Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1272

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 157
48. Business Like Family (4)
Tap.
Taco pressed his forehead with his palm.
“Ah. Really… I told you not to do things like that…”
Jello was interpreting this survival match as a kind of ‘political game’.
Being so obsessed with broadcasting, he focused on showmanship rather than winning or losing.
That’s why he could come up with the idea of devouring both the Agricultural Cooperative and the Knight Order together, and even ‘agree’ to betray the Agricultural Cooperative while consuming them and letting the Knight Order live.
“Those guys don’t fall for that kind of thing!”
Takoyaki, being a broadcaster himself, understood wanting to resolve things with words somehow.
But the Knight Order included one former pro and one former national representative. These were people with exceptional competitive spirit.
There was no such thing as them casually agreeing and moving on.
They came rushing back the moment they revived Goguma.
[The shadow of the Abyss descends!]
To make matters worse.
The shadow of the Abyss was also closing in from behind Motmotmot’s team.

* * *
Jello was dumbfounded.
Taco had told him not to do this, but he had nothing to say either.
“Ah, no! If you got caught from both sides and survived, you should just go home gracefully! Why are you crawling back in!?”
-Real talk lol
-Vicious bastards
-They’re treating this like a joke
-Time for payback
When humans escape from great danger, they feel great satisfaction even if they gain little.
For example, if a stock that had been declining and locked up for three years touches break-even, 99 out of 100 won’t wait for more gains and immediately pull out.
They just want to escape that long state of suffering, regardless of profit.
Jello was excellent at leading the masses and growing his broadcast, so he was also very perceptive about human instinctive reactions.
But that very thing became his downfall.
Kiiiiiing…!
The team rushing toward him now contained people with habits that completely went against ordinary people’s instincts.
Almond would naturally come back for greater profit and retribution.
Even Danmuji, who played conservatively, wouldn’t give up on greater profit just because he had escaped from great danger.
His mind was too cold-blooded to fall for such tricks.
“Go! Balloon Gum!”
“Huh!?”
“Block it!”
At Jello’s command, Balloon Gum stepped forward with his shield to block Goguma’s Iron Ball.
Whiiiing…!
But Goguma’s Iron Ball suddenly curves sharply.
“…That, a sharp curve!? This is an advanced technique I only mastered after a year of practicing Iron Ball!?”
Hahahahaha
That guy’s got insane talent lol
-1 year lol
-It’s difficult, but usually a month of practice is enough…
Gum-shaped ㅠㅠ
Whoosh!
Goguma simply bypassed Balloon Gum and charged directly at Jello.
Crash!
Because Jello was trying to contract with his bow again this time.
“Where do you think you’re going! Trying to take our Daegam’s wife!?”
Jello was pushed back quite a distance, moving away from the Rune Box.
“Crazy… there’s so many! Just give me one!”
Haha, seriously lol
What kind of conversation is that lol
I’m dying laughing
Why can’t you say it’s yours ㅠㅠㅠ
Then Mosol charged in.
“Don’t talk about women!”
Slash!
His weapon was a sword again.
Despite being a Contractor, Goguma could neither attack nor defend against Mosol’s assault, only rolling backward in retreat.
“Uh, uh, uh… uh!?”
Hahahahahaha
-Bringing up women in front of Mosol!?
Damn, haha
Don’t disrespect someone who hasn’t tried it.
Slash! Slash!
Goguma’s health was dropping.
I held out until the signal came.
‘He told me to wait.’
Until when?
Until reinforcements arrive.
“Fire!”
A massive fireball flew in.
But the same happened from the opposite side.
Boom!
The two fireballs collided in midair and canceled each other out.
lol
-Wow
-A proper showdown, damn
-This much impact in a primitive match lol
Hong-cha’s bullets and Jello’s arrows crossed, while Danmuji burst in and threw Dotorimuk and Balloon Gum’s positions into chaos.
‘Here it comes. I need to bind him!’
Goguma crouched down and bound Mosol in place.
[Round and round, solid thud]
However, Mosol was a Challenger.
Hidden beneath his flashy physical plays was a considerable sense of judgment.
So he quickly calmed his excitement and realized it.
‘Huh? What’s this? Wouldn’t it be better to just ignore this and fight Danmuji instead?’
Iron Ball’s skill was just solid trash if left alone. There was no reason to deal with it.
But it was trash that talked.
“Hey. You said you became a bachelor, right?”
Goguma had learned from Agricultural Cooperative.
The first step to winning was to provoke your opponent first.
“Never tried it before?”
-Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
-Kekekekeke
-Kekekekekekekekekekeke
-Bachelor lol
-Ahhhkekekeke
-That word alone…
“Don’t worry. These days it’s safe until you’re 30─”
Crash!
Goguma felt vibrations from his back.
“I, I also… I also have female viewers!”
Crash crash!
Goguma was delighted even as he took hits.
“Kyokyokyo? Still young, I see. Gichan. Dating fans is absolutely no problem at all!”
He laughed like a villainous noblewoman and provoked further.
-Is this actually working?
-No way lol
-He created a taunt skill that doesn’t exist
-Lmao
-Insane lol
Crash!
Crash bang!
Mosol unleashed furious sword strikes.
Now I had to stop getting hit.
“Don’t take it out on me! Mosol! The person who stole all your potential girlfriends─”
Ting!
An arrow shot at Mosol’s sword and bounced off.
“Chiki-cha~”
Almond had fired it as a friendly greeting.
“That bastard!”
With Goguma’s cry, something felt off about the atmosphere.
“Grrr….”
“?”
Mosol approached very seriously, sword in hand.
-Timing kekekekekekekek
-Kekekekekekek
-Kekekekekekekek
-Chiki-cha is kekekeke crazy kekeke
-Gichan’s girlfriends chiki-cha~
“I’m just getting scratched here and there! Just getting older! Arghhhhhh!”
It seemed Motmotmot’s team had accumulated considerable stress from the pressure of their older members.
-Age kekekek
-Why did Balloon Gum suddenly flinch kekek
-Lol kekekek
Almond with his bow couldn’t engage in a direct confrontation against Mosol with his sword.
The old Almond wouldn’t have hesitated at something like that.
“Lemon.”
But now I knew there was no reason to.
“Yes!”
Whoosh!
[Air Bomb]
After blasting Mosol far back, I unleashed a barrage of arrows.
Whoosh!
Whoosh!
Landing three arrows while he was still airborne.
“Insane?”
Even Challenger Mosol was shocked by the damage.
“Grappling technique… what is this? No, what about the level?”
-Wow
-Air Bomb is totally broken kekekek
-Lemon and Almond have better synergy than expected?
-Why is the level like that damn
Thud!
By the time Mosol hit the ground, five arrows had already struck him.
On top of that, it was already level 4, so the damage was considerable.
“W-what is this? This is totally broken!”
Mosol sprang back to his feet and immediately deflected the arrows being fired at him.
‘Lemon first.’
While pretending to be angry at Almond, he subtly shifted his target to Lemon.
Targeting the healer and supporter first was the textbook strategy.
[Charge Slash]
Whoooosh!
A technique that charges in a straight line and cuts through everything in an instant.
Since it had a cooldown, it needed to be used carefully, but the timing and direction were perfect.
However—
“Wh… what?”
Boom!
He instantly became a Rune Spirit.
[Cannot stop the Foolish Youth!]
[Foolish Youth → Mosol]
Massive damage came in all at once.
In that brief moment, it seemed like he’d been hit by nearly three arrows.
“Daegam! Multi-shot, nice~!”
Almond had already known that Charge Slash only moved forward in a straight line.
What he and Lemon had been doing all day was shooting enemies coming from straight ahead.
He simply applied the same principle to Mosol’s straight-line charge.
He stood at an angle to Mosol’s path and unleashed a multi-shot.
In other words, Almond had already anticipated that Mosol would target Lemon, and he used that to land multiple arrows in a single volley.
“Insane.”
Mosol marveled.
“You’ve gotten even stronger, haven’t you?”
-Why are you admiring him lol
-This guy just likes Almond
-Real talk, that was sick
-But of course you’d like someone who’s good at games lol
-Damn, that was crazy just now
-Did he shoot at a diagonal angle to land multiple hits with the multi-shot?
Most of the viewers didn’t understand what had just happened.
Click.
Almond raised his index finger proudly, showing off his intelligence.
“Charge Slash isn’t teleportation—it’s a fast linear dash with collision detection, and Multi-shot is a fan-shaped piercing attack. In other words, I found the angle that maximizes the intersection between the long rectangle and the fan shape.”
-Wow
-Damn
-This is it
-Almond’s form lol
-Why is he so smart though!
Haha, f*** it lol
-The intersection lol
Almond-shaped lolololol
How could he afford to be so composed in the middle of battle?
It was simple.
[Hong-cha → Jello]
[Danmuji → Chocosong]
[Goguma → Balloon Gum]
[Hong-cha → Dotorimuk]
They had all died in their individual matchups already.
It was almost simultaneous with Mosol’s death.
Poof!
[Motmotmot out!]
-Damn
-Insane
and this lolololol
-Unless they beat the magical girl, who knows
-Are they really going first?
-They’re beating both sides crazy
-Why did they awaken?
It was a complete victory.
The Knight Order had Almond contract with ‘Cautious Hunter – Sori’ at this moment.
Then they split into Split again and perfectly controlled the southern part of the map.
With Iron Ball and Sori present, Split’s wings opened and closed at considerable speed.
[Danmuji: Regroup here. At this point. They’ll probably come. They have no choice but to come.]
[Lemon: Okay~]
[Hong-cha: Wow, they’re really coming! Danmuji hyung is the best!]
Danmuji’s orders from the team with the advantage were merciless suppression.
[Danmuji: They have no choice but to do this. If they wait here. They’ll come~]
[Hong-cha: Wow, they came again!?]
[Foolish Youth: Ugh….]
He understood all too well the plays that a fleeing team had no choice but to make.
And he laid traps precisely and picked them off one by one.
An extreme ‘Lü Bu-style play’ that was uncharacteristic of Danmuji emerged.
But this was actually not uncharacteristic of him at all.
‘I’m having too much fun. I should play accordingly.’
When he first gained the advantage, he too displayed his destructive side.
After all, this game had already been decided when they caught both sides early on.
At least in the mind of Danmuji, a professional player, it had ended right then.
And it became reality.
[1st Place]
“Waaaaaaa!”
The Knight Order erupted in cheers, high-fiving each other.
Slap!
“H-hey, should we do that thing again? Hehehehe.”
Lemon shyly suggested something.
Hong-cha understood.
She nodded and shouted.
“Bong-Song! Bong-Song!”
“Bong-Bong! Song-Song!”
“Bong-Song Knight Order! Fighting!”
-Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
-Kkk they’re really fired up kkk
-Lol
-Hilarious
-Bong-Song’s got the fundamentals~
-Kekekekekekek
-Ah kekekek
Was the team’s atmosphere that good that day?
The Knight Order won the next game too.
[1st Place]
And the game after that.
[1st Place]
-Lol
Black tea pentakill lol
-Wow kkk
And the game after that.
[1st Place]
-Danmuji
-The Foolish Youth is a legend…
-Kekekekekekekek insane
-Wow kk
-Almond just can’t stop them
The final game.
[Goguma is going wild!]
[Goguma → Baeksuk]
Now with Goguma carrying as well, they eliminated their final rival, the Agricultural Cooperative.
And….
[1st Place]
Confetti cannons erupted as the Knight Order roared in triumph.
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”
And so they finished every single game of the day in first place.
-Wow they actually did it
-No way
-“From now on, I’ll get first place.”
-Ugh this sucks. Gonna change my nickname to Ttok-cheong now
I’m just crazy lol
-They did this???
-Agricultural Cooperative in tears lolol
I’m crying so hard, I can’t believe I have to do this.
-Crazy lol

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