Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1275

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 160
49. A Servant’s Life (2)
‘A temporary assignment?’
Cold sweat dripped down Jello’s spine at the unexpectedly concrete manual proposal.
‘No. This crazy yangban…?’
He’d rather take another whip strike—this had to be stopped.
If they actually created a manual, there’d be no turning back.
“I… well, that is, Your Majesty….”
Jello approached, trying to persuade him.
“I’m a King.”
“Ah, yes, I, Your Majesty…!”
-Kekekekekekekekekekeke
-Not even Daegam anymore kekeke
-Shit kkk
-King Mond
-For real, he’s the King
-Your Majesty Almond dd
Gobong chimed in from the side.
“Hey. Sunglasses. Is His Majesty your friend?”
“Ah, no, that’s why I said Your Majesty….”
He poked Jello with a long staff.
Poke. Poke.
“Say it with your soul in it, properly! Your Majesty!”
“Y-y-your Majesty!”
“There we go. Got it?”
-Your Majesty ahhhhkkkk
-Goguma’s got it kkkkk
-Goguma should never be given authority for real
-1st place streamer you don’t want to meet as a senior
“Speak.”
Almond nodded, and Jello continued.
“We shall gladly become pieces on this grand chessboard called Cheese.”
“And?”
“Burn this body! Die a hundred times over! Even if I become a Rune Spirit, I shall fight!”
“…And?”
“So there’s really no need for a manual or anything… hahaha….”
“You’re going to do it anyway, so I’m just teaching you how to do it well. Why are you opposed to that?”
-Kekekekekekekekekeke
-For real
-That makes sense kkkk
-That’s right kkk
-Want to get beaten? Come to Aseng
-Really?
-Ah, I’ll teach you how to burn your body kkkkk
‘Is that so?’
Jello’s words suddenly caught in his throat.
But who was he?
A streamer running at the highest stock price.
When it came to quick thinking, he was the best.
“That’s because they have stronger autonomy!”
“…Autonomy?”
“Yes! Rigid rules can’t solve everything that comes up in the field!”
Almond looked at him for a moment, then nodded.
It was a reasonably convincing argument.
“I see. But….”
There was just something odd about it.
“…Didn’t you just say you didn’t want to sacrifice yourself to Camembert?”
“That’s… I changed my mind after getting hit. Yes. So… you could say it’s tough love, right?”
-kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
-Jello’s shekkkkkkkk
-Your mind does change after getting hit kkk
-That’s the truth dd
-Tough love kkkkk
“That’s it.”
Almond clapped his hands in delight at those words.
“Huh?”
“Tough love is the answer.”
“!”
Hahahahahahahahaha
-kkkkkkkkkkkk
-Heukkkk
-kkkkkkkkkk
-kkkkkk
At that moment, Goguma didn’t miss the chance and shouted.
“Listen here! Beat this slave bastard with the rod very harshly!!”
“Kyaaaaaaaa!”

* * *
“Y-yes, I will.”
“See? When you discipline with love, the child listens so well. Hahahaha!”
In the end, Jello, the last bastion of resistance, surrendered to the Knight Order’s royal authority.
In truth, getting hit here didn’t actually hurt, and there was no real reason to surrender.
-Dispatch work, let’s go~ kkk
-Dispatch, dispatch
-Ah, this is hilarious
-Why doesn’t Mosol dispatch himself to the Knight Order?
But the atmosphere was so overwhelming that surrender felt inevitable.
‘He’s a slave to Chakra, after all.’
Almond had been aiming for this from the start.
Create the atmosphere, and Jello follows along.
It was a method of handling Jello that I’d already mastered since the Seok incident.
“Then let’s proceed as the royal class has decided! We’ll split up the serfs and assign them as dispatched workers!”
“Yes~!”
The nobles and commoners accepted the situation very easily.
The serfs stared at each other with bewildered expressions.
Nothing had been decided yet about how things would unfold from here on.
“Well~ Thank you all for your hard work today~!”
“Cheese Village fighting!”
-It became Cheese Village kkkkk
-And just like that, back to Cheese Village…
-This was the plan all along with Seok~
Hahaha, damn it.
-Come visit! Cheese Village!

* * *
Beeeep!
[Comprehensive Feedback]
The time for comprehensive feedback had arrived.
All teams headed to their respective team channels where their coaches awaited them.
Some teams would face harsh criticism, while others would pass without incident.
And some teams would…
“We’re going to get praised, right?”
Perhaps we would receive praise.
Just as Goguma was anticipating.
I was absolutely thrilled at the thought of showing my coach a first-place finish.
“Even the ultra-chic ice queen Sarang unnie smiling brightly, right?”
Goguma was eagerly anticipating that she—who rarely smiled and had never offered praise before—would finally commend me this time.
“I’m aiming for maximum head pats.”
I had clearly watched too many manga.
-This guy’s crazy kkkkkkkkk
-Head pats lol kkkkk
-Bruh kkkkk
-Kkkkkkkk real
-Just thinking about it hits different
-Really though?
-Head pats is insane kkkkk
Danmuji, standing beside me, let out a scoff.
“Hey. What did you do so well that you deserve praise?”
“Still, if we got first place overall, that’s worth some broad team-wide praise, right?”
“Do you think professional feedback is that simple? It’s not just about results. You didn’t do anything well. Man.”
“What?”
Thump.
Goguma’s pupils dilated in shock.
Even if the team got first place overall, I might not receive praise?
“B-but… this isn’t professional feedback, is it…!”
“!”
This time, Danmuji’s eyes wavered.
Of course, no one noticed.
‘Huh?’
Now that I thought about it, that was true.
‘Why did I think this was professional feedback….’
That was when it happened.
Whoosh…!
The coach appeared.

* * *
About twenty minutes ago.
When the second joint scrim had ended.
[Knight Order 1st Place!]
Celebratory fireworks were being launched with such a message.
It was certainly something the Coach would have been pleased about.
After all, the result I had predicted had come to pass.
And yet—
‘Hmm.’
In a dimly lit room, I gazed quietly at the monitor.
I was rewinding a certain scene featuring Almond and Lemon multiple times, as if searching for something I wanted to see again.
「Lemon. Want to try the Frost Archer and Aqua combo this time?」
「Uh, uh-uh… No! Daegam, Sori’s voice is the best!」
「Really? But this time…」
「I, I can’t do Aqua!」
「Huh? We agreed to practice it.」
「I tried practicing but I can’t do it…! No talent. Completely.」
「…Is that so?」
The conversation between the two came through clearly.
Frost Archer Leon and Aqua.
These two Avatars rarely have a coupling setting in Ril, yet they possess synchronized skills.
The Frost Archer’s arrows only trigger a freeze effect after hitting the same spot twice. But if Aqua applies water first, even a single arrow triggers the freeze.
This is a synergy that could create a significant variable.
So when duos with good teamwork pick up Leon and Aqua, it often leads to unexpected results.
Therefore, it was only natural that Almond and Lemon were practicing the Aqua Leon combination.
Since they operate as a duo with bow and staff in hand.
「Still, just one round, ple~」
「Daegam! Aqua is just sealed!」
「That much?」
「Disaster Level: Balloon Gum. Daegam.」
「Seal acknowledged.」
I paused the screen at this point.
‘A lie that will be exposed soon enough.’
On my other monitor, Lemon’s match records were listed.
There were traces of quite a few games played with Aqua.
‘Balloon Gum?’
Both wins and losses with Aqua appeared evenly distributed.
This was far from what [Disaster Level: Balloon Gum] would suggest.
To claim Balloon Gum status, at minimum a five-game losing streak with a KDA (*Kill and Assist ratio compared to Deaths) converging below 1 would be required.
‘She doesn’t seem to be at Balloon Gum’s level.’
Since I don’t know the details of the game Lemon ran solo, I can’t be certain.
But looking at the results alone, she’s not Balloon Gum.
I compare her performance with other data as well.
‘She utilized the Necromancer well.’
I watched a previous video of Lemon playing Necromancer in the Nant match.
[Eehee~! So~~~filthy! A toad!]
[Ehehehe! How about it!? Want some instant rice!? Huh?]
True to Necromancer Kuipan’s style, she was performing well with commentary sprinkled throughout.
‘Both Aqua and Necromancer share the same context as restraint-type Supporters.’
There’s no reason someone skilled with Necromancer would be particularly bad with Aqua.
In virtual reality games, there are sometimes Avatars that ‘don’t mesh with your body.’
But does Aqua really not mesh with her body?
Or perhaps….
‘I don’t know.’
Sarang rests her chin in her hand, tilting her head in confusion.
Figuring out how to use Avatars and devising strategies came so easily to me.
But this was difficult.
‘What could she be thinking.’
It had always been difficult.
Getting to know my colleagues.
‘Ah, my colleagues…!’
My eyes widen.
I realize there’s something I need to do.

* * *
A moment later.
In the Knight Order’s group chat, Coach Choi Sa-rang’s messages were flooding in—an unusually frequent occurrence.
[Coach Choi Sa-rang: Kekeke]
[Coach Choi Sa-rang: Kekekeke]
[Coach Choi Sa-rang: Kekekekekekeke]
[Coach Choi Sa-rang: Kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke]
She was savoring her moment of victory.
[Popcorn: Calm down.]
[Cosmic: Geez, she rests at home and loses her mind. Spamming the chat with “keke” over a mere Scream sweep? Kekekekeke]
[Coach Choi Sa-rang: (Whining that they couldn’t even do that, questioning how the strategy would work)]
[Coach Choi Sa-rang: But even knowing it, you can’t stop it~]
[Coach Choi Sa-rang: (Mockery)]
She attached a dancing rabbit emoticon dripping with scathing mockery, thoroughly punishing those who had doubted her.
[Popcorn: Wow… It’s been forever since I’ve seen her use emoticons like that.]
[Cosmic: Ugh, just come meet us. The Knight Order will just—boom!]
[Banana: Enjoy it while you can. Tsk tsk.]
[Marshmallow: Wow, Sa-rang, you look so happy! Hehe, you made the right choice doing this! Hehe]
[Coach Choi Sa-rang: Shut up. I’m not trying to be happy—I’m doing this because you guys wouldn’t include me.]
[Marshmallow: ㅠㅠ]
[Popcorn: Wow, petty much? Kekekekekekekekekekeke]
[Cosmic: How were we supposed to include you? Kekekekekeke Just go in and do it yourself?]
[Banana: Maybe she wanted us to assign her a Coach. But we don’t have one.]
[Coach Choi Sa-rang: Yeah, get lost.]
[Popcorn: Are you a grade schooler? Kekekekekekekekeke]
Still, being 1st Place this season is impressive.
Coach Choi Sa-rang was absolutely thrilled.
Yet to the Knight Order watching her now, it didn’t quite look that way.
“C-Coach, what are you doing right now?”
Goguma, who had been hoping for her gentle praise, stared intently at her expression, analyzing it before finally leaning over to whisper to Danmuji.
“No clue. Writing a script?”
Danmuji had no idea either.
“Why hasn’t she said a word since coming out….”
Well, ever since Coach Choi Sa-rang appeared before the Knight Order, she hadn’t uttered a single word—just diligently tapping away at an invisible keyboard.
“She looks happy though. She’s smirking.”
Goguma tried to hold onto hope.
Hong-cha chimed in from behind.
“Isn’t she just excited about tearing them to shreds? Like Aseng or Naro-hwan.”
“Insane….”
At Danmuji’s words, Goguma’s expression darkened.
“Is the path of head pats so long?”
-Kekekekekekekeke
-Kekekekesb
-That head pat obsession
-But that Coach really does have a thing for Goguma~kkk
-Do you have a conscience? Gobong?
Hong-cha spoke with eyes that showed complete disinterest.
“In the first place, what kind of Coach gives head pats… unless it’s Taco’s head.”
Hahahaha (laughing)
-That’s too much
-Suddenly attacking Taco kkk
-Extreme damage dd
Even if it’s just out of curiosity, I’d want to touch taco hair lol
-If you shave Goguma’s head there might be a chance
Everyone in the Knight Order was anxious about why she remained silent.
But Almond was different.
He simply sat in his seat, leisurely communicating with the Viewers.
Because he already knew Coach Choi Sa-rang.
‘She looks this excited so rarely.’
Without an extreme situation like winning an international tournament, this was the first time I’d seen such an expression.
Even the international tournament victory only brightened after the win—before that, she was focused on the match and never showed such a face.
‘That’s how perfect the Split was.’
Smirk.
Almond smiled, confident that he would be praised.
-What’s he thinking now
Hahahahaha
-Why is he smiling?
-Thinking about making Jello’s team fertile~
Suddenly looking at the Coach and smiling, various speculations crossed the chat.
Ding.
[Marriage is a drug donated 3,000 won.]
[Could it be… the Coach…!?]
-Hehe
-Gasp
-Nvm
-Gasp hahahaha
-What about Reina sb bastard
Among them, there was a donation that startled Almond.
[Gaji-bokkeun donated 3,000 won.]
[Almond is currently thinking the Coach will praise the Split]
“!”
Almond jumped up from his seat in surprise without thinking.
Clatter.
The viewers all caught on immediately.
His answer had been correct.
-Kekekekekekekekekekeke
-Kekekekerl
-Was it really this? Kekeke
-Gaji-bokkeun expert Almond kekekeke
-Rl
That was when it happened.
“…Ah.”
Coach Choi Sa-rang finally glanced toward the Knight Order.
‘Insane… when did they get here?’
Her face flushed crimson.

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