Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 966

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 097
32. Danmuji (4)
Fertile soil.
I, Almond, understood better than anyone the true value of this land, having calculated it myself.
‘I can’t just sell it as is.’
I couldn’t simply adjust the price to match what people could currently afford.
I needed to wait until people had more money, then sell it to them.
But how would I progress the game until then?
Looking at the flow of things, survival in the village would become increasingly difficult without money.
[Frustration 53%]
[Melancholy 32%]
Living solely on Cheese Cookies that viewers gave me each time would only cause these stats to climb higher.
Think about it—eating the same food repeatedly would drive any human to despair.
The same applied in Survival Craft.
[*Your diet is excessively high in carbohydrates. Please consume protein, fat, and dietary fiber.]
This warning appeared in my character window.
Ultimately, I needed access to diverse, nutritious food.
To achieve that, farming was essential at first, and later, Chefs would appear.
My character would increasingly crave better food, and without money, I’d be stuck perpetually afflicted with status abnormalities. I couldn’t live properly.
‘First, I need to secure food variety. Then I’ll go fishing.’
There was so much I had to do just to survive.
That’s why I couldn’t abandon the pursuit of money.
“I’ll hold off Ttududoji. Danmuji, you focus on farming. In exchange, we split the profits.”
I considered various options.
Perhaps I could collect monthly rent on the land as a sharecropping arrangement, or rent the soil cheaply while charging high interest.
Both approaches carried risks.
The first option was impossible for now.
I died at the start, so I had no cash at all. I didn’t have the money to buy land and lay this soil. To earn money, I’d need to sell equipment.
But even that wouldn’t sell for a good price right now.
The people of Cheese Village, except for Danmuji, had never felt threatened, so they had no reason to buy iron equipment.
‘Iron armor? Why would I buy that? I’d rather farm more~’
With that attitude, they wouldn’t pay premium prices.
So should I rent the land cheaply and collect interest instead?
That only worked if Danmuji succeeded. I couldn’t leave my fate in his hands. The conclusion was clear—collaboration.
Danmuji already had land and was managing servants.
In short, he had business acumen.
The system was already in place to some degree.
If I provided the soil and stood guard, there was real potential for substantial profit.
But since the soil was the most critical asset right now, I needed to be the central figure.
A 50-50 partnership wouldn’t work.
It had to be clear that Almond was the largest shareholder in this business.
“Danbong. Will you do it?”
So Danmuji had to become Danbong.
Poor guy ㅠㅠ ㅋㅋㅋ
I’m going crazy lol
Go-bong is bursting into laughter ㅋㅋㅋ
hahahahahaha
-How are we supposed to stop Almond now that he’s equipped with high-speed Hodu!
It wasn’t exactly becoming a lackey like Gobong.
It was a kind of business partnership.
But still, I had to be Danbong.
There had to be a difference.
That was Almond’s proposal.
Danmuji’s expression became serious as he contemplated it.
‘He’s not wrong.’
What Almond said was right.
When night comes again, Ttududoji might show up. Or worse, even more dangerous ones could appear.
What would I do then?
Without the iron equipment Almond currently possessed, I couldn’t stop them.
‘Ugh… no matter what, Danbong is….’
Hahaha single-peaked movement hahaha
-Single peak lol
-So now you’re sworn brothers with Gobong?
Hahahahaha
Look at the viewers’ chat already preparing to tease me.
Could I endure this humiliation?
At that moment, Almond swiftly took away the soil.
“Danmuji. If you’re not interested, I’ll just go to Hong-cha instead.”
Hong-cha was the second-largest landowner.
Or maybe the first now. Since Danmuji had collapsed.
Hong-cha was lacking compared to Danmuji in land size, resourcefulness, and many other aspects, but somehow it would work out.
This Almond bastard is cunning, isn’t he?
“Huh?”
Snap!
Danmuji’s head snaps up.
“Danmuji? I’m Danbong.”
“I-I’m Gobong!”
Goguma also grasped the situation and quickly welcomed the new master.
Grin.
A smile spread across Almond’s character.
-Hahahahahahahaha
-Hahahaha lol
-Haha Danmuji’s becoming a flunky~
-Hahahahahahahaha
-Bong-bong Duo hahahaha lmao
“Alright, let’s get to work. Danmuji.”

* * *
The news of Danmuji, the village’s wealthiest landowner, becoming a flunky spread rapidly through the community.
1st Place) Breaking News: Cheese’s Richest Landowner Danmuji’s Fall, Aggressive M&A by Chinese Capital
The top post on the Streamer Garden was about Danmuji’s downfall.
-Haha why did Almond become Chinese capital lol
-Chinese capital lmao
-China is coming…
-Hahahahahaha
“A single peak? Damn it ㅠㅠㅠ”
It was only natural.
Danmuji had claimed the top landowner position the moment the server started, and the gap was overwhelming.
But after two nights passed in game time, he finally couldn’t endure it.
-No, isn’t Danbong at that level a middle manager? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It’s so sad that he became Danbong ㅠㅠ ㅋㅋ
└Aren’t you already calling him a flunky though? lol
└???: Danmuji? I’m a flunky though?
Danbong is too much ㅠㅠ His name is ㅠㅋㅋㅋ
Danmuji’s fans might not have been pleased about the demotion.
-When did they make Gobong lol
└Hahahahahaha for real
└Gobong’s name is literally “little flunky” lmao
-Just enjoy it~
-Isn’t it better that Danmuji’s getting paired with Almond like this?
After all, it was just entertaining in-game drama, not a real relationship. Since these elements were what made Survival Craft so fun, most fans seemed to be enjoying it.
-Almond’s roleplay is good too lol the way he just drops the act is hilarious
└Roleplay… right?
└Hahahahahaha for real
└Almond might not be though lol
-Danmuji became a flunky? lol no joke from the morning, Cheese Village is wild lol
The fall of the greatest landowner and the sudden rise of foreign capital. The issues in Cheese Village were hot from morning.
The downfall of someone doing well was a quite provocative event that anyone would be curious about.
But at this moment, there was someone burning with passion in an even hotter place.
[How far are Jello and Chocosong going lol]
[Jello-Chocosong right now lol they’re about to break through to hell]
[Supporting Jello and Chocosong’s wedding]
[Wait lol shouldn’t Jello be coming out now?]
At the bottom of a mine where lava churns violently.
Jello and Chocosong are swinging their pickaxes, drenched in sweat.
“Iron ore! Let’s gooooo!”
“Let’s goooo~!!”
Clang!
Clang!
“Once we get to our village, we’ll be rich!”
Breaking through the threats of countless monsters, the two of them filled more than one box of iron ore.
They hadn’t been able to break through all the monster threats from the beginning.
They died countless times while mining, but they had a strategy.
“If I die, please take care of my items.”
“Yes! I’ll go next!”
Whenever a dangerous area appeared, they took turns sacrificing themselves.
And when the surviving colleague respawned in the village and came back alive, the remaining partner would return their items.
“Waaaah! Jello! You’re back!”
“Ch, Chocosong!”
“I, I protected your stuff from the monsters!”
“Wow, thank you! Let’s go again!”
The remaining colleague guards the dead partner’s items from the monsters.
This was their way—the miners’ way.
[Crafting Station]
They had even set up a crafting station in one corner of the mine and began making equipment.
[Iron Pickaxe]
[Iron Armor]
[Iron Boots]
Their equipment had gradually transformed into iron.
As their gear changed, an unbreakable camaraderie inevitably formed between them.
“Waaah! Jello! I love you~!”
“Huh…?”
“Uh…?”
Perhaps something beyond mere friendship.
-Jello lololol
-Get married right now!
-Why are you reacting like that lol
“I, I was just following a trend!”
“Oh, oh! Right! Right!”
But they didn’t know.
They didn’t know that a massive capital, incomparable to mere boxes of iron ore and full iron equipment, had already entered Cheese.
Moreover, I hadn’t even unlocked a tiny fraction of those items yet.
[Almond But lol when are you gonna unlock the iron equipment?]
The community was starting to wonder when I would unlock my iron equipment.

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Meanwhile, Almond sat on Danmuji’s sofa with a serious expression.
‘Things got complicated.’
This was exactly the kind of situation I hated.
I’d planned to just sell off the soil and grab a fishing rod to build a boat.
‘Where did this farm owner suddenly come from….’
Trying to sell the soil properly, I was gradually becoming something like a farm owner.
This kind of thing might look good at first, but there would be more and more to manage, and it would be a headache.
Ding.
[Aosae-sseam donated 20,000 won!]
[Why aren’t you selling iron armor and stuff? Withdraw cash and buy a fishing rod]
“Thank you for the donation, Aosae-sseam. Ah, the equipment is….”
I glanced back nervously. The Bong-bong Duo was still standing behind me, debating where to lay the soil on the land.
Slipping away from my seat, I switched the microphone channel and whispered the reason I wasn’t selling.
“What if I give swords to my slaves?”
-Lolololol
-Wait was that actually your thinking?
-Scary
-Can’t just give weapons to employees~
-“You can’t give swords to slaves”
-Haha
-In Aseng that’s daily life though?
I was avoiding other players from matching their equipment and becoming similarly strong.
‘Juhyeok said having the iron sword only for me is a huge advantage.’
Recalling Juhyeok’s advice, the current situation could unfold this way because of the iron sword.
Because of that difference, I could command Danmuji and Gobong right now, and I could protect them from monsters.
Ding.
[Myeongon donated 5,000 won.]
[Want to relax, but also want fair compensation.]
A donation mocking my behavior came in.
It was basically telling me to sell everything and buy a fishing rod.
-Lololololololol
-Real talk lol
-Just sell and buy a fishing rod~
-Already went too far to go back to fishing…
My reaction finally aligned with the chat for once.
“The situation has gotten too big for that.”
hahaha for real
“You’re telling me to go fishing with 150 fertile soil and one fishing rod? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Are you joking?”
“How can you go back to farming when you can see Gangnam apartments right there~ㅋㅋㅋㅋ”
Almond could no longer sell his items at rock-bottom prices just for a single fishing rod.
He’d started a business.
He had partners working alongside him.
Clap, clap!
Just then, Danmuji clapped his hands from behind and spoke.
“We’ve decided where to set up, Boss. Let’s start the business.”
“Let’s do it. Danbong.”
Hahahahahahaha
hahaha
Single peak lol
“They say it’s a single peak, haha”
Thud.
Danmuji pushed Goguma forward.
“Gobong, go out and try setting it up.”
“Ah, oh no! Yes!”
The food chain is real lol
Hahahahaha, poor Gobong ㅠㅠ
-Gobong’s the lowest rank

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