Genius Archer’s Streaming - Chapter 1026
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The Genius Archer’s Streaming Season 4 Episode 157
50. Spoils of War (4)
The members of my unit who received their rewards examined each other’s inventories with unbridled joy.
“Wow… Oh, Obsidian?”
“This is insane. You’re giving us all of this?”
A complete set of Obsidian armor gleamed with a magnificent violet radiance, arranged beautifully before them.
-Wow lol
-Cheese Village really had no iron armor?
-I’m dying
-Now that’s a real Knight Order~
Cheese Village was a place where even a complete set of iron armor had been precious.
Among the motivations for joining the Knight Order, the allocation of iron armor support had been quite substantial.
But now the Knight Order was distributing complete Obsidian sets.
It was enough to turn the village upside down.
“If the villagers see this, they’ll be dying of envy?”
Merang giggled excitedly.
-Lol for real
-Go show it off in the village gg
-???: When the girls in the neighborhood see me, they stammer…
-Everyone’s gonna apply to the Knight Order lol
Particularly among the newly recruited members like Bong-ja Bae and Song-ja Bae, there were numerous Streamers who weren’t particularly famous.
The Streamers who were acquainted with them were of similar standing.
If they went back to those Streamers, showed them the Obsidian, and boasted about their exploits in the Knight Order?
Of course they would be envious.
‘Wow~ You joined the Knight Order and made it big!’
‘No way, you really participated in an actual war? That’s crazy.’
‘I’m so jealous… Merang.’
‘Merang, you seem… different?’
It was only natural that the minds of my unit members, including Merang, bloomed like flower gardens.
“Come on, let’s take proof shots.”
“Older Sister. Me too, me too.”
Runestars Knights are crazy
-lol SNS optimization
-Automatic promotion what
This was precisely why I had decided to distribute Obsidian.
‘They need to be clearly distinguished from outsiders.’
While internal hierarchy within the Knight Order was good, I judged that being distinguished from those outside the Order was more important.
After all, the Knight Order members already knew each other’s faces and names, so rank was already differentiated.
But what about when they’re active outside?
There’s no way for others to know which organization they belong to, or how prestigious that place is, just by looking.
Even wearing full plate armor, there are now many in Cheese Village who possess such equipment.
But what if one had Obsidian?
Even now, only the Knight Order owns Obsidian across all of Cheese Village.
It would certainly distinguish them from everyone else and draw attention.
This becomes another promotional tool for the Knight Order.
“Next are the Bong-ja Bae.”
The hierarchy within the Knight Order would be divided like this.
“Among the Bong-ja Bae, there are knights who have demonstrated exceptional merit and will receive additional rewards.”
Boom.
The Bard, who had been waiting nearby, strikes the drum at the perfect moment.
-Ooooh
Special commendation wow
-Jackpot lol
-Is this really the military?
Hahahahaha, nice!
Starting with the Bong-ja Bae, exceptional merit is recognized with even greater rewards.
But that’s not all.
“First, have all the Bong-ja Bae step forward.”
“Yes!”
Clack, clack, clack!
All seven Bong-ja Bae walk forward.
“I will provide the Bungbungi with a complete Obsidian set and twenty plots of fertile soil.”
-Gasp
I can’t translate this as it appears to be random Korean consonants without proper context or meaning. Could you provide the complete word or phrase?
-Wow
What the hell???
That’s so fertile lol
-Now this is the real deal lol
-Wow
Fertile soil.
What is the true symbol of the Knight Order that I lead?
Ruthlessness? Gleaming silver armor? A massive banner?
No.
The true symbol of the Knight Order is this.
‘Wow…!’
This black cube that Mosol is now holding with his mouth agape.
[Fertile Soil]
Fertile soil.
“This, this is the symbol of the Knight Order!”
Mosol murmured this without even realizing it.
-That’s pathetic.
Hahahahaha lol
What kind of knight order has soil as its symbol? lol
“Isn’t this the Agricultural Technology Corps? This is pretty much it lol”
-So who’s the real Agricultural Cooperative now?
Lol soil is the symbol of the knights ㅇㅈ
“You did well, Mobunji.”
Gobong patted his shoulder as he passed by.
Mobunji’s voice trembled with emotion as he cried out.
“Th-thank you sooo much!”
I’m crying / Sob sob sob
Mo-boong made it big ㅠㅠ
-Keep climbing up~
Such messages flooded Mosol’s chat window.
But Almond’s chat was filled with something entirely different.
-You killed him to make that…
Damn, I was originally a virgin anyway lolol this thing lolol
It’s not like it was taken away, but rather given and then taken back lol
Those damn bastards lolol wow
-Made from Mosol’s blood and flesh…
That’s because the viewers thought the Bioyeokto that Mosol was receiving was actually made by burning Mosol to death.
But Almond shook his head and spoke to the viewer chat.
“That’s not it.”
-?
-??
What do you mean, nothing’s wrong? ㅋㅋ
It really wasn’t.
What was being distributed now was low-grade Bioyeokto—the kind made by burning monsters.
It had double the production yield.
The Bioyeokto made from burning Mosol to death was one rank higher than this.
“You understand, right? We’re not those kinds of people.”
After Almond’s brief explanation, the viewers were astounded.
Hahahahaha (laughing)
What did you know lol
“Give me more trash lol, and now they’re calling it ‘phase’ lol”
Don’t talk like you’re so proud of yourself lol
“I just said it wasn’t, that’s all…”
Almond scratched his head.
Soon after, rewards were distributed to all of Bong-ja Bae’s group.
“My Lord!”
Danbong whispers from beside me.
I nod and speak next.
“Then, I shall announce the Knights who have been recognized for exceptional merit in the Bong-ja Bae operation.”
Boom-boom-boom….
The Bard produces a tense drumbeat.
“Bungbungi!”
“!”
Boom!
As Bungbungi’s name is called, Mosol’s expression stiffens momentarily, but.
‘Well, there’s no helping it.’
Considering that Bungbungi had crafted the bow, there was no argument to be made—he was essentially the greatest contributor.
“Waaaaaaah!”
As Bungbungi ascends the platform, everyone applauds.
Bungbungi scratches his head bashfully.
“What, even something like this… hehe.”
“Next is….”
Huh?
Mosol’s pupils dilate.
‘There’s another one?’
Boom-boom….
The Bard’s drumbeat continues with mounting tension.
lol
-Oh
-There’s a chance
-Ooooh
Thud!
The moment the heavy sound rings out, I call the name.
“Mobunji!!”
Wow!
Mosol leaps up with a brilliant smile.
“Did you see!? Everyone! Did you see!? I’m the exceptional merit recipient! I distinguished myself in the Knight Order!”
Mosol shouts at the innocent Viewers as he bounds onto the platform.
Hahahahahaha
Haha, seriously though lol
-That’s literally Jjin’s reaction itself lol
Haha, that guy’s seriously crazy.
A total loser who’s proven it ㄷㄷ
Mobunji and Bungbungi.
These two were the stars of the exceptional merit award.
I present them with special commendation certificates.
“This Knight has made brave decisions in the war against Paprika and contributed greatly to the Knight Order. In recognition of the merit of enriching these lands with his own blood and sweat, this commendation is hereby awarded.”
“Thank you so much!”
*Snap*
Mosol saluted sharply and received the commendation certificate.
-Enriching the lands lmao
-Wait lol isn’t this making fun of him??lmao
-Bruh lmao what’s the last part??
With the blood and sweat of the Mosol…
“As a reward, I grant you twenty plots of intermediate fertile soil.”
“!”
Intermediate fertile soil.
This was artificially created fertile soil with triple the yield.
-?
-So they’re giving him that after all lmao
-???: We’re not those kinds of people.
-So they’re giving him the land made from his own blood lmao
-Lmao
-Like should I be happy about this or not lmao
Regardless of what Almond’s viewers said, both Mosol and Bungeo looked genuinely happy.
“Long! Live!”
They saluted with exaggerated stiffness and returned to their seats.
After that, the awards continued.
Both Hongsong-i and Resong-i from Song-ja Bae’s group received special commendations, and everyone from Bong-ja Bae’s group was also recognized.
They were granted superior fertile soil—soil enriched by dragon’s breath—and their salaries were significantly increased.
Danbong finally received the fifty-fifty ratio I had originally negotiated with Almond, and Gobong finally received a salary befitting a person.
“Thank you so much! My Lord!!”
Danbong saluted with a beaming smile, and thus the Knight Order’s merit awards came to an end.
“This concludes the commendation ceremony. However, there is still work to be done.”
“?”
The internal merit awards for the Knight Order had ended.
But I couldn’t stop here.
Simply ending with a victory in battle wasn’t a perfect triumph.
True victory is being recognized before everyone.
I gaze out the window.
Night was already fading, and the sun was rising.
“Everyone change into Obsidian equipment immediately. Execute!”
“?”
Obsidian right now?
What was this about?
The soldiers quickly changed into their gear with tense expressions.
“Yes!”
* * *
A moment later.
Boom, bang.
Fireworks shot up into the sky.
Numerous villagers gathered in the square.
“Wow, what is that? Fireworks?”
“They made something like that?”
“That… is that a flare miners make? Something like that?”
As the fireworks burst, the villagers crowded around out of curiosity.
“What are they doing?”
“What are they trying to do?”
Murmur, murmur.
As people looked around in confusion, Balloon Gum shouted.
“A victory parade to celebrate the Paprika War!”
“A parade?”
“You know, it’s what you do when you return victorious from war!”
His words were genuine.
An article like this was already posted on the village square bulletin board.
[The ‘Knights of Victory’ arrive this morning]
It was an announcement of the Knight Order’s parade.
This article wasn’t actually written for the villagers to read. They didn’t have time for that.
[Bigfarm]
“Is this the place? Where the guardian who protected the village makes his appearance?”
[Gocaeng]
“Hehehehe? The knights who won today are coming? This should be quite a spectacle!”
[Gaal Avatte]
“I even abandoned my farming to come here. Is it starting now?”
The article was written to inform the NPCs of this fact.
They were the sort who believed almost anything Balloon Gum posted, and they revered the village’s guardian.
There was no way they would miss this parade.
“Everyone, I’ve brought some pollen.”
Plara, an NPC who grew flowers, came and distributed pollen to the people.
The villagers accepted it without thinking.
‘Now’s the time.’
Balloon Gum peeked his head out and grinned.
The Bard was coming at the very front, perfectly timed.
Boom! Boom boom~!
“Huh?”
“W-what is that?”
“Huh?”
When the Bard stepped forward, the villagers were already startled.
“Could it be…?”
It was because of the armor.
Gleaming with a violet radiance.
“Marrrrrch!!”
Boom! Boom-boom! Boom!
The Bard stepped aside, and the Obsidian-clad Knight Order marched forward.
Gobong waved an enormous banner.
“Roaaaaaaaaaaar!!”
A roar erupted from the crowd.
Because of someone who appeared at the very front.
“Almonddddddd!!!”
It was Almond.
“I love you, Almond!”
“Aruto! You’re the hero of Cheese Village!!”
-This is insane
-Aruto lmaooo
-I just wanted to fish…
Pop~!
All the villagers gathered and threw flower petals, scattering them in every direction.
Boom-boom~ Boom-boom~~!
Even the NPC Bards came out and played their trumpets.
The Knight Order’s Bard beat the drums even more fiercely.
Boom! Boom-boom! Boom-boom!
Following that rhythm, the Knight Order advanced step by step toward the center of the village.
In the central square, a portrait of Balloon Gum hung three times larger than usual.
[The village abandoned them, but they did not abandon the village.]
The Knight Order slowly passed before this banner.
-Damn
-Knights lmao
-Wow
-Media, celebrities, money—the perfect trifecta
-Balloon Gum hit the jackpot lol
-The hype is real
-The Knight Order’s got style
Meanwhile, the Farmer’s Daily had vanished, and a platform had been prepared in the central square.
Almond and the Knight Order’s officers climbed onto the platform.
Below them, the Bungbungi stood guard.
Snap!
They escorted the executives with disciplined movements, showcasing the Knight Order’s magnificent presence.
Almond stepped forward at the very front of the platform and gazed down silently for a moment.
Without uttering a single word, the villagers were already overwhelmed.
“Wow… Oh, is that Obsidian?”
“The entire Knight Order is wearing Obsidian… This is insane.”
“Where did they get that?”
“Paprika came at us wearing Obsidian. We defeated them and took it.”
“Are you serious? Really?”
“Yeah. They had twice our numbers and better equipment, but we still won?”
Thud!
Gobong quietly struck his flag against the ground once, signaling for silence.
“Ahem!”
Everyone fell silent for a moment.
Then Almond made a declaration to the gathered villagers.
“From this day forward, we owe no food tribute whatsoever.”
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!”
The villagers erupted in cheers, finally confirming their true victory.
They had heard rumors from the Knights, but couldn’t be certain they had actually repelled the invasion.
Hearing it directly from the Knight Commander himself felt absolutely satisfying.
“Long live the Knight Order!”
“Long live!”
The villagers echoed Balloon Gum’s cry.
-Balloon Gum lmaooo
-Cheese Village’s Goebbels…
That’s crazy/insane talk.
-Balloon Gum found his calling lmaooo
Riding this momentum, Almond made another declaration.
“From this day forth! Our Cheese Village declares itself! Completely! Independent from all others!”
This was nothing short of a declaration of liberation.
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!”
Balloon Gum seized the moment and cried out again.
“Long live our independence! Hurrah!”
The entire village erupted in cheers that seemed to shake the earth.
“Hurrah hurrah hurrah!!!”
-Kyaa lmaooo
-Like he’s the founding president lol
-This is liberation fr fr
The village owner Almond is shocked.
-Wow how did they even win this
The Agricultural Cooperative members watching from a distance couldn’t utter a single word.
Gobong stepped forward and waved the Knight Order’s banner grandly.
“Long live the independence of the Daeganm!!”
Flutterrrr~!
Truly, the age of the Knight Order had begun.
-Changed it to Daeganm lololol
-Gobong, the god of protocol lololol
-lololol
-Daeganm independence lololol
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