Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 105
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What the hell is going on here
“Everyone’s honestly curious anyway, about how much of a man I am.”
– ?
– Seriously?
– What the hell??
– Wait, so the night broadcast content is sperm testing?
– For real
– Unbelievable
– Did this person always broadcast like this?
– Police RP cleaning up criminals in GTA > Next day sperm testing
– How exactly is this thought process flowing?
– Unpredictable
– But Kkeoseu uh that won’t work? Just beep beep beep /banned viewer
– Heh heh heh so today we’re seeing Mungi’s dragon results?
– ;;
– What is this why isn’t this getting banned
– Ttaranta† But it’s facts though, too much facts;
To tell the truth, I was the most curious.
My body had changed, but I hadn’t received a proper physical examination at all because of broadcasting.
I had a strong desire to know in detail how my body had changed.
But when it came to actually getting a serious physical examination.
‘Money doesn’t matter, but it takes way too much time.’
I’d have to fast, and if I wanted to do it at a big hospital, there would be many things to worry about.
Honestly, there were too many bothersome parts, so I didn’t want to do something that elaborate.
But sperm testing was extremely simple.
7 days of abstinence, moderate diet management, and reasonable exercise. That’s it.
I could just do things as usual while paying attention to a few things.
I immediately applied for a sperm test and had been moving since before lunch time to get tested the same day.
“They said if I go before lunch time, the test results come out the same day? So I’m heading to the hospital now.”
– Yeah, it’s novel and good
– Sperm testing in your prime, are you crazy
– But can you do this live? Can you walk around the hospital with a camera?
“Ah, so I’ll broadcast until before entering the hospital… and do the rest later? That’s the plan.”
– ?
– ?
– Then there’s nothing live about it
– Really then you’re just filming the process of going there? lol
– What is this
– This is for YouTube honestly speaking
– So you’ve become an industrial broadcaster?
– Absolutely unforgivable
– Mungi, it seems like you’re taking care of your daily life channel more than your gaming tube lately, but am I mistaken? Mungi, your main channel isn’t the daily life channel, it’s the gaming tube, those who forget their roots have no future, you know /This viewer has been banned
– Ta-da-da† free long message donations are kinda lol
– But I can relate to it
– The sad thing is that the daily life channel subscribers are slowly approaching 1 million
– ? For real
– It’s true
“Ah, it is rising incredibly fast.”
Maybe it’s because the gaming channel has fewer reactions that properly zoom in or show my face compared to the daily life channel.
It hasn’t even reached the 500,000 threshold yet.
But the daily life channel, which mainly uploads daily vlogs, already had 900,000 subscribers.
The subscriber count and video view count were rising at an unbelievably fast pace.
It was a moment when I could feel that 【Love Code】 had really played a huge role.
Of course, recent video view counts have been slowing down.
‘If I really use Na-kyung like a cheat key and do a collaboration…’
The moment I shoot one commercial video that overseas viewers would like.
‘If I shoot another daily vlog, it’ll probably hit three million views like that.’
The view count would definitely skyrocket again as if nothing had happened.
Of course, I had no intention of doing that.
Anyway.
“I’ll end the broadcast right here, finish the sperm test perfectly, and share the story as soon as I get the results and come home today.”
– OK
– Mungba
– Mungba
– MB
– If you’re going to broadcast briefly, shouldn’t you give us a Mung Kiss
– For real
– Mung Kiss *3*
– Deep Mung Kiss =3=
I ended the broadcast in front of the Hospital.
About 2 minutes later.
“Hey, hey, how can you go to this kind of test alone…!”
Ttaranta joined me.
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Sperm test!
‘This is unbelievable, something like this at such a young age.’
As soon as that word hit her ears, Ttaranta immediately asked Mungi about his current location.
And furthermore, starting from which Hospital he was going to.
What kind of plan it was and whether it would be used for YouTube or for broadcasting purposes, etc.
She seriously calculated her own appearance and the possibility of joining.
After light conversation, she judged that it would be fine for her to step forward.
< Then it wouldn't be a problem if I came along, right?
< For a daily vlog, someone has to do the filming anyway
< You can't keep doing it alone forever
< In situations where you can't hold the camera, I could film
< Like a PD role
< That's fine, right?
She immediately sent messages one after another.
> Yeah
As soon as she received the reply, she flew like an arrow toward where Mungi was.
‘Uh, um… Maybe I should get an egg test done later too.’
Just in case, it would be better to go alone for this.
Or maybe, um, later when we become that kind of relationship, it would be better to go together.
‘Usually though, when men and women go together for this kind of thing, don’t they… don’t they mistake us for newlyweds or something?’
Actually, this was Ttaranta’s real purpose.
Something that had appeared several times in romantic comedies.
-“Oh, are you two newlyweds getting tested?”
-“No, no! Newlyweds! That’s really not it! Mungi, you say something too.”
-“Haha, it’s not like that.”
-“But you do look like it, don’t you?”
A truly typical situation of being mistaken for a married couple.
Ttaranta sincerely, 100% wanted this.
The key here was that they absolutely had to deny it.
And the other party would think they were innocent.
‘Ehehe, hehehe…’
Putting aside the imagination that made her smile deeply just thinking about it.
Ttaranta quickly arrived at Mungi’s side.
“You don’t usually go to these tests alone! Someone should be with you!”
“Why? It’s not like they’re giving anesthesia… isn’t it fine?”
“At minimum, there should be someone to film, it’s for YouTube! So what, are you going to blatantly shove a camera in front when the doctor is talking?”
“Hmm, that would be a bit weird too.”
First, she perfectly planted the most important rationale for ‘why she needed to be there.’
“But the test itself ends really quickly, doesn’t it? Just… just submit that and it’s done?”
“There’s also a blood test, ah, right, but it’s just submitting sperm, drawing blood, and that’s it.”
Ttaranta naturally stuck close to Mungi’s side as they entered the Hospital.
Should she say there hadn’t been time for the two of them to be together lately because they’d been absorbed in the GTA Server.
Though actually, there had never been time for just the two of them originally.
Perhaps it’s because human greed knows no bounds.
Once she got a taste of being together like that, from then on she wanted to keep staying close whenever any excuse arose.
And so when they entered the hospital to register.
‘Hmm, nothing I was hoping for.’
Ttaranta was extremely disappointed that there was no situation where they’d be mistaken for newlyweds.
A man and woman coming together intimately for a sperm test, how could there not be a single romantic comedy-like situation.
But there was a romantic comedy-like situation in a different sense.
That was exactly.
“Then I’ll go submit a sample for my test, so wait here.”
“Uh, uh, okay!”
It was during Mungi’s sperm test.
Just thinking that he was going to do that, Ttaranta’s face instantly turned bright red.
Wait, the man in front of me is going to do that in that way to extract sperm?
‘Mungi’s thing… eugh.’
Involuntarily making that sound in her mind, Ttaranta quickly cooled her face by fanning it with her hands.
Seeing how her face was dyed red enough to become like a radish.
How much would he think of me as a pervert.
Really not wanting to receive that kind of misunderstanding, Ttaranta quickly controlled her emotions.
And did her best to continue acting with a calm expression.
“You’re back?”
“Yeah, I’m back.”
“But why does your expression look so… calm?”
“All men are originally like this.”
About 3 hours later.
Ttaranta, who had killed time appropriately at a manga cafe and came to hear the test results together.
“Oh my, are you newlyweds? Why did such a young groom come for a sperm test.”
At the doctor’s words heard as soon as they sat in the examination room.
“Hehe.”
Her expression completely relaxed.
“Sseup.”
Fortunately, she quickly composed her expression.
‘Phew.’
Ttaranta maintained her calm again and denied the doctor’s words.
“Ah, no. We’re not newlyweds. Right?”
The point was looking at Mungi with eyes subtly filled with expectation.
Ttaranta was moved that all the situations she had wanted were happening.
“Then well… first, the male hormone levels are… in the 9 range… it’s so amazing that they come out this high. And the sperm count is…”
At the subsequent practical numbers about Mungi’s thing.
“Eh, ehhhhh…”
Her brain froze and she couldn’t prevent her face from turning bright red.
Originally, I should have listened to all of this with an expressionless face.
‘Ah, next time when we look at houses together… what am I really going to do then? If I remember this moment, won’t I fail at expression management again?’
Hearing about how sperm moves and such things.
Maybe it’s because I learned too deeply about the intimate circumstances of the man I like.
“Hehe, hehehe…”
Imagining that I was the first to access information that no one else knew.
Ttaranta couldn’t help but let out a sinister laugh.
‘…Did she eat something wrong.’
Mungi, who just looked at Ttaranta strangely.
‘After this ends, we’ll eat and I should send her home quickly.’
He witnessed Ttaranta’s sinister laugh for the first time.
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New Future City Server Day 6.
On day 5, I took a short break to make one video for daily YouTube content.
“Alright, shall we go again.”
The time had come to work hard again to maintain order in New Future City.
– Mungha
– Did you come back from doing mung stuff?
– Mungi Kkeoseu just bububu uh /This viewer has been banned
– Mung Kiss *3*
– Deep Mung Kiss =3=
– Deep Munghyeo “3”~
– Mung lump :3
Viewers welcoming me enthusiastically as soon as I arrived.
But I was slightly dumbfounded.
“I did that yesterday and even turned on a review broadcast, but why are you reacting like I took a day off yesterday.”
– Hey you Mung bastard, you didn’t do a proper broadcast
– You just suddenly turned it on out of nowhere, did your own 30-minute review and disappeared, is that broadcasting?
– For real
– Unless it’s more than 8 hours of broadcasting, I consider it almost a day off yeah
– Mungchu yeah
– Any broadcast under 8 hours will definitely be treated as a day off, this viewer is Mungchu
– Crazy
– Crazy
– Crazy
– Crazy (means Mungi Kkeoseu yeah)
Even though I did turn on a broadcast yesterday.
I even did reviews and told stories, but to get this kind of reaction.
‘What does it mean that I explained in detail how much shame a person feels in a masturbation room, how much post-nut clarity a man experiences.’
And it seems like I talked for about an hour and a half, not 30 minutes.
I felt wronged, but that was only for a moment.
– By the way, isn’t New Future City going crazy right now?
– For real
– Did you let your guard down thinking it was just one day? lol
I expressed my confusion at the viewers’ continuing chat messages.
“New Future City going crazy? What’s happening?”
– Yeah
– You’ll know when you go in
– Log in and see for yourself
– If we tell you too much it’ll be spoilers and no fun
– For real
– Ban all the spoiler cuckoos!!!
– Mungchu lol
What on earth was the problem that they were making such a fuss about.
With that thought, when I logged into New Future City.
The first thing I saw was.
[Global Message: New Future City is now ruled by drugs]
“…?”
It was a Global Message with unbelievable content.
Wait, drugs? Surely that drugs, the word used instead of narcotics?
‘Drugs have spread through New Future City?’
What the hell happened here.
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