Jelly Alien Will Save You! - Chapter 55
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The Jelly Alien Will Save You!
Episode 55
I looked at the hamster clinging to me and laughed like a villain. Keke keke.
“Good. Then let’s make a deal, Shane Heart.”
[Sounds good, Master. ∑ദ്ദി˙◡･)]
Already tamed, huh.
I was satisfied, but Chae Heon frowned at the word ‘Master’ and whispered to me.
“Isn’t he weird?”
“He is weird.”
I agreed.
“But that’s exactly why he’s useful.”
I patted Chae Heon’s butt reassuringly.
“What are you doing right now!”
Leaving Chae Heon trembling like he’d been harassed by a pervert, I continued my conversation with Shane.
“Shane Heart. I need information about the world outside the Contaminated Area. You need something from me too, right? We could be pretty good partners for each other. What do you think?”
[Master, can’t you come out of the Contaminated Zone? ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ )]
“I can’t leave right now. That’s why I can’t get information.”
[Right now? Then can you come out later?]
“I’ll save that answer for later.”
[Okay. Then what specific information do you want? The current color of the US President’s underwear is red.]
“Ooh! How shocking.”
“I need information about Yellow Hazmat Suit.”
When I showed interest in the US President’s underwear choice, Chae Heon spoke up instead. He must have been quite frustrated.
[Master, who is this boy? A fellow alien?]
“This is the earthling homeowner.”
[Oh! Nice to meet you, earthling homeowner.]
“Enough with the greetings. Do you know who Yellow Hazmat Suit is?”
The noisy tablet fell silent for a moment.
[If you’re talking about Yellow Hazmat Suit in the Contaminated Area, you mean Planet Dynamics’ PMC, right?]
“You know them?!”
[Of course.]
[But first.]
[Master, I want to see the spaceship. ₍₍ (̨̡⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)̧̢ ₎₎]
Chae Heon nudged me and gestured with his head. He meant for me to quickly bring that box from the Daecheongmaru.
I bounced over and grabbed the box.
“Here it is!”
[Master, isn’t that just a box? ( ɵ̥̥ ˑ̫ ɵ̥̥)]
“Watch carefully.”
I placed the spaceship in mid-air.
If it were an ordinary box, it should have fallen to the ground, but the spaceship floated in the air.
Without any support or strings.
[…!]
I waved my hand back and forth under the spaceship.
“See, there are no other devices.”
I brought over a metal pipe that was standing nearby. Then I used ‘Decoration’ to bend the pipe into a hula hoop shape.
[…!!]
The makeshift hula hoop passed through around the spaceship.
“Ta-da!”
After clearly showing there were no devices around it, I finally snapped my fingers.
“Come here.”
Then the spaceship flew toward me with a whoosh, like a living creature.
I folded it small and placed it on my hand.
[….]
[….]
[….]
Why is there no reaction?
Just as I was wondering about this.
After a long silence, messages exploded out.
[It exists]
[It exists]
[It really exists]
[It actually exists]
[This is an event that will go down in human history]
[Master, I feel like my heart is going to stop]
I could feel Shane’s excitement directly from the tablet.
[I could die happy right now!]
Before Shane actually tried to die, I quickly changed the subject.
“About what you said earlier. Planet Dynamics, right? ‘Designing the world after dungeons.'”
When I recited the familiar corporate slogan, the tablet lit up.
[You know it!]
[That’s right!]
[Planet Dynamics is a representative comprehensive tech company.]
[New materials, contamination-resistant alloys, alternative energy….]
[Planet Dynamics is at the root of almost every new technology that emerged after the Great Catastrophe.]
Logos appeared on the tablet screen.
Government agencies from various countries, major guilds, international relief organizations, even military contractors.
[Most equipment deployed to Contaminated Zones follows ‘Planet Dynamics standards.’]
[Because of their rapid development speed as if they were prepared, and innovations beyond common sense]
[There are even jokes going around that they’re torturing aliens. (╥﹏╥)]
Since I roughly knew this already, I nodded and said.
“So Yellow Hazmat Suit is related to a place like that?”
[Yes, I understand they’re a Private Military Company under Planet Dynamics.]
[Why are you curious about Yellow Hazmat Suit?]
[Don’t tell me… ŏ̥̥̥̥םŏ̥̥̥̥]
[Master, if you’re in a situation you can’t talk about, please wave a carrot!🥕🥕]
The hamster holding the tablet glanced at Chae Heon. His expression said ‘Is it you? Are you the one sent from Planet Dynamics to imprison and torture aliens?’
I quickly waved my hands.
“No, it’s nothing like that.”
[That’s a relief!]
[But you still need to be careful.]
[They’re really the type who could do that.]
Hmm, I nodded with my arms crossed.
I was right not to go out into the world like this.
I could have ended up kidnapped, imprisoned, and tortured while they squeezed new technology out of me.
Then, Chae Heon, who had been quietly watching, asked.
“So Yellow Hazmat Suit’s purpose is developing new technology?”
[Probably.]
Shane suddenly answered briefly and matter-of-factly.
Chae Heon didn’t seem to care at all.
But I followed up with another question.
“Is that all you know about Yellow Hazmat Suit? Nothing else? Like where they mainly operate, or where their headquarters is located?”
[Ahhh!ŏ̥̥̥̥םŏ̥̥̥̥]
[‘Planet Dynamics’ has extremely thorough security protection…]
[The information I just gave you was harder to obtain than the color of the US President’s underwear. ๐·°(৹˃ᗝ˂৹)°·๐]
“It was that difficult?!”
[Of course!]
[Since they’re our competitor, this is about all we keep tabs on! ༼இɷஇ༽]
I narrowed my eyes.
“…Is that so?”
After saying that, I closed my mouth and pretended to be lost in thought for a moment.
It was to gauge whether Shane was deliberately withholding information.
If he really didn’t know any more information, then whether he could obtain more.
If more information could be obtained, I needed to consider whether I could gain the upper hand in future information trades.
[…?]
I could feel Shane getting anxious from beyond the tablet.
The Hamster Drone kept curling and uncurling its tiny fingers for no reason.
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