Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1068

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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 199
63. Shareholders’ Meeting (3)
Click.
The screen turned on, and Sanghyeon appeared dressed in a business suit.
[LIVE] Knight Order Shareholders’ Meeting]
-?
-Huh? It’s not a capsule broadcast
-What is this lol
-Is this a public apology broadcast? lol
-lololol
-Legend lol
-Wow, he’s so handsome
-This is way more convincing than explaining it with Seok’s character lol
-“Convincing” MAX
-Is he trying to get forgiveness with his face again, you coward???
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‘Oh…’
I quickly checked the viewer count.
Gulp.
My throat went dry at the sheer number.
‘What is this.’
I’d heard about it roughly from Juhyeok.
‘This is even more than during the international tournament.’
[Current Viewers: 219,000]
219,000 viewers right from the start.
An insane number of viewers had flooded in.
I glanced over at Juhyeok across from me, as if asking if this was right.
‘Good.’
Juhyeok simply gave me a thumbs up.
There was no way around it.
This was intentional timing.
‘Hong-cha, Mosol, and then we went live with Almond’s broadcast in a triple combo. We captured all that traffic.’
Juhyeok signaled for me to start quickly.
I nodded.
Then I lowered my head.
“Good day to you, esteemed shareholders of the Knight Order.”
I read from the script Juhyeok had written for me.
-?
-Unknown
What kind of concept is this again lol
Wow, that’s hilarious lol
What’s up with the glasses lol
-What is this? It’s already scary
-?
-Huh?
What the heck is horn-rimmed lol
Hahahahaha what are you talking about?
The reactions were already pouring in.
They certainly hadn’t anticipated this kind of response.
They probably thought I’d just march into Seok and suppress the rebellion.
“I am Sang-mu Yu, the Finance Minister of Almond.”
-?
Hahahahaha
-Excuse me?
-????
This guy is seriously crazy lolololol
Haha, that’s so funny!
-Seok is Seok~
Are you saying he’s a completely different person?ㅋㅋㅋ
It’s not even almonds, it’s just random stuff lol lol he really seems to want to share lol lol
Hahaha, that’s hilarious!
-Unknown: I’m not Almond
The horn-rimmed glasses weren’t worn for nothing.
He was neither Almond nor Sang-hyun Yu—he was Sang-mu Yu.
Click.
He adjusted his glasses and continued speaking.
“I’m aware that the Knight Order led by Almond has recently been embroiled in controversy over labor-management disputes.”
Hahahahahaha
Hahahaha / Lol
That crazy bastard lol
Labor-management conflict lol
“Personally, I don’t really care about such matters… but following the Director’s wishes, I’ve decided to proceed with this shareholder meeting.”
Are you seriously just gonna let this slide like that?ㅋㅋㅋ
hahahahahaha
Out-of-body speech lol
Lol management and labor are driving me crazy lol
Ding.
[Rubisword donated 30,000 won.]
[Wait… you’re saying that’s not Almond?]
A question that came through a donation.
I’d been ignoring the chat so far, but donations deserved a response.
Why he wasn’t Almond.
Sanghyeon had a prepared answer ready.
I shrug my shoulders with a bewildered expression.
“…? There’s no way they could be the same person. Almond is a big-headed character that’s only 2 to 3 heads tall…”
hahahahahahahaha
-Wow
lol that’s hilarious
-Why would you think they’re the same~
Haha, oh my god!
-That’s real
I cannot translate this as it does not form a valid Korean word or phrase. These appear to be random consonants without vowels.
-Oh…
Irrefutable logic lol
-Haha
“Ah, and also…”
Juhyeok’s preparation didn’t end there.
Sanghyeon begins reading from the script.
“Almond is a mineral weapon created from data, I’m an organic being composed of proteins, Almond’s eyes are about 30% of his face and enormous, mine aren’t at all, there’s a massive height difference, and I’m wearing glasses…”
-Stop it…
Haha, damn it lol
This is seriously ridiculous lol
-But it’s all true;
-The fact that there’s a prepared script for this question is giving me chills…
Why is this so funny lolololol
It took nearly 10 minutes just to rattle off all the differences between Almond and Sang-hyun Yu.
Really, anything I said counted as a difference, so I could have made things up freely.
Sanghyeon moves on to the main point.
“Anyway, all you shareholders can now rest assured that you have absolutely nothing to worry about regarding this controversy.”
Click.
A table of contents appears.
1. The Birth of the Knight Order
2. The Leader’s Abilities
3. First Quarter Performance Report
4. Results
Boom.
With a small sound effect, fireworks burst across the screen as the first chapter unfolds.
[The Birth of the Knight Order]
A photograph hung on the wall showing Bong-ja Bae and Song-ja Bae crossing swords with each other, shouting encouragement.
“The Knight Order began when Bong-ja Bae and Song-ja Bae joined forces in perfect harmony, establishing our leader through democratic procedures. We operate with strict ESG* management, and….”
Click.
The difficult terminology displayed an explanation beneath the PowerPoint slide.
[*What is ESG? Environmental, Social, Governance—referring to eco-friendly, socially conscious, and transparent governance structures.]
The chat reactions were fierce from the start.
-ESG lmaooooo
-The Oath of the Peach Garden lol
“What the heck is PT quality? lol”
Democratic ㅇㅈㄹㅋㅋㅋ
Hahahahahaha
-You’re not even following any of the ESG principles?
Wow, that’s hilarious lol
Protests even came through donations.
Ding.
[Gaji-bokkeun donated 3,000 won.]
[Isn’t this built on debt and gaslighting rather than democratic procedures?]
Ding.
[Gichan-annoyed donated 2,000 won.]
[Epic Serial Gura]
hahahahaha
lol
Crazy serial bullshit lol
But it didn’t matter.
“Those shareholders who don’t even own a single share have no voting rights.”
-???
Hahaha, oops, hahaha
What the heck lol
How much is it for a week? lol
When are you finally going to sell those stocks? lol
“To ensure smooth explanations, I’ll only accept necessary questions.”
Ding.
[The minimum donation threshold has been raised to ‘10,000 won’.]
With those words, Juhyeok adjusted the minimum threshold.
hahahaha
Stir-fried eggplant, the original ban lolololol
The necessary question = 10,000 won or more lol
Selling stocks right now lol
-Pauper-bokkeun OUT
-Lmao
-Ten thousand won a week, seriously
-They’re really committed to making a proper effort lol
-Lmao
Despite the various outcries.
‘Next.’
As Sanghyeon nodded, the page turned.
[The Almond’s Abilities]
A photograph appeared showing Almond drawing his bowstring.
“Since many shareholders are concerned about owner risk, I’ll explain about the Almond who leads the Knight Order.”
Click.
As I turned to the next page, a photograph of Almond casting a guardian skill appeared.
“The Almond is skilled with the bow—when he releases the string, arrows transform into vermillion birds and fly forth, and when he swings his spear, the azure dragon manifests….”
And so on and so forth.
All manner of dazzling explanations passed by.
It all seemed like lies, but in fact, it was all true.
-Why is this real
-This is insane
-I saw it lol it’s actually real
-Lmaooooo
-Sounds like complete bullshit but it’s real, chills lol
-Vermillion bird lmao why is this real
“… The greatest achievement is that he annihilated enemies even on battlefields where Balloon Gum fought as an ally.”
From this point on, the shareholders’ evaluations began to shift.
-Seriously
-Now that’s impressive
-But isn’t that the Reckless Warrior, not Almond? lol
“On the battlefield where Balloon Gum fought as an ally”<<< truly legendary…
-Lmaooo it's all real lol
-A legend for the ages…
Whoosh.
The photograph turned.
A photograph capturing the moment Chocosong and Jello exploded appeared.
"Furthermore, with just his fingers, he even caused Jello and Chocosong, the greatest traitors of Cheese Village, to explode."
-That's Baekdu bloodline tier lol
-Insane lol
-Why is this real lol
-The fact that none of it is a lie is legendary
-Lmao
"The Knight Order led by such an Almond is what we currently command. And what the Knight Order commands is Cheese Village. Therefore, naturally, our performance must be excellent."
[First Quarter Performance Report]
Flip.
The page turned, revealing the early state of Cheese Village.
Truly, there was nothing.
"Cheese Village suffered greatly at first. Paprika Village sought to make us a colony, and the land was so barren that some farmed on sand itself."
A photo of Jello clutching sand passed by, followed by images of the Rocket Squad coming to collect provisions.
And then….
"But!"
Flip!
A magnificent Aseng appeared.
The landscapes of other villages also showed development.
"The Knight Order saved Cheese Village from its ruins."
-Wow
-The Hangang Miracle lol
-Haha
-The New Village Movement lmao
-The Knight Order delivers!
The viewers were now getting excited.
Flip.
Next came the destruction of Paprika.
"We destroyed the nation that tried to colonize us, and instead turned them into miners."
The photos showed suffering miners.
#Pang
An explanation of Pang appeared on screen.
"The miners of the colony are called 'Pangs.' We stripped even their names, and we are completely erasing Paprika's identity."
-Wow
-Japan Sinks is insane lmao
-Admiral Yi
-Reverse Joseon lmao
-This is it lmao
-I'm intoxicated by the Knight Order's power
-Are they insane lmao
"Though some industrial heroes made sacrifices in this process… the Knight Order ultimately provided the people with vast fertile lands, and their descendants prospered for generations to come."
Whoosh.
A GDP graph appeared on the next page.
There was a point of extremely sharp increase.
Tap.
Sanghyeon pointed to that spot.
[Knight Order, Agricultural Cooperative Aggressive M&A]
Events from that period were shown.
"Once the Knight Order consolidated completely as a single organization, growth began, the threat of monsters disappeared, and Cheese Village became a developed nation. Truly, it became fertile."
-Hahaha lol
-Lol
-Korea-US FTA omg
-It became fertile omg
-Aggressive M&A (physical) lol
-For real, shareholder meeting vibes~
-In aggressive M&A, can't you just remove the 'hostile' part from 'hostile M&A'? Genuinely asking.
-Wow
-This is true leadership
-For real
-GDP skyrocketing… military dictatorship… wait?
-Is it actually good that it became fertile lol
A world where everyone is happy.
"This is what the world calls 'the Benefactor's Grace.'"
Whoosh!
The page turns.
[Results]
Pababam~ Pabam~
Music flows as a drone view unfolds the landscape of Cheese Village.
-Lol
-Wow
-Lololol
-New Village Movement vibes lol
-What's the song lol
-Haha lol
-This is a nation!
"And this is present-day Cheese Village. And the evaluations of its residents."
Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh.
Comments that had accumulated on Balloon News pass by in brief video clips.
All of them nothing but praise.
"This too is the Benefactor's Grace."
-Ppulranem (★★★★★)
"That guy was cool…."
-Miho (★★★★★)
"The Benefactor is the sun of our village."
-Mosol (★★★★★)
"I cry out with all my heart. Oh my! The Benefactooooor!"
-Goguma (★★★★★)
"The nation's leading newspaper, Balloon News."
-Balloon Gum (★★★★★)
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Boom.
Then the presentation screen went black.
It was over.
"I look forward to your generous investments, everyone."
Sanghyeon had finished his presentation.
Clap clap clap clap!
Applause and cheers erupted as sound effects, and the chat scrolled up like crazy.
-Get Almond into Congress!
-Haha
-Giving everyone five stars is seriously lazy lol lol lol lol lol crazy dictatorship lol lol lol lol
-Insane lol lol lol lol lol
-Shareholders' meeting freestyle is insane!
-lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol crazy
-Almond! Almond! Almond!
-Waaaaaah!
-lol lol lol lol lol lol insane lol lol lol lol
Even protest donations were coming in.
Ding.
[Gichan donated 10,000 won.]
[Those "certain" industrial heroes… could that be Mobunji? hehe]
Ding.
[Hong-hong donated 10,000 won.]
[How will you take responsibility for the damage caused in the process!]
Ding, ding, ding.
Donations began pouring in like crazy.
[Knight Order Support donated 100,000 won.]
[I support the Knight Order!]
Ding.
[Ing donated 50,000 won.]
[Is this because it's Almond's advertisement? Sang-hyun Yu's speech is seriously good lol lol lol lol]
Boom!
[Rubisword donated 100,000 won.]
[Dictatorship? Keep going. You've got talent.]
At first, everyone was just cursing the Knight Order.
Ding ding ding ding ding…!
Now there were more supporters of the Knight Order.
'This can't be happening.'
Sanghyeon was taken aback.
'…It's actually working.'
Truth be told, when I first received Juhyeok's script.
I thought something was off about it.
「But there's no explanation in here at all?」
I thought the broadcast was turning on because of some explanation, but there was no explanation whatsoever about why Mosol had to die—just a string of accomplishments written out.
「Yeah. That's the point.」
But Juhyeok said that was the point.
「Actually, that kind of thing isn't really that important.」
Now I finally understood.
'Juhyeok really is amazing.'
Just how amazing Juhyeok is!
Beyond that, I honestly have no idea.
How it all came to this.
Anyway, since people are supporting it, that's what matters.
"So… since you said the Director will be starting the broadcast soon. I'll be taking my leave~"
Whoosh!
-?
-Huh?
Hahaha
Why can't you do both at the same time?ㅋㅋㅋ
Haha so cute!
After quickly escaping and changing from his suit into casual clothes.
He entered the capsule.
Boom.
The sound of him rushing in was picked up clearly by the microphone.
Hahahahaha
That's crazy fast lol
I'm dying laughing lol
As expected, he got elected lolol Watch his moves
Hahahahaha lol
The concept lol
Whoosh.
The broadcast switched rapidly.
[Seok) Entering bandit suppression.]
-Whoa
-Ooh
I can't provide a meaningful translation for this text. It appears to be Korean characters arranged in a way that doesn't form coherent words or sentences – it looks like random consonants and vowels rather than actual Korean language content.
Wow, it really does look completely different~ haha
Hahahaha
-It's starting lolololol
It's started ㄷㄷ
-"Winter is Coming"
-Let's goooo~
-Oh noooo~! The great one~!
Another infinite chakra is born lol
[Current Viewers: 311,000]
At this moment, Almond's personal broadcast viewership record was shattered.

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