Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1306

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 191
59. The Floating Danmuji (1)
“Ah…!”
The Caster gasps.
“They’ve resurrected! Paprika! How is this even possible!?”
King Gul explains.
“As long as the Allied team survives! Paprika has no concept of total annihilation! That’s why the Allied team moves so conservatively!? They don’t get greedy and only venture where enemies are least likely to be! It’s pure Gandhi meta!”
His words rang true.
The Allied team’s route was the very definition of what they called ‘Gandhi meta’.
They absolutely avoided combat, hunting only the weakest monsters.
The Analyst nods in agreement.
“The Allied forces show no interest in contracts either. They’re not even prioritizing leveling. Everyone’s at different levels. Their sole objective is the Sanctuary of Resurrection and survival.”
Cheese’s viewers react with shock.
-Wow…
-These bastards are even worse;
-They said sacrifice roles were disgusting lol this is true sacrifice
-And they built this on the fly??
-The radio exchange strategy is insane
What are we going to do? ㅜㅜ
From their perspective, Team B’s victory should be certain.
After all, all of Cheese’s strongest teams were deployed here.
But Team B is in danger?
They couldn’t help but feel anxious.
Especially since Paprika had just demonstrated such a sophisticated exchange strategy.
Those who had switched their support after seeing Cheese’s radio strategy were considerably shaken.
Gaji-bokkeun in particular.
‘This Paprika strategy is actually insane…?’
He wore a brightly yellow outfit and danced on the stage that Rubisword had prepared.
He had cast aside all shame and embarrassment, cheering solely for his points… no, for Cheese’s victory.
‘My points… what do I do…’
He had already spent points to switch sides once.
And the massive-headed Rubisword was staring at him as if reading his very thoughts.
Gulp.
One wrong choice here and he might lose everything—money, friends, honor.
All he could do was…
‘…dance!’
All he could do was move his body.
‘Do your own Ril! Gaji-bokkeun!’
This was his Ril.
He couldn’t participate directly.
The maximum a fan could do.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!
“Cheese, win! Mung! Cheong! Mung Cheong! Mung mung! Cheong cheong!”
Hahaha what the heck hahahaha
-Kekekeke what’s with him?
-Ugh why is the dance like that
It’s so weird ㅜㅜ
-Unknown: I shuffle when I’m sad…
-Utterly pathetic;
The BPM keeps going up, haha.
-Dance on, heir of Kwak.
About three minutes passed like that.
Then came devastating news in succession.
[Ally has been eliminated!]
[Enemy Double Kill!]
[Enemy Triple Kill!]
.
.
.
[Team Hamburgies Out!]
It happened in an instant.
“…!?”
A chill swept through Cheese’s audience section.
“Ahhh! Hamburgies! Isolated by Paprika’s allied team…!”
“It was a 10 versus 5 fight, wasn’t it? Ah…”
“Hamburgies doesn’t have a radio right now! They just got wiped out fighting individually between teams!”
One of Cheese’s teams was eliminated first.
The teams without radios were dying one by one.
“Nonghyup! Nonghyup is in danger too!?”
“Besides, Red Turtle couldn’t beat any team except the Knight Order! And the rest of Cheese’s teams are just individual teams with low levels!?”
Without a radio, they tried to survive on their own terms.
But many of them had lower levels than Paprika’s side.
Above all, once combat started, they were at a severe numerical disadvantage.
[The enemy is raging wildly!]
[Gamtwe → Doughnutz]
[Enemy Double Kill!]
[Gamtwe → Middle-aged Detective]
[Dominator of the Battlefield!]
[Calamari Ring → Ppulranem]
“Ahhh! Nonghyup! Barely avoiding total annihilation…!”
Only Baeksuk and Greentea survived.
“It’s not Nonghyup & Partners! Just Partners remains!”
“Effectively… they appear to be dying out.”
[Moments later, the shadow of the Abyss descends!]
Nonghyup was driven out of the hunting grounds and failed to secure the Rune Spirit.
The Sanctuary of Resurrection could not be found.
And the shadow continued to creep closer.
Eventually, the two fled from the shadow, only to be caught by the Enemies again.
[Team Nonghyup & Partners is out!]
They collapsed miserably.
“Waaaaaaaaaaa!!
Red light surged through the entire audience as cheers erupted.
Paprika’s fans displayed tremendous momentum.
“…Uh, what?”
Even Gaji-bokkeun, who had been dancing enthusiastically, couldn’t help but lose confidence bit by bit.
“Uuuu! Get down!”
“That bastard’s the problem! Drag him out!”
“Damn it! It’s a cursed dance!”
The same people who once forced him up were now throwing trash, telling him to get down.
“Who are you to make me stop…!”
“?!”
“I can’t stop anymore!!”
“Get lost, you bastard!”
-Kekekekekekekeke
Hahahaha lol hahahaha
You’re the neighborhood punching bag lol
Turn it off lol
I’m at the bottom of the hierarchy ㅜㅜ
Gaji-bokkeun didn’t back down and continued to hiccup while typing in the chat.
The cheese melting is… because my hips won’t stop moving? ㅜ.ㅜ
When this message appeared above his head, even fiercer jeers and larger amounts of trash came flying.
-Kekekekekekekekekekekeke
-Kekekekeow
-You’re a real superstar lolololol
That crazy bastard lol
Hahaha, ugh, the way they’re shaking it is so annoying haha
Hahahaha / LOL
-He’s hateful, so hateful…
Whether it was truly Gaji-bokkeun’s hips or something else, who could say.
“Ahahaha! Finally! Paprika! They’re winning in almost every battle except those involving the Knight Order! All the radios are gone…!”
The game had indeed entered a new phase.
King Gul shouted excitedly.
“It’s practically like getting counter-picked by Ran!”
Cheese’s radio communication was completely disrupted.
“Paprika’s the one talking, right!? Knight Order, come out! Let’s drop the cable and fight!”
“But Paprika doesn’t drop the cable!?”
“Well, that’s just a figure of speech.”
-Kekekeke
-Kkk he says analyst but he’s just doing whatever he wants
-Kkkkkk what is this kkk
-Drop the cable kkkkk
-Die hiding the radio’s true identity

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The Knight Order had won the major Red Turtle battle, but they were effectively isolated nonetheless.
“What is this… insane…”
Jello trembled with fear, watching the vision wards disappear one by one.
“We’re the only ones left now.”
“Yeah…”
Danmuji nodded.
“This is serious.”
On their side, they’d managed to win the teamfight somehow thanks to Mosol and Almond’s performance.
But that alone couldn’t guarantee a top position in this survival match.
At least, that’s what Danmuji thought.
“We’re probably not the only ones who got the turtle.”
Without information, it made sense to assume the enemies had taken the entire Red Turtle.
After all, no one on their team had mentioned anyone securing it.
And with the enemies’ momentum this strong, they must have had the advantage in the objective fight, right?
So Danmuji was viewing this battlefield through the lens of the professional world—where teams win fights while simultaneously securing objectives.
But then Almond questioned him.
“Huh? Why are you worried?”
“Eh? Well, I mean…”
He went on and on.
Explaining in long sentences.
“We caught up in levels through the split, and we got the turtle too.”
Almond countered simply.
“Hmm…”
He wasn’t wrong.
The foundation of the plan in Almond’s mind had been executed completely.
-Just the man of the split and the turtle…
-Kekekeke, well that’s true
I’ve done all I can do lol
-This guy’s insane;
-So should we head out now? We’re done anyway
-???: With just Turtle and Split… we can place however high we want.
-Ah, nothing left to do now~
The viewers laughed, saying Almond had nothing but Turtle and Split on his mind.
But in reality, there was one more concept hidden in Almond’s thoughts.
A single truth that everyone had forgotten while being consumed by the mechanics of a 25-player game.
“Regardless of the rest, our team can place first.”
The fact that they were actually all on different teams!
“…?”
“?”
Naturally, the Knight Order members’ gazes turned toward Mosol and Jello.
‘What about those two?’
‘No idea. They’re destined to die anyway.’
Haha, you gotta be kidding me!
Used it all up and now you’re ghosting me lol
Hahahahaha lol
It’s literally the ‘remainder’ row lol
“Did you really think I was friends with a delinquent just because I mixed up my words? You nerds~ㅋㅋ”
-Kyaa, this is big business
“Ah, of course, adding Motmotmot to the mix too~”
*wink*
Almond adds them as if bestowing a favor.
No comment lol
Hahahahaha, Wink told them to look at the knights, right?
-The streamer’s done for… now selling looks too…
-Don’t smile at Mosol like that. His gender identity’s changing
-Heart flutter… means wanting to punch your heart hard
Haha what is that ㅋㅋ
-Heard the gossip so we’re on your side~ (*wink*)
“Ah, haha… yes. Yes. That would be the case, Daegam.”
Jello laughed awkwardly and moved past it.
Of course, the reason he felt awkward was the complete opposite of what the Knight Order had assumed.
‘Damn it. We’re supposed to be eliminated first. And he’s saying we’ll go all the way?’
We need to get eliminated quickly so we can collect the money.
But Motmotmot stays until the end.
This was a problem.
“Um, Daegam… how exactly are you planning to place first… hahaha.”
Jello cautiously asked about the plan to secure first place.
He was desperately searching for a way to die quickly here.
“Give me the next Rune Box. Then we’re first.”
“…What?”
That’s it?
‘What, what is this?’
Not just Jello, but the entire Knight Order stood dumbfounded.
“I’m serious. Then we’d be first.”
Was it because of the critical situation?
Something felt different from the Almond of before.
‘In the old days, he’d just end it with “give me the Rune Box.”‘
Almond simply demands things without adding unnecessary conditions beforehand.
But now there was a condition attached.
‘I can make us first.’
This was an extraordinarily bold statement.
Even though Almond seems to say whatever comes to mind, once he says something, he has the habit of keeping it more faithfully than anyone else.
“Understood.”
Danmuji simply acknowledged without further questions.
He secured the confirmation before Almond could change his mind to the level of “I’ll throw if you don’t give me the Rune Box.”
“Let’s go then.”
Almond took the lead and guided the team forward.
“Wow… this is true alpha energy.”
That crazy guy lol
Alpha male suddenly cracked up lol
Hahahahahahaha
-Mosol… stop looking at that
Mosol followed the back of his admired senior, his eyes sparkling as if they were pouring out stars.
But then─
“…But where are we actually going?”
Almond hadn’t decided on a route.
“Ah, yes. Older Sister. I’ll lead the way.”
“Sure. Danmuji, you’re the tank anyway.”
He adds it’s because he’s the tank, absolutely not because Danmuji makes better route decisions.
“I’m a damage tank.”
“Ah, right. Half-tank.”
“….”
Almond stubbornly calls the damage tank a half-tank.
Damn, hahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha lol hahahaha
-For real lol
Watching this unfold, Jello seemed to want to join the conversation and threw out a lighthearted joke.
“Hey, that doesn’t make sense. Right? Daegam?”
“Jello.”
“Yes?”
Almond suddenly turned serious.
“We’re in a critical situation right now.”
“….”
A wounded Jello scurried back to the viewer channel microphone and complained.
“Why, why won’t you accept mine! This really doesn’t make sense!?”
-Kekekekeke lol
-Jello’s hitting the streaming talent wall right now kekeke
-That doesn’t make sense kekeke
-But you do save the broadcast~
-That doesn’t make sense lol
-Just say it meant a cold attribute tank kekeke

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As Danmuji led the way and carved out a route, one thought wouldn’t leave his mind.
‘Could it be… that my sister doesn’t know the ban list?’
If you get a Rune box, you’ll place first, they said.
It might be possible if she could secure Reina or Sori.
But all the good ADCs for this teamfight were already banned.
‘What is she even talking about?’
No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn’t find an answer.
Their brains were just wired differently.

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