Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 432

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 2 Episode 152
53. My Grand Entrance (3)
At typical Trivia Award ceremonies, the red carpet typically draws attention from three types of people.
Clown-type streamers who arrive in bizarre, attention-seeking fashion.
Those who usually broadcast comfortably in tracksuits but dress up for occasions like this.
Or those with modeling or idol backgrounds who naturally shine at such events.
Strawberry Shooter, walking down now, would likely fall into the first category.
“Ahhh! Strawberry Shooter! So it was you!”
“Oh, so that’s what it was? I thought some gangster had shown up… I see. The outfit….”
Greentea and Pickle, the streamers hosting the ceremony, exchange banter.
They previously participated in the Nant Tournament as a team called Green Tea Bagging and achieved dismal results relative to their ranking.
Moreover, Pickle is widely quoted for the memorable line from back then: “It wasn’t a mistake—it was a bandit.”
Their expressions are unfiltered and honest.
“Ah… I never thought I’d see such fashion in a world actually governed by relativity theory….”
“That’s fashion that only works in the quantum realm!”
-Pickle lmao
-The man who rewrote the dictionary oof
Pickle’s expression didn’t change at all as he got completely destroyed lol
Are those two making up now? They were just beating each other up and fighting lolol
Hahaha strawberry shooter damn
Their job was to tease or praise the people coming down the red carpet, warming up the atmosphere appropriately.
It seemed the strategy had solidified around mocking Strawberry Shooter for today’s fashion choice.
“Well. Strawberry Shooter? Come over here.”
“Why.”
As Strawberry Shooter’s massive frame approached, Greentea, who had loaded countless insults, suddenly lost his words.
Why is this guy so huge?
“No… of, of course you should….”
-lmao
-Physique like Ma Dong-seok but fashion like quantum mechanics
-???: Is there a person alive in this box? Or dead?
-Wow that’s intense
With Greentea frozen, Pickle shouted instead.
“Strawberry Shooter! Did you bring a person soaked in something? Why is your outfit all torn up!”
hahahaha lol
-???: Wait, now there’s two of them?
-The man who forgot fear oof
Even at Pickle’s provocation, Strawberry Shooter answered without losing composure.
“Strawberry Jam, you say? I soaked a little in. Brothers.”
-Strawberry Jam (*slang for human entrails)
-???: I’m going to put you inside this.
-So in your world, you call it Strawberry Jam?
-You’re saying you’ll reduce me to this size, right?
-You guys are so funny lol
The viewers joked among themselves as they watched Strawberry Shooter’s hand gesture indicating a small size.
“C-come on! Let’s hurry up and take the next photo~”
After striking numerous poses at the photo zone, Strawberry Shooter finally entered the venue.
“…Wow. I can barely breathe.”
Greentea gasped for air while fanning herself with her hand. And it was the middle of winter, too.
“Is that the legendary tyrant’s aura or something… Why is it so terrifying?”
“The way that person carries herself is more like pure brutal force…”
Beat them up lolol
-Accurate…
Lol, you’re a fact bot
“Ah. The next one’s coming.”
Greentea pointed to the next vehicle.
It was a typical van that celebrities rode in.
“So~ this time~~~~!”
“Who could it be~~~!”
Is this Pokémon or something? lol
Did they prepare this?ㅋㅋ
-Insanely adorable
Ziiiing.
The van door opened.
“!”
“Oh…”
The three types I described earlier.
The person stepping out now was unmistakably one of them.
「The type who shines brightest on occasions like this, blessed with naturally radiant beauty.」
Tap.
The tip of her high heel touched the red carpet. A deep rose-colored dress came into view.
Swish.
She carefully lifted the hem of her skirt as she stepped out of the vehicle.
Long, flowing black hair, perfect proportions like a character from a virtual world, and captivating facial features that seemed to enchant all who gazed upon them.
“…!”
Both Pickle and Greentea held their breath.
They weren’t the only ones whose breath caught.
“…”
The venue’s reaction erupted a beat late.
“Waaaaahhh!!”
“Unnie!!”
“Sister! Take my liver! I don’t even drink!!”
The ground trembled from the tremendous cheers of men and women alike.
Chaos erupted in the live chat as well.
-Insane
-I can’t remember who came out before this
-Wow…
-The aura is bursting, the aura is bursting
The streamer who stepped out of the car was Miho.
“Hello~!”
She entered while waving energetically to her fans.
-Even her walking while greeting is incredible
-World class model
-(Already dead)
-Look how quiet the chat got because everyone’s mesmerized lol
-Breathtaking
At that moment, the live chat of the awards ceremony being watched by hundreds of thousands actually slowed down.
“A, ah… I, I….”
Greentea, who was supposed to host the event, couldn’t speak a single word, stammering.
Nothing progressed while she walked to the photo zone.
Pickle dropped his microphone entirely and lost his composure.
Only when Miho’s manager, who followed behind, gave a signal did he snap back to reality.
“Um… ah. Ah. That… yes! Miho! I, I literally had a complete blackout at that moment and couldn’t continue hosting!”
-Lol so funny
-The blackout will probably happen when Hong-cha appears
-This is real
-She must be incredibly stunning in person…
“L, let’s take some photos!”
Pickle rushed out and escorted her.
Hahahaha.
Everyone in the audience, including Miho, laughed.
After that, both of them were mesmerized watching her pose in the photo zone.
They didn’t even notice the next car arriving.
Tap. Tap.
Pickle tapped his side without saying anything, and only then did Greentea turn around.
“Ah. What.”
“Car. Car. Next one’s here.”
“…!?”
Vroom!
A small green sports car making a loud noise.
Greentea’s expression hardened immediately, knowing exactly whose car it was.
“….”
-Hong-cha’s here lolol
-Greentea’s expression is the spoiler lmaooo
-Girlfriend’s arrived lolol
-That’s the actual manager lololol
-And she drove here herself, what a real man
Hong-cha practically launched herself out of the driver’s seat.
She wore a short but comfortable-looking green one-piece dress.
It was an outfit perfectly suited to her—casual red hair tied in a ponytail that matched beautifully.
She strode toward Greentea with purposeful steps.
Greentea suddenly erupted into frantic screams.
“Ah, ah! Aaahhhhh!!!”
-???
-Acting overload incoming lololol
-Lmaooo
“The, the greatest goddess on earth has arrived! Is, is this Olympus!? O, only Hong-cha knows the end of this world! Everyone, it’s Hong-cha!”
-What is he even saying, he’s insane lolol
-Is Pickle doing a vow of silence?
-Lololol
-Survival-mode MC
-Pickle isn’t even responding lol

* * *
Inside the awards ceremony venue.
A considerable number of streamers had already arrived, dressed to the nines and wandering about in conversation.
Among them, a stocky man and another with strikingly lustrous hair were engaged in discussion.
“This entrance roar is quite impressive, though not quite as much as Miho’s. Who do you think it is?”
“…I’m not sure. What’s the point of guessing?”
“If you get it right, you win 100,000 won. Want to bet?”
It was Balloon Gum and Takoyaki.
They were betting on guessing who had arrived outside based solely on the sound of the crowd’s reaction.
“Let’s apply progressive betting and make it around 1 million won.”
“That’s exactly why you’re bald.”
“…I’ll call at 100,000 won.”
Takoyaki closed his eyes for a moment to concentrate, then spoke.
“Hmm. I’m thinking… Kreeking?”
“Huh? Kreeking? Fellow bald buddy? Is he really that popular?”
“More popular than hair, at least.”
Taco added while rubbing his shaved head.
“Fine. Then no takesies backsies… I’m going with Ppulranem.”
“…Nah. It’s not quite that level, hyung.”
“Watch.”
They were both wrong.
Hong-cha was walking through the door.
With Greentea beside her, who needed to serve as MC.
“Ah… Hong-cha was this popular… I didn’t calculate that she’d get cheers for putting Greentea in a headlock….”
“Hyung. Ask and double.”
“Call.”
Since both of them missed this time, whoever guesses correctly next will take the entire pot.
“Huh? Oppas. You were here?”
Miho spotted them and joined in.
“What were you guys talking about….”
Kyaaaaaaaa!!
The roar cut off Miho’s words in an instant.
Never before had a sound from outside reached inside the venue with such overwhelming force.
“Whoa?! This one’s really massive? How about we make it 200,000 won for whoever gets this one?”
“Obviously.”
“Ooh… This one’s coming in strong.”
Balloon Gum and Takoyaki made exaggerated faces as they speculated about the newcomer.
“W-with this kind of momentum… isn’t this almost certainly Cutie Pie?”
Taco spoke with the utmost seriousness.
“Nah. Cutie Pie’s viewer count has dropped a lot anyway.”
“That’s just because she lost the celebrity buff. Her actual fanbase must be huge, right?”
Cutie Pie.
A female idol-turned-streamer who had won the Trivia Awards Grand Prize last year.
She was nominated for the award again this time, but many said it was just courtesy from her past success.
Her viewership had dropped significantly compared to before.
“There’s talk that Cutie Pie isn’t even coming to the awards ceremony.”
“What? Why? Don’t tell me her viewership dropped?”
“No, that’s not it.”
It was actually a phenomenon that celebrities frequently experienced when they started internet broadcasting.
At first, they grew rapidly thanks to their public recognition, but ultimately they couldn’t maintain consistent popularity.
So Balloon Gum thought the person coming now was Zelo rather than Cutie Pie.
“It could be Zelo.”
“Ze…lo. That’s possible. He’s the most likely candidate for the award this time… But his fans wouldn’t come here and shout like this…”
While they were debating back and forth.
“Hey! I want in too. Let’s make a bet!”
Miho raised her hand and jumped into the conversation.
Her choice was neither Zelo nor Cutie Pie…
“I’m picking Almond oppa!”
“Hey. Don’t just say what you’re hoping for.”
Balloon Gum jabbed back, and then Takoyaki shook his head.
“Hmm. Our Mond isn’t at that level yet, is he?”
He continued speculating that this momentum was definitely first-tier…
Then—
“Level? What… are you saying that like that!!”
BOOM!
Takoyaki flinched and took a step back.
“Ah, no… I didn’t expect you to raise your voice like that…”
“Oh…”
Miho only realized later how loud her decibel level had been and scratched her head.
“Um, my voice just came out higher because I didn’t feel good today…”
Still, she completed her defense.
“Anyway, Almond oppa has a huge fanbase. Especially since his fans are the type who take action, they must have come here in droves!?”
“Hmm.”
Balloon Gum stroked his chin as if wondering, “Is that so?”
“I’m telling you I’m right? Let’s see who comes in! Where!?”
“Miho, but even if you win, it’s only 100,000 won…”
“Ah, I don’t care!?”

* * *
Greentea rushed out of the venue with disheveled hair, shouting.
“Oh! It was Almond! Wow! I apologize for missing the MC for a moment!”
Sincere Skin Green Lightning Green Tea
Hahaha what’s wrong with your head lol
Did you get roasted by Hong-cha??ㅋㅋㅋ
“Anyway, even if I had spoken, the cheering is so loud right now that nobody can hear a word we say!”
Pickle should have grabbed the microphone and spoken long ago, but the roaring cheers were so overwhelming that he couldn’t manage a word.
He wasn’t wrong.
“Almond! Almond! Almond!”
“Almond, stop being so handsome!!”
“Oppa!!”
“Oppa, I’m dying!!”
The most enthusiastic cheers of the entire red carpet event were erupting.
Pickle and Greentea had to strain their voices to continue the proceedings.
“Wow!! The two behind you must be the Manager and the Editor-in-Chief, right?! Wow, you two are both cool and beautiful!!”
“Wait, the editor is a woman, right?! She’s really pretty! This, this~ I bet lots of people are trying to get her to work as their editor!”
“But the opponent is Almond. Who would even try that?!”
lol
-The opponent isn’t them~~
Yeah right, like it would even catch my eye lol
Suddenly editing another streamer’s content feels like it would damage my eyesight lol
You two are doing great ㅋㅋ
While the two exchanged award-show-like banter.
Almond’s team finished walking the red carpet and arrived at the photo wall.
Pang!
Pop!
Pabang!
After submitting once more to the barrage of camera flashes from countless journalists.
“Ah~~ Almond!”
Greentea approaches warmly.
He extends the microphone, about to begin the interview.
“You look absolutely amazing today!”
“Ah, yes. Thank you.”
“Your Manager and Editor shine too!”
Juhyeok and Jia responded with eye smiles.
The microphone was too far away for them to answer easily.
“Um, but… the woman is the editor, right?”
Jia nodded slightly, looking embarrassed.
“The reason the whole world bowed before Joseon’s Bow! Japan was shocked by the Korean traditional bow! The reason the entire world fell! This was all created by you?!”
Hahahahaha
I can’t laugh that hard lol
-For real
-The matchmaking is a bit off though
-Her face getting all red is so cute
“Wow, what incredible professionalism! That was amazing to watch! I thought you’d come wrapped in the Taegeuk flag today! Fortunately, you’ve arrived in such a beautiful dress! Congratulations on being nominated for the Editor Award today! Please go ahead and enter~!”
Soon after, Sanghyeon’s team entered the venue.

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