Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1128

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 5 Episode 13
5. Avatar Contract (1)
Omelette.
He was one of the three greatest streamers on the Paprika platform.
His average viewership matched or exceeded the top three.
Yet he was the weakest among them.
“What, Survival Mode? I don’t play that no-foundation garbage. Why do you keep bringing it up? Huh?”
He was a streamer with limited range.
He barely played anything outside of Ril, and within Ril itself, he only played Siege Mode.
-Just Siege lmao
-Ugh, Siege nerd bastard
-Siege addict
“No, Ril keeps rolling out all these different modes like it’s trying to do everything. This is just like mint cola, curry cola—that garbage tastes like shit. You know what I mean?”
His distinctive rap-like manner of speaking created polarizing opinions.
His rigid fundamentalist ideology likewise divided people.
“There are only two modes in Ril, folks. You know what I’m saying?”
-?
-What are they?
-Isn’t it one?
-Is there anything besides Siege?
“Victory or defeat.”
-Damn
-lmaooo
-Lol
-He’s denying modes themselves
-Real talk lol what other modes are there? lol
-This guy
-#Make RIL Great Again
He despised every mode in Ril besides Siege.
In fact, he wouldn’t even allow the word “mode” to be used.
Because Ril was Siege Mode.
“Ril these days is just… fucking homeless. It lost its home. Ril lost its home. You know what I mean? No home. No Kevin. No Christmas.”
Omelette was a rare type of human these days.
That’s because…
-These days? lol When did other modes come out?
-Bro, there was only Siege for like a year lol
-Pretty much everything came out after early access ended, right? lol
-Is he cryogenically frozen?
Ril had been divided into three modes quite a long time ago.
“No, whatever! I can’t accept it! No respect! Ril has legacy from the PC gaming era! Legacy! Heritage! You know what I mean! You do! You don’t!”
-Lmaooo
-That’s a completely different game
-Hahaha
-Living in the 2020s…
-Agreed~
Omelette even references back to the PC gaming era.
His ideology mainly becomes a laughing matter, but there were those who appreciated this mindset.
And their numbers were considerable.
That was Omelette’s fanbase.
-That’s right~
-Make Ril Great Again
-Supporting Omelette, the Ril fundamentalist
-Agreed
-Ahhh, now that’s the real Omelette
Thanks to this, Omelette drew considerable popularity.
However, as his streamer tier gradually rose, this began to become his weakness.
-So you’re not participating in the platform championship?
-Tsk tsk, other modes can’t even keep up with the broadcast
-Since he doesn’t play other modes lol, they don’t call him
More and more tournaments and events for other modes began to emerge.
‘Ugh… why are there so many of these mode events.’
Siege was an incredibly difficult game.
As time passed with Ril and players aged, many found it burdensome to keep up.
These players migrated to relatively easier modes like escort and survival.
The core player base shifted from their twenties to their thirties.
Naturally, Ril’s developers began investing more effort in this direction as well.
“…They’re holding the platform championship in survival mode?”
Moreover, the platform championship—the largest streamer tournament held recently.
They were going to hold it in survival mode.
For Omelette, it was like a bolt from the blue.
-Hahahaha his expression lol
-Lmao look at his face
-He looks like he just lost a country
“Wow. Everyone. This is truly the end times. The end. Everyone. Not horse strong. The end. You know what I mean? End of century.”
It wasn’t an act—he was sincere.
“No siege, and they’re doing the platform championship in survival mode only? Huh? What kind of skill can you even evaluate with that? Huh?”
A tournament held only in survival mode, not alongside siege.
For fundamentalists like Omelette, it was a massive shock.
And shock quickly turned to anger.
“I’m boycotting the platform championship. Seriously, no fundamentals. I’m calling Police Korea. For real. I really will. Everyone. I’m uploading this to all tubes. You know if I say I’ll do it, I do it. Huh?”
He didn’t hesitate to make extreme statements.
“I’m going to have it out with Police Korea for real. You hear me?! You don’t believe me, bro? 2036 is ours. Boom! Survival match! Boom escort match!”
-Omelette! Omelette! Omelette!
I need to be honest that this text contains informal/slang Korean that’s difficult to translate precisely.
[UNTRANSLATED LINE 85]
“경찰이랑 담판을 ㄷㄷ” appears to be:
– 경찰이랑 = with the police
– 담판을 = have a showdown/confrontation
– ㄷㄷ = onomatopoeia or slang (possibly expressing fear or stuttering)
[UNTRANSLATED LINE 90]
A natural English translation would be:
[UNTRANSLATED LINE 92]
“Having a showdown with the police, yikes” or “Confronting the police, gulp”
-Omelette!
-Make LIL Great Again! Make LIL Great Again! Make LIL Great Again!
-Son?! Ril is a siege match! Son?! Ril is a siege match! Son?! Ril is a siege match!
And just like that, Omelette actually visited the Police Korea headquarters, and it was uploaded to AllTube.
[Boom The Police. Omelette really stormed the actual building.]
The title was overflowing with audacity.
But the thumbnail was a photo of him posing arm-in-arm with Police Korea officials, all smiles.
Above it was written this caption.

Before even watching a single second of the video, subscribers had no choice but to flood the comments.
You fucking traitor lol
Lol that’s so funny haha
Is this the hip-hop you were talking about? lol
-Guess there’s nothing you can do when you meet the real thing? You rat bastard
When I actually met the real thing, I immediately tucked my tail between my legs lol
-Fucking snitch…
Of course, hate comments flooded in.
[UNTRANSLATED LINE 111]
* * *
After that, Omelette’s first broadcast in preparation for the platform championship.
He scratched his head while progressing through a survival match tutorial round.
“This survival match mode is actually pretty decent, isn’t it?”
Omelette muttered sheepishly.
Hahahahaha lol hahahaha
Haha, that’s really ugly/disgusting.
-How much did Pollis pay you?
-Just… ^Omelette^
I’m telling you it’s fine lol
Man, I really want a Jjukbang right now lol
Naturally, the response wasn’t positive.
Even though I was already in the middle of the tutorial.
“No, look. Honestly, siege warfare is the fundamentals, right? I know that too. But both can be fun, can’t they? Huh? Fun is like a chair or something? If you steal a chair and sit in it, you can’t sit in the next fun? That doesn’t make sense. You know what I’m saying, right?”
Talking nonsense lol
-I want to hit him with a chair for real
Chair lol wtf lol
Ding.
[OmelettePartTime donated 3,000 won.]
[Honestly I curse at you, but if Omelette finds survival matches fun, I’m all for it~]
Nick is freaking out lol
Part-time job lol
-???: Is this how you do it?
Hahahaha, highly recommend~
Enduring this ordeal, Omelette was progressing through his first survival match.
“Everyone, I’ll prove it to you. Show and prove, right? I just sweep through and take first place, that’s all. Just like a beast. Like a beast. Okay?”
-Omelette special) When flustered, I end up using really awkward English lolol
Haha, it’s just a tutorial, why can’t I get first place?
-These kids here are seriously messed up
-Not getting first place in a tutorial is legendary, what don’t you understand
Hahaha, you call that talking? Hahaha
It wasn’t baseless confidence.
Despite all the criticism Omelette received, his innate gaming sense was among the very best of amateurs.
As an ADC, he had even reached 1st place in the Ril amateur rankings.
Even though the rules were different, few thought he couldn’t achieve first place in a tutorial for a game where the mechanics were ultimately the same.
“Alright, I don’t really know the rules yet. I’ll follow my teammates and progress. Fortunately, one of my teammates recognized me and gave me an ADC weapon. This is the right contract, right?”
The beginning went smoothly.
One of my teammates recognized me, introduced me as a skilled player.
All the other teammates followed me and took care of me.
“If it continues like this smoothly….”
After all, the skill level of people caught in the tutorial queue is all the same anyway.
At this rate, I can’t help but win… or so I thought.
[FIRST BLOOD!]
“What…?”
A notification popped up right after my first hunt ended.
It didn’t show who killed whom.
In survival matches, even that becomes crucial information.
“No. What kind of game is this!”
Omelette erupted in frustration.
“This is the problem, I’m telling you! Isn’t it just an advantage for whoever meets the weaker players first? Where’s the real laning phase? This is pure luck-based garbage. This isn’t hip-hop, you know what I mean? It’s just a lucky-lucky game.”
-What are you talking about in the tutorial queue lol
-You go ahead and play too lol
-Lmao
-From the first game lol
Then it happened.
Another incident erupted in succession.
[PARTICIPANT OUT!]
[PARTICIPANT OUT!]
[PARTICIPANT OUT!]
[PARTICIPANT OUT!]
Elimination notifications popped up one after another.
[TRIPLE KILL!]
[3 TEAMS OUT!]
Along with the triple kill notification came news that three entire teams had been annihilated.
“What the… What kind of game is this? What is this? Is this Ril? Fucking casino! Lucky god game!”
Omelette was consumed with rage from the start.
After all, he hadn’t gotten a single opportunity, yet some team had already achieved a triple kill.
-This guy’s insane lol
-Lmao
-Lucky god lol
-Survival matches are fun though?
-He started this just to complain lol
-His energy’s good with survival matches lol
-You ignoring the tutorial, you bastard lol
[Red Turtle has been hunted.]
Followed by an early epic monster being slain.
“Ha… shit…”

“But what is that? Is it good?”
He actually didn’t know what it was, so he couldn’t curse properly.
-Hahahahahahahaha
-Hahahahahaha
-Hey… you’re a newbie.
-Lolololol
-You’re literally a newbie lol
-Why were you mad earlier lol when you don’t even know anything lol
[UNTRANSLATED LINE 198]
* * *
Red Turtle.
Level 3.
It’s an Epic Monster that players typically encounter first in survival matches.
Epic Monsters are creatures that grant additional rewards upon defeat.
The Red Turtle provides a Rune Box and a Flame Buff.
Usually, players attempt this monster around level 2.
But if you get ambushed by enemies while hunting, it becomes extremely dangerous.
Boom!
“Defeated!”
Of course, Almond’s team was level 3, and since they’d annihilated the enemies attempting to ambush them, they took down the Red Turtle with ease.
This was the best-case scenario.
“Excellent work~”
Even though Almond, shield in hand, continued attacking from behind, the Leader Bot said nothing.
After all, it was thanks to Almond that they’d wiped out the enemies, and now they’d secured the Red Turtle buff.
Whoosh!
[Blessing of Flames]
[Your attacks ignite enemies. Burning enemies take continuous damage and become visible to you.]
A pretty solid buff.
‘Oh.’
Almond gazed at the ring of flames coiling around his arm with fascination.
Then the Rune Box appeared.
[Rune Box]
This reward drops from any monster of reasonable strength.
“I’ll take this.”
Baegi picks up the Rune Box.
“We can really snowball hard with this.”
“Good good~!”
“Nice~”
Amid the excited team atmosphere, Almond raises his hand.
“But why are you taking that?”
-?
-…?
-??
-Lmao
-You said you wouldn’t do it lol
He refused to sign the Tank first, but now he’s asking why I’m going ahead.
‘What is he talking about?’
Baegi’s mental state wavered slightly again.
But hadn’t I witnessed Almond’s performance?
I made a counter-proposal.
“Then would the Hero like to sign first?”
Since it’s better for the Tank to sign first anyway, Baegi tries a counter-offer right now.
“No. I’ll do it later….”
“Then I’ll take the Rune.”
“Why are you taking that?”
-“….”
Almond’s team was able to grow quickly thanks to Almond.
But there was one more thing to do in the remaining time.
“So. Statistically, it’s advantageous for the Tank to sign first. If you don’t, the next Tank is me. That’s why….”
It was Almond’s education.
Hahaha, I feel bad for Baegi now ㅠㅠ
-Wait, are you taking a lecture here lol
-Bot performance is pretty good these days
“Ah…! I see.”
Still, Almond understands when I explain.
He speaks to the viewer channel with bright, sparkling eyes.
“Survival battles are fun, right? It feels kind of strategic….”
Hahahahahaha
-Almond just finds it fun…
-Siege battles are more strategic, you just don’t know
-Since he knows nothing, he just finds it fun
-Yeah… that’s enough…
“So two Runes come out of the Rune box. I’ll take them and go sign the contract. You need two Runes for a contract.”
Baegi’s explanation became much longer than before.
“These Runes that appear early on are generally ‘Common, Rare, Epic’ grades. As you progress, ‘Heroic, Legendary’ grade Runes appear. Anyway… since I’m early game. I got Rare and Common. One Rare mixed in. Lucky me.”
“Oh….”
Almond only understood “Lucky me” from what I said.
“For now, based on the Rune types I see, I’ll aim for the statistically strongest one: Spearman – Sardine.”

“He really likes statistics. Is it because he’s a bot….”
That’s just how bots are, you know.
He’s explaining so hard, but I’m like “Oh, you like statistics?” lol

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