Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1150

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 35
11. Perfect Death (3)
Jello and Dotorimuk suddenly face to face.
Some viewers had known about it long ago.
‘What is this…?’
I couldn’t help but be bewildered.
-Almond’s total chaos lol
-lololololol
-Truemond Show returns
-Wow, a showdown between Kkeom and Zelruto in front of the Sanctuary, my heart swells!
-Everyone’s here lol
-Almond. This is the Matrix world. It’s fake. Get out of the game quickly.
-The Kkeom-Jello-Mosol-Dotorimuk-Chocosong combo is hilarious
Wasn’t I still suffering from the aftereffects of the Truemond Show?
By my standards, I was trapped in the Truemond world until just this morning.
And now another coincidence like this piles on?
“What is this, senior?”
I couldn’t help but be suspicious -though I had no idea what I was even suspecting.
“Was I deceived?”
“Huh? Deceived how? No… how could you deceive me?”
At my response, the viewers got even more excited and compounded the chaos.
-Kkeom’s also fake, go go
-lol how can you deceive someone like this
-Caught in the Kkeom-trix
-This is a fake world line, Almond! Escape quickly!
-How did Kkeom deceive you lol
-Balloon Gum’s domain expansion lol
-Total chaos lol
“No, how did I meet senior and meet Jello and Dotorimuk too….”
“Oh. That? We ran our Q at the same time.”
“We?”
“Yeah, the Platform Championship team. Don’t know Kkeom-Jello-Mosol-Dotorimuk-Chocosong? It’s famous as the completely nonsensical team.”
It was an abbreviation for Balloon Gum, Jello, Mosol, Dotorimuk, and Chocosong.
“This can’t be.”
Even I had to shake my head at the terrible team composition.
-This can’t be lol
-70% of the nonsense factor is Balloon Gum lololol
-The completely nonsensical team lol
-lol
“Anyway, we ended up doing this together….”
Not all my questions were answered, but I couldn’t hear any more.
My opponent interjected into the conversation.
“Wait. Balloon Gum?”
Jello was beaming with a broad smile.
“When I saw Almond, I thought this round was done for! But if Kkeom is here, we can rest easy? It seems the god of balance still exists in this wicked game! Hahahaha!”
“….”
Balloon Gum was receiving tremendous insults.
‘So that’s why we spun at the same time.’
I was starting to understand the situation.
Look at how excited Jello was getting, teasing even more.
“And where did all the other teammates go? Into Balloon Gum’s belly? The remaining teammates were deliciously eaten by the production team~ What kind of thing is this? This~?”
Probably Balloon Gum wanted to prove something to Jello.
Hahahahaha I’m so excited hahahaha
Crazy lolololol
Hahahahaha
-Actually they died because of Almond…
My team was unnecessarily divided in two and then completely wiped out.
The order to split into two came from me.
Poor Balloon Gum was being insulted instead.
“Wait, this was all because Mond said to split the team in two… Hey. Mond. Explain this to me. Huh?”
“I don’t know.”
hahahahahaha
Hahaha, no way haha
Lol, you’re crazy ㅋㅋㅋ
-He really forgot
No point in arguing.
“We just need to win, right?”
Twang—
I immediately drew my bowstring.
“Oh my. Almond?”
Jello raised both arms and stopped me.
“It’s impossible with just Sori, not Reina. We also have more numbers?”
A 4 versus 2 situation.
Jello is also a Contractor, and we’re right in front of the Sanctuary of Resurrection.
Another team could also get involved.
It’s a bad situation for both sides.
“We’ll resurrect one person first. Just one. And after we go faaaar away, you can do it then, Almond?”
“….”
I was silent for a moment.
My gaze only flickered downward.
And I quietly murmur.
“Two seconds.”
“…Huh?”
Balloon Gum had no idea what I meant.
“One second….”
It was the cooldown for Rope Movement.
But Jello was in the same situation.
“Smoke Bomb cooldown: one second.”
He too was actually waiting for the cooldown to reset.
The Storm Ninja’s smoke bomb had a lengthy cooldown early on, so he deliberately spoke to me while waiting for this moment.
Almond didn’t know this.
‘The Sanctuary of Resurrection is single-use.’
I simply knew that the Sanctuary of Resurrection wouldn’t activate twice.
Twang!
The moment the Rope Movement cooldown came back, I released the bowstring.
Crash!
Jello thrust forward while releasing chakra into the ground.
My arrow struck Dotorimuk’s head directly.
Balloon Gum hastily raised his shield to block Jello.
Clang!
Jello’s blade and Balloon Gum’s shield sparked as they clashed.
[Smoke Bomb]
Simultaneously, smoke scattered in all directions.
With this, I could no longer hit enemies other than Jello with ranged fire.
Pop!
[Rope Movement]
As a counter, I escape using Rope Movement.
‘Just as expected.’
Jello had calculated up to this point.
‘Now I eliminate Balloon Gum and isolate him.’
His target was Balloon Gum, who had no mobility skill.
The Storm Ninja gains increased chakra with each kill.
This makes him faster.
If I easily eliminate Balloon Gum here and fight?
I could face Almond in a much more powerful state.
“Fire everything!”
“Yes!”
Following his command, the remaining teammates open fire into the smoke.
Since allies are visible even inside the smoke, they fired based on his position.
After all, Jello and Balloon Gum would be right next to each other anyway.
[Fireball]
Whoooosh!
The mage’s most powerful offensive spell, Fireball, came crashing down.
“Wha—?”
Balloon Gum couldn’t move.
Wasn’t Jello’s sword locked against his shield?
In the end, he took the full brunt of the Fireball.
Boom!
Even though it hit the shield, the damage was catastrophic.
Flames and smoke obscured his vision, and panic seized him.
“Mond!?”
Almond had vanished.
Thrust!
Jello’s blade pierced toward Balloon Gum’s abdomen.
[Health 71%]
“Senior, go peacefully!”
Slash!
Jello’s sword strike came again.
Remarkably fast.
[Health 50%]
Contractors who wielded swords had a kind of cancel technique—a way to input commands to minimize the gap between consecutive strikes.
Jello’s sword strikes flowed with remarkable naturalness.
‘They said he was skilled back then, and it’s true.’
Balloon Gum couldn’t afford to lose.
“Hah!”
He brought his shield down toward Jello’s head.
But—
[Chakra Release]
“?”
Jello’s form scattered, and the strike whiffed.
Instead, a blade strike came from behind.
Slaaash!
[Health 29%]
“Ugh!”
Looking back, Jello spoke with ease.
“Slow.”
-Wow
-Nice
-Hahahahahahahaha
-Zelruto! Zelruto! Zelruto!
“Lol using real chakra is so damn funny hahahaha”
-Time to set things straight~
“Haaah!”
Whoosh!
Balloon Gum spun backward and swung his shield, but—
[Chakra Burst]
Boom!
Jello shot skyward.
[Chakra Adhesion]
Thud!
He stuck to the tree like a magnet.
“…W-what is this? This is total bullshit!”
“It’s just a difference in skill, isn’t it?”
-Bullshit?
Haha, suddenly acting like that
-First time seeing Storm Ninja?
Setting it up and then scamming lol
That made sense—this was a battle between a Contractor and an ordinary Player.
Of course there was no contest.
[Chakra Burst]
Boom!
Jello kicked off the tree and flew forward like lightning, slashing with his blade.
“Ugh!”
Clang!
The shield blocked it, but the tremendous damage amplified by Chakra acceleration was devastating.
[Health 12%]
Sssssss…!
Red lines flickered across Jello’s eyes.
[Ninja’s Instinct]
When he could finish an opponent in a single strike, these lines appeared.
Following this path to eliminate the opponent would strengthen his Chakra.
“I see it… the line is visible… kekeke.”
Haha, damn it
-He can actually see it
Poor gum guy ㅠㅠ
-So that’s why they call him Storm Ninja Jello…
-At least give Balloon Gum Iron Ball before fighting
-Storm Ninja Jello! Storm Ninja Jello! Storm Ninja Jello!
That’s when it happened.
[Reckless Warrior Double Kill!]
“…?”
A notification appeared that the Reckless Warrior had killed two enemies.
“Jello! Behind you!”
Dotorimuk’s voice rang out.
But it was already too late.
[Frost Arrow]
Thwack!
An arrow flew in and struck Jello in an instant, freezing him solid.
The Storm Ninja’s greatest strength was his mobility.
Without it, he was essentially worthless.
[Frozen]
Jello remained frozen for 2 seconds.
“How… how is this possible?”
Jello tried to turn his rigid neck to look behind him.
He couldn’t.
“What the hell is happening!?”
After killing the two, I used Rope Movement to dash toward Jello again.
While flying through the air, I fired a frost arrow, then continued unleashing more arrows.
Boom!
Crash!
[Health 31%]
His health had dropped to the 30% range.
The fourth arrow was fired the moment I landed.
[Frost Arrow]
Another frost arrow.
[Frozen]
With the freeze stacking, the duration shortened from 2 seconds to 1.5 seconds of freeze again.
“Is this… is this some kind of broken character!?”
Hahahahahahaha
Haha, the same thing keeps coming up lol
What’s the difference between bubble gum and something else lol
I can’t translate this as it appears to be random Korean characters/gibberish rather than actual Korean text.
Clack—
I landed right beside Jello and drew my bowstring.
Whoosh!
Arrows began striking Jello again.
“What are you doing, Dotorimuk!?”
Here, Jello began blaming others.
But Dotorimuk was simply resurrecting the dead Rune Spirits.
“No, I, I have to resurrect the dead ones, don’t I!?”
“No, what good is it to set up a memorial table so lavish after I’m dead! Don’t kill me, I’m saying!”
-Lmaooooo
Hahahahahahaha
Lol, crude language
Ancestral ritual table lolololol
lol
Those were Jello’s last words.
“Kkeom! Under! Jel!”
Balloon Gum smashed him down with his shield, shouting his battle cry.
Crash!
“…Huh?”
Jello knew he was going to die.
‘But I didn’t expect this?’
He thought he’d die to Almond.
[Balloon Gum has defeated the enemy!]
[Balloon Gum → Jello]
But it was Balloon Gum who defeated him.
-Gasp
hahahaha
Hahaha, that’s so funny!
Zeluto vs Gunskein, but Rock Lee interrupts ㄷㄷ
-Whoa
-So that’s why he froze him twice?
-Insane
-The birth of Zelruto…
-Only Daegam can revive Kkeom’s spirit~
-Kyaa
Dotorimuk, witnessing this sight.
“This is….”
He lost his will to fight.
“Kkeom-Under-Jel? What have I been fighting for all this time….”
I can’t provide a reliable translation for this text as it appears to contain corrupted characters, typos, and internet slang that don’t form coherent Korean words or phrases.
Hahahahaha, for real
Jello shock lol, balloon gum one bite lol
-So I was fighting for a guy like that?
Dotorimuk stood dazed.
He pulled himself together again.
His teammates had all come back to life.
What if he revived Jello too?
“W-wait, there should still be a Rune Spirit left! We can revive him!”
-I’d just kill them right away…
-Been keeping them alive all day long lol
-Funeral Director Dotorimuk
-Yeah, it’s still 3 vs 2 right now
-But shouldn’t Almond’s rope movement cooldown be up by now?
Of course, escaping from that position while in Rune Spirit form wasn’t easy.
“With Jello’s driving skills! We can make it out alive!”
But there was a chance.
Since the Rune Spirit was small and harder to step on precisely than expected, people who moved well in Rune Spirit form often survived much longer.
However─
“Huh? Why don’t I have a Rune Spirit?”
But strangely, Jello didn’t even become a Rune Spirit.
“…?”
Both Balloon Gum and Almond were puzzled by this.
Jello’s corpse hadn’t disappeared either—it remained frozen solid.
In that state, it trembled microscopically.
Only his lips moved, and his voice leaked out.
“Why didn’t I become a Rune Spirit?”
Hahaha that’s so funny lol
-That’s gotta be a bug lmaooo
-Is it a bug?
-??
-Balloon Gum’s domain expansion broke, it’s a bug lol
-Huh?
-The freeze state broke while dying at the same time, so something got twisted?
-Huh lololol
-He literally became a frozen corpse lmao
“Wait… what is this? I’m definitely dead, right?”
A dead man asking questions while dead.
Almond stares at him for a long moment, finding it fascinating.
-Lmaooo
-What even happened lol
-The corpse is talking…
-It’s a bug lol
Ding.
[Suyeon donated 10,000 won.]
[Who are we? Ghost Busters~!]
-Lmaooooo
-Ghost Busters~!
-Right lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol
-Ah, so it was this combination…
Suyeon’s appearance is crazy.
-Bug collector Balloon Gum
Dotorimuk and his colleagues had no choice but to retreat upon witnessing the horrific state Jello had become.
“L-let’s run. That is… that’s basically…”
Dotorimuk was forced to construct yet another theory to comprehend this phenomenon.
“Perfect Death.”
Damn, hahahahahaha
Perfect Death lol
Did he die perfectly? lol He seems to have died in the most ambiguous way lol
Conspiracy theorist lol
-He’s gonna talk about this for a while
“Pardon?”
His colleague beside him questions the term “Perfect Death” with a puzzled expression.
But Dotorimuk shakes his head.
“There’s no helping it. That’s just how it is.”
“So we’re running away, right?”
“Yes.”
As they escaped, the Sanctuary of Resurrection’s area turned green once more.
Ding!
Diiing!
Almond’s team’s resurrection countdown had begun again.

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[Beginner Tip]
[Did you know? You can immediately execute an enemy who has become a Rune Spirit. Simply stomp on the slippery, small, and adorable Rune Spirit with your foot to crush it to death.]

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