Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 16

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 1 Episode 16
6. Perfect Shot (4)
Dotorimuk had said that Perfect Shot only needed to strike the exact center of a vital point.
Among vital points, the head was the easiest to hit. It offered the largest target.
And it was the most intuitive.
Any creature would die if its skull shattered and its brain was pierced by an arrow.
So there was no reason to deliberately avoid aiming for the head.
Except…
‘That mask…’
Sanghyeon found the mask troubling.
The Champion Goblin was wearing a suspicious mask.
It was made of iron, not wood.
I sensed it instinctively.
That mask could not be pierced.
Whoosh!
Then I would aim for the crown of the head, the part the mask couldn’t cover.
That was my solution.
Of course, drawing a large arc and striking from above like hammering down was genuinely difficult.
Yet the arrow embedded itself in the exact center of the crown with almost cruel precision.
-Whoa!!
-This guy’s insane lol
-Is this Fortress? lol
-Lmao
-Is it dead?
The viewers who thought he was wasting an arrow on the sky all gasped in unison.
The Champion Goblin staggered.
“Kiiiii…aaagh…”
Splurt!
A fountain of crimson blood erupted across the green skin.
The Champion Goblin’s body began to tilt slowly.
Sanghyeon calmly lowered his bow and waited.
If I fired additional shots now, I wouldn’t be able to quell the controversy.
“Kiiiaagh! Kiiagh!”
“Kiiagh?!”
The goblins, sensing something wrong with their boss, panicked and froze in confusion.
The viewers felt the same way.
-??
-!?
-Wait, is it actually dying?
Even the chat window with nearly fifty thousand viewers fell silent, gripped by tension.
And moments later.
Boom…!
Only after the Champion Goblin’s head struck the ground did everyone release the cheers they’d been holding back.
“Uaaaaaaaaa!”
Dotorimuk was the first, screaming so loudly it felt like his eardrums would burst.
-?
-…?
-???
The chat took a moment longer to comprehend what had happened.
-Haha, oh my god!
I can’t translate this as it’s not a complete Korean word or phrase. “-ㅁㅊ” appears to be only consonants without vowels, making it impossible to form a meaningful word in Korean.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
The messages began scrolling faster and faster.
-Kyaaaa!
That’s crazy lolol
-Waaaaaaaaa
Acorn jelly, wish fulfillment hahahaha
I can’t translate this as it appears to be random Korean characters and keyboard mashing rather than coherent Korean text.
He’s actually pulling this off crazy fast, in just one try!?
Are you crazy? lol
-Wait? He shot the crown of the head?
I can’t translate this as it’s just a repeated Korean consonant (ㅊ) with no meaningful content. It appears to be a typing error or placeholder text rather than actual language.
lol that’s hilarious
That’s crazy lolololol
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.
.
An endless flood of messages.
[Chidori donated ‘10,000 won’.]
[Incredible!]
[Rubisword donated ‘200,000 won’.]
[P E R F E C T]
[Goosebumps donated ‘3,000 won’.]
[Goosebumps…]
[Fullmoon donated ‘10,000 won’.]
[Fullmoon…]
[Domino donated ‘5,000 won’.]
[Wow! Congratulations!]
[PerfectShot Holdout donated ‘100,000 won’.]
[Finally enlightenment…]
So many donations flooded in that the broadcast nearly collapsed, and the game was ultimately shut down.

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“Phew.”
Sanghyeon climbed out of the Capsule, drenched in sweat.
Even the latest Capsule models don’t cool things down very well, he thought, stepping out looking thoroughly soaked.
Dojaemuok emerged from his Capsule next. He didn’t have a single bead of sweat on him.
Then he spread both arms wide and shouted.
“Nayeon! How was that! I proved it! Hahahaha!”
“Wow. Impressive.”
Nayeon replied to Dojaemuok in a tone that didn’t sound entirely sincere, then rushed over to Sanghyeon and handed him a towel.
“That… was really amazing!”
After saying that, she complained to Dojaemuok again.
“The chat and donations crashed the game broadcast. You know that, right?”
“Yeah. I saw! The chat and donation windows caused a complete meltdown. This is the first time something like this has happened. Hahahaha!”
Dojaemuok was simply thrilled.
That’s when Juhyeok Kim shouted urgently.
“We’re still receiving donations. The game screen went down, but the broadcast is still running. If we switch to the camera right now and do a post-game interview, I think we can keep the donations flowing. What do you think?”
Information delivered like machine-gun fire, yet with precise pronunciation and solid logic. It hit home perfectly.
“Ah. Right.”
Dojaemuok nodded immediately. For a streamer, such donation opportunities were rare, so it was right to take them when they came.
Besides, since these donations had to be split fifty-fifty with Sanghyeon, he needed to double his greed to break even.
“All set!”
Nayeon adjusted the camera angle, and Sanghyeon dried his sweat-soaked hair with the towel.
“Let me dry my hair a bit. Just give me a moment…”
“I think it looks good as is.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes… that actually looks pretty cool.”
Nayeon bowed her head deeply as she answered, then pressed the camera power button.
Moments later, the broadcast screen began transmitting again.
“Ah. Greetings! I’m Dotorimuk, finally clearing my name of this unjust accusation.”
Dotorimuk looked at Sanghyeon.
It was a signal for him to greet the viewers.
“Hi. Perfect Shot really does exist. I had no idea.”
The moment Sanghyeon greeted them, the chat window opened again, and text scrolled like rockets.
-Kyaa
hahahaha
-Oh it’s back on.
The chat donations went crazy and crashed the broadcast, that’s legendary lol
Hahaha, wow!
-That’s a divine bow for real
-NPC official says it’s the revival of Robin Hood lol
-Dotorimuk’s gonna achieve enlightenment lol
Despite switching to subscriber-only chat, the messages were absolutely relentless.
The donations kept pouring in without pause.
[Doran donated ‘100,000 won’.]
[Seoinha donated ‘5,000 won’.]
[Ganjanggeojang donated ‘1,000 won’.]
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.
.
“Whoa. Whoa. Everyone. I can’t read all the donations. But I’m truly grateful.”
Dotorimuk spoke as if asking people not to send donations, but as a seasoned broadcaster, he knew the truth.
Saying that only made donations explode even more.
-lol just throw money at him!
-His mouth opens and money falls in
-lololololol
-Give all the donations to Almond, you bastard
-No way you’re splitting it in half without a conscience?
The chat was equally excited, fueling even more donations.
“Thank you. Juwon. Seonwonseongchuk. Ganjanggeojang….”
In the end, Dotorimuk had to spend nearly 40 minutes just reading donation messages.
His throat should have been sore, but his expression was absolutely radiant.
Of course, Sanghyeon, who would be splitting the earnings, felt the same way.
‘Wow… how much is that.’
Money was pouring in at amounts he couldn’t even imagine from his own streams.
Thinking that this scene might become his own future someday, excitement bubbled up inside him.
“Huh?! Seojia. A whopping 1 million won!”
Someone had donated 1 million won. A serious whale had appeared.
‘1 million won…?’
‘Insane. 1 million won in a single day….’
Sanghyeon and Juhyeok exchanged glances, recalling their days battling the Department Manager at the conglomerate, their expressions complicated.
“Wow. Seojia. I haven’t seen you before. I’m really grateful. Ah… could you tell Sanghyeok that he’s handsome? Ah….”
Dotorimuk’s expression showed a hint of self-deprecation.
-lololololol
-It’s all for Almond anyway
-lol give all of it to Almond
-Almond’s definitely handsome we all know~
-That’s hilarious lol
Seojia continued donating repeatedly.
“No, Seojia. Another hundred thousand won! Thank you so much. After seeing Sanghyeon, he’s so handsome… Wait, didn’t you just say that? Do you have money to spare?!”
-Dotorimuk’s jealous lol
-It’s all about looks!
-For real lol
-Getting mad now…
-For real lol
-Petition for special investigation of Almond (1/100)
The chat responded positively to Dotorimuk’s outburst. Seizing the moment, he quickly shifted the topic to the interview.
“Alright. Let’s do the interview! That’s enough!”
Dotorimuk immediately checked his personal screen.
The screen displayed a list of questions ranked by votes.
“The first interview question. There’s a vote on my personal fan website. They’re asking where I get my skincare done….”
“Ah. I don’t.”
“T-tint… what color do you use….”
“I don’t wear any.”
“He doesn’t do it! Stop asking about this stuff! And delete that question about underwear color too! How are these even ranked first and second?!”
The viewers burst into laughter at Dotorimuk’s outburst.
-Hahahahaha
-Lololol
-Dotorimuk didn’t wear tint during his streams, but now that Almond’s here he’s coming clean lol
-Wow so jealous…lol
-He’s really popular…
-The life of a social butterfly. avi
-Ugh. Just thinking about the screen turning off and seeing my own face makes me so mad.
-Hahahahaha
-Those are all guys anyway, so whatever.
Most of the questions were about Sanghyeon’s personal life. Did he have a girlfriend, how tall was he, what did he do before, and so on….
Though slightly flustered, receiving so much attention and affection felt incredibly wonderful.
Sanghyeon’s heart pounded rapidly.
‘So this is what makes streaming fun.’
Perhaps gaming and streaming both….
felt perfectly suited for him.

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Almond and I continued playing as a duo for another few hours before ending the broadcast.
“Phew.”
Sanghyeon sat down at the table, drenched in sweat once again.
“Here you go.”
Nayeon brought a towel as if she’d been waiting for this moment.
“Thank you.”
“Do you sweat like this every time? This is a product with air conditioning.”
“Ah… I sweat less here than I do at home.”
“Hey, oppa. Is something wrong with this?”
“Hey. Don’t worry about me like that. It’s just that his concentration is exceptionally high.”
Dotorimuk also grumbled as he sat down beside him.
“You worked so hard today. This is seriously the first broadcast I’ve seen go this well!”
“M-me too. I think it’s going to do much better than our oppa’s!”
Dotorimuk glared at Nayeon, but the atmosphere remained cheerful.
The broadcast had been such a success, after all.
“We’re the ones who should be thanking you for the invitation.”
Juhyeok sat down beside Sanghyeon with a neat smile. Then he pulled out two gift boxes from his bag.
“I couldn’t give these to you when we started the broadcast because things were hectic. These are gifts. Thank you for inviting us.”
“Wow… w-what is all this?”
“Gasp. Thank you so much!”
Dotorimuk and Nayeon’s eyes widened. They were just simple cookie sets, but wrapped in such elegant packaging that the sight alone lifted their spirits.
‘He really does have good instincts.’
Sanghyeon realized that Juhyeok was covering the aspects he hadn’t even thought to consider.
“These look delicious. Let’s have them with tea as a snack.”
“Then we’ll gladly accept.”
“I’ll prepare them.”
Nayeon took the cookie box and headed to the kitchen, while Dotorimuk pulled up a screen on his tablet.
“While Nayeon’s getting things ready, let’s do some happy math. Time to calculate the donations!”
What he displayed on the tablet was the total donation amount received today.
“!”
Sanghyeon and Juhyeok, seeing the amount.
They both dropped their jaws simultaneously.

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