Debut or Die - Chapter 89

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A Fatal Illness if I Don’t Debut – Episode 89
Beneath the suddenly viral TeSTAR video, a title appeared.
[TeSTAR – Magic is You]
It was a title without any special description—one that lacked an official air.
And above all, seeing TeSTAR standing there in animal onesies felt like some cute, trivial behind-the-scenes content.
‘Nice~’
The fans clicked play with moderately excited hearts.
Then an unfamiliar instrumental began to flow. It was a refreshing, gentle medium-tempo electronic piano melody.
And TeSTAR, who had been scattered casually throughout the indoor space, began to rise and gather into formation.
‘…??’
A new song? A cover?
The vocals rang out before the bewildered fans.
-Today my mood is so good, as if
something wonderful is about to happen
-With you, everything will be fine
Even if it’s unfamiliar, it’ll surely be good
A melody that was pleasant without being excessive.
And TeSTAR, dressed in animal onesies, leaped into the air once before beginning to dance.
The animal ear-shaped fabric atop their heads fluttered.
‘…!’
In real time, the fans’ cries began flooding social media.
-I thought it was reality behind-the-scenes but it’s a new song click now
-Hurry and watch the video on the members’ accounts you’re gonna lose it
So cute, I’m crying!
The choreography was at a difficulty level that blended basic technique with cuteness.
But thanks to the animal onesies and their free, varied gestures and movements for the camera, it didn’t look clumsy.
-Reality shines like a dream
and in dreams I dream of a magnificent tomorrow
when I meet you tomorrow
I’ll only speak of sparkling dreams
Cha Yu-jin, dressed in a snow leopard onesie, emerged swinging the tail with one hand as he hummed the verse.
And he scattered flower petals in time with the lyrics.
Sun Ah-hyun, dressed in a deer onesie, appeared through the petals.
-My dreams that never sink
make reality kick and run
Reality is breathing~ Yeh
YES breathing (breathing!)
Hoo-ha! Hoo-ha!
Whether from embarrassment at the surrounding response or from the suddenly inserted hip-hop arrangement, Sun Ah-hyun’s movements came out with an uncharacteristic bouncy, rhythmic sway.
And it was around this moment that the fans realized.
‘It’s straight out of “Magical Boy”!’
Words plucked from the “Magical Boy” lyrics were cheerfully reassembled, composing the feeling of an exhilarating day.
And at the same time, everyone thought the same thing.
‘That’s Kim Rae-bin.’
‘This is definitely Kim Rae-bin.’
The impact of the Lunar Rabbit competition was unmistakable.
Meanwhile, the song transitioned into the pre-chorus.
-I’ll dash forward breathlessly (Umm~)
Will you smile when you see me?
Park Moon-dae, dressed in a white puppy pajama onesie, stepped to the center and suddenly dropped to his knees.
‘…??’
Then he began mimicking Big Sae-jin, who held the center position in the “Magical Boy” ending choreography.
It was obviously a joke, but he committed to it wholeheartedly.
The fans were dying of laughter.
Hahahahaha
-Park Moon-dae’s intermittent mode activated again
-Behind Big Sae-jin about to collapse lolol
-Someone clip Park Moon-dae’s part quick, I need to watch this regularly
The section ended with the members lifting Park Moon-dae back to his feet, quelling the chaos.
Throughout it all, the lyrics remained sweet.
-Even if nothing stays the same
(Even so)
The magic of this very moment
-Maybe it’s YOU~
Testa sang the last line of the pre-chorus together, then launched into the chorus with sharp, polished choreography.
Big Sae-jin, wearing a black bear cub costume, held the center.
-Today I feel so good, as if
Something wonderful is about to happen
(Ooh- yeah!)
-Everything will be fine with you
It’ll feel unfamiliar yet somehow right
The chorus flowed smoothly and satisfyingly thanks to the uplifting lyrics and Big Sae-jin’s expansive movements—like watching a polished dance video.
But then Kim Rae-bin appeared in a pink rabbit pajama onesie.
It was the epitome of imbalance.
Hahaha, Rabin is pink.
-What is this medieval rabbit doing
-But it’s so cute ㅠㅠ Ravin does whatever he wants ㅜㅜ But let’s take permission and do it.
Of course, Kim Rae-bin held a carrot pen like a microphone and hummed a singing rap.
-Life is strange
Lightly pushing off and rising up
Walking across the sky
Even if it rains, I don’t care
My life is
-bright, pouring light
All right you’re right
I’m shining today
The sight of Testa flapping animal ears and headbanging like they were at a rock festival was absolutely spectacular.
Hahahaha
-I’m happy that you’re happy
The video continued with a composition that blended humor generously with a touch of coolness.
But the ending was slightly bashful, smiling gently before concluding with sincerity.
-Yesterday’s meeting with you
Became today’s shining dream
And became tomorrow’s magic
Yes, the magic is you.
The video ended with all of Testa holding hands and bowing together.
I’m crying / Ugh / Nooo
-Wait, you’re uploading a video like this without any warning? You dutiful boys
-My quality of life just skyrocketed
-I don’t know who came up with the animal pajama concept, but please give them premium beef
The fans were overjoyed by the sudden new song and video, as if they’d been hit with indigestion. But at the same time, they were puzzled.
-Wait, is this a new song?
-Seems like a new song but it doesn’t show up in searches
-Wow, is it okay to release a new song like this?
-It didn’t even go up on music platforms;;; Could the Agency have uploaded it by mistake?
└insane
Fans who had experienced the Agency’s incompetence before suddenly became anxious. No matter how they thought about it, something seemed off.
Fortunately, less than half an hour later, a new post appeared on Testa’s account.
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[From debut to number one,
This is a small gift from Testa to the Loviewers who have given us so much. We love you♡
‘The Magic is You’
Soundcloudy : (link)]
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Fans were astonished by the fan song released completely free.
-It was a fan song?!
-Did they really release it for free on the platform as a gift??
-No, guys, thank you so much, but I’ll just release the music… ㅠㅠㅠ Considering the performance at the year-end awards, it would be a waste to send it out like this at this timing. ㅠㅠ
└Especially since the song is so good, it makes it even more of a waste
-When did you even make something like this? You guys don’t even seem to have time to sleep… But still, thanks guys, you’re really cute
The fans rejoiced at Testa’s unexpected gift, yet they lamented: “That’s totally an easy-listening track,” “If it had been released on music platforms, it would’ve climbed steadily.” But their complaints were tinged with joy.
Of course, those moved by emotion outnumbered the skeptics.
-Testa is magic—the meme turned back by the artists themselves… this is just too good?
-They wouldn’t just upload this and call it done, right..? At our year-end concert.. we’d add more choreography to the fan song and all sing it together, right..? Just imagining it puts me in the best mood
-How did you come up with the idea of ​​taking the lyrics of the #1 song and making a fan song?ㅠㅠ As expected, Kim Rabbit is a genius, and he is the arranger of the #1 song.
└It might not be Kim Rae-bin though, all of Testa was credited in the songwriting
Lol, since it’s so obvious who you’re biased toward, please get out of my account. Bye.
-If it comes out as a track on the next album I’m definitely buying it.. want the official album art version with lyrics
In any case, most fans were thrilled, and Testa, monitoring the response, was equally delighted.

* * *
“Coming all the way here for work was worth it.”
“Right? We filmed it in a rush but it turned out great~”
“The pajamas are nice.”
Cha Yu-jin, still wearing the snow leopard pajamas, grinned from ear to ear.
It was now 1:30 PM. The Extreme Trip was reaching the point where it was time to film the final content.
‘…Honestly, I didn’t expect the Production Team to do this.’
In truth, from last evening through this morning, every moment had been spent recording the fan song and producing the video.
The Production Team, obsessed with the fan song content, had cleared their schedule for it.
‘Thanks to them, I managed to polish it to completion instead of just sketching a rough draft and bailing.’
I’d originally planned to release it much later, but apparently the Production Team had even convinced the Agency to push it out now.
It seemed they intended to use it as promotional material for the reality show.
Likely next week’s preview would feature something like “The Making of That Fan Song,” and the actual behind-the-scenes content would properly air the week after that… something like that structure.
In any case, the response was positive, so everyone’s expressions were bright.
“…Should we grab some food now?”
“Yes.”
I’d skipped breakfast doing choreography practice. I was definitely hungry.
Fortunately, the Production Team had some conscience and took us to a nearby restaurant—a roasted duck place where it seemed we each ate nearly three servings.
“That was delicious~”
“M-man, it was tasty.”
“Park Moon-dae, do you have any detailed thoughts on it?”
“The balance between sweetness and spice was excellent, the meat quality was good. And the rice was so delicious I kept reaching for more. Satisfied?”
“Ooh~”
And the next activity was… gorge rafting.
“Watch out over there! Be careful!”
“Ahhhhh!!”
Splash! Gorge water hit my face like a water bomb. Even so, I had to keep paddling.
“Alright everyone! If one person makes a mistake, we all go in the water! Let’s look out for each other!”
“Y-yes!”
Exerting effort while getting soaked on a rocking boat was… practically labor.
“Woohoo!”
Still, a few members looked genuinely excited. Cha Yu-jin and Ryu Chung-woo especially.
I couldn’t fathom what they found so thrilling. But one thing was clear to me.
‘…So we’re supposed to burn off calories equal to what we ate.’
It felt like the Agency had orchestrated this whole setup.
Unable to shake the thought that the duck stir-fry was the culprit, I silently rowed on.
“Yes~ move your arms like this~”
It reminded me of my part-time factory days.

* * *
“You all worked hard~”
“That was fun!”
After finishing the rafting and cleaning up at a nearby facility, the afternoon had slipped away. It was time to wrap up the shoot.
We settled in a picturesque spot nearby, and the cameras were set up.
“Wow, we really… made good use of our time.”
“It felt like we were on a real trip together. Thank you for giving us such a great time.”
The members exchanged closing remarks with smiles—half genuine, half for broadcast.
“N-next time… if we get the chance… I’d really like to go on a trip together.”
But this one sounded completely sincere.
“Right, let’s take another trip together sometime.”
“I’m in~”
“It would be nice to go abroad too.”
…Wait, were the others actually being sincere too?
“Then we’ll come back to you all looking even better!”
“Until next time~ Testa’s Living Together TEST!”
The members finished the scripted closing and waved enthusiastically. I did the same, of course.
“Thank you for watching~”
“See you next time!”
The shoot ended there.
“Cut! Great work everyone~”
“Yes!!”
“Thank you!”
Everyone’s faces were bright, having successfully completed another schedule.
It seemed this shoot had genuinely been quite enjoyable.
“This place is close to Seoul too. It’d be nice to come back with family sometime.”
“It wasn’t bad.”
As I listened to Ryu Chung-woo and Lee Sae-jin chatting, I was returning my wireless microphone when the Manager suddenly rushed over from the side.
“…?”
“Rae-bin, hold on a second….”
The Manager pulled Kim Rae-bin aside to a quiet corner nearby.
I returned Kim Rae-bin’s smartphone, which he’d set aside for water activities, and relayed the message in hushed tones.
In that instant, Kim Rae-bin’s complexion drained to a sickly pallor.
“…!”

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