Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 952

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 083
28. If You’re Going to Do This, Don’t Do It (2)
When I think about it, it was like this from the very beginning.
“Don’t you think those people might have fishing rods too?”
No one had any certainty that Salt and Huchoo would have fishing rods.
There was no evidence of it anywhere to begin with.
I simply assumed they might have such things because Zhang Fei’s equipment looked pretty good—that was all.
But I insisted that the process of vaguely searching for a fishing rod just became a little… excessive.
No lol that’s too much haha
-Really nothing? You’re not lying, right?
The ending is insane lol
A meaningless death…lol
-Take responsibility! Take responsibility! Take responsibility!
-Almond, explain yourself!
Looking at the chat growing increasingly heated over the two’s pointless deaths, the public sentiment was not in my favor.
If this were the usual me, I would have simply ignored it and steadily continued my journey to find a fishing rod.
But that wasn’t the case in Cheese Village.
True to a village created by an internet streaming platform, the viewers held considerable power here.
-Rubima, how about punishing him with “instant death”?
-Hang him~
-Execute him! For 1 million won!
No matter how good you are at the game, you’re getting cut at 1 million won here lol
If viewers threw 1 million won at me, I would die instantly.
There was no dodging or escaping. I would simply die by the system.
I, who had tried to ignore the chat, suddenly opened my eyes wide.
‘That can’t happen.’
It would be a waste to die here after obtaining this equipment.
I decided to change my perspective a bit.
I launched into an argument that the two’s deaths were not pointless.
“Everyone. Those deaths were not pointless. Look.”
*Click.*
I held up the sword.
-?
-??
-What is it
“I got a sword so I can hunt monsters, right? If you look at the fishing rod combination description, it says to obtain ‘thread bundle’ from a giant spider monster. Without this sword, I can’t hunt the monster, can I? So those two were indeed sacrificed for fishing.”
Haha?
-Dog logic activated
Haha, it’s a bit weird, but somehow it works.
Look at him making excuses he wouldn’t normally make because he’s genuinely scared he might die lol
-If you catch fish with that sword, I’ll acknowledge it
So it’s okay to be sacrificed for fishing??? lol The worldbuilding is hard to follow;
At this point, the atmosphere was just letting it slide.
The point of discussion had become muddled.
Almond nodded his disproportionately large head with satisfaction.
Pabababam~!
“!?”
Insane?
Almond’s eyes nearly bulged out of his head.
That sound only played when a donation of over one million won came through.
[BigSon has donated 1,010,000 won!]
[Oops, my hand slipped and I added another 10,000 won~]
It was 1,010,000 won, not exactly one million.
He’d narrowly avoided instant death.
“…Phew.”
Almond patted his startled chest.
Hahahahahahaha
hahaha that expression haha
-lol
This needs to be turned into a gif lolol
Your eyes look like rockets lol
With his head already so large, his expressions were always visible, and his genuine shock was on full display.
He bowed his oversized head in gratitude.
“BigSon, thank you for the donation. I’ll continue with the fishing content.”
Just as he was about to set off to hunt down the spider monster that supposedly existed somewhere.
Ding.
[Rubisword has donated 20,000 won!]
[But where do I need to go?]
“Uh….”
Almond had no way of knowing.
In fact, no one could know.
The Cheese Village server had just opened. Where each monster was located remained a mystery.
Haha, I didn’t know that.
-Of course he doesn’t
-Just give up on fishing?
I have a feeling that when you go to the village, an NPC will probably be selling fishing rods lol
-Let’s go to the village first
Reading through the chat, Almond shook his large head vigorously.
He couldn’t give up on fishing here.
“No. I have a way.”
-?
-What method?
-Wow, this guy reads viewer chat so well. Is this your first time?
-What is it?
“I can summon monsters.”
Thump.
Almond suddenly held up a donation sign in his hand.
==== ====
5,000 Won = Cheese Cookie
10,000 Won = Random Buff
100,000 Won = Random Status Ailment
300,000 Won = Random Monster Summon
1,000,000 Won = Instant Death
==== ====
His finger pointed to the 300,000 won donation.
Random monster summon.
-??
-He’s asking for money lol
-The method checks out though
-This donation bait is insane lol
-Collection expert lol
-When will the spider show up lol
-Is he a genius?
Explicit donation requests were considered taboo behavior.
So Almond quickly put the sign away and played innocent.
“Oh, I just meant there is a way, you know? I was obviously going to go catch the spider anyway. I’m not sure how long it’ll take though…”
And yet, for some reason, Almond just stood there waiting quietly.
-He hasn’t moved a single step lol
-Relentless! Nut Fans!
-Acting like he won’t stream unless we summon it
-lol someone just donate a million won
-Do streamers have unions?
“Oh, no. It’s not like that. I’m just checking the map for a moment?”
Almond’s eyes were looking at a completely different location than the map.
It was where the chat window was.
-His eyes are rolling back~
-Since he’s so small, we can see everything lol
-lol so cute
-Want to give him a flick on the forehead
Flick!
At that very moment, the blast of a trumpet pierced through the air.
[Rubisword has donated 300,000 won!]
[Summoning Magic!]
-Whoa
-Of course, it’s Rubima
-“The master of the broadcast”
-Uzumaki Rubisword has arrived
-Lolol
[Random Monster Summoned]
Boom!
A monster materialized in response to Rubisword’s cry.
An enormous plume of white smoke billowed upward.
“Thank you so much, Rubisword!”
As the smoke cleared, what emerged was a colossal….
“…a dragon?”
A dragon!
-?
-Insane lol
-The princess’s summoning magic is too strong
-This is crazy
-Lololol this is nuts
-Karma
The dragon threw back its head toward the sky and roared.
“Roooaaarrr!”
Its reptilian pupils slitted as it fixed its gaze upon Almond.
Reflected in those eyes, Almond appeared as nothing more than a helpless two-inch figure.
“W-well then, let me try to defeat it.”
Almond hesitated for a moment before swinging his blade.
Boom!
“!?”
Boom?
Not a metallic clang, but boom?
That’s right.
The sword had shattered.
Unable to pierce the dragon’s scales at all, the blade crumbled instead.
In Survival Craft, equipment differences by grade are stark and absolute.
When touching something from an overwhelmingly higher tier, durability vanishes in an instant.
-Lololololololol
-No way lol
-Can’t do it with current items
Ding.
[Aoseo Teacher! Someone donated 20,000 won]
[Your current item is a steel sword. To hunt a dragon, you need at least adamantite lol]
As someone pointed out through their donation, the difference in weapon grades here was absolute.
Moreover, dragon hunting was essentially end-game content.
Defeating one at this stage was impossible.
Grrrrr….
Flames began to kindle in the dragon’s mouth.
My single strike had clearly irritated it.
‘Where was that again.’
I quickly rummaged through my inventory.
There was something I’d glimpsed earlier.
“Found it!”
[Village Return Scroll]
Poof!
Return scrolls here cast instantly.
My body vanished immediately, and a blazing inferno consumed the space where I’d stood.
Whoooosh!!
“…?”
The dragon stopped its flames upon realizing there was nothing left on the blackened ground.
“Grrr….”
It paused briefly, sniffing the air.
It was searching for that fearless human who had dared to strike it.
Soon, it unfurled its wings, and a fierce wind scattered the ashes across the field.
Whoooosh!
Its massive body lifted skyward, and it began gliding freely through the air.
Thus, a wild dragon was released into the Cheese Village server.

* * *
Meanwhile, Almond found himself summoned to the village.
Now that he’d arrived in town, fishing would have to wait for a while.
‘Was I being greedy?’
It seemed like he was being punished for his excessive ambition—trying to earn 300,000 won and catch a spider all at once.
The viewers shared his sentiment, finding the situation absolutely satisfying.
Ding!
[Gaji-bokkeun donated 3,000 won.]
[Hooray! Princess Ruby has vanquished the demon of fishing!]
-Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!
hahahaha for real
-Ah, that’s refreshing! Now that’s proper stir-fried eggplant
Hahaha the fishing devil hahaha
-Finally made it to the village
-Get rid of Almond! Replace him with Ruby!
-Cheese’s spring…
The viewers were now plotting a coup d’état.
These guys?
“All nicknames are banned.”
Almond confidently asserted the bans while glaring at the chat window, but then—
‘Oh.’
Juhyeok wasn’t here right now.
He too had entered the server today and was currently working with the Cheese Village staff.
-?
-Hodu’s not here today~
Haha, is that so? No way!
-No-Hodu faction is insane
Learning that Hodu was absent, more donations poured in with renewed excitement.
Ding.
[Gaji-bokkeun donated 3,000 won.]
[Push the impeachment donation! Rubisword to parliament!]
hahahahahaha
Haha, impeachment and yet they’re calling it support?
-Is that asking for a million won?
Haha, that’s so exciting!
Hahaha, that’s hilarious!
Nick’s doing whatever he wants too lol
Almond considered manipulating the information window himself to issue bans, but decided it might be better to let the viewers enjoy themselves just for today.
Thanks to that, the big donors got excited and started throwing donations left and right.
Boom!
[Soryongpo has donated 200,000 won!]
[Send Rubisword to Parliament!]
-Haha
-Lol
-Now that’s what I’m talking about
-Party membership complete lol
[Rubisword has donated 100,000 won!]
[Almond… Attention.]
Ting!
Almond suddenly froze solid.
[Random Status Abnormality]
[Frozen]
-She actually froze him lolololol
-Wow lol
-Ice Princess Rubisword oof
-Now that’s the way~
-The viewers are king, that’s what I’m saying!
-So satisfying lol hahaha
-Feels so good~
The viewers were so delighted that despite being frozen, Almond couldn’t help but chuckle.
It wasn’t because of the flood of donations—it was because the viewers looked so happy.
“Ah… This is, this is quite troublesome….”
-Your mouth corners are ascending though?
-lol one ice freeze for 100k won, you sure that’s troublesome~
-In the end the Nut Fans are the real winners lol
-(Glad I came to Cheese Village) he’s thinking lol
While frozen, I took a moment to survey my surroundings.
‘Since I’m already in the village, should I chat with the other streamers?’
Having arrived in Cheese Village, I decided to postpone fishing for now and greet the other streamers.
‘Huh?’
But something felt off.
‘What is this place….’
As I looked around.
The scenery was far too different from the Cheese Village I knew.
Even though I’d only been here briefly after respawning, I remembered that landscape and atmosphere vividly.
The sunlight had been bright and warm, and there were many trees around.
Nothing like the gloomy and murky feeling of this place.
‘What is this place.’
Pang.
The frozen state lifted.
Almond walked carefully, surveying his surroundings.
The very composition of the ground here was completely different.
[Iron]
Iron ore was embedded throughout the earth.
Those dark patches—I’d wondered what they were, but they were iron ore.
Following the iron ore deposits, I continued walking and observing the village.
There were already quite a few constructed buildings here.
Some structures were so meticulously crafted that I could only conclude no player had built them—the quality was simply too high.
It looked like it would take at least two days to construct. And the materials used were nothing less than….
[Obsidian]
The subtly violet-tinted walls were elegant yet unsettling.
I considered mining it, but that proved impossible.
[Interference Blocked Zone]
The moment I touched it with the intent to mine, this message appeared.
-What? Interference blocking is already active?
-What is this place???
-Cheese Village is already like this??
-Huh?
Obsidian is crazy/insane.
-Whose house is this???
The viewers were beginning to sense something was off.
I walked carefully along the building’s wall.
‘Hm?’
There were wanted posters lined up along the path.
“Everyone, this….”
The poster read:
[WANTED]
And the face drawn on that poster looked unmistakably like my character.
-?
-Almond?
What the heck is this?
A village with a bounty on Almond’s head.
I could quickly figure out where I was.
-So this is the village of those guys who died earlier? They don’t respawn in Cheese Village?
and lol
Lol I guess that’s what happens when you use the return letter they were using
That’s crazy lol
I’ve ended up in enemy territory lol
‘Oh no.’
I was standing in the very center of Paprika Village.
Surrounded by wanted posters bearing his own face.

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