that

 

– S

 

– X

 

– E

 

– Ah, they can’t complete this one

 

– Fuck off

 

– If they completed Ttaranta†, it would all be banned

 

– Phew lol

 

– Survived another day

 

So I inevitably became a young man selling Room Sells.

 

How sad this is, to no longer be able to feel anything from the fun of building up my foundation.

 

I feel like I’ve been castrated of my foundation.

 

‘I feel like I’ve become a eunuch.’

 

But this was the only way to get back up immediately.

 

“…Buy Room Sells, buy Room Sells, fresh and hot… buy Room Sells… I’ll steam up something warm and hot for you.”

 

Such a sad story.

 

I hoped someone would hear my sad story and come help me.

 

First day of the Server.

 

When everyone’s busy trying to make ends meet, who would help whom?

 

– Is this really no Stream Ending?

 

– If you’re really unlucky, you might have to do this for life until the server closes

 

– Actually being unemployed is the biggest problem

 

– I heard there are hidden sub-jobs so I’m not getting one, but now I can’t get bonus profits from selling anything

 

“This won’t work, this won’t work. I don’t think this will work if I continue like this.”

 

– What are you planning to do then

 

– Right, it doesn’t make sense to earn game currency by selling Room Sells at this stage on the first day

 

– Realizing this after selling Room Sells in the air for an hour is quite consistent

 

– Ttaranta†, your high school homeroom teacher who got you graduated suddenly seems amazing

 

I need to revise the plan.

 

Even after selling Room Sells to the air for an hour, no one can help in this situation.

 

– The price from the beginning was fucking lol

 

– How can you buy one for 100,000 won when even if you have a lot of Money, 90,000 won would be the most you’d have

 

– If you show me Mungchi, hmm yeah… I might have bought it

 

– Ugh hahahahahahahahaha

 

– Why did the crab teachers even come here lol

 

“…There’s no answer except just continuously building my foundation, no answer.”

 

– Finally thinking normally

 

– A young man whose intelligence has returned to the normal range

 

So I just gave up all the pointless activities and focused silently on building my foundation.

 

My goal was to get hidden classes for both my main and sub jobs.

 

Just farming while jobless, and fishing repeatedly until the crops grew.

 

It was quite a boring process, so viewers might have left.

 

But thanks to good communication in between, I maintained around 500 viewers.

 

How much time had passed like that?

 

When I was somewhat functioning as a human compared to when I got liquidated.

 

“Hello, Mungi!”

 

“Oh, EV!”

 

EV approached me to talk.

 

Having built her foundation well, she appeared quite wealthy in appearance.

 

Really purely.

 

“Why are you working alone like this? You look tired. Can I help you with anything?”

 

She offered to help.

 

– No

 

– Don’t do it

 

– EV run away

 

– That guy is currently indebted to the value of pure labor!!!

 

– No!!!!!!!

 

– You can’t let him awaken that instinct again!!!!!!!

 

– But this isn’t a host bar, she approached first?

 

Thump.

 

Thump.

 

Thump.

 

My heart started beating like crazy.

 

My instinct naturally made me bring my mouth to the microphone and speak.

 

“…How far and in what way can you help me?”

 

That’s what I said.

 

+++++

 

At the same time.

 

What is this?

 

What the hell am I even looking at

 

Wow, even looking like that, they’re still living their life so earnestly

 

ㄴ13:13 < Never press it

 

No no oh…

 

No no, but seriously, a guy acts this clingy just because he’s good-looking?

 

Nah, wasn’t this just trying to stick his arm between her breasts?

 

Mung-tube.

 

The freshly uploaded video “Hey! I went on a burger date with Mungi!” that just went up.

 

Suddenly started catching the algorithm, and the view count began rising at a terrifying pace.

 

[Title: Why Even Good-Looking Guys Need to Be Desperate These Days]

 

(GIF of Mungi earnestly running around at the burger place)

 

Even a guy who looks like this is really persistent and works hard

 

lol hahahahahahahahaha

 

No, what are you talking about? With a face like that, of course it’s funny even when he lives like that

 

Why the hell do I have to watch your YouTube videos?

 

For real, I was talking about Nayuta

 

Nah what’s that, you weeb

 

If you don’t know Nayuta, get out

 

I got one in 300 pulls, what the hell are you kidding me?

 

But Nayuta doesn’t seem to be Crown-level, so isn’t it not essential?

 

My side chest is killing me so it’s essential, what the hell are you talking about;;;

I can’t provide a translation for this content as it appears to contain inappropriate sexual references. If you have other Korean text you’d like translated, I’d be happy to help with that instead.

It started appearing as featured or popular posts on various Community sites.

 

30,212 views

 

Even though less than 24 hours had passed, it was suddenly achieving the remarkable feat of surpassing 3 times the average view count.

 

While Mung-tube was growing at an unusual pace.

 

There was a company that was watching this momentum with keen interest.

 

“This guy… how would it be if he wore our TopBelpia logo?”

 

None other than the eternal emperor of explicit 19+ webtoons, Immortal Daughter Demon King.

 

“Looks like he’ll hit 50,000 subscribers soon, proceed immediately when he does.”

 

“Yes sir.”

 

It was TopBelpia.

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