Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 957

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 088
30. Perfect Farm (1)
At the same moment in the Streamer Community.
Almond had become the #1 trending issue on Streamer Garden.
Truly the highest level of buzz.
1st) Dragon Knight 1 vs 20 Battle lol
-???: Dracarys!
-Dragon Knight is totally broken lol
-This is fire vibes
└lol fire lol
└For real, this is fire
Views skyrocketed and hundreds of comments flooded in within seconds.
A phenomenon that transcended mere trendiness—what they called “viral fire.”
-Gyeonkka is finished lol Fighting 20 vs 1 and winning, how does he even do it!
└I don’t think we’ll see anything surpassing this for the rest of this content
└If he hadn’t revived and rejoined mid-battle, it would’ve actually been competitive
└What competition, 20 people just let him fight while acting lol Gyeonkka delusion lmao
└Are there still toxic Gyeonkka fans? Leave the stream lol
└Jello get out~ before we grill you
At this point, Almond’s rivals in terms of buzz were only Jello and Cutie Pie.
2nd) Jello’s Farm Collapses lol
3rd) Idol Pickaxe Swinging Footage
4th) Almond Became a Dragon Knight in Real Time. gif
But posts about Almond were climbing far faster and in far greater numbers.
He conceded 2nd and 3rd place, but from 4th onward, it was all about Almond again.
-This is Gaji-bokkeun carrying lol
└Gaji-bokkeun haters became fans lol
└This guy turns even haters into fans… he’s truly a star… the Gaji-bokkeun!
-This guy was on fire today
-Dragon’s aura is insane, literally a star chosen by the gods lol
└Even his face was chosen by the gods
└For real…lol
└God literally showed he chose him through his face, yet people don’t get it lol
I’m crying / I’m sad
The 5th place post following 3rd and 4th was also about Almond.
The donation Won-gi-ok that became as viral as the Dragon’s fire moment.
5th) Almond Collecting Won-gi-ok lol
-The light shining from the sword is insane.
-How much is that Won-gi-ok lmao 10,000 won per 0.1 seconds lol
└This guy gets paid by the frame lol
-So Won-gi-ok was saving up money for me…
-Looks better than national pension
Every scene involving Almond was becoming a hot topic.
Jia scrolled down with a slight smirk.
“Hodu doesn’t need to worry.”
At this rate, Almond could actually become the true protagonist of this Cheese Village content.
“Let’s just keep going like this.”
While he hadn’t completely dominated the conversation yet, his potential was higher than anyone else’s.
Of course, the viewers didn’t know yet.
That the people he fought were Paprika’s residents, and that they had enormous roles to play.
Almond was the first to discover this, and he’d even brought one of them down spectacularly.
When this truth was revealed, it would become an even bigger sensation than now.
‘Huh?’
But it didn’t happen that way.
Almond exceeded Jia’s expectations.
Before that could be revealed, something even more sensational occurred.
[There’s no fertile soil on the server?]
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(Photo)
“Just make it then.”
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In the photo was Almond, tilting his head as he discovered the fertile soil.
It was exactly what everyone was searching for right now.
-Almond again?
What is this now and why does it even exist ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Is it you again, the NUT…
hahahaha
Oh, is that the thing?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Lol, are you serious?
-Just a nut.
“Some people are just born to make it, no matter what.”
Cheap ass soil that uses people as fertilizer and turns them into dragons through slash-and-burn farming lol

* * *
“I’ll grab everything~”
Swish, swish, swish!
I rapidly gathered all sorts of items.
Steel equipment and fertile soil that Cheese Village still couldn’t even attempt to obtain.
‘Whatever it is, it looks good.’
I didn’t know anything about soil, but it looked like valuable material.
I spun my arms like a windmill, snatching up items.
[Inventory is full!]
I had filled my inventory to the brim in an instant.
-Did you get a fast-looting buff?
-So damn fast lol
-Can’t even see your arms lolololol
-Seems like theft is your calling?
-Just go fishing or something, why are you baiting
Ignoring the chat’s criticism, I started running.
“Now I’m making my escape.”
Moving incredibly fast on short legs.
Boing, boing, boing.
With cheerful sound effects, I fled from Paprika Village.
“H-hey, stop right there!!”
One of the first to die called out to me.
There was no way that would work.
-Lololol
-Run away
-Would you stop if you were me? lolol
-This is insane lolol
-Haha this is so fun lol
-Feels like skipping night study sessions back in the day lol
My lips curled up in a grin.
Looking at my inventory sent shivers down my spine!
‘Wow. This is crazy.’
Farming had never felt this thrilling.
Excited by this unexpected windfall, I was buzzing with energy.
Thump, thump, thump.
My heart wasn’t pounding from the running—it was racing because of the items now in my inventory.
Boing boing boing!
I pushed myself faster, faster still.
Boing boing boing boing boing boing!

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A moment later.
“Phew.”
I crouched down behind a large boulder, hiding my body.
At this point, those strange village residents wouldn’t be able to chase me any further.
“Let me organize my inventory real quick before I go.”
I opened my inventory.
Since I’d thrown everything in haphazardly, my inventory was completely disorganized.
“I should put the most important stuff at the top… but…”
The first thing I see is soil.
[Fertile Soil ×50]
[Fertile Soil ×50]
[Fertile Soil ×23]
I own a total of 123 blocks of fertile soil.
Considering that one block is about two character steps, it’s not enough to cover particularly vast land.
But considering it’s early in the server, this was an incredible harvest.
Of course, I had no idea about that fact.
To me, it just looked like I had way too many of the same item.
“Should I just keep 50 of these and leave the rest? There’s way too much. And since it’s soil, it weighs a ton.”
I was even thinking about discarding a batch of fertile soil.
[Overweight]
It was because of the debuff currently affecting me.
I’d stuffed too many items into my inventory relative to my character’s stats, leaving me fatigued.
-Huh?
-That looks like something good
-Don’t throw it away
-Just walk slowly
-50 should be enough
-Why are you keeping soil if you’re gonna fish? Just throw it all away lol
Why would you throw that away! ㅠㅠ
The soil system exists only in Cheese Village, and Cheese Village opened for the first time today.
Even viewers who enjoyed the server naturally had no idea what this was.
There was no way the opinions wouldn’t clash—some saying to throw it away, others saying to keep it.
“It’s better to throw it away, right? It’s just dirt anyway.”
The final touch.
I started insisting it was better to discard it without even knowing what it was.
-lololol it is dirt though
-Nothing to say;
-Just throw it away lol all this fuss
The viewers’ debate heated up.
Ding.
[Daptap donated 5,000 won.]
“Dude, just read the description lol isn’t it obviously amazing?”
Ding.
[Wongachung donated 30,000 won.]
Think about how it’s made. Wouldn’t it be bad if it was made by grinding up people and searing them with dragon fire? lol
The cost is a bit tight, haha.
-Nah just throw it away
I can’t provide a reliable translation for this text as it appears to contain corrupted or garbled Korean characters that don’t form coherent words.
-This guy’s way too invested in soil.
Hmm.
I paused reading the donations and picked up Cookie.
“Let me eat something first.”
My hunger and thirst stats had climbed considerably.
[Hunger 51]
[Thirst 73]
Once these hit 100, things get serious.
I needed to eat ahead of time.
Crunch, crunch.
After eating Cookie, I headed to the river and drank some water.
[Hunger 5]
[Thirst 13]
Meanwhile, the viewers kept debating about the soil.
-Just throw it away or we’ll fall behind
I can’t even walk, what’s going on lol
Who’s following me, lol
-Isn’t equipment more important??
-Just take it and walk slowly
“Don’t argue. I’ve already decided. As Almondil, I’m telling you—throwing this away is the right call.”
-?
-??
-What’s the reasoning? Almondil
-Keu
But that’s when it happened.
This time, the commotion wasn’t just in the viewer chat—it erupted in the server chat too.
Ding.
[Balloon Gum: Anyone seen the fertile soil?]
Ding ding ding.
[Cutie Pie: Free stuff makes you a Takoyaki~]
[Miho: You have to earn it through hard work, oppa.]
[Jello: Let’s just go with that.]
Almond blinked at the chat window.
Having watched Balloon Gum’s streams for a long time, I knew this much.
Even if his control wasn’t great, he had mastered the art of finding good items and exploits.
[Baeksuk: We don’t have fertile soil right now lol]
“Sweet potato: Hahaha! Just make it farmland! Hyung!”
What even was farmland?
It sounded like soil inferior to fertile soil.
[Dotorimuk: No, fertile soil exists somewhere. I’m telling you it’s not something you can just grind for!]
Dotorimuk had chimed in as well.
A Kingdom Age streamer who had done a collab with me for the first time.
Not a specialist by any means, but famous as the only mid-tier streamer who occasionally played Kingdom Age.
He was the person who kept insisting Perfect Shot existed, and eventually proved it through me.
“Here we go again. Acorns lol What kind of perfect shot is that?”
[Dotorimuk: Perfect Shot actually existed, man!]
Dotorimuk seemed to have strong faith—just as Perfect Shot turned out to exist, he believed fertile soil must be somewhere out there too.
Meanwhile, I blinked and alternated between checking my inventory and their chat.
[Balloon Gum: Ah, if we just had five blocks of fertile soil, we could mix it and it’d be amazing]
He spoke as if five blocks were all he needed to ask for nothing more.
Right here, there were 123 blocks.
lol
Haha, I’m here though lol
What the heck, this was actually really good lol
-$&&@#@
-wow
hahaha
-$&&$@!!
The AI began filtering spoiler and stream-ruining chat.
It meant information I hadn’t encountered yet in this stream was being revealed.
Click.
I moved the soil to the top slot of my inventory.
“Fertile soil. Anyone can see it’s a really good item, right?”
Hahaha, changed right away.
That’s crazy/insane with the sudden change in stance.
You looked at the chat and changed it, didn’t you? lol
Haha, we need to purge all those guys who told us to give up.
He said he’d throw it away in a bit lol
Now I had to choose from the rest.
I kept the soil at the top and examined the other items in my inventory.
[Iron Gloves ×3]
[Iron Sword ×12]
[Iron Armor ×16]
[Iron Boots ×16]
.
.
.
An enormous quantity of equipment.
Mostly iron gear.
We had nearly everything except helmets.
But….
“…there’s no fishing rod.”
-?
No, haha
In the midst of all that lol
-Were you planning to fish??
There’s no more? LOL
At this point, a fishing rod? lol
Not a single person among this massive group had a fishing rod.
“Wow. That’s seriously unfair.”
Almond pouts, complaining about the injustice.
The viewers are dumbfounded.
-?
-Dragon: ???
Fact) Those guys are the ones who get scammed lol
I just wiped out an entire village and you’re asking for a bribe? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Respawn farming incoming
-Gaji-bokkeun: ???
-How many people did you need for fishing…
-Let’s go catch more.
Almond shakes his head at the viewers suggesting we hunt more people.
“No, why would we kill people? This is supposed to be a healing game….”
Now claiming it’s a healing game.
Ding.
[Factos donated 20,000 won!]
[Info) He just burned 20 people to death moments ago.]
Hahahahahaha
-Oh…
-factos
-Are you a war correspondent?
-Future ban material
“The Dragon killed them, you know? I’m a victim too.”
Hahahahaha
lol that’s hilarious
-That’s true
Yeah, you got that right lol
Unbeatable logic lol
Clap.
Almond changed the subject and clapped his hands together.
“Anyway, I’ve made a decision.”
A decision on what to abandon and what to take.
“I’m just going to take everything.”
-?
-??
No, haha
-What did you even do
Looks like they tried to throw out the soil but couldn’t get rid of it lol
The conclusion was to maintain the status quo.
“I haven’t even visited the village once yet, so I’ll take everything slowly, sell all the items, and try to find a fishing rod.”
Almond still burned with determination about fishing.
“No, if I sold all of that I could buy a house too, so why a fishing rod? lol”
Wouldn’t the village economy collapse if you brought that in? lol
That damn fishing rod lol
Alimony lol
-Wait for us, Cheese Village! Here comes e-commerce~!
[Movement Speed -50%]
His movement speed had slowed considerably, but he took off anyway.
Toward Cheese Village where everyone was gathered!
Boing… Boing… Boing…!

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