Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 701
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 3 Episode 171
56. You Go to Valhalla (4)
Boom!
King Gul shot to his feet, his voice cracking with emotion as he roared.
“Valhallaaaaaaaa!”
“Kyaaaaaaaa!!”
Caster nearly wailed, clenching both fists with intensity.
“It worked! It actually worked!”
Almond had successfully delivered the Valhalla research to the Joseon main base in time.
“The Joseon soldiers waited in spirit form without resurrecting for this moment! For this very moment!”
“Everyone! Everyone believed in him! That he would pull it off!!!”
“Joseon!! Rise like hell and fight!!!”
“It works! This is really happening! The audience right now must be screaming like this!”
I’m crying / I’m so sad
-Wow
-Insane
Why is this so funny lolololol
-What is this??
-Joseon got this…?
-Rise like hell (literally)
-Damn, are they actually winning??
“Joseon! Rise once more! We fight now!!”
Boom──
Countless Joseon soldiers surge toward the Vikings.
“Now Joseon! They charge from the very spot where the Vikings rushed in moments ago!”
A roar that pierces the heavens, morale soaring.
Like an angry wave, they swept over the Viking forces in an instant, swallowing them whole.
Shing!
Joseon blades slash and pierce the Vikings, scattering their formations without restraint.
“Vikings! They can’t regain their composure!? Complete chaos!”
“They weren’t prepared for this at all!!!”
The Vikings fell into immediate panic.
Not a single soldier had anticipated that Joseon could seize Valhalla at this timing.
No one had predicted the battle would even reach the fourth era with Joseon still in it.
Accounting for such circumstances would be impossible unless one were a prophet.
“Ah! Even with experience! A moment of confusion! Seems unavoidable! Vikings! They’re shaken! Shaking!”
“Huh?! But! Vikings regaining organization bit by bit…!”
After somehow regaining their senses,
The Vikings restore their command structure, gathering around the Commander’s ping and the Valkyrie’s light, beginning to fight together.
Their axes began striking down on the Joseon soldiers with increasing frequency.
“The Vikings too! The Vikings still have plenty of forces in Valhalla! Listen up! From now on! From this moment, Joseon is what matters!”
“The Vikings! Their close-combat prowess is still overwhelming! If Joseon gets dragged into prolonged fighting, they can’t win! If they can’t finish this quickly and it drags on, they’ll lose again!”
“Now Joseon needs to make some kind of decisive──”
──TWAAAAAANG!!!
A piercing sound of air being torn asunder erupted from somewhere.
By the time I heard that sound, the situation had already unfolded.
“…!”
“Wh-what!?”
The commentators’ eyes widened at this sudden turn of events.
Countless Vikings suddenly collapsed backward all at once.
Thud…!
“Th-the Mounted Archer unit is baaaaaack!!”
King Gul noticed the situation and shouted at the top of his lungs.
The Mounted Archer unit had indeed been revived.
They had launched another volley of arrows from the forest direction.
The Vikings, who hadn’t accounted for the Mounted Archer unit at all, couldn’t respond and were nearly decimated.
“The Mounted Archers are shooting! Waaah! I’m the Mounted Archer! The Mounted Archer knows nothing! Just die!”
-???
Haha, seriously lol
What the heck lol
lol
Kyah
Ugh, this is so frustrating…
-Jumong! Close the shutters!
-Wow
The situation had reversed once more.
Rather, it would be more accurate to say a wedge had been driven in.
Now Joseon’s Swordsmen carved through the Vikings while receiving support from the Mounted Archer unit.
Shhhhwack!
Shwack!
The long curved blades and heavy Waldos sprayed increasingly more blood with each strike.
On the minimap, the red dots representing Vikings gradually began to be pushed back by the blue dots.
“Joseon sweeps them away beautifully!”
“Die! You barbarians! Dieeeee!”
King Gul punched the air excitedly.
“If you love Valhalla so much, go live there!”
lol that’s hilarious
I’m dying laughing hahahahaha
I can’t be certain of the meaning without more context, as “-ㄹㅇ” appears to be internet slang or an abbreviation in Korean. It could represent various things depending on the context. Could you provide more information about where this appears?
“Why won’t you go when they’re sending you to heaven lol”
-I’m going crazy lol
“You go!! To Valhalla!!!”
As he threw punches wildly into the air, Bread and Jesse’s blades clashed once more.
* * *
Clang…!
Two swords that had been cutting through enemies at the front of their respective formations collided.
“Hah… hah… nice to meet you again.”
Bread grinned and fixed his gaze on Jesse.
Emerald eyes reflected in the polished blade surface sparkled with mirth.
“It won’t last long anyway.”
Jesse’s blade slid along Bread’s sword and slipped through.
Shwiiing!
A slash boring into the upper body.
Bread twisted the angle and flicked it upward.
But his arm rose, leaving his upper torso completely exposed.
‘Now!’
Whoosh!
Jesse’s greatsword swung like a hidden blade, slashing horizontally.
But then—
Bread gripped his sword in reverse and blocked from above.
——Clang!
The blades collided, sending sparks flying.
The strike she thought would end it was blocked, and her hands tingled from the impact.
Jesse laughed bitterly and muttered.
“I shouldn’t have taught Almond that swordsmanship.”
Bread laughed back at her.
“I’m the one who taught you Almond’s swordsmanship?”
“…!”
Clang!
The two blades clashed again.
Jesse’s face, which always carried a hint of playfulness, instantly hardened into something fierce and menacing.
“What…?”
Ha.
She responded with a sinister smile.
“No wonder it felt sloppy!”
Clang!
The greatsword and curved blade, infused with fury, crossed paths.
Blade strikes exchanged endlessly.
Then, a faint whisper of wind reached their ears.
Whoosh──
In that instant, Bread’s eyes gleamed, and her blade cut through the air.
She seized that fleeting opening.
“Wha──?”
A moment of carelessness flickered in those emerald eyes.
──Thud.
Blood spattered across pale skin, spreading like crimson freckles.
The massive wings of light lost their radiance and vanished.
Why did that explanation about Valkyries cross my mind?
「Valkyries are goddesses who guide the souls of Viking warriors to Valhalla, yet she herself cannot be saved.」
Perhaps it was a reminder that this woman collapsing before me would not rise again.
Crash…!
Red hair mingled with earth and pooling blood, sinking into the ground.
It was truly crimson.
But──
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
An even more deafening roar swept across the arena.
The entire audience of South Korea was screaming toward her.
“Bread! Bread! Bread! Bread!”
Would you believe it if I told you a faint whistle pierced through that tremendous cheering?
Whiiiiiii…!
The sound of a hawk being released.
It was a sound that shouldn’t have been audible, since Dujun was no longer on the field.
Yet Bread heard it clearly.
Or so she believed.
* * *
Even the enemy’s special unit, the Valkyrie, had fallen.
“Joseon…! Joseon has achieved victory in battle! Joseon has won the central zone engagement!”
Caster cried out, overwhelmed with emotion.
“A perfect victory! They’ve won it all!!!”
-Wow
I’m crying / Sob sob sob
-I’m losing it
-This is seriously an incredible match
-Best match of the main tournament
“Sword against sword! They achieved such a decisive victory against the Vikings in close combat!? This is incredibly encouraging! It’s not just luck!!”
The Vikings were the civilization that had reached mastery in melee combat.
Though the mounted archer units provided support, Joseon faced them head-on and emerged victorious.
“Of course! Valhalla was there! But! Didn’t we also have our forces!?”
lol
It shouldn’t have existed in the first place lol
Hahaha
“The opponent too! The opponent died and came back! So we won in a fair test of pure strength!”
“Exactly! You know the saying—follow your friend to Gangnam! We just followed our friend to Valhalla! And it turns out I’m the stronger one!?”
“That’s right!”
-???
Following my friend to Bali lol
What are you talking about? Haha
We’re dying together anyway lol
I’m dying laughing ㅋㅋㅋ
Before the commentators’ excitement could settle, Joseon advanced past the central zone and pushed further ahead.
“Huh!? Joseon!? You’re advancing further!? Without gathering resources!?”
“It looks like Joseon is trying to strike while the iron is hot!”
The reason the all-out battle erupted in the central zone was to harvest its resources.
There were almost no remaining resources anywhere else except this central zone.
In other words, if Joseon secures and continues to extract these resources, eventually only Joseon will have resources.
Since war is conducted with money, it would certainly be a very advantageous situation.
“Exactly! People say war is fought with money! But you can’t beat someone with wads of cash!? War is actually fought with troops!!!”
Mining resources here is a safe choice, but it gives the Vikings a chance to recover their forces with the remaining resources.
“Don’t give the Vikings a chance to rise again! Just seal the gates of Valhalla! You all stay in there! That’s what this is!?”
“Yes! Closing the gates of Kuzme! Sealing Valhalla! They’re going in!!”
I can’t translate this as it’s not a meaningful Korean phrase – it appears to be keyboard characters or random consonants without vowels that don’t form actual words.
I’m dying laughing
Let me launch a paragraph crackdown lol
-Tightening discipline in Valhalla~!
The Joseon army pressed forward with momentum, heading straight for the Viking main base.
I had already received all the geographical information about the main base through Almond.
“Ah! Straight to the main base!? Is this! Are we just ending the game!? The resource lines don’t run through there!?”
“T-this is a completely sharp judgment!?”
They intended to draw out the supreme commander and end the game.
The Vikings couldn’t quickly replenish their forces that had vanished in an instant.
Joseon still had solid mounted archer units and swordsman units, and more troops were being added to their ranks.
“Ohhh! And our invisible hero! The unseen hero!! Almond has joined!!”
Almond rode up on horseback and joined the forces.
Since he was still a Chataemeen, he could fight while mounted on his horse.
“Just one man! But the Vikings know better! The terror of this one man! Not to mention the first battle! The second battle also had incredible contributions outside the battlefield!?”
“No need to say more! Didn’t Almond open the gates of Valhalla!! You’re not the only ones going to Gangnam!? Open the subway for us too! So! Almond opened the Bundang Line! Whoosh, he tore it right open!!”
Hahaha Shinbundang Line hahaha
-Bundang Line is the goat
-“Bundang land”
-???: How many grains of rice in Bundang land?
-Heh~
Gyeonggi Province’s hero Almond lol
“That gate Almond opened! Now with the other Joseon soldiers! We’re trying to close it again! We’re cracking down!”
“Ah… why, why is that!?”
“Ah… well, because we! We only want to ride it ourselves!? We came to Gangnam!”
Kicking a ladder is crazy/insane
The worldview is on shaky ground lol
A hastily made and clumsy steampunk orange ㅋㅋㅋ
Hahaha what is this lol
Nonsense punk lol
Caster is so funny lol why would they even ask that hahahaha
Anyway, I’m so happy we won ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
“W-while we’re talking, it’s getting tougher!!”
“The siege weapons are all here! Again!? Fiiiire!!”
The walls of the Viking main base crumbled, and at the same time, Joseon soldiers rushed in en masse.
They headed straight for the town hall—no, the royal palace.
The supreme commander was there.
There was no need to cut off each resource line one by one. Defeating just the supreme commander would end it.
“Right now the Vikings! They’re completely unprepared for this! A direct assault on the main base must have been unexpected!? And they don’t even have troops to defend!!”
“This is where Cookie’s true strength shows! Not giving them a chance to survive! Striking at the weak point until the very end! Just stabbing the weak point with a needle and killing them! A truly cruel commander!!!”
I’m dying laughing haha
How many times did you stab him for real?
Christmas Master stabbed a thousand times ㅠㅠ
My back’s about to give out lol
-Xmaster’s waist bends like a bow… Huh?
Joseon charges forward, pushing into the Viking main base.
Kuku-gung…!
The walls and buildings crumble mercilessly under the catapults, and the few soldiers are swept away by arrows and blades.
And finally, even the palace collapses.
“Ahhh! The Vikings are falling! In terms of the first era! The town hall! In other words! The main base is destroyed!!!”
The main base crumbles.
Those words were exactly right.
Inside that main base is the player with the highest individual value in this game.
“The supreme commander! The supreme commander is exposed completely defenseless!!”
Supreme Commander Xmaster reveals himself.
“Ahhh…! The Vikings’ production is now paralyzed! They need to rebuild the palace before any processes are possible… Essentially, it’s over now. Zuzu should come out, but since it’s the final match, Xmaster… turns around and flees!”
Xmaster fleeing alone before this massive army.
“Until the end! I’ll do my very best until the end! That’s excellent!”
“Joseon must pursue!”
Among the countless Joseon soldiers, Almond charges forward on horseback.
“Ah! Almond is going out!?”
“I’ll finish this! That’s it, right!?”
-Dude, what a man
-Nice
-Can’t miss the last hit lol
-Can’t resist the killing blow~
Almond, on horseback, nocks an arrow, fitting the arrowhead to the bowstring.
Grrrrr….
His eyes gleamed like a beast, as fierce as the guttural sound of the gakgung’s bowstring.
‘I need to know if it’s possible.’
Clop! Clop!
With each hoofbeat, his aim point swayed wildly up and down.
His right hand trembled faintly.
With no mounted archer faction, he receives no game-based compensation.
Yet he will still shoot.
‘Shooting a mounted arrow from horseback.’
Almond wanted to confirm something.
Hah.
He drew a shallow breath and released the bowstring he’d been holding.
‘Whether it’s possible.’
Twang!
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