I Won’t Pick Up The T*ash I Threw Away Again - Chapter 249

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#Epilogue

As soon as the matter with the Kingdom of Stella was concluded, Kalian immediately abdicated to Prince Hes.

“Isn’t this too fast? I think it would be fine for you to wear the crown a little longer.”

When Prince Hes grumbled about this, Kalian replied with a laugh.

“It’s already decided, so it’s easier for both of us to get it done quickly without delay.”

“It’s not easier for both of us, it’s just easier for you alone, Elder Brother.”

“Good that you know.”

At his honest answer without pretense, Prince Hes pouted.

The coronation was held in April, in the largest hall of the Imperial Palace.

When Kalian became Emperor, the coronation was skipped due to the ongoing war, and only a grand celebration banquet was held after the war ended.

However, Prince Hes had no such need, so a coronation ceremony grand enough to surprise anyone was held.

Not only the nobility of the Empire attended, but also many nobles and royalty from other countries.

Even Mystiodisc III, the king of the Holy Kingdom, attended Prince Hes’s coronation.

It was not common for a Holy King to personally attend another country’s meaningful day.

He would only attend if he had deep ties with that country, or if there was a divine oracle.

The attendees at the coronation glanced at Mystiodisc III, wondering which it might be.

Even while receiving hundreds of gazes, Mystiodisc III stood calmly as if he wasn’t burdened at all.

Kalian grumbled, seemingly displeased with such Mystiodisc III.

“Why did he have to come and steal people’s attention? The person who should be receiving attention today is Hes, not him.”

Mystiodisc III replied with a shameless smile.

“When my future brother-in-law is becoming Emperor, of course I must attend.”

“Brother-in-law? Who is your brother-in-law?”

“Naturally, Prince Hes who will soon become Emperor.”

“…I haven’t agreed to the royal marriage.”

When Kalian clicked his tongue in displeasure, the smile on Mystiodisc III’s lips deepened.

“The water has already been spilled. It cannot be gathered back up.”

“Even if it can’t be gathered up, it can be wiped up with a rag and thrown away.”

“Your Majesty.”

Since this could become a diplomatic issue, I restrained him.

Then Kalian snorted and turned his head away sharply, while Mystiodisc III looked at me with a smile.

“The one who will be His Majesty’s companion is a good person who can calm His Majesty’s fiery temperament.”

“Leilah is indeed a good person.”

Kalian nodded with a pleased smile as if he had never been sulking.

The embarrassment from this was my share to bear.

When I covered my slightly heated cheeks and lowered my head, Kalian smiled even more pleasedly and kissed my head.

“You look pretty when you’re embarrassed too.”

“Don’t tease me.”

“Teasing? I meant it sincerely.”

Smooch, smooch, smooch.

Kalian showered my head with kisses.

While it felt good, I was conscious of other people’s gazes and glanced at Mystiodisc III.

I worried about what to do if he felt offended, but fortunately there was no such sign.

The people behind him wore expressions of great absurdity, but when Kalian glanced at them once, they composed their expressions as if nothing had happened.

“My goodness, to be so overflowing with affection. I suppose the rumors about an unprecedented devoted husband being born were true.”

“Since I’ve welcomed the prettiest wife in the world, that much is natural.”

“Please stop.”

Since I couldn’t handle any more, I grabbed his arm and pleaded.

Only then did Kalian stop spouting embarrassing words.

Mystiodisc III watched us and laughed for a while, then spoke as if he had made a decision.

“Please invite me to your wedding as well. I will officiate the ceremony for you.”

The Holy King and Pope himself would officiate our wedding?

Both I and Kalian looked at him in surprise.

“Your Holiness.”

The nobles from the Holy Kingdom who had followed him also called out to him in confusion.

Having shocked everyone, Mystiodisc III alone smiled leisurely and said.

“I am a faithful servant who serves God before being the king of the Holy Kingdom. Blessing the future of a loving couple is a natural duty as God’s servant, so please don’t decline and do invite me.”

“I decline.”

Kalian answered curtly as if there was no need to consider.

At this, the nobles from the Holy Kingdom showed very uncomfortable expressions, but Kalian did not bend his will.

“The Empire is a country that worships the Blue Dragon, not God. We don’t need God’s blessing or anything like that.”

“Still, it would be good for you to receive God’s blessing.”

“I repeat, it’s not necessary.”

I too felt burdened by the idea of Mystiodisc III personally officiating our wedding ceremony, so this time I didn’t stop Kalian.

Knowing our two people’s firm will, Mystiodisc III shrugged as if he couldn’t help it.

“If Your Majesty’s will is truly so, then I understand. There’s still time, so if you change your mind, please let me know.”

“That won’t happen.”

Kalian wrapped his arm around my shoulder and turned away as if he didn’t want to hear any more.

* * *

I had worried about what would happen if problems arose during or after the abdication process, but contrary to my worries, everything proceeded as naturally as flowing water.

The first thing Emperor Hes did after becoming Emperor was to fill the vacant official positions.

Count Grace and many administrators who had been unintentionally involved in Fillen’s rebellion incident were cleared of false charges and reinstated.

However, there were still many vacant positions such as Minister of the Marshal’s Office and Commander-in-Chief, Prime Minister, etc.

“First, he says he’ll receive recommendations from the nobles about who would be good.”

Kalian said while skillfully holding Leo, who had just finished nursing, and patting his back.

“However, instead of unconditionally selecting them, the Emperor will personally evaluate them and share those results with other nobles before deciding whether to select them.”

“That’s a good method.”

He had been pondering how to select administrators, and he found an appropriate method well. I felt proud for no reason.

While we were talking, Leo burped refreshingly.

Seeing Leo’s eyelids drooping sleepily, Kalian briefly closed his mouth and gently rocked Leo to sleep.

When Kalian said he would personally take care of the child, I had secretly worried, but I had been foolish to do so.

He took very good care of the child.

Even the wet nurse was amazed at how well he did.

Thanks to this, I could rest comfortably, and my recovery was accordingly fast.

It was also thanks to Kalian, of course, as well as Emperor Hes, Countess Cloud, and various other people who sent plenty of good medicinal materials.

During my rest, I tried not to do any work at all as I had promised Kalian, but I couldn’t do so because Emperor Hes often came to consult with me.

I could have firmly refused saying I couldn’t do it, but when he asked so pitifully, I couldn’t refuse.

That day too, Emperor Hes came to consult with me.

“Please take a look at this, Count Aster.”

The document Hes handed me had problems written on it.

“These are problems I created to evaluate whether the recommended nobles are qualified to become Prime Minister, but I’m not sure if the difficulty level is appropriate.”

“I’m sorry, but I’m not well-versed in this field either, Your Majesty.”

“Hmm, I see. Then would you try solving it once, Count?”

He wants me to solve it?

I read through the problems again.

Various problems that had recently emerged within the Empire were written there.

“It seems like it would take quite a while to solve them all. Should I solve them and bring them to you?”

“Huh? No. I’ll stay here until you finish solving them all.”

Was there really a need to do that?

I found it strange, but since the Emperor said he would do so, I couldn’t kick him out, so I left him be.

Emperor Hes really waited until I finished solving all the problems, then took the question sheet and answer sheet with him.

He didn’t even tell me if the answers I wrote were correct.

‘Well, these are problems without definitive answers.’

After all, administration isn’t like math problems where answers are clearly defined.

The answers changed each time depending on the situation and results.

Still, I was curious about how my answers would be evaluated.

I was thinking I should ask when Emperor Hes visits again.

“Congratulations on becoming Prime Minister, Count Aster!”

The next morning, Duchess Cloud came to visit and delivered this unexpected news.

* * *

At the same time Leilah was receiving congratulations from Esramel.

“You’ve lost your mind.”

Kalian was meeting with Hes.

“Who are you appointing as Prime Minister?”

When Kalian frowned deeply and asked, Hes grinned and responded.

“Who else would it be? Count Aster, of course.”

“Ha, have you gone insane?”

“I’m perfectly sane. And technically, I’m now the Emperor of the Empire, so please soften your language. It’s too harsh.”

“If you wanted me to soften my language, you shouldn’t have pulled this kind of stunt.”

Kalian growled like a beast.

“Withdraw it.”

“I can’t do that. It’s already been decided unanimously by the Nobility Council.”

If it was decided unanimously by the Nobility Council, even an Emperor couldn’t arbitrarily overturn the decision.

Kalian, who couldn’t possibly be unaware of this fact, let out a hollow laugh.

“Why did you do such a thing?”

“You said it yourself, Elder Brother. That you wanted to give Count Aster wings so she could display her abilities without being constrained by status or gender.”

Hes continued with a bright smile.

“I feel the same way. So Count Aster suits the position of Prime Minister better than Emperor’s Advisor. You think so too, don’t you, Elder Brother?”

Since Kalian had often thought the same thing, he couldn’t flatly deny it and could only furrow his handsome brow.

Still, it was somewhat absurd.

Leilah as Prime Minister.

Throughout the Empire, no, throughout the entire continent, this was the first time a woman had become Prime Minister.

“And.”

Hes’s shocking moves didn’t end there.

“Elder Brother, you will become the Empire’s Supreme Commander and Marshal’s Office Minister.”

“What?”

What is this nonsense now? At these ridiculous words, Kalian gasped and questioned Hes.

“You’re going to appoint me, a former Emperor, as the Empire’s Supreme Commander? Are you in your right mind?”

“As I’ve said several times, I’m perfectly sane.”

“Yet you do this kind of thing?”

“What’s wrong with it? It’s not prohibited by law.”

Hes replied nonchalantly and shrugged his shoulders.

“And Elder Brother, you need to become Supreme Commander to have justification to stay in the capital instead of leaving for another domain.”

“You…”

“Oh, I’ll give you plenty of paternity leave, so don’t worry and just rest well before returning.”

With his timid appearance nowhere to be found and his brazen attitude, it was ultimately Kalian who surrendered.

* * *

“They say position makes the person, and that’s exactly right.”

That afternoon, Kalian was having a light tea time with Leilah in the garden, venting his complaints about Hes.

“I never thought Hes would scheme such a cunning plan.”

“I think it’s fortunate. Now His Majesty can fully display his abilities.”

At her clean and pure smile without a speck of dust, Kalian let out a deep sigh.

“If you’re that happy about it, then I look like a fool for complaining, Leilah.”

“Oh, is that so?”

“Yes, and speaking of which.”

Kalian moved to sit next to Leilah and took her hand.

“It’s been quite a while since I took off the crown, so how long are you going to keep calling me Your Majesty?”

“Then what should I call you?”

“Well. Kalian? Or maybe Kal?”

“Even though you’ve taken off the crown, you’re still the Former Emperor, so how can I call you by name? Other people would gossip.”

“Then honey. Darling works too.”

At the more embarrassing terms of endearment than calling him by name, Leilah’s eyes widened.

Kalian smiled slyly and said coaxingly.

“Pick one from these.”

“…Do I have to choose from those?”

“Yes. You absolutely have to choose from these.”

When Kalian pestered her like a child to hurry up and choose, Leilah hesitated for a moment before reluctantly opening her mouth.

“…Honey.”

A sweet and soft smile like cotton candy spread across Kalian’s lips.

“Yes, honey.”

On a warm spring day when pink cherry blossoms and flower petals scattered in the wind.

The two lovers who had endured a long winter enjoyed the warm spring atmosphere while focusing on each other.

[I Don’t Pick Up Trash I’ve Thrown Away, Main Story Complete.]

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