Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 910

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 41
14. Assemble! (2)
Almond’s physiognomy deduction theory continued unabated.
-Someone stop him
Haha, but is that actually right?
-Instead of filtering in one go, let’s find evidence in the game, yeah?
Since I’ve already solved the math problem, it’s Amondo’s strong period lol
My mind was growing impatient because of the Powerking mission.
I wanted to deduce as quickly as possible and eliminate the mastermind.
Ding.
[Math Ghost donated 10,000 won.]
[You have talent in mathematics… how about arithmetic instead of deduction?]
Someone donated to try to stop me.
“Yes. Thank you, Deduction Ghost.”
Hahaha, that’s so funny!
I just can’t hear it lol
I guess I’ll just change my ID now lol
Amond’s deduction riding a treadle saw is crazy, I can’t hear anything~
Detective ghosts are just annoying~lol
I couldn’t hear any of it anymore.
I wouldn’t stop searching for suspicious people with eyes blazing.
Until someone dies!
“Well then, everyone? Shall we take our seats?”
That’s when it happened.
The teacher stood in the center of the club room, as if a proper modeling lecture was about to begin.
The students sat in a circle around her.
Ding.
[Rubisword donated 10,000 won.]
[Mafia, raise your head. Ta-dah~]
Hahahahaha
-That’s literally what’s about to happen
Hahaha lol hahaha
-It’s a mafia game
Ding.
[Factus donated 3,000 won.]
[Reason no one has died yet: because it’s an advertisement lol]
hahaha for real
-If you don’t want to die, pay up~
Haha, but at least I’m drawing the line somewhere.
I got caught…ㄷㄷ
Once all the children had taken their seats, the teacher introduced himself.
“Welcome to the Model Club, everyone. I’m Seong-eun Chae, your instructor. Since you’ve all come here through the kindness of wonderful people, I hope we can have a great time together.”
Wooow.
The students applauded.
“For our first day, the seniors will demonstrate the catwalk, and the newcomers will follow along. First, let me show you.”
The teacher demonstrated the walking posture.
With a gracefully cinched waist, gliding forward with such elegance—it was exactly like the models you’d see in commercials.
“Wow~”
“Now, shall the seniors give it a try?”
The seniors stood up, assumed their posture, and demonstrated their walk.
“Ooh.”
“Hmm.”
The close juniors marveled and applauded.
Some of the seniors wore awkward smiles.
That’s when it happened.
Balloon Gum, with his extensive gaming experience, sensed something dangerous.
‘Wait… do I have to do this too?’
He was forty years old.
Red hair, trendy hip clothes—and now he had to do a model catwalk.
“Alright. Daeman Jeong?”
“…?”
Everyone turned to look at Balloon Gum.
-He said it was an exorcism game lol
-lololol
-Does he have to do this??
-He might actually need exorcising
-Is exorcism short for “exorcise forty”?
Balloon Gum’s face flushed red.
‘Oh no.’
For a game streamer, this wasn’t particularly difficult.
Playing the clown for a bit on a personal broadcast was nothing.
But there was one thing different from his usual personal streams.
“The student next to you is also a friend, right? Want to try together?”
He had to do the catwalk with Almond!
The comparison would undoubtedly be stark.
He might face something even more pathetic than Suyeon’s “Wow, he’s really ugly, kick!”
“Wow~!”
That’s when it happened.
Someone’s cheering voice rang out.
“You both look great~!”
Balloon Gum’s eyes widen dramatically.
‘What did he say?’
Haha, again?
-???: Everyone… said that to me
-Haha
Was that the same person from earlier? Seems like they’re just a naturally kind NPC lol
Emboldened by his praise, Balloon Gum gathered his courage.
“I’ll do it. That’s what a streamer does.”
He swayed his red hair and baggy pants dramatically, attempting to mimic the model’s walk as best he could.
Huff. Huff.
hahahahaha
I’m crying / Boo hoo / Wahhh
-Dad earns money like this!!
-The weight of being a provider… (he’s the heaviest)
Oh my goodness / Oh no
Contrary to the chat’s pitiful reactions.
“Oh….”
“You did well.”
“Yeah, yeah.”
“Way to go~ Man~!”
The students responded one by one with encouragement.
‘Huh? What’s this?’
From his gaming experience, Balloon Gum could sense it.
There was some kind of evaluation system at work.
Why?
He couldn’t determine that much.
What was certain was this.
‘Choosing the Model Club was the right call.’
The fact that they paid this much attention suggested the Model Club was indeed the correct route.
“Good. That was good.”
Finally, the Teacher clapped and gave his evaluation.
-Ooh
-Success on the first try??
-He said it was good?? Crazy
For Balloon Gum, it was quite a favorable evaluation.
“See? Everyone. You got recognized~”
Of course, evaluations were always relative.
“Alright. Who’s next?”
Clap.
Almond appeared, stepping forward to the Teacher’s applause.
He flips his blonde hair and begins his model walk.
Truth be told, his mind is completely occupied with finding the culprit, so he’s just going through the motions with the walk.
He’s simply moving as if he’s just mimicking how the teacher walked.
But then—
“Wooooow!”
Clap clap clap.
The children cheer and applaud.
Some of the kids jump to their feet and shout.
“That’s insane?!”
“A legendary talent!”
One thug even does a handstand.
“You’ve flipped the stage!”
It’s not the stage that’s been flipped—it’s him.
-??
lol so funny haha
-Face ID is disgusting
What the heck is a handstand? lol
Lol this is hilarious
-Using his body and getting beauty points too? Free pass
Haha, isn’t this the original reaction???
Bubble gum facial expression lol
Watching the club students react like monkeys in a zoo, Balloon Gum couldn’t help but feel betrayed.
After all, when he did his walk, they just sat there with their legs crossed and clapped—that was it.
It was actually an obvious result.
The mechanism of doing model walks well or poorly was all about how precisely you moved—it was essentially no different from combat ability.
Almond, with his exceptional physical prowess, had no choice but to excel at it. It was absolutely not because of his face.
Of course, Balloon Gum, having endured what he had, couldn’t think that way.
“Damn handsome face.”
Ding.
[Kkeom Theater donated 3,000 won.]
[Balloon Gum hates being handsome. He just hates it.]
Hahahahaha
-Mister Gum! In your next life, please~! Be born handsome!
“The documentary narrator’s voice lol”
What does it even mean to be handsome?
“Gum Life Theater lol”
“I’m not that level, okay? Huh? I’m not at the point where I hate handsome people that much, okay?”
Ding.
[Yaunya donated 5,000 won.]
[Don’t get all sulky~]
Hahahahaha
Hahaha, that’s hilarious!
I can’t provide a meaningful translation for this text as it appears to be gibberish or corrupted characters rather than standard Korean.
I’m crying / I’m so sad
“….”
Caught in the crossfire of donations and chat spam, Balloon Gum found himself at a loss for words.
In desperation, he began searching frantically for someone.
“Damn it… where, where are you? My savior, Senior! Senior!!!”
Gum-shaped ㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Everyone’s looking for it lol
Hahaha, do you really have to go this far? Hahaha
-Senpai~
That Senior—the only one who had ever called Balloon Gum handsome.
He desperately wanted to see him.
He glanced around until he spotted his Senior’s location.
“Sen… huh?”
But Almond was already pointing directly at that Senior.
The very Senior who had called him handsome.
‘Excluding the culprit?’
Almond had been systematically eliminating people who seemed unlikely to be the culprit—those with too many polygons, unfavorable facial features, and so on.
It appeared the Senior had fallen into that category as well.

* * *
“What?”
Manager Kim grumbled as if he was no longer falling for it.
He spoke louder, as if reassuring himself.
“After all, if I just pick anyone at random to exclude, statistically speaking? Of course they’re not the culprit!”
No matter who Almond randomly pointed to, statistically speaking, they couldn’t be the culprit.
Physiognomy deduction, polygon deduction.
It would all be nonsense.
“Exactly. That’s right.”
Manager Kim’s sound reasoning was largely thanks to Manager Kim’s efforts.
After several rounds of persuasion, he had successfully freed Manager Kim from his “Almond Deduction Phobia.”
But then—
“Huh?”
“!”
Both their eyes went wide.
They had confirmed the person Almond had pointed to.
“Puhahahaha!”
The Kim Kim Duo burst into laughter simultaneously.
“He got it wrong after all! What?”
“Right? Even with such high odds, something like this happens! We’re having good luck!”
Well, the one person Almond had chosen to exclude from being the culprit was actually the culprit.
Though he had narrowed down quite a few people, the odds were still less than one in twenty. Yet he had gotten it wrong here.
Almond would come up with another ridiculous reason to exclude that person.
Then the deduction would fall into complete chaos, and eventually they’d have to go step by step and conduct proper reasoning. The time required would grow exponentially longer and longer.
“The day of sunshine has come! Kyaaaaa!”
Manager Kim laughed heartily and raised his beer can.
“Craaaah!”
Manager Kim also excitedly toasted with his beer can.
Clang.
The sound of two beer cans colliding.
‘Huh?’
No, that wasn’t the sound.
[Clang]
It was a sound coming from the monitor.
“Cl… clang?”
The Kim Kim Duo’s eyes trembled simultaneously.
Just like the beer cans they were holding.
Their bodies shook so violently that if their blood had been carbonated, it would have burst and overflowed.
“Wh-what? Why a clang? What?”
“….”
Kim Gwajang grabs Manager Kim’s shoulder and shakes it as if urging him to explain quickly.
But it’s not Manager Kim who begins the explanation—it’s Almondil.

* * *
“Taang.”
I thought I’d excluded the culprit, but suddenly I point to someone as the criminal.
-?
-??
-Taang?
-Here we go again lol
-Number 4 yikes
-Let’s see the reasoning lol
The viewers dismissed it as another one of my episodes without taking it seriously.
Given the nature of my reasoning, it was only natural.
“Just look at the criminal’s appearance.”
-What kind of evidence is that lol
-Just look lol
-Now he’s not even making up reasons anymore lol
“The polygon count is approximately 20% higher, you see?”
I explain while raising my index finger as if presenting a very plausible piece of evidence.
-lololol
-20% higher polygon count lol he’s just throwing out math since he’s good at it lol
-His expression is almost scientific deduction but it’s actually physiognomy reading lol
-He’s so serious about it that it’s actually infuriating lol
Bang!
At that moment, someone slams the table in anger.
“Hey now!”
It’s Balloon Gum.
Balloon Gum was dumbfounded.
Out of all these people, him!?
‘Come on, I want to hear someone say I’m handsome too!’
He points accusingly and approaches me.
“Mond! That senior isn’t that kind of person!”
“No, I’m certain though…”
“How can you be sure based on just polygons!”
“No, seriously, this person definitely has way more!”
Balloon Gum waves his hand to block me.
“No! Anyway, it’s definitely not this person!”
The only person who ever told him he was handsome.
The only senior he could ever rely on.
That person was actually the head of evil, a lackey of the organization.
Everything that person said was cunning deception!
Balloon Gum desperately denied it.
Why are you like that lol
-This is so pathetic;
I can’t provide a reliable translation for this text as it appears to contain corrupted or garbled characters that don’t form coherent Korean words.
He’s practically my own son lol
Almond’s viewers, unaware of the situation, spammed question marks, but for Balloon Gum, it was a desperate battle.
And for the Kim Kim Duo watching this unfold, it was the same.
“Please! If there’s a God! This can’t be happening!?”
“Balloon Gum, win! Just once!”
They too cheered desperately for Balloon Gum.
However, at this very moment.
A desperate message arrives on the phones of certain people.
Ding.
[CEO: Modeling Department. Assemble.]
‘…What?’
The employees who woke up rubbing their sleepy eyes wore bewildered expressions.

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