Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1156

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 41
13. Four Tanks Insurance (3)
Meanwhile, there was a place generating considerable buzz over the news that Jello and Almond had met again.
It was the Streamer Garden.
The post had secured 2nd place in the trending issues here.
1st) Mobunji infected with Rage Worm lol
2nd) Almond and Jello meet in live survival match lololol
3rd) Knight Order fan art
4th) Daegam’s witty quotes compilation reaction lol
5th) Go check out Zelruto fan art
Surprisingly, most other posts were still about the Nolchima era.
Though Nolchima had concluded with all its edited versions released, it continued to be reproduced within the Streamer Garden.
As a community driven by fan devotion to streamers, they had grown to love the Nolchima concept so much because it contained their actual(?) identities—a natural consequence.
For them, the news that Jello and Almond had met in the survival match placement exam was nothing short of a major event.
8th) Drew aggro just to show you this…
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Is this really that pathetic survival match from before?
Nut Shake with his striking appearance and ability to captivate women’s hearts, possessing superior martial arts—and Zelruto, with nothing but his past glory sleeping within him like dormant power.
Their clash unfolding at the Sanctuary of Resurrection stirred the heart…
(Photo)
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The photo had Almond and Jello’s faces composited over a famous scene.
-Lol they even changed the background to the sanctuary
-Lololololol
-Lolol the editing is hilarious
-The frozen part at the end is legendary lololol
Comments mocking the battle situation itself appeared.
-Is the survival match boom coming!?
└Survival game
-Survival matches are fun everyone, please come join us~
People had started entering to promote survival matches, whether as a concept or otherwise.
Of course, the Streamer Garden’s users didn’t accept it easily.
└Old timer. Go do your job
Hahahahaha (laughing hard)
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ is Korean onomatopoeia for laughter (like “hahaha” or “lol”). The └└ㅁㅊ part represents a laughing emoticon/gesture.
[UNTRANSLATED LINE 36]
A natural English translation would be:
[UNTRANSLATED LINE 38]
hahahaha or lol
└└The Department Manager is calling~ Manager!
They mocked the survival match for its older demographic.
-Anyway, once the tournament ends, nobody’s gonna play survival matches…
The cruel reality that current interest in survival matches exists only because streamers are participating.
lol lol lol lol lol
└Survival mode players are getting their hopes up for nothing lol
I’m crying so hard.
└Right now they’re having these grand matchups with Zelruto and Frost Archer, but later on there’s no way
You gotta start with Rosenita Root for the nuts shake, damn it.
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Survival mode players were disrespected everywhere they went.
In fact, posts like this were even popping up.
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They’re left in a state where they’re neither dead nor alive?
(photo)
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-???
-?lololol
-The trembling is seriously hilarious lol
-What is this? A frozen human or something?lol
-“Perfect Demise”
└lololol
└Lmao
└Dotorimuk was so funny
└But isn’t that actually the most imperfect death?lol
-That’s the spirit sealing technique from Ghostbusters lol
└Lmao
└For real lol
└Yeah that’s it
└Jello would definitely need to be sealed as an evil spirit
-I’m losing it, Ghostbusters buglol
└For real, those members again
└This… another Kim Kim duo from Pollis is going to have to work overtime….
With all these various interests focused on Almond’s first survival mode placement exam match.
The final confrontation began.
[Jello’s team and Almond’s team left lol]
[Wow lol Jello’s team actually survived??]
[Jello’s team has a higher average level lol]
Just as posts flooded the forums, the last two remaining teams were Almond’s team and Jello’s team.
“Jello certainly has the weight class for this.”
Scroll.
Juhyeok muttered while scrolling down.
“Just being matched up like this is producing this incredible firepower.”
It wasn’t even an important tournament—just the first match of a placement exam.
That alone wouldn’t be enough to draw this much attention.
The moment I matched with Jello in the same game, viewer numbers began climbing meaningfully.
Regardless of who wins, I’ve already gained an advantage.
However—
“I need to win.”
Juhyeok is someone who values money.
[1st Place this round. However, keep Balloon Gum alive.]
[1,030,000 won]
I can’t just brush past this.

With Balloon Gum’s appearance, the mission reward had surpassed one million won.
An amount that’s hard to believe for a single placement exam round.
I absolutely have to claim this.
[UNTRANSLATED LINE 98]
* * *
Whoosh.
Jello adjusts his sunglasses and wears a meaningful expression.
[Abyss Shark has been eliminated!]
The other Abyss Shark is dead too.
All the Abyss Sharks that appeared on the map have been successfully hunted.
With this, there was a high chance the Whale would appear.
“It looks like there’s only one team left besides us, doesn’t it?”
He casually drops this remark while glancing at the chat window.
-*#@&$
-@*$(@
I can’t translate this as it’s not a complete word or phrase in Korean. “ㅇㅇ” typically represents censored or redacted text in Korean online communication, similar to “XX” or “**” in English.
lol
-Is this really 1st place on the first round?
-*#*#@@
He’s an experienced Streamer.
He quickly grasps what the censored messages are implying.
‘So the remaining team is… that place after all.’
Jello looks toward Dotorimuk.
Did Dotorimuk catch on too?
He’s explaining something to his teammates.
“That’s why we need to try using this once. If we use this, we can completely neutralize one person, right?”
-There’s no such thing as a Perfect Demise, Nut Shake…
-Owl Black would be better
You’re obsessed with this too haha
Dotorimuk believed he could use a technique that combined freezing and stun to turn an opponent into a frozen statue.
‘Good grief. This fellow.’
Jello sighed.
Because of him, I’d been forced into playing Frost Archer ADC, a role that didn’t even suit me.
‘It’s not that he can’t play the game.’
Dotorimuk was a streamer with fundamentally high game sense.
Hadn’t he cleared every route in that notoriously difficult Kingdom Age?
‘He obsesses over strange things.’
But after playing Kingdom Age so much, something had gone wrong with his head—whenever he discovered something odd, he’d keep digging into it.
I’d thought it was just an act, but looking at him now with his eyes bloodshot red as he spoke, it seemed genuine.
“In this game, you can basically do infinite combat like a zombie by continuously resurrecting through the Rune Spirit. But Perfect Death? It’s just… over. How can you not be curious about this?”
He had a point.
When transformed into a Rune Spirit, teammates could immediately take the spirit away and revive me, and if I died again, they’d revive me again—a zombie-like playstyle was possible.
But if there was a way to eliminate someone directly without the Rune Spirit stage?
That would definitely be broken in survival matches.
The problem was that we couldn’t guarantee it 100%, yet we’d already invested too many resources into it.
“Is… is it really? Is it really this time?”
“Perfect Shot. Owl Black… they were all real, weren’t they!? You saw them yourself!?”
One teammate picked Aqua, a character she didn’t even play well, because of Dotorimuk.
It was because there was a combo between Aqua and Frost Archer.
If Aqua applied water, the Frost Archer would normally need to hit twice to freeze, but with the combo, one hit was enough.
“But there were so many times it didn’t work. Honestly, except for Perfect Shot, almost everything else was wrong.”
Hahahahahaha
-Almond ruined the kid…
lol that’s so funny haha
-There were way more failures
-The kid’s broken because of Perfect Shot
The Aqua player seemed to be a longtime fan of Dotorimuk.
That’s why she picked Aqua for him.
“So who’s going to handle the stun?”
“I’ll do it.”
The Shield Warrior Crave player volunteered to handle the stun.
“If we apply the stun before the freeze ends, that should work. Crave has two stun abilities, so it shouldn’t be difficult.”
“Yes, but the problem is that freezing is all ranged, so can one person go in close range alone?”
“If Jello and I engage together and split the aggro, it should work, right?”
That’s when Jello stepped in.
“Now, now, let’s stop spouting that strange conspiracy theory. Let’s just fight well and try to win. Everyone. Why would you stack stun on top of a freeze!? That’s wasting CC abilities. Wasting them!”
Jello made a pretty solid argument.
“Why pin your hopes on such strange luck? There’s Balloon Gum on the enemy team!”
-That’s true
Hahahaha
-Ugh…
-???: Kkeom beneath Jello!
However, his teammates’ reactions were far from supportive.
“Wait, you died to Balloon Gum, didn’t you? And not just a regular death—a Perfect Demise.”
“No, listen here, there’s no such thing as a Perfect Demise in this world!”
It didn’t work.
Because of how he’d died to Balloon Gum, Jello’s authority within the team had completely crumbled.
“Right. You don’t realize how much time we wasted reviving you?”
“…”
Jello hadn’t even properly revived at the Sanctuary of Resurrection.
To be precise, he did come back to life, but he respawned in the region where he’d died.
By the time they reunited, more time had passed, and they’d gone through tremendous hardship.
His voice in the team had inevitably diminished.
“What would someone who died to Balloon Gum even know.”
“Honestly, he’s not even human.”
-LMAOOO
-Are the teammates not viewers? LMAO
-LOLOLOL that’s true
-Not human LOLOLOL
-LMAOOO
-If he’s not human, is he maybe a bot? Haha genuinely confused
Ding.
[Narrator donated 5,000 won.]
[What Balloon Gum slew was not merely Jello’s body. His very soul perished as well… This is the Perfect Demise.]
-LOLOLOLOLOL
-So this is the Perfect Demise LOLOLOL
-His soul died too LOLOLOL
Public sentiment had turned sour.
The team had suffered greatly because of Jello.
“It was Jello who died to Balloon Gum. I am Zelru, if you please?”
Soon after, Jello attempted to evade responsibility.
-?
-??
-…?
-LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-So you became Zelru after dying? LMAO
-LMAOOO
-Can you even say your father’s name like that? LMAO
“Yes. My father apparently froze to death? I’ve been sharpening my blade all this time to avenge him—”
It was then that Jello drew his sword with a metallic ring.
──Boom!
“!?”
Flames erupted outward.
Whoooosh!
Multiple pillars of fire shot skyward.
[Flame Descent]
It was Sori’s descent skill.
[Unleashes a linear barrage of fire element arrows in the desired area. All arrows explode upon impact, dealing continuous damage and obscuring vision.]
A flame descent that destroyed the enemy formation while simultaneously dealing wide-area fire damage.
-?
-Yikes
-Whoa
-Damn
-Yikes
-Here we go
-Lmao just straight up archer
Using this descent skill right from the start left the enemies no choice but to panic.
Just as I intended, they scattered in all directions.
“T-There’s an enemy!”
“Damn it, where… there!”
“Formation! Hold the formation!”
Dotorimuk gritted his teeth and shouted.
Whoosh!
He positioned the Shield Warrior ahead and scanned all directions.
But then─
“Wachahou!”
[Flying Punch]
Balloon Gum charged in with an unusual battle cry.
His iron fist connected squarely with Jello’s jaw.
Crack!
“Ugh!”
Jello convulsed for a moment.
“Ah, no!? You’ve come, Father’s avenger!”
He recognized who it was.
Whoosh!
But he’d stood too long in the flame descent’s area and collapsed instantly.
[An ally has been defeated.]
[Reckless Warrior → Jello]
He died right there.
-Now Grandfather’s avenger
-He’s already dead lol
-Died again? lol
-Dead the moment I saw him lolol
Fortunately, this time he became a Rune Spirit.
Poof!
“Revive Jello! Fall back while you do!”
“Insane, what’s Sori’s damage!?”
“Looks like she ate all the Runes by herself.”
The teammates blocked with their shields and revived Jello, who had become a Rune Spirit.
Crash!
In the meantime, the enemy Giant Machine’s great sword hook flew toward them.
Balloon Gum cast [Iron Body] and braced for impact.
-Wow, Gum bro
-He really committed to that engage
-Nice
-Absorbed it all lol
Balloon Gum advanced again, converting the damage he absorbed with Iron Body into forward momentum.
Crash!
“Wahahaa~!”
-Gum bro lolol
-What’s with that battle cry
-Sounds like old man kung fu sound effects lol
“Ugh!”
The Shield Warrior was pushed back.
The momentum was incredible.
Dotorimuk shouted.
“D-dammit Aqua, now’s your chance! Spray water!”
“Yes!”
A full-scale battle erupted.
[Aqua Bomb]
Splash splash splash!
Countless water bombs shot forward.
[Frostbite]
Dotorimuk also scattered ice arrows forward.
[Freeze]
[Freeze]
Balloon Gum and Walwalkick were instantly frozen.
Jello’s Rune Spirit was revived once more.
Poof!
Jello, reborn anew.
-Phew
-Man, that was close
-But we survived
“I, I’m Zelra?”
Zelru, instantly demoted all the way to Zelra.
Hahaha, that’s hilarious!
-Already a grandchild now?
The Legend of Zelda is crazy/insane
[Chakra Release]
Boom!
Zelra kicks off the ground and spins sharply backward.
He was trying to catch the angle for a rear entry.
“My grandfather froze to death… my father burned to death… I will have my revenge!”
-We might see the whole Zel family tree
A Song of Ice and Fire lol
This time I’m gonna die from the wind lolol
-Now only wind is left
“Got you from behind!?”
And so Zelra turns toward the rear and charges into the enemy formation.
It seemed the enemies had let their guard down because he died first.
They thought there was no Assassin.
But that was a grave mistake.
“I’ll cut down the dealers one by one!”
Because Zelra is here.
[Chakra Release]
Boom!
His form scatters in an instant as he draws his blade—
Thud!?
“!?”
An unsatisfying sound echoes out.
‘Huh?’
What greets him is the mighty stone giant Kutan.
A Tank.
“Wh… what the… why is there another Tank here!?”
Basakbasakk answers with a sinister grin, raising his massive stone fist high.
And he pronounces their death sentence.
In Almondil’s way.
“Thaeng.”
Crash!
I can’t translate this as it appears to be random Korean consonants and numbers rather than actual Korean text or words.
-Why does this tank have so many… lol

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