Debut or Die - Chapter 282

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A Fatal Illness if I Don’t Debut – Episode 282
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The video replays the kind face of the Counselor explaining the private interview with Ryu Chung-woo.
[Counselor: You have a strongly independent and autonomous nature, and I find it impressive that you hold a leader’s position with such inclusivity.]
Up to this point, it’s the exact same phrasing as before. However, new words follow after that.
[Counselor: Then, what about Ryu Chung-woo when he’s not a leader?]
[Counselor: In situations where you could express your independent nature more freely, how would you behave?]
And the screen shifts again.
[After the private interview]
[A mysterious letter suddenly delivered to Chung-woo]
[Ryu Chung-woo: Huh? What is this?]
[Ryu Chung-woo: …?? Zombie?]
The moment it’s revealed that Ryu Chung-woo knew about the zombie outbreak even before the group interview began, the chat window fills with screams once more.
His assigned role was the force that brought the zombie virus into this research institute.
The objective: turn everyone into zombies, or blow the place up!
[Counselor: When you’re in a position that conflicts with the group members, when you step away from the leader’s role, how different will you be from your usual self, Ryu Chung-woo?]
Using the Counselor’s voice as background music, Ryu Chung-woo’s previously hidden actions begin to appear on screen.
In the ventilation duct, deliberately positioning zombies and members in a standoff, then moving to push the members back through the corridor.
And when he slipped into the dark room alone, he removed hints about the spy.
[Ryu Chung-woo: (waves his hand once at the camera)]
Fans wailed as Ryu Chung-woo approached the corpse mannequin first and removed the note that was in the opposite hand.
The note’s contents read: ‘There is a traitor among the guests.’
[Ryu Chung-woo: I was worried whether I could pull it off, but it turned out to be surprisingly fun.]
Ryu Chung-woo deliberately overusing the laser gun. And he induces a discussion about whether to shoot the zombies.
To waste time.
Finally, watching Park Moon-dae rush out as if he’d noticed something, Ryu Chung-woo says this to the members.
[Ryu Chung-woo: I’ll follow Moon-dae. I have the gun.]
[Kim Rae-bin: Understood!]
Ryu Chung-woo breaks through the corridor with the building collapse effect, then catches up to Park Moon-dae at incredible speed.
[Ryu Chung-woo: Park Moon-dae!]
After showing all those cuts, the scene is sucked back together and returns to the present.
Ryu Chung-woo aiming the gun.
Park Moon-dae, rigid.
-Ahhhhhhhhh
-Is this Ryu Chung-woo’s total victory??
-Oh wow I never imagined this, why is Chung-woo so good at this lolol
-Hehehehe Chung-woo as a villain is the best..
-What about Moon-dae
People screaming like they’ve gone mad.
And these people will scream once more at the scene that comes shortly after.
[Park Moon-dae: That worked well. It works on people too.]
The moment Park Moon-dae drew out his laser gun identically, the chat froze on the livestream.
“Whoa!”
The Graduate Student screamed as well.
Just like last time, people on the subway watching the broadcast momentarily turned their attention, but there was no time to care about that.
An interview scene cuts in.
[Park Moon-dae: When I looked back at what was in the mannequin’s hand earlier… there was exactly one shot left.]
[Park Moon-dae: I grabbed it first. I was thinking of giving it to Chung-woo hyung just in case… but anyway, it ended up being used on him.]
‘Insane!’
He even deduced the access pass hidden in the gown, and he’d prepared something like this too!
‘Shouldn’t Moon-dae be doing more variety shows like this??’
And the real-time chat was unanimously letting out a single scream, spitting out similar sentiments word by word.
And then the conversation between the two people in standoff and Ryu Chung-woo’s situation briefing.
[Ryu Chung-woo: Moon-dae. But if we just keep standing off like this, can’t you not use the ID card anyway?]
“Huh!”
Despite Park Moon-dae’s hidden trump card, it seemed like Ryu Chung-woo would win, but soon the balance of power crumbled.
Because the members who should have been at the Back Door came pouring out of the Ventilation Duct.
-Wow seriously
-So spectacular
-ㅋㅋㅋDaeyu Jam Group
-For real no script?
[Cha Yu-jin: I got it! I’m here!]
The members who had been standing blankly at the Back Door moved immediately, pushed by Cha Yu-jin’s insistence, Lee Sae-jin’s agreement, and Bae Sae-jin’s deduction.
Only Kim Rae-bin, who had been the sole voice advocating to stay at the Back Door just in case, stared at the situation with an expression of complete bewilderment.
[Kim Rae-bin: I never dared to anticipate such a turn of events….]
In the interview, Kim Rae-bin’s deflated and disappointed expression was honestly funny and endearing.
And the standoff scene returns.
As Ryu Chung-woo found himself outnumbered and the situation shifted, he readily lowered his gun and surrendered.
[Ryu Chung-woo: This won’t work. I surrender.]
[Cha Yu-jin: Yesssss!]
The Production Team edited together how the situation kept flipping with several perfectly timed moments, eventually resolving nicely without a moment’s rest.
So Ryu Chung-woo’s refreshing surrender burst with warm exhilaration instead of disappointment.
-Finally getting out!!!
-You guys are really amazingㅠㅠ
-Feels like I’m escaping
[Park Moon-dae: Honestly, if Chung-woo hyung had played it dirty, we could have definitely won, but it seems like he couldn’t do that due to character issues.]
[Park Moon-dae: Of course, in a good way.]
Among the members rushing toward the Back Door, Park Moon-dae’s gentle commentary was warmly inserted.
-Legendary
-Wait, is this really the quality coming from a self-cam show
-Thrills, plot twists, comedy, and emotion all in one? What even is this?
-This could honestly work as a full-fledged variety show.
-Testa’s mutual trust and faith in each other… the only villain is the Production Team.
[Lee Sae-jin: Hey! Spies should walk with a spring in their step!]
[Ryu Chung-woo: Ha, understood.]
Ryu Chung-woo, moving alongside the members, wore a carefree smile.
And the Communication Expert’s analytical commentary began right before this escape sequence.
[So, what behavioral types did Testa display during this disaster escape?]
After a brief explanation of the ‘Role-Playing Classification Method’ that the Research Institute had developed in-house, evaluations of each member followed.
First came Ryu Chung-woo, the episode’s twist.
[Counselor: As expected, even in solo action, he demonstrates composure without anxiety and shows challenging behavior. It all feels very natural.]
[Counselor: However, Ryu Chung-woo maintains exceptionally high ethical and moral standards and doesn’t favor shortcuts.]
Over a close-up of Ryu Chung-woo running, his interview and flashback played underneath.
It was the scene where he chased after Park Moon-dae.
There was another small twist here.
[Ryu Chung-woo: When I went after Moon-dae there, it wasn’t specifically… to stop him or anything like that.]
[Ryu Chung-woo: It seemed dangerous for him to go alone, so I followed. There was smoke pouring out of the walls and everything.]
Ryu Chung-woo’s final action was simply an act of kindness.
Of course, it was partly because he’d noticed Park Moon-dae’s unusual reaction, but the Production Team had already cleanly edited that part out.
Right after filming ended, Park Moon-dae politely explained that he found it quite inconvenient when his five senses didn’t function properly in fire situations.
The Production Team was horrified, apologized, and even contacted him separately to say they’d be more careful in the edited version.
But even setting aside these facts, this truth was edited in a way that was genuinely heartwarming.
[Ryu Chung-woo / Humanitarian Explorer]
[An independent, human-friendly type with the spirit to pioneer the future]
Ryu Chung-woo’s classification appeared beside his face like a verification mark.
It was exactly the kind of easy-to-watch type classification Park Moon-dae had hoped for.
Next, each member received their own evaluation.
[Kim Rae-bin / Ethical Healer]
[Cha Yu-jin / Destructive Explorer]
[Bae Sae-jin / Ethical Crusader]
[Lee Sae-jin / Rational Strategist]
[Sun Ah-hyun / Humanitarian Crusader]
Not a single type overlapped.
Whether it was coincidence or whether the Research Institute had interpreted the data a bit conveniently for dramatic effect, I couldn’t say, but it certainly looked impressive.
‘Hmm, so there are sixteen types in a 4×4 grid.’
The Graduate Student nodded and watched the segment with considerable interest.
I wasn’t sure how solid the theory actually was, but the way they explained each member’s actions so neatly was quite entertaining. Though I suspected some of my lab colleagues would be foaming at the mouth in anger.
And Park Moon-dae, whom she’d been waiting for, came last, probably thanks to his prominent role.
[Counselor: Looking at this escape, Park Moon-dae, you show perfectionist tendencies, but at the same time, you have a strong desire to take risks and challenge yourself?]
Brief clips showed Park Moon-dae grabbing the gun, being the first to burst out of the bathroom to check if zombies would rush out, and finally sprinting in reverse at full speed.
[Counselor: I think it would be good to do some training in self-control without overexertion, but you’re truly insightful and confident.]
At the Back Door, Park Moon-dae pulls out his ID card with a smile, and his personality type appears on screen beside him.
[Park Moon-dae / Destructive Strategist]
[The embodiment of efficiency and all-out sprinting, a mind that sees the forest rather than the trees]
‘So cool!’
With pink hair that captured cuteness too, the way coolness flowed from him like that was exactly why he was her favorite!
‘All my fatigue just vanished….’
She stared at the screen with sparkling eyes.
[Wow!]
The screen, which had paused briefly to display the personality type, resumed flowing, finally showing the Back Door opening and Testa pouring out.
On an evening as the sun set, Testa emerged with a refreshing face that was pleasant just to look at, shouting “Success” and “Jackpot.”
[Bae Sae-jin: I don’t think I’ll ever forget this.]
[Cha Yu-jin: The best! Let’s do it again!]
[Lee Sae-jin: That was fun~]
‘I had fun too!’
The Graduate Student watched with a satisfied smile. It was a wonderful ending!
And just as the video seemed to be wrapping up.
The screen changed.
[Testa: Ooooh~]
Instead of outdoors, members sitting at a table in a comfortable indoor space appeared.
The members were applauding enthusiastically.
“…??”
[Lee Sae-jin: Did you enjoy watching the video, viewers!]
[Sun Ah-hyun: We just finished watching Episode 1 as well…!]
[Ryu Chung-woo: And we’re sitting here to hear the main point.]
Ryu Chung-woo chuckled. Cha Yu-jin chimed in.
[Cha Yu-jin: Roommates!]
“Oh right, roommates!”
Somehow I’d already forgotten about that. This seemed to be additional footage explaining it! The Graduate Student refocused on the screen.
[Park Moon-dae: They’re about to announce our room assignments now.]
[PD: Yes, everyone~]
At the PD’s voice that suddenly appeared, laughter erupted from staff and members scattered throughout.
[PD: Do you remember the personality types you received?]
[Testa: Yes!]
Testa, having apparently just received it, held up the slip of paper in his hand and showed his personality type and description to the camera once.
[PD: Our Communication Relationship Research Institute matched personality types perfectly! We paired roommates with people who complement each other!]
[PPL thanks to our sponsor: The Magic That Becomes Us]
“Ooh~”
The Graduate Student watched the video with anticipation. So that’s why they divided the personality types!
‘So who is it exactly?’
[Lee Sae-jin: Oh, I’m fine with whoever! I just wish you’d told us sooner!]
[PD: Alright, here it is!]
As Bae Sae-jin yearned for a solo room and the unflappable Lee Sae-jin crossed paths, the PD revealed the whiteboard.
[Bae Sae-jin, Cha Yu-jin]
[Ryu Chung-woo, Park Moon-dae]
[Sun Ah-hyun, Kim Rae-bin]
[Lee Sae-jin]
It was a clean reveal.
“…??”
And both on-screen and off-screen were filled with confusion.
[Kim Rae-bin: I have no complaints about the room assignments, but weren’t you supposed to pair similar personality types together?]
[Bae Sae-jin: Exactly!]
The personality types didn’t match at all!
But the PD spoke with innocent nonchalance.
[PD: Nah, not similar—’complementary’ personalities!]
[!!!!]
[PD: Think about it—you need different personalities to complement each other!]
[Ryu Chung-woo: Good grief.]
There was a brief commotion among the members as they realized they’d been tricked again, but they soon accepted reality and greeted their new roommates.
The way they suppressed their laughter was quintessentially entertaining.
All except one person.
[Lee Sae-jin: PD? What about me??]
[PD: Lee Sae-jin, I’m recommending a solo room so you can experience independent action for once!]
[Lee Sae-jin: Nooooo!]
The social butterfly Lee Sae-jin’s exaggerated anguish drew big laughs.
And the Graduate Student laughed at the sight, yet inevitably her attention drifted elsewhere.
‘Oh, nice. Same room as the leader!’
Park Moon-dae’s roommate, that is.
[Ryu Chung-woo, Park Moon-dae]
‘That works out fine.’
Thinking they’d get along well, the Graduate Student wrapped up her thoughts comfortably.
Of course, not everyone felt the same way.
-Lolol this is gonna be hilarious
-They’re probably gonna swap rooms the second they get home
There were whispers circulating beneath the surface about this new roommate assignment, but they remained just whispers.
The fanbase united against Ajusa’s new season hadn’t devolved into chaos just yet.
The overall reaction was very positive, much like the Graduate Student’s.
[Testa’s Zombie Escape Twist (Spoilers Included)]
Testa’s hiatus was maintaining its form without any downward trend.
And whether they liked it or not, contrary to the whispered predictions, they’d already swapped rooms.

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[Keun Se-jin: I’m bored at Mundaemun University and I’m so sad in solitary. Reallyㅠ]
‘This guy’s hilarious.’
The same one who secretly enjoyed getting the solo room and pulling off a good character, yet his tongue runs away with him.
[Then come out to the Living Room]
I quickly typed a reply and tried to turn off the screen, but he beat me to it.
Buzz.
Big Sae-jin: No no, Park Moon-dae has to come hang out lol, that settles it.
“….”
Busy bastard.
[Exercise Sense]
I shrugged and turned off my smartphone screen.
It wasn’t a lie. I really was planning to go out.
‘I need to build more muscle.’
Since the variety show during this break period had good vibes, I needed to accelerate my comeback preparations.
‘There’s nothing to worry about… really.’
The research institute that provided the PPL got caught up in some minor copyright controversy, but it didn’t involve us, so it doesn’t matter.
‘Apparently it’s similar to some board game’s personality classification system.’
Anyway, that’s settled. What’s actually bothering me is something else.
“Going to exercise?”
The thing about being roommates with this guy…
“Yes, I am.”
I nodded at Ryu Chung-woo.
It wasn’t as awkward as before, but if you asked if I was completely comfortable…
‘It’s still a bit off.’
Actually, there were suggestions to scrap the roommate variety show and rewrite it completely, but I quickly dismissed the idea myself.
‘The risk is too high.’
Isn’t it better to be a bit considerate than to get caught and have rumors of discord spread? And it’s not uncomfortable anymore, so I’ll get used to it as time goes on.
I decided to respond more cooperatively to my roommate.
Maybe I’d add some meaningless explanation I don’t usually give.
“But I’m hesitating a bit since there aren’t many good places to go.”
The Walking Trail would be crowded, and the exercise facilities would probably be crowded too.
‘Maybe I should just go to the Company.’
That’s when I was about to sink back into thought.
“Oh, then let’s go together. I was actually planning to go exercise too.”
“…?”
Ryu Chung-woo stood up from his desk with a grin.
“I have a place I go to often.”
…Hmm, suddenly I have a bad feeling about this.

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