Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 313

—————
This chapter was translated by Lunox Novels. To support us and help keep this series going, visit our website: LunoxScans.com
—————

The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 2 Episode 33
11. Juhyeok Kim’s Moment of Glory (2)
Cowardly Juhyeok Kim.
He had never properly stood up to Baek Jun-su’s gang.
Standing up to them was out of the question—he was doing well if he didn’t wet himself in front of them.
But what if his opponent wasn’t Baek Jun-su’s gang?
‘I think I could do it.’
This wasn’t certain either, just speculation.
If his opponent wasn’t Baek Jun-su’s gang, he could probably suppress them without issue.
For instance, Almond had conversed normally with the Class Representative early in the game.
Moreover, he’d even shoved his shoulder and run past him indirectly.
So I made my decision.
“I’ll go out.”
“You’re… going out?”
Hyeon-a asks with her eyes wide open.
“Wait, why? Do you need to poop again?”
I can’t translate this as it appears to be corrupted or garbled text rather than coherent Korean.
I’m dying laughing
-Almond Tube regular Hyeon-a Kim
Crying/Sobbing (or: T_T)
-Hyeon-a watches Almond Tube too!
I waved my hand in bewilderment at the NPC’s overly advanced artificial intelligence.
“No!”
hahahahahaha
-No!
Strong denial lol
I denied it far more forcefully than necessary.
Hyeon-a looks at me strangely.
“If it’s no, then it’s no… why are you being like that?”
Shaggy-haired Suhyeon chimes in.
“Then why do you want to go out? It’s too dangerous outside. Your sister and I talked about it, and it seems better to hold out until those thugs are asleep at dawn, then ambush and subdue just the Sentry.”
Seeing the NPCs collectively try to stop me, what I’m about to do doesn’t seem like the smartest move…
When have I ever played smart?
Even after winning the Nantro Tournament, I don’t know how many seconds it takes for the first Minion to spawn.
Yet I still led my team to victory.
So I’m not easily persuaded by what these NPCs say.
I let their nagging go in one ear and out the other as I glance at the clock.
“Dawn is too late.”
Waiting until dawn to charge in would waste too much broadcast time.
Besides, I’ve never preferred the kind of survival where I stay in one place and farm continuously.
During his Battle Large days, survival for me meant killing enemies.
-Ah the stream’s doomed lol
-This is the Lü Bu meta streamer
I really want to watch Battle Royale ㅠㅠ
Suhyeon asks in disbelief.
“What? Late? Do you have some evening plans or something?”
That quick-witted bastard lol
-???: Yeah~ I have evening plans with Reina~ You loser~
-Reina: (flinches)
In times like these, there was no way he could have evening plans.
Almond came up with a different excuse.
“Hmm… I think now is the right time, right after being attacked by the Zombie.”
“That’s also a fair point, but…”
Surprisingly, it worked. Suhyeon nods.
He seemed convinced.
“Then let’s clear the barricade.”

* * *
In the middle of a corridor lined with zombie corpses.
A student stood motionless.
The first Surveillance Student sent by Baek Jun-su.
His name, written on his name tag, was Jang Seong-su.
He’d been anxious at first, but now he looked a bit better.
Though his neck seemed uncomfortable, as he kept rotating it side to side.
“Ugh… my neck…”
Because Baek Jun-su and his associates had taken up all the infirmary beds to sleep, Jang Seong-su had slept on the floor using a Choco Pie box as a mat.
Dark bloodstains had smudged his neck from touching it so much, but he paid no mind and continued rotating it.
Crack crack…
A sound like bones aligning echoed.
“Oh.”
But this wasn’t the sound coming from his neck.
Grrrrrr…
“?”
His gaze slowly turned toward the source of the sound.
Grrrrrr…!
It was the convenience store door.
Grrrrrrrrr…!
A loud noise began coming from inside the convenience store door.
“What is this.”
He picked up a crowbar and approached the convenience store.
Thud.
The convenience store door rattled.
I took another step forward, my grip tightening around the burlap sack in my hand.
It was a foolish move.
In truth, I should have grabbed my phone instead of the burlap sack.
Creak.
The moment the convenience store door opened and I saw the face that emerged, I let my guard down—a mistake born of carelessness.
“Juhyeok Kim.”
Jang Seong-su’s lips curled upward. As if to say: what do you think you can do? Juhyeok Kim was the weakest in the classroom, always delivering bread for the delinquents. On top of that, he had no real weapon to speak of.
The burlap sack he was holding now hardly qualified as a weapon. Unless the teachers carried it around for disciplinary purposes.
“Just surrender.”
Jang Seong-su spoke while calculating when to strike his opponent’s head. If I kill this bastard and go back up, my rank will rise too.
Within that group, killing someone meant a rise in status.
“I’m saying this for your sake. Baek Jun-su—he’s not even human anymore. You’re really going to die──”
Huh?
Jang Seong-su belatedly realized it.
Whoosh.
Juhyeok Kim had taken a javelin-throwing stance.
The same guy who was definitely the weakest in the classroom.
Yet….
‘What? I have to dodge….’
If I didn’t dodge, it felt like I would die.
Fear.
That unfamiliar emotion seized my entire body as I faced Juhyeok Kim.
Like sinking into sticky quicksand, my legs wouldn’t move.
It was because of his eyes.
He was looking at me as nothing but prey.
One hundred percent certainty that he would win.
For the weak, being seen as prey by such conviction alone makes the heart shrivel.
Instead of the burlap sack, I foolishly grabbed my phone.
I had judged that I couldn’t win. I thought I needed to call my gang.
It was the typical move of the weak.
The weak can only win by gathering numbers.
Perhaps a wise decision.
However, unfortunately, not in this case.
The phone itself was the true target he was aiming for.
Whoosh──
With the sound of air tearing, a searing pain as if branded by fire shot through my wrist as I held the phone and reached for the call button.
──Thunk!
“Aaaaaaahhhhh!”
A wooden spear had lodged itself into my wrist without me realizing it.
It was a pain like bones being welded together with searing heat.
“Gaaahhh! G-gaaahhh…!”
Jang Seong-su screamed and collapsed to his knees.
All strength drained from his legs.
His heart rate skyrocketed. His breathing became ragged. Hyperventilation was setting in.
Surely….
Surely it wasn’t like this when I fought the zombies.
They all had human forms too.
I shouldn’t have any resistance to killing people…!
So why can’t I match him?
Juhyeok Kim approached slowly and looked down at Jang Seong-su, speaking.
“What’s this. He’s shoving his phone at me to hit. Is this difficulty adjustment.”
“….”
“Seems like his brain is set up a bit stupidly.”
The way he spoke was somewhat odd, but the words were deeply wounding nonetheless. Yet he couldn’t understand why he would say such things at all.
But soon enough, the reason became clear.
“Ah. The microphone channel….”
Hahahahaha
-Is this king-level broken?
In front of a stupidly programmed NPC, saying “it seems stupidly programmed” lolololol
Even with just the mouth, the damage is insane.
I’m dealing damage with a hybrid of physical and magical damage lol
-This is what a midlaner does!
He’d accidentally spoken on the broadcast channel what he meant to say on the game channel.
Almond didn’t care at all.
After all, the opponent wasn’t that important of an NPC. A slip of the tongue wouldn’t matter.
He seized the enemy’s blood-stained phone.
Since the internet and communication systems hadn’t been cut off yet, this phone would definitely be useful.
“I should be able to use this, right? But….”
Almond turned the phone screen off and on again.
As expected, it had a password lock.
“Ah. It’s password protected. Face ID it is.”
His gaze shifted toward Jang Seong-su’s face.
He was still clutching his wrist and whimpering.
lol that’s hilarious
-Why’s he looking at his face after saying “Face ID”
Are you seriously gonna take even the supplies? lol
-Control the rating, almond!
Jang Sung-soo must be so scared lol
“But. What are you doing?”
Almond asked, watching Jang Seong-su.
Jang Seong-su was quietly lifting the wooden hammer with one hand.
He decided that since he’d been caught, he might as well swing it.
Whoosh!
“…Y-you, put that down, you pathetic bastard!”
He jumped to his feet and swung the wooden hammer with all his might.
It wasn’t even a surprise attack—Almond had been watching the whole time, yet he was attacking anyway.
Naturally, it wouldn’t work on Almond.
Almond didn’t even bother dodging; instead, he stepped forward swiftly.
“Huh?”
Crack…!
He extended his hand and struck the arm wielding the wooden hammer.
With the power’s source blocked, the heavy wooden hammer couldn’t swing properly.
“L-let go! You bas──”
──Thwack!
Almond’s hand blade struck his throat, cutting off his words.
“Gack! Hack! Kack!”
Jang Seong-su gasped in pain, drooling.
Almond followed up with a kick to his abdomen.
Thwack!
Jang Seong-su’s body slid backward, tumbling across the ground.
In the meantime, Almond picked up the wooden spear he’d thrown earlier and closed in.
He drove the blunt end downward, striking his solar plexus.
“Ugh… Haaaack…!”
Jang Seong-su’s eyes rolled back white as he lost consciousness.
All of these attacks happened in the span of a single swing of the wooden hammer.
Hit three times in vital points in rapid succession—there was no way an ordinary student could endure it.
-So it was this easy;
That’s crazy/insane and it’s coming.
-Almond would be good at fighting games.
jet-pumped G
“Ah. He shouldn’t have passed out.”
Almond grabbed Jang Seong-su’s collar and lifted him up.
Then slapped his cheek sharply.
Smack!
“Open your eyes.”
“Ugh, ugh… P-please spare me. I’m sorry.”
“No. Just open your eyes.”
“Please…! I’m really just a puppet.”
“Just open your eyes.”
“Huh…? Okay.”
I held the phone close to Jang Seong-su’s face as he opened his eyes.
The lock screen immediately unlocked.
Then I went into the security settings and changed the Face ID. To do that, I needed to authenticate once more.
“Alright. Just one more time.”
That went smoothly as well.
Almond then registered his own face as the new Face ID.
Click.
I pressed the lock button again to test it, and the phone unlocked perfectly.
“Done.”
[Dehaep Eradication has donated 10,000 won!]
[“Reina” Complete]
Hahahahaha, that’s too much!
Laina lol so funny
Ponlena lol
-Reina… Why did only the phone come…?
“Thank you for the donation, Dehaep.”
-Eradication? No way, it’s “Dehaep”
-Don’t expect a full name reveal for 10,000 won, Imari
lol that’s crazy
For some reason, the phone’s name had been set to Reina.

* * *
“Wow! Shaggy-haired! You’re seriously no joke!”
With Jang Seong-su subdued, Hyeon-a and Suhyeon emerged from the school store.
“We’ll handle the binding!”
She came out clutching a bundle of rope, then with practiced movements, she wrapped Jang Seong-su’s body up tight.
Why are you wrapping it up like a delivery package lol
These guys’ eyes are so lifeless, you could throw them into a crematorium and it wouldn’t look out of place lol
-Yeah, at least do that~~
As Jang Seong-su gets wrapped up tight, he asks.
“Um, um… What about the bathroom?”
Bound up like this, he wouldn’t be able to use the bathroom properly. He couldn’t even crawl around in this state.
Looking down at the helpless Jang Seong-su, Hyeon-a answered with a bright smile.
“Oh. The bathroom? Don’t worry about that!”
Of course.
Jang Seong-su felt relieved. He never imagined they’d actually refuse to let him use the bathroom.
“You won’t need to go!”
“…?”
“You have to eat to poop!”
“!?”
Jang Seong-su’s face turned deathly pale.
Haha, I’m dying laughing
Pro trash talker lol
“You’re gonna starve, what are you talking about, that crazy bastardㅋㅋㅋ”
[Gaji-bokkeun donated 2,000 won.]
[Is Hyeon-a Kim really not a mage character? Rope restraint skill and college student-level intellect plus psychological attacks too]
-Rope cc shuttle lolololol
Haha, damn it
I can’t provide a meaningful translation for this line as it appears to be corrupted text or keyboard mashing with Korean characters and laughter markers (ㅋㅋㅋ). It doesn’t form coherent Korean words or phrases.
After wrapping Jang Seong-su up tight, Hyeon-a and Suhyeon debated where to put him.
The debate didn’t last long.
“Hmm. The music room, obviously.”
Jang Seong-su was thrown into the music room.
“Alright. Let’s go to the Room of Truth!”

* * *
A moment later.
Almond examined the secured phone.
He was hoping to find some useful information.
There was a group chat shared with Baek Jun-su’s gang.
[Construction site team. You got it?]
[Yeah, this should open it.]
[(Photo)]
[Come now and sleep. You need to wake up at 2.]
[K K]
[When’s the shift change?]
[In an hour.]
.
.
.
As I continued scrolling through the messages.
Sigh.
I swept my hair back, lost in thought.
Clatter. Clatter.
The sound of Suhyeon and Hyeon-a pulling desks out of the music room to prepare barricades filled the space with noise.
“Wow. Those guys cleared out all the zombies, so we’ve got way more barricade materials now.”
“This is enough to block both the east and west sides with plenty left over.”
Suhyeon and Hyeon-a seemed pleased, giggling as things progressed smoothly.
But their words didn’t reach my ears.
[Raiding the snack bar at 2 AM is gonna be so easy lol]
[Those bastards are gonna be so shocked]
[Today’s a sausage bread party]
.
.
.
“Wait… stop for a second.”
Building the barricade wasn’t the problem right now.
They’d found a way to break through it.
“Huh? Why. You rest. We’ll handle it.”
“No. That’s not it.”
I pointed toward the snack bar.
That place where I’d been trapped all day before barely escaping.
“Pack as much bread as you can into boxes.”
-Why are we packing bread?
-What, are you seriously trying to be the bread shuttle? lol
-Bread bomb drop lol
At the sudden instruction to gather bread, both the viewers and NPCs were bewildered.
“…What?”
“What’s going on?”
Almond scrolled down further before reaching a conclusion.
“We need to leave here.”

—————
This chapter was translated by Lunox Novels. To support us and help keep this series going, visit our website: LunoxScans.com
—————