Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 971
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 102
34. Feudal Society (1)
Ding.
[Dog donated 20,000 won.]
[Chiki-cha~]
Thump.
Doughnutz collapsed to the ground before I could even process what was happening.
“I… no.”
Bang, bang, bang…!
Corn boxes continued pouring out endlessly.
“If we hadn’t suffered that disaster, it would’ve been about double this. What a shame.”
Gobong remarked regretfully from beside me.
In truth, it wouldn’t quite reach double, but everyone gathered at the direct sales shop trembled at that bluff.
‘Double from there?’
‘Fertile soil… that’s insane.’
‘Wow…’
The reality far exceeded their imagination.
The advantage of fertile soil isn’t just quantity.
[Grade: A+]
Agricultural products harvested at minimum A+ grade.
Of course, the grade rating would decline over time, but this corn was just harvested.
Naturally, it would fetch the highest price.
“Oh. Premium grade?”
Emmental, the direct sales shop operator, marveled.
“Again… premium grade again? So the rumor about obtaining fertile soil was true!?”
Regardless, I placed every single box on the sales counter and shouted.
Bang.
“I’m selling all of this!”
-Kyaa
-All in
-Let’s goooo
-Getting rich lol
-Finally fishing for donations? lol
“Wow… wow!”
Emmental’s eyes widened in shock, and he didn’t know what to do with himself.
“This… at this timing, this volume… this quality! Jackpot! Almond! Danmuji! Gobong!”
-Why is Goguma called Gobong lol
-Gobong is Gobong.
-lol Gobong is Gobong everywhere lol
“All premium grade! So uniform! The marketability is top-tier. If we make dishes with this, the fatigue stat won’t be the only thing that disappears for a while—the depression stat will too!”
Everyone envies Emmental as his continued admiration continues.
“Wow… I’m jealous.”
“That’s amazing.”
“Insane.”
“With this, I could pay off all my debts in one go?”
Their shoulders puff up with pride.
Danbong and Gobong’s shoulders tense with strength.
“Aw, come on, don’t exaggerate like that. Haha.”
“It’s all thanks to Lord Almond!”
“That’s why they say if you’re going to be a servant, serve in a lord’s household?”
“Exactly!”
Hahaha, did you become a slave?
Wasn’t the pickled radish also not impressive??ㅋㅋ
What kind of minister keeps changing like this? No wonder the country’s ruined lol
-Kya
-Almond is also from a lord’s servant background
That’s some good stuff, haha.
“Wow…”
“I, I want to be a servant too.”
The envious and yearning gazes of everyone around.
The satisfaction it brought was tremendous.
And then something came to drive the point home.
“Here it is!”
Crash!
Something enormous that Emmental presented.
A massive pouch completely full.
“!”
Whoosh.
When I opened the pouch, the golden light was so bright it hurt my eyes.
“Ow. Blinding. I need to buy sunglasses.”
Danmuji, who confirmed it, jokes around.
Hahaha pickled radish aesthetic hahaha
-Flexing nowhere to be seen
-This is what you should give~
Golden coins.
Gold, the highest currency unit among Cheese’s denominations.
It fills an entire pouch.
And not just one pouch—an enormous one at that.
Thud. Thud. Thud.
The pouches keep coming up.
“Here we have it… and here too… oh my, these three are about to trigger inflation all by themselves right now!”
-trembling trembling trembling
-Cheese Village GDP 90% right now lol
-damn
-solo inflation oof
Everyone in the direct sales venue whispers among themselves.
“Wow. That’s impressive. You’re telling me farming does this in one go?”
“The birth of a tycoon….”
“What kind of corn is this, it’s not even cryptocurrency….”
Almond, Danmuji, and Goguma all wave their hands in denial simultaneously.
“That’s not it at all.”
“Hehe. We’re not tycoons.”
“Huh? I’m just Gobong.”
-Goguma lol
-lololol his mouth corners are shooting up to the sky but what lol
-Gobong lololol
-Gobong is happy…
-can’t hold back the laughter lol
Despite their denials, the three of them looked at each other, laughed, and beamed with pride.
‘This feels good.’
‘The day the sun shines on us is finally here.’
‘That’s right.’
After all, they had overcome their own hardships to harvest these crops—how could they not be delighted?
“Sigh….”
Thud.
Meanwhile, Doughnutz’s knees buckle to the ground.
‘I’m completely ruined, aren’t I?’
It was his absolute defeat.
* * *
Meanwhile, in Streamer Garden, the Streamer community.
With countless Streamers conducting indirect collaborations, the real-time post generation rate in this place was astronomical.
[Jello and Chocosong’s marriage forever!]
Haha, Zelo and Choco Song are getting married.
[Jello, when are you going to confess?]
The first hot topic being discussed was about Jello and Chocosong.
-The malicious shipping fans are firing on all cylinders
Zelo originally couldn’t even talk in front of girls, so what’s with this marriage talk lol
It does look good together though.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (laughing/hahaha)
-Chocosong seems to like Jello, doesn’t she? Honestly, “Jel~ lo” – wasn’t that intentional?~
This guy is either a total jerk or a complete loser lol
Hahahahaha
└It’s fun though~
While there were many posts about Jello and Chocosong, the number one trending issue was ultimately this incident.
1st) South Korean High School Graduate Physical Education vs. American Ivy League Economics Major Agricultural Product Sales Showdown
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(Photo)
The Ivy League got destroyed lol
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It was a photo of Doughnutz collapsed in defeat.
-Wow
-Aseng’s deserter Ninja Uchiha Almond potato genjutsu form is insane!
The expression of someone who fell for a magic trick lol
-This is what happens in a country obsessed with private education… Ivy League getting destroyed by a high school graduate
Haha, that’s it!
-What? Ivy League? Can those gun-obsessed thugs survive five years in Aseng?~~
hahahaha for real
└They just ran out immediately
Lol crazy, this is insane
Those bastards who copied the donut stock picks already knew the results beforehand lol
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (lol/hahaha)
I don’t recommend Dunkin’ Donuts stock, so what’s up with that lol
Those guys just picked up on what was casually mentioned and are pushing recommended stocks lol lol lol
Doughnutz had suffered defeat in his own field of expertise.
This circulated through countless people’s conversations, leaving an indelible wound on Doughnutz’s honor.
There were already three or four posts about this in the top ten trending issues.
4th) ???: Agricultural Cooperative? Do they have fishing rods?
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(Photo)
“If you have nothing, become fertilizer.”
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The photo captured Almond fighting twenty-to-one against the Paprika Residents.
-Wow
Hahahahahaha
Do you have a fishing rod? Hahahaha
-If not, straight to fertilizer
-From today on, you’re Doughnutz~
“Dou-bong lolololol”
-Donuts lol, gathered a bunch of misfits, created a agricultural cooperative and acted like they’d take over the world, but got defeated by just three people lololol
lol lol lol lol
Hahahahaha
Basically it’s just one person lol
The topic of Doughnutz’s defeat didn’t end in the community alone.
Rumors of this incident spread rapidly among the Cheese Village residents as well.
[Balloon Gum: What is this? The agricultural cooperative got completely wiped out by Almond?]
Miho: Wow, Almond oppa, you’re good at stocks too? That’s insane, you’re crazy ㅋㅋㅋ
[Takoyaki: The agricultural cooperative took a hit]
[Hong-cha: Anti-agricultural cooperative folks, please refrain from trash talk ^^]
Hong-cha, an irritated member of the agricultural cooperative, tried to intimidate them.
[Pickle: What, did you guys rent out the entire server chat?]
[Baeksuk: This farming cartel is disgusting]
[Shu Cream: Ooooh~ if the agricultural cooperative lost, step back~]
Sensing that the cooperative’s influence was already waning, their words fell on deaf ears.
* * *
Meanwhile, in the conference room next to the Agricultural Cooperative’s shared cold storage.
Thud.
The door closed and Doughnutz entered.
Agricultural Cooperative members sat at a long table, and the atmosphere was quite dark.
It felt like an interrogation room.
Hahaha
What are these guys doing lol
Haha, trying to act all serious is so funny lol
What is this ㅋㅋㅋ Is this a shareholders’ meeting? ㅋㅋ
Doughnutz stepped onto the podium and looked at the gathered Agricultural Cooperative members.
“Ah… everyone. Hello. I’m Doughnutz.”
As soon as he greeted them, someone shouted.
“Doughnutz! Voluntarily confess your corn!”
“…Pardon?”
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Corn lol
Who are you? lol
It’s spicy ramen lolololol
Ppulranem, a streamer of similar age to Doughnutz, was misleading the audience.
He too had invested significant money in the Agricultural Cooperative.
With his strong voice in these matters, he spoke first and instilled courage.
“Because of you, our Agricultural Cooperative’s stock price has dropped several times! Huh!?”
Of course, Cheese Village had no stock company, let alone stock prices.
But his appeal was working.
“Right! Drag him down!”
“How many have we lost because of Almond!?”
“We were forced to sell potatoes! What is this!?”
Doughnutz tried to calm everyone down.
“Everyone. Our cooperation must be maintained. Otherwise, truly, we have no way to stand against Danmuji and Almond!”
“Whose fault is that!?”
Words weren’t getting through.
Hahahahaha
Hahahaha
That’s hilarious ㅋㅋ
Thus, the Agricultural Cooperative’s organizational cohesion seemed to be gradually falling apart.
Then someone raised their hand and stepped forward.
“If we fracture like this, it’s really over.”
An avatar with red hair—a woman.
It was Hong-cha.
“Right now, Danmuji has productivity that’s almost beyond description. They practically control all agricultural prices. But… there’s still a chance.”
“A… a chance?”
“Tonight… the monsters are coming, right?”
“Oh, that’s right.”
Doughnutz nodded.
“They said they’d focus on turning the largest place, and Danmuji will definitely reinvest his earnings and grow bigger. Then the monsters will target that location again.”
“Won’t Almond stop them somehow?”
“He can’t stop them alone, right? They keep getting stronger.”
“So? What are you trying to say?”
“Right now, when we can’t possibly get the money to buy a cold storage facility. We have one opportunity. We sneak in through the monsters at night and dig up the land to see what kind of seeds they are.”
That was it.
Without a cold storage facility, it was impossible to manipulate prices freely.
Because crops had to be sold at some point no matter what.
“And then we lower that agricultural price again. This time, let’s not fall for that damn potato illusion!”
Pfft…!
At the mention of the potato illusion, everyone at the conference table barely suppressed their laughter.
“…Ah, I see.”
The Ivy Rigger’s reputation was in tatters, but Doughnutz agreed with Hong-cha’s plan anyway. He couldn’t think of anything better.
“So we’re saying we find out for sure, and then we strike once?”
“Exactly.”
* * *
At that same moment, while Danmuji’s company held a shareholders’ meeting with a gloomy atmosphere.
Danmuji’s place erupted in cheers.
“Waaaah!”
Everyone had come home and calculated their gold.
“This… we just earned in one go what we made combined over all this time! Almond!”
“Seven to three.”
“Pardon?”
Danbong, who had been excited, tilted his head in confusion.
“I take seven. Until I receive the full price for the fertile soil.”
“Ah… yes, of course…”
Danbong was taking seventy percent.
‘This… this is a bit steep, isn’t it?’
The profits suddenly shrank significantly.
Still, since he said it was only until recovery, it might be okay.
“Then I…”
Gobong looked at Danbong pitifully.
‘What?’
Smack!
Danbong hit Gobong with the money.
“You bastard!!”
hahahahahaha
What are you talking about? Haha
Sudden acceleration lol
“Ah, ouch! Why are you doing this!”
“You! Until you pay back all the money, you get zero! Three to zero!”
“What!? Then… how am I supposed to eat and live!”
“Don’t worry, I’ll provide meals.”
“Ah, ouch… so, what happens to the ratio once I pay it all back?”
“That’s…”
Danbong glanced toward Almond.
Once Almond takes his seven and receives the full value of the fertile soil, Danmuji needs to know what happens then before he can set Gobong’s wages.
But Almond shook his head and mimicked the executive tone he’d heard during his corporate days.
“Do you really need to talk about that now? On such a good day?”
“Ah, no sir!”
Danbong vented his frustration by kicking Gobong for no reason.
“Gobong! Do you have the nerve to talk about ratios!? Huh? What’s this about you wanting to compete with me and Munseol!”
food chain is crazy
Moon Chul lol
Hahaha, that’s so funny!
Oh Gobong ㅠㅠ
“Oh, oh my! No, that’s not it! I’m so sorry!”
“I’ll take care of it myself. Keep your mouth shut.”
“Y-yes….”
Thus, the ratio of 7 to 3 to 0 was established for the time being.
Danmuji immediately turned to Almond and raised his glass.
“Oh my! On this wonderful day, sir! Won’t you have a drink with Danbong?”
Danbong is going crazy over Abu lol
-Kyaa
-Is this a “Bong” society?
While the Agricultural Cooperative crumbled, their hierarchy and influence only grew more entrenched.
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