Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 959

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 090
30. Perfect Farm (3)
Survival Craft is fundamentally a survival game.
In a survival game, nothing mattered more than food.
Perhaps because of this, players exhibited a phenomenon of focusing on farming during the server’s early days.
But there was one trap here.
It was the concept of soil.
[Jello: I’m giving up on farming~ Someone give this bastard Bigfarm a piece of my mind~]
Farming wasn’t simply a matter of planting seeds and watering them.
[Ppulranem: But why!]
[Jello: The production team made a con artist. That bastard. He’s telling me to farm in sand.]
The type of soil for farmland was incredibly important.
Farming efficiency varied by more than tenfold depending on the soil.
[Balloon Gum: Jello lol your soil is sand?lololol]
[Acorn jelly: That’s ridiculous lol]
In the meantime, Jello had purchased land that happened to be heavily mixed with sand.
It was the worst possible land for farming.
[Jello: I can’t tell if this is Haeundae or Cheese Village~ I can’t figure it out even looking at it~]
Choco Song: Haeundae lol ㅠㅋㅋ
The fact that Jello was quitting farming was announced in the server chat.
But most farmers simply thought it was hilarious.
[Hotteok: Take off your sunglasses… Jello. Sand clearly has a different color….]
[Miho: Lolol is it because of the sunglasses?!lol]
[Hong-cha: There was sandy land?lololol That’s crazy lol]
[Shu Cream: Jello lol you bought that sandy land on purpose to get AllTube content, right?lololol]
[Jello: That’s not it!]
Jello was falsely accused of purchasing sandy land to capture AllTube content in a ridiculous manner.
-lololololololol Shu Cream lol
-He got scammed and that’s unfair too lol
-Lolol
-Jello can’t say anything to Shu Cream
-But it really does seem like it
-Shu Cream lololol Jello gets stronger whenever she appears
“No, what is this even supposed to mean? Who gets scammed buying sand to capture AllTube content!?”
I didn’t mind just being a victim, but being accused of trying to create content out of it.
I couldn’t tolerate this kind of false accusation, no matter what.
Yet I found myself unable to say much back to Shu Cream, a female streamer.
Pickle: Don’t worry too much about the all-tube thing, Zelo haha
I explode at Pickle’s single remark.
[Jello: No. Pickle. AllTube content?]
[Jello: Those who’ve never experienced poverty don’t understand what it’s like being dirt-poor!]
[Pickle: ???lololol]
Bubble gum: Sand Jesus lolololol
He lamented that he wasn’t even dirt-poor—he was sand-poor.
-Sand-poor lolol
hahahahaha
-In Serc, dirt-poor is the best
[Jello: If you plant seeds here right now, plant ten and maybe one will grow. That’s what I call miracle farming. Without a miracle, you can’t farm at all.]
Hahahahahaha
-Miracle farming lolol
Haha
-Miracle (required specification) lol
[Miho: Wow, this is the first time I’ve seen Jello chat this much]
Miho interjected, but Jello fell silent once more.
Hahahaha Miho hahahaha
I can’t say anything to her about this.
Hahaha, Miho seems to be genuinely admiring it.
As if Miho’s chat never happened, Jello only targeted Pickle.
[Jello: My back’s gonna give out from farming. Who does this for a full-time job? Huh!? Pickle!!]
Hahahahaha
-Pickle’s the easy target lolol
Pickle lol
Hahahahaha
Pickle ㅜㅜ
[Jello: Forget it! I’m quitting farming. I’m going mining instead. Anyone want to mine with me? You can make serious money!]
[Choucream: Ooh~ big money~ lol]
[Hong-cha: Yo guys, Jello’s gonna show us a shuffle!]
Pickle: Hahaha, who’s going?
Black tea lol
Pickle shake lol lol lol
Everyone just keeps making fun of me lol
Ugh, the loner is crying.
Shuffle lol
Though Jello’s stream was large, he only networked with a select group of streamers, giving him the image of an outsider.
“Ah, I’m not a loner. I talk a lot, as you’ve seen. Hong-cha and Miho both answered me. Right?”
-The popular kids are getting likes and the loner’s excited
-???: They… they talked to me!?
Haha, you really seem like a loner.
Compared to how typical streamers build their weight class through collaborations, this was an exceptionally unusual structure.
Anyway, a moment later.
Clang.
[Miners Wanted]
Jello stood waiting beneath such a sign.
Only one person arrived before him.
[Chocosong]
Chocosong, a Ril streamer.
Famous as a master of explosive mining, though her rank was merely Silver.
Though “master” might be generous—she was simply someone who enjoyed explosive mining.
She alone had lined up.
“You’re… the only one?”
Ahem.
Jello asked, somewhat taken aback.
“Um… yes. It seems that way?”
Chocosong glanced behind her, but no one was there. Only her.
“Wait, doesn’t everyone become a miner?”
“Everyone says farming makes more money and is safer, and it provides food too. They asked why anyone would become a miner…”
Chocosong spoke hesitantly, though it wasn’t her fault.
“But why did you come, Chocosong?”
“W-well, actually… I bought the wrong land…”
“Ah…”
Hahahahahaha
-A gathering of people who got scammed?
-Only those who went broke do this job lolol
Haha, what’s wrong with being a miner??
-Sand Village East District vibes
-Bigfarm victims club lol
“Listen, Chocosong.”
“Yes?”
Clang.
Jello slung a pickaxe over his shoulder and spoke with determination.
“Let’s show these farming bastards something. Right now they’re just worried about survival, but eventually they’ll want to grow stronger—I’m sure of it.”
Chocosong clenched her small fist and nodded at his words.
“That’s right! Exactly! I think so too! To grow stronger, we need iron.”
Mining is the profession of extracting ore needed to craft equipment.
It’s meaningless at the very start, but it becomes quite necessary from the midgame onward—a profession designed that way.
Jello’s plan—no, Jello and Chocosong’s plan—was to start from the beginning and monopolize the market.
“Let’s go for total monopoly!”
“Let’s do this!!”
The two set out toward the mines with ambitious dreams of reversing their fortunes.
And so they left the village.
Chocosong’s eyes sparkled as she bounced excitedly.
“Oh? Almond!”
She had spotted Almond.
Boing, boing, boing….
He was approaching the village with an oddly leisurely gait.
‘Hm?’
I didn’t actually remember Chocosong.
-Chocosong here, we clashed in mid during the Nantra match lol
I overcame this through my eye-tracking speed while reading chat and quick reflexes.
“Ah, Chocosong.”
Since I had come to this Cheese Village content to get closer to people, I made an effort to acknowledge her.
-Look at those eyes rolling lol
-Brain manager, can’t this be stopped? lol
-The speed at which he reads chat when needed is insane lol
Of course, my viewers knew full well that I couldn’t possibly remember Chocosong.
“Wow, Almond! Now I’m exactly the same height as you~! Hahaha.”
But since Chocosong’s expression was so bright and cheerful, that was enough.
“But where have you been? People were looking for you a bit.”
“Ah, I had some business to attend to.”
“Business?”
I scratched my head.
It was difficult to explain.
I couldn’t very well say I was on my way back from destroying some strange village together with a dragon.
That’s when Jello interjected.
“Oh. So you’re the famous Almond!”
“Huh?”
“I’m Jello.”
“Ah!”
I bowed my large head and shook hands with him.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Jello.”
“Oh my… this is truly an honor. Meeting the National Tournament MVP like this! I don’t know what to do with myself! Ehehehe?!”
Jello was quite the patriot and produced a lot of patriotic content, so he appeared to be genuinely delighted.
-He really loves it lol
-Patriotic Jello~ loves it!
-Patriotic youth Oh Chan-hee! Patriotic youth Oh Chan-hee! Patriotic youth Oh Chan-hee!
-Meeting the national team for real, so awkward lol
-Jello~ loves it!
The viewers also chanted his patriotic slogans in approval.
It was quite a contrast to how their fans had been tearing each other apart in the community.
“I watched that National Tournament, you know. I was crying buckets….”
Blah blah blah.
Jello, who had been chatting for a moment, bowed his head respectfully.
“Well then, we’ll be on our way.”
“Almond! See you again! Hehe!”
The adorable and bouncy Chocosong, and Jello, who seemed oddly shy upon meeting Almond.
We’d met in this two-headed virtual world, but our first impression wasn’t bad.
Actually, it was rather enjoyable.
Hehe.
I couldn’t help but smile as I entered the village.
‘Am I somewhat famous?’
Being recognized by ordinary people felt different from being recognized by famous streamers.

* * *
Doodung.
[Cheese Village]
As I crossed the boundary, large text appeared on the screen.
-Finally
-It’s really far lol
-Kya, I’ve arrived!
-Foreign species invasion lolol
Cheese Village was exactly as I remembered from my hazy first impression.
The sunlight was clear, and the trees were large, giving the feeling of arriving at a resort.
Saaaaaaah…!
A peaceful village where salty breezes occasionally blew, scattering leaves with cheers.
‘Wow… this place is so much better than that one.’
Though there was plenty of iron ore, the village I’d visited earlier felt too dreary.
Like a city where back-alley criminals lived.
I much preferred the warmth of this place.
That’s when it happened.
“Huh?”
“Oh, it’s Almond!”
“Wait, Almond!? Where have you been!!”
Everyone I passed on the street was startled to see me.
And no wonder—I was the person they’d searched for so much since the game started that an official notice had been issued about me.
It made sense that everyone would be curious now that I’d finally appeared in the village.
“Huh? Big brother! Where have you been?”
Miho, who’d been farming with her two-headed form, came bouncing over.
In her hands were potatoes and sweet potatoes.
“Huh? Mi, Miho?”
“Puhaha! Almond’s character is really cute.”
Balloon Gum arrived as well.
“Wow. What is this? Mond? You’re only two heads tall now. It feels a bit… unfamiliar?”
He poked Almond’s head repeatedly with the green onion he was holding.
“Huh? Kkeom… how did you do that?”
“Do what?”
“How did you come with your main character instead of a circus character?”
“…”
Hahahahahahaha
Pure evil lol
It’s legendary how you can barely tell the difference lol
Just my head got a bit bigger lol
Hahaha, that’s so funny!
“Hey! You’re joking, right? Huh? You were just kidding, weren’t you? I can never tell when you’re joking. Wahaha?”
“?”
Balloon Gum grabbed Almond’s head and dangled from it.
Boing. Boing.
“You have to say you were joking!”
“Hmm…”
Almond refused to admit it was a joke until the very end.
Are you serious? lol
Please tell me you’re joking ㅠㅠ
It’s probably a joke lol
Hahahahaha lol
What’s with the open ending lol
“Ahahaha!”
“He came with his main character, hahaha!”
The village residents laughed at Almond’s words.
They had no idea.
“But…”
What he said in the very next moment would change their lives.
“I obtained something good. How do I sell items here?”
“Ah. There is a merchant NPC in the village, but… what’s this good item? Depending on what it is, rather than the merchant…”
As Balloon Gum was explaining, he uttered that single word.
“Fertile soil.”
“!?”
The moment those words left his mouth, the eyes of all the gathered villagers bulged out as well.
“Whaaaaaaat!?”
Then suddenly, someone burst out from nowhere and let out a scream.
Crash!
“I told you! There’s fertile soil! Owl Black! Perfect Farm exists!!!!!”
-Hahahahahaha
-Dotorimuk lol
-Phew…lol
-Perfect Farm is insane lol
-Did Dotorimuk win the international tournament?
-Is he still like that? lol
-Perfect Farm lol
-Info) Almond was the one who found both the Perfect Shot and the fertile soil

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