Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 743
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 3 Episode 213
70. Jakboil (3)
Upon reading this, Juhyeok’s expression turned blank.
“I did hope to become a topic of conversation, but….”
The more attention the Korean-Japanese War drew, the more he stood to gain from it.
“Though I certainly didn’t hope for a fire.”
Excess is never good.
Moderation is best in all things. Too much attention could literally burn everything down.
Zzzzzing.
Just then, a call came through to Juhyeok’s phone.
It was the Factory Manager.
“Hello.”
-Yes. This is Duil Factory. Did you call us?
“Ah. Yes. I was wondering how much quantity we could manage.”
He had placed an additional order with the factory the moment the Korean-Japanese War was confirmed.
Since the production line was already established, additional orders were possible.
Of course, there were limits to this as well.
“Ah. Then please fill everything to maximum and produce it.”
-Pardon? Maximum capacity?
“Yes.”
-My goodness. CEO, did you strike it rich? Just before, you were trembling and asking if we could cancel mid-production!
“Haha….”
-But CEO. With these additional orders, we might not be able to meet the deadline due to circumstances… so we need to set some priorities.
It seemed uncertain whether all items could be produced at maximum capacity while meeting the deadline.
“Ah. Then… please make the ‘Mom I Want to Grow Up and Become Almond’ suit first priority.”
The ‘Mom I Want to Grow Up and Become Almond’ suit.
It was the suit from that line: ‘Mom, when I grow up, I want to become Almond.’
It was a piece of clothing with an insane concept, transferred from Disworld’s merchandise to reality.
Given its volume, it also had the highest profitability.
However….
-Um, the ‘Mom I Want to Grow Up’… no, wait, this one?
From the Factory Manager’s perspective, he doubted whether many people would actually buy such a thing.
Once you put it on, you’d literally become a giant Almond itself.
It was clothing that felt completely devoid of realism or practicality.
-Understood. You’d know better than anyone, CEO.
In any case, there was no time for back-and-forth when he was placing an order.
“Yes. Please start production immediately.”
-Yes!
After placing an order for a sufficient quantity of merchandise.
Juhyeok stared at the community with determined eyes.
‘That’s right. Do I only row when the water rises? I should row when fire comes too.’
He intended to convert this raging inferno into pure profit.
Perhaps the true fire burning was in his heart.
* * *
While the Korean-Japanese War set both nations ablaze, the rest of the overseas communities beyond East Asia didn’t view it as particularly significant.
They’d vaguely heard about the historical animosity rooted in colonial relations, but dismissed it as mere background noise.
It was much like how Koreans intellectually understood the India-England relationship but couldn’t grasp how heated an issue it truly was.
Nevertheless, mentions of Almond were proliferating across overseas communities.
[I thought Kenin was the best, but I never expected such a stark skill gap]
[The archery prowess of Joseon we never knew about.jpg]
[Did Kenin really get crushed without landing a single move? I can’t believe it.]
Almond had brutally dismantled Kenin, who was considered the top-ranked Archer.
[What level is Almond’s skill even at???]
They naturally wanted to know exactly where Almond’s abilities stood.
-He schooled the current 1st Place, so he’s gotta be the best, right?
└One win isn’t enough to say that
└But the gap was way too huge
└It was three times though????
└Did you see him use special arrows? He’s literally special forces sniper level
└We need to see next year too
Of course, even though Almond’s archery was overwhelmingly dominant throughout the match, Kenin’s accumulated achievements couldn’t be overturned in a single contest.
However, everyone was now forced to acknowledge that he was an extraordinarily skilled player.
[There’s definitely something mysterious about Far Eastern martial arts.]
[He’s from a Korean archery background. Truly no.1]
[Korean archery + Korean game = GOAT]
Some attributed it to East Asian martial traditions, others to Koreans’ natural gaming talent or archery prowess, and interest in him surged considerably.
[What exactly is ‘Chiki-cha’?]
Questions about what Chiki-cha was began emerging.
Meanwhile, mentions of Almond were also increasing significantly domestically.
But the reason was somewhat different.
Big) I was living in Japan and suddenly saw Almond as a trending search on Yahoo, so I thought there was some massive sale happening
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But it was Sang-hyun all along lol
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hahahahahaha
Hahaha, that’s so funny!
lol
-Seriously terrifying
He had become a trending search on Yahoo, Japan’s popular portal. The reason was obvious.
It was because of his interview.
The Japanese searched for Almond to identify him and curse him out.
Big) Japanese reactions going absolutely crazy lolol
Someone had captured screenshots of the Japanese reactions and posted them on the Big forum.
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-So who are you? Are you tall?
-Go to the Netherlands and you’d be Japanese too www
-Americans can’t tell the difference anyway. South Korea. North Korea. Japan. China.
-Joseon always carries an inferiority complex.
-Pushing for a K-pop boycott.
-Stupid nonsense. There’s no way this is a misunderstanding. The malice swirls like a whirlwind.
-It’s not about height for Joseon, it’s about that place being small, right? wwww
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Crude insults poured out as if they were extremely angry.
-Can’t counter-argue so just bash randomly lololol
-The Japanese kids got scratched lolol
└For real lolol They got properly scratched
-Since they really didn’t know, it was just an ultimate critical hit lololol
└If there were 10,000 universes where you could land a hit, our universe would probably be the most critical
└lmao222
└lololol
With so many people quite angry, Almond’s RuneStar account came under attack again.
This was something he’d experienced once before during the dispute with Spain.
[+999]
His DM notification window was completely flooded with messages.
Sanghyeon could now read the contents without even looking.
“It’s probably about that place being small again, I suppose.”
He answered while putting his phone back in his pocket, resting on the dormitory sofa.
He was responding to Pangeo’s question about whether he was okay.
“Ugh. It’s relentless. Truly relentless.”
“It’s natural for relentless things to happen when you become well-known.”
“No. I mean you. You bastard!”
“…?”
Pangeo found it truly relentless how Sanghyeon conducted his interviews despite facing such enormous backlash.
Not a matter of right or wrong, just relentless.
“Take care of yourself.”
As his older brother, he was genuinely worried about Sanghyeon.
After all, truly crazy people always exist in society.
“….”
Sanghyeon fell silent for a moment at those words.
I cautiously asked Pangeo.
“Um… Should I clarify? I didn’t actually intend to insult all Japanese people.”
“How would you even explain that?”
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Meanwhile, Juhyeok had just finished placing the factory order.
He was beginning to feel worried.
“…Man. This is burning longer than I expected.”
Right now—naturally—Korea was taking it in stride, and Japan had simply misunderstood, so there wasn’t any particular malice directed at Almond, but.
“At this rate, the arrow’s going to come back.”
There were cases where it suddenly became Almond’s fault instead.
Public opinion was simply impossible to control.
In the midst of this, I spotted a post like this.
Big) Honestly, this didn’t blow up because of Almond, but because of the Japanese media’s sensationalist wording
This was exactly what Juhyeok wanted to hear.
“Right. How is this Almond’s fault?”
The Japanese media had deliberately written sensationalist articles for views.
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Look at this.
[Before the Quarterfinals, emphasized twice: “It’s real. Really small.” What’s Korea’s strategy?]
[Almond “Island nations are short” expressing confidence in headshots]
This definitely wasn’t something Almond actually said. It’s the media’s sensationalist wording.
Anyway, then.
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Hahahahaha
-No way. He wouldn’t say something like that.
-Why is this like this lol
(Fact) I’ve said all of this before, one by one lol
Honestly, it’s really small though <<< I'm being serious lol
-The "real real small" statement is legendary fr
The Japanese kids must be so shocked inside lol
hahahahahaha
After reading the post contents, Juhyeok was left speechless.
So that's how it is.
Juhyeok considered himself foolish for hoping otherwise and checked another post.
Big) Coming from the future. Revealing the Korean-Japanese War MVP.
The MVP for a Korean-Japanese War that hadn't even started yet had already been announced.
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And that was…
A l m o n d
Players ranked 173 and below were instantly eliminated on the spot using the "Peninsula" faction—that's how Almond carried the game.
I saw it myself.
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Hahahahaha (laughing)
-What's with the instant kill
-Faction: Almond becomes a god
Lol peninsula person
Oh no, I'm dead too.
Pfft.
Even Juhyeok couldn't help but laugh upon reading this post.
It was simply ridiculous.
"Ha. I suppose this nonsense should start dying down soon."
Fortunately, there was still quite a bit of time before the Japan match, so he figured it would likely fade by the time the game started.
That's what he believed.
If only he hadn't seen this absurd notification that suddenly popped up on his Rune Star account.
[Almond is now live streaming!]
"!?"
* * *
-???
-What
-Wait, a Rune Star live stream? Why?
Why didn't you bring Trivia? lol
-Is it because of that Japan thing
Did you feel like your life was in danger lol
Since Sanghyeon going live on the Rune Star platform was virtually unprecedented, people rushed in out of sheer curiosity.
[Current Viewers: 7,000]
At first, the numbers weren't as massive as Trivia, but as Japanese followers—likely with malicious intent—flooded in, the viewer count steadily climbed.
[Current Viewers: 21,000]
It surpassed 20,000.
-Is that Pangeo next to him?
Hahaha
The Japanese people are here lol
Why are you so handsome and charming again? ㅠ
-Wow wow
-I'm Japanese. I'm a fan! You're so handsome!
Among the Japanese viewers who came live, quite a few appeared to be genuine fans.
"Ahem. Ahem."
Sanghyeon cleared his throat briefly.
"Hello everyone."
I opened the broadcast with a greeting.
The chat window filled with countless hellos.
"The reason I turned on the broadcast isn't trivia… Do you see the DM window here right now?"
-?
-???
-How are we supposed to see that lol
"Right here. Look."
Sanghyeon pointed to one side of his phone.
-No way lolololol
-This isn't trivia
-This is reality, Sanghyeon…
-This is totally a lie lol
"Ah. You can't see it. I have 99999 DMs."
-999 is the maximum though
-Just saying whatever since we can't see lol
-99,999 DMs lololololol
"You can't see it, so how would you know."
-??
-?
-???
-Invincible logic lol
-Actually I can see it
"You really can see it? Thank goodness."
-…?
-Are you serious lol…
-I'm dizzy
-Nut Shake lololol you fell for it again
-Reminds me of the Zombie School bathroom incident lololol
-Damn lol
"Ah, I know you can't see it… *clears throat*."
My face flushed for a moment as I turned away.
Of course, I still had to say what I needed to say, so I looked back at the screen.
"So what these DMs are… they're all curses. Of course, I haven't checked them."
-????
-Lololol
-But how do you know they're curses lol
-Is it Japanese? lol
"You wouldn't understand, but when a RuneStar follower exceeds 100,000, you develop the ability to know without checking. They're all curses."
ㅠㅠ (crying/tears)
-Ah lol anyway, those without followers don't know lol
-Insider faction lol
He held the phone closer to his face as he clarified.
"I need to explain something. Everyone. I wasn't trying to insult Japanese people."
-lol
-sudden apology
-already too late I'm pretty sure like 3 ninjas have already been deployed lmao
-kek
Usually when people apologize, don't they put the camera farther away? lol
-the desperate struggle of someone who wants to live
Why are you so close? lol
"I didn't say Japanese people are small. It's just that they happened to be small, so headshots were easier to land. It just so happened that they were Japanese."
For a moment, the live chat seemed to lag. Everyone had momentarily stopped typing.
-???
-?
Haha, that's hilarious!
-this is an apology broadcast… right?
I came to pour oil lol
Of all people, it turned out to be a Japanese person lol
I can't laugh that hard lol
-???: My fist didn't hit you, your jaw hit my fist.
Hahahahahaha
My words seemed to have been conveyed differently than I intended.
"Anyway, I wasn't trying to insult Japanese people… huh? What? Oh, food? Okay."
I could hear Pangeo calling me, saying it was time for lunch.
"Right. I'll end the broadcast here. I need to go eat."
-???
-huh?
Nope, haha
If it's rice, it's okay lol
Haha, that's hilarious!
-Koreans eat rice
-kebab (ninja) and then rice goes down again?!
I can't translate this as it's not a complete Korean word or phrase. The characters "-ㅁㅊ" appear to be fragments of Korean consonants without vowels, making them impossible to form a meaningful word or translate.
"Wait, didn't you say you only eat almonds?? lol"
I can't provide a reliable translation for this text as it appears to contain corrupted characters, typos, and internet slang that make it unclear. The text doesn't form coherent Korean.
Ping.
[Broadcast Ended]
And the broadcast shut off.
Naturally, this live broadcast spread across the community.
[Breaking News) Almond Runestra apologizes on live broadcast ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
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2-Line Summary:
It wasn't that the Japanese person said he was small.
Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Japan that was small.
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"It turned out to be Japan when I looked closely" lol
I didn't say it like that, lol
"Lol I find this hilarious too ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ it's so ridiculous ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"
Hahahahahaha
I burst out laughing and spit out everything I was eating lol
Why is this so shocking/creepy?
Lol that's such a troublemaker move
This guy's got real natural talent lol
-"In the beginning, when Sang-hyun Yu was born, the Japanese person wept loudly."
"Conan, Kudo Shinichi-level case-solving ability, crazy impressive"
-This is K-pop
Contrary to his intentions, this incident only fueled the flames further.
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