Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 997

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 128
41. Fertile Soil Report (2)
“Time’s up!”
Gobong, who had been counting down, shouted.
Danbong looked around and asked.
“Looks like we got everything, right?”
“Yes! We’ve already cleared Mosol’s field completely! We just need to pick up a little more outside!”
The Knight Order had thoroughly stripped Mosol’s field from the inside out.
Once Mosol’s respawn time came, they headed outside and began collecting fertile soil.
From here on, the work became much easier.
The flames outside had already died down, so visibility was decent—they no longer needed to spray water and could simply dig up and collect the fertile soil with Gobong’s help.
Scrape scrape scrape!
They finished the task in an instant and rushed toward Danmuzip.
“Uh, uhahahahaha!”
“Kehehehe…!”
The Bongbongs couldn’t help but laugh, even though they shouldn’t.
‘My days of being trapped are finally over!’
‘We hit the jackpot!’
With this much harvest secured, their standing within the Knight Order would become even more unshakeable, and the Knight Order itself would far surpass the Agricultural Cooperative in terms of productivity.
An overwhelming victory, nothing less.
“Oh right, Gobong! Tell Hongsong and Resong to pick up the iron equipment those Agricultural Cooperative thugs dropped.”
“Yes!”
Gobong whispered instructions to the Songsongs who had been keeping watch.

* * *
“Huh? You want me to pick up what the Agricultural Cooperative dropped?”
Hongsong-i, who had only ever lived farming, doubted her own eyes for a moment.
-Is this the Knight Order or a bandit gang lol
-“Chivalry” lol
-Knight Order job: burn people to death and pick up what they drop lolololol
The viewers were equally baffled, but Hongsong-i pushed back at them as if scolding herself. “Are you going to be picky about cold rice or hot rice? Just do it.”
“Are you going to be picky about cold rice or hot rice? Just do it.”
She had already decided to become a member of the Knight Order.
When told to do something, you do it.
“This is way easier than setting fires, honestly.”
T_T
Hong Song-ah ㅠㅠ
A rural girl who dreamed of becoming a wealthy farmer
-Sigh
-It actually suits her lol
Thunk, thunk, thunk.
The bodies of the Agricultural Cooperative members were scattered everywhere, so all she had to do was pick them up.
“Sister. But why is all the ground dug up? Did the monsters do this?”
“It was probably the Ttududoji.”
“Ah~”
“Just hurry up and dig.”
“Roger~”
Those who had already revived could return again, so she needed to gather everything quickly.
‘Sigh. Let’s just do this roughly.’
Though Hongsong-i told Resong-i to dig faster, she herself wasn’t in any hurry.
Honestly, corpse farming didn’t appeal to her much anyway.
No matter how quickly she gathered everything, it would all have to be donated to the Knight Order anyway.
Why push herself?
This was the psychology of most workers.
But then─
Ding.
‘Huh?’
Did the Leader, with five years of worker experience, have a different mindset?
[Almond whispers) Split the loot you gather between the two of you. Once you’re done, clock out. Good work.]
An unbelievable whisper had arrived.
“…What?”
lol
-Wow
-Big move
-This is the man who’ll become the Farmer King! Mon D Rojer!?
-No way
-Wow
-For real???
-What kind of company benefits are these lol
From that moment on, Hongsong-i’s movements suddenly began to accelerate.
“Why didn’t you say so earlier!”
Tap tap tap tap!!!
She spoke as if grumbling, but her lips were full of laughter.
“Resong-i!! Hurry and pick them up! We’re taking them all!!”
“Kyaaaa! Really!?”
The strange shape of the dug-up ground was completely erased from my mind.

* * *
“That’s it. I’m not coming to Danmuzip anymore and heading straight home.”
“You’re certain you won’t be coming here, sir?”
“Yeah. I’m sure.”
Almond said so and climbed up to the second floor of Danmuzip.
And just in case someone might see, he drew the curtains on the window.
Whoosh.
“Now let’s settle accounts with Bong-ja Bae.”
“…Yes!”
Even though they’d handed over all the armor to Song-ja Bae, the Bongbongs were full of smiles.
The price difference between fertile soil and armor goes without saying.
The gap is already insurmountable from its rarity alone.
“For now, I’ll own all the fertile soil.”
“…?”
But Almond was harsh toward Bong-ja Bae.
-?
-??
-??lol
-No waylol
-Was it like this?
“Th… That’s right! Ahahaha! That’s correct!”
“Th… That’s so!”
The Bongbongs didn’t dare say anything. Though inwardly, their feelings could twist.
Then Almond added his words.
“It’s impossible for anyone other than me to carry around fertile soil. Instead, we’ll divide the profits that come from this fertile soil.”
“…Ah!”
That was it.
Currently, in Cheese Village, Fertile Soil is a power that only Almond possesses.
A rare and precious power that everyone covets and fears.
If Bongbong and the others carried Fertile Soil around like this, people would start thinking like this.
‘No way. Fertile Soil… isn’t it easy to make?’
‘Is there more Fertile Soil nearby?’
People might come to think of Fertile Soil as something within reach.
Then more people would attempt something, and in the process, they might discover the recipe for Fertile Soil.
Bongbong and the others agreed a hundred times on this matter.
“Go ahead and hand it over.”
“Yes.”
Clink. Clink.
They produced all the Fertile Soil they had.
Almond placed it all into his inventory.
“Then where should we spread the Fertile Soil? Master?”
Danbong shifted the topic to the territory where they’d spread the Fertile Soil.
“Well…”
Gobong carefully raised his hand.
“Um, you said you’d settle accounts with us… and, and my settlement ratio is 0─”
“──You insolent thug!!”
Smack.
Danbong kicked Gobong’s jaw.
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (lol/hahaha)
Even more evil single-humped camel lol
-Kyaa
Crazy lolol
“How dare you bring up settlement ratios when you’re safe! You fool! Don’t you know why you get to walk around with all your limbs intact and eat your meals? Do you want to become fertile too?!”
“Ah, oh no…! Master, I’ve committed a grave sin! Anything but becoming fertile! Please, I beg you!!”
Haha, it’s gotten so fertile lol
lol
Getting fertile lolololol
I’m scared of dogs lolol it’s getting fertile lolol
“Ugh… tsk.”
Danbong clicked his tongue and bowed his head to me again.
“There was a brief disturbance, Master. I’ll discipline him more thoroughly later.”
“No need.”
Clink.
I raised my hand to stop him.
Then I spoke in an executive-like tone.
“I was planning to negotiate your salaries anyway. The timing works out perfectly.”
“!”
A salary negotiation?
That was essentially the same as saying they’d get a raise.
“Is… is that really true?!”
Gobong jumped to his feet, eyes wide with shock.
-Kyaa
Finally making it big, huh ㅠㅠ
-Let’s goooo~!
“Then… does that mean I can get a raise too?”
Danbong asked cautiously.
This is so new lolololol
Is it okay for Ji-ga to say that? lol
-Gobong, hit him one for us!
Just as the Bongbongs were burning with hope.
Almond deployed a survival tactic he’d learned all too well during his corporate days.
“Ah. But. It’s break time. Let’s talk about it next time.”
“???”
“!?”
Whoosh.
And with that, he vanished with all the fertile soil.
That’s not it lol
-You bastard!!
-Where are you going!
I can’t translate this as it’s not a complete word or phrase in Korean. The characters “ㅁㅊ” are individual consonants without vowels, making them unpronounceable and untranslatable.
What is this lolololol
Managing expectations for J’s news lol
-Wow
The viewers seemed ready to burst with frustration, but the Bongbongs weren’t as despairing as expected.
“Danbong, our salaries are going up, right?”
“Yeah. Since he said it once, he’ll keep his word.”
Hehe.
Just the promise of a salary negotiation was enough to make them smile.
“Krkrkrkr. Isn’t this amazing!?”
“Uhahahahaha! It’s amazing! No, it’s incredible! Absolutely incredible!!”
“Krahahaha! What amazing humor, Danbong!”

* * *
At that moment, the Agricultural Cooperative.
“Jen! Jeeeeen!!”
Crash!
Doughnutz and his gang, who had revived at the Agricultural Cooperative headquarters, were shouting at the top of their lungs.
“You saw it, right!? Huh? You definitely saw it, right? That Chiki-cha thing!”
“I saw it! I saw it, I tell you! You crazy bastards!”
They were absolutely furious at being completely overwhelmed by the Knight Order.
What made it even more infuriating was that the thugs they’d brought along, supposedly decent fighters, were reviving one by one with vacant expressions on their faces.
“Oh dear. I’m sorry. We got beaten….”
“Damn it….”
Greentea, Baeksuk, Pickle, and the rest.
All these outstanding members were appearing while scratching their heads, weren’t they?
At this, Doughnutz vented his frustration.
“No! That’s why I told you not to go! Ppulranem, what were you thinking running in there like that!?”
“What!? No, is this my fault?”
“For now, yes! You all just kept running around spreading the fire everywhere….”
And so on and so forth.
Murmur, murmur.
As numerous people joined in the argument, the Agricultural Cooperative faced another crisis of division.
Doughnutz igniting the fuse of this argument was truly a poor choice.
“Ah! Hyung-nims!? We need to go get our equipment!!”
“!”
A jolt of realization.
Only then did they remember.
‘Damn it.’
Hadn’t they equipped themselves with the iron gear set they’d prepared with such determination?
If they left it as is, it would definitely disappear.
In fact, they should have rushed out immediately after reviving, but they’d lost the timing while venting their frustration.
Meanwhile, Songsong and the others were happily picking up the armor.
“Come on, let’s move!”
“Damn it! J-just a few! Just a few go! We need to have a strategy meeting!”
The leadership stayed behind while a few quick-footed members rushed off.
-Even in this situation, they’re having a meeting lol
-They literally just have meetings all day, it’s so pathetic hyung…
-Thank goodness Doughnutz isn’t running a business ^^
-Doughnutz… isn’t this starting to become your fault? lol
Even in Doughnutz’s chat, the theory that Doughnutz was responsible had become mainstream.
But he deliberately ignored it.
He possessed a sense for reading the grand political situation. A political instinct that didn’t exist among these rookies!
“No one but me can lead the Agricultural Cooperative.”
After speaking through his exclusive viewer-only microphone channel.
He calms the people down.
“Now, now! Everyone, please! We’ll discuss responsibility for this matter later! Please be quiet for a moment!”
Thump, thump, thump.
Still, when he shouts as the cooperative chairman, everyone quiets down.
Looking at the now-silent Agricultural Cooperative members, Doughnutz speaks.
“There is something we can do right now to get revenge on them.”
“Pardon? What would that be?”
Ppulranem and his group ask.
“First of all, the Knight Order also ultimately failed to protect Mosol.”
The Agricultural Cooperative had gone to the scene to strike at the Knight Order while protecting Mosol.
So they believe the Knight Order also went to protect Mosol.
Especially considering Hong-cha’s example, the strategy was to protect the target and recruit them.
“They failed too.”
“Ohhh….”
However, the Knight Order failed to protect Mosol.
“We even all burned to death. This message appeared completely in the server chat.”
“Y-yes, that’s right. So what?”
Grin.
Doughnutz smiles.
“Then public opinion is on our side, isn’t it?”
“!?”
“We died heroically trying to save Mosol. The Knight Order just sat on their hands. If we say it like that, what happens? People will think the Knight Order has no interest in the village’s crisis at all…!”
Ohhh….
Exclamations pass through the crowd.
It certainly sounded plausible.
“Public opinion will shift even more in our favor! And based on that opinion! We’ll gain voting rights! And we’ll impose a very, very high progressive tax on those with high production per unit area! We’ll give that to the invaders! And what’s left, we’ll use for very good causes!!”
As Doughnutz finishes speaking with a flourish, applause erupts.
“Wooooooow.”
“Doughnutz! Doughnutz!”
“Truly a legendary strategist!”
“So underhanded! That’s a compliment!”
Hahahahaha
Kyah
-It all comes back to Doughnutz in the end
-Is this the Ivy League!?
Why is that good?ㅋㅋㅋ
That guy’s political skills are scary.
“Tomorrow morning! We’ll gather in the square and properly sway public opinion!”
“Yes!”
But the next morning.
“Extra! Extra~”
Whoooosh~!
Countless printed sheets already blanketed the village square.
[Village “Great Fire” — It was only the Knight Order who rushed into those flames.]

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