A Blank Slate Regression for the Idol That Lost His Original Mindset - Chapter 566

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A Regression Guide for Idols Who Lost Their Original Intent Episode 566

Among the countless spoiler-free reviews of DTB’s first preliminary round this season, the one that became most famous for some reason was ‘Yoon Eden crazy bastard’.

That single line review that surpassed even VXTR junior’s live broadcast review and became known to the general public, said to have heightened expectations for DTB Season 6.

The same review that also heightened Daydream’s anxiety, making me break out in cold sweat during the live broadcast while trying to reassure Daydream.

I thought that when Episode 1 actually aired, I could refute that ‘crazy bastard’ review with the image of a benevolent saint who sacrificed himself to suppress DTB concept addicts.

-Damn, our hyung is cleaning up the mess with his whole body right now, and instead of giving applause and warm looks of praise, is it right to criticize him as an attention seeker?

-Only those who can stand in front of broadcast cameras aired nationwide wearing such clothes should throw stones at our hyung

So what I’m saying is, I thought this kind of reaction would become mainstream.

But reality was far too harsh on me.

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20xx-06-15 13:11 Views: 822

The reviewer was right

Author: Anonymous

Yoon Eden really is a crazy bastard

How can someone appear as a judge on a survival show and still steal all the attention?

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-Seriously, from this first preliminary round I only remember Hek, Yupi, G-TE, Nijeous, and Curdy Boy

-Wasn’t it because some tiger crawled up from hip-hop hell wearing tiger skin and went around judging Hip-Hop Survival that they called him a crazy bastard?

-The moment I thought SolAl’s concept and fashion looked cool, Ilsuho Tiger came and poured cold water on it ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-The firepower is better than Season 5, seriously legendary. One Yoon Eden defeated 100 concept addicts

-After watching Episode 1, I remembered the reviewer and immediately went on a pilgrimage

-As soon as I saw that tiger, that reviewer’s famous line came to mind

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1001 Mong @thousandonemong

I believed in Eden as much as I believed in Eden’s explanation

So I watched DTB 6 Episode 1 without any suspicion and without any mental preparation

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Only then did I realize that everything was wrong

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Rev On @reve_onair

20xx0504 Explanation OA Live Broadcast Fact Check

⭕Truth

This won’t develop into a street fashion trend

->If this becomes trendy on the streets, South Korea is doomed

Daydream has seen this familiar outfit several times

->Wore it in animal pajama self-content, music videos, and reality shows O

It wasn’t among the outfits worn on DTB 4

->If he had worn something from those, there wouldn’t have been such a fuss

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Rev On @reve_onair

Only did judging

->Really did only judge

❌False

Didn’t wear strange clothes

->Eden???

Didn’t do crazy things

->Eden?????

Eden, from now on don’t speak by your standards, speak by the members’ standards🙏

I Love Savage Male Idols @yoonedenonly1

I was relieved thinking how could he do crazy things when he’s not rapping but in a position to listen to rap, but our 2E managed to do it…

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Everyone, far from understanding my sacrifice, deeply understood the ‘crazy bastard’ review, which made me sad.

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At this point, isn’t Yoon Eden’s real fashion taste like that?

Author: Anonymous

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When a person wears such an extremely evil punishment look, they should at least show signs of embarrassment or reality hitting them, but he’s too shameless and confident

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-When he appeared as a participant, I thought yeah, to get caught on camera even once more and get even one more vote, you’d have to endure that level of outfit trolling, but to do this even when appearing as a producer… now it’s really… the only explanation is that it’s really his personal taste…

-The trendy look that made men go crazy and copy it was actually a smokescreen. He’s secretly revealing his true taste only on DTB

-No wonder Yoon Eden smiles more whenever he appears on DTB

└This guy clearly never watched Yoon’s fan live streams lol. If you actually watch those, what he does on DTV isn’t even real laughing. On DTV he’s just constantly flashing that condescending smile trying to intimidate and dominate his opponents the whole time lol

-If it was just like a Tiger Mask I would’ve thought “hmm is this a concept to suppress concept trolls lol” but since it’s a cute tiger skin, were you actually serious about your concept play…? works

-Anyone could see he seemed to be enjoying it now

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Dreamgirl @dreamgirl

Are you serious about making fun of Eden…?

「Hanfle @coolplll

Maybe he really wanted to wear it so stop calling him crazy. His ideal aesthetic might be cuteness. I know well as someone who experiences it that when your ideal aesthetic doesn’t match reality, you get seriously depressed, so I’m somehow relating to Yoon Eden. I’m envious of that confidence to courageously come out wearing his ideal aesthetic outfit even if it doesn’t suit him…」

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Dreamgirl @dreamgirl

Word combination I’ve never seen before: Yoon Eden ideal aesthetic cuteness

There were even people appearing who subtly distorted my appearance on the broadcast and believed I genuinely enjoyed that fashion.

The only consolation is that the second preliminary round fashion appearing in Episode 2 doesn’t overlap with the first preliminary round, so the misunderstanding that such fashion is really my taste will be cleared up?

“Youngest Member.”

He’s been incredibly busy lately preparing for his solo album with no time to breathe, but when I called Ryu Jaehee who was staying at the dormitory for the first time in a while, Ryu Jaehee looked away from his phone and looked at me.

I don’t know what he was looking at, but somehow Ryu Jaehee looked back at me as if looking at an amazing person, so I asked him seriously.

“Why do I want about 10 units of impact but the result is always 100? What exactly is the problem?”

No matter how much I thought about it, only Ryu Jaehee could solve this dilemma for me.

I just muttered it like a lament without expecting an answer, but then Kim Dobin, who happened to be next to me, gave me nonsensical responses about whether I was cursed with bad luck and suggesting I should get a talisman for dispelling evil spirits, which made me desperately want a real answer.

Since there was no predictable reason, even though I knew it was ridiculous, I even started thinking there might really be some supernatural reason behind it.

As expected, Ryu Jaehee didn’t disappoint and gave me an accurate answer.

“It’s because hyung is planning 100 from the planning stage but firmly believes it’s only 10. Hyung needs some self-objectification.”

“No, but anyone could see that wasn’t fashion that would cause this level of reaction, right? It was just cute animal pajamas with a little added hip-hop vibe?”

Instead of answering my question, Ryu Jaehee turned on his phone camera, switched it to selfie mode, and held it up in front of my face.

My face, which I see every day, appeared in the camera frame. What’s he trying to show me about my face?

“Of course, if hyung was around 170cm tall, had no arm muscles, a round face shape, and gave off a cute and gentle image like an otaku-bait male idol from my prime days, it wouldn’t have been fashion that caused that level of reaction.”

Ryu Jaehee pointed to the phone in selfie mode that was still showing my face, as if telling me to see and realize it myself.

“Hey, your prime is still ongoing, so why are you talking about it in past tense?”

“I’m hitting hyung with facts, but why are you suddenly saying touching things? You’re making the person hitting with facts feel guilty.”

Ryu Jaehee made an awkward expression and suddenly started speaking much more politely. So this is what they mean by “kind words beget kind words.” I gained one realization.

“Hyung should… think of it as the same level as when Hajun hyung wore that hip-hop warrior outfit. Hyung and cuteness are as incompatible as water and oil.”

What? That was on the same level as Gyeon Hajun’s hip-hop warrior concept? That it was equally shocking.

“You saw how intense the reaction was back then too, asking what that was. But at least that ended with just a few photos and 1 second of video, while hyung appeared like that for 15 minutes out of the 50-minute broadcast.”

Listening to Ryu Jaehee’s words made me feel like I had really done something terrible. Of course, I wore that outfit accepting all these reactions for the greater good. Thanks to that, didn’t DTB return from being a concept show back to a proper hip-hop survival program?

“I see… I think I’m finally getting a bit of objectivity. But it’ll calm down once the next episode airs, right?”

“Seems like you’re still not fully objective.”

Still, there was one good thing about episode 1 airing.

My solo album B-side tracks climbed up the rankings.

I was maintaining 1st and 2nd place anyway, but I could maintain my position more stably even against comebacks from strong music chart artists, so thank you.

-The guys on there kept going on about Yoon Eden’s solo album so I went back to listen

-All you guys who were chanting for Yoon’s solo album like a mantra, at least show proof that you bought the solo album ㅋㅋ Isn’t this the solo album you wanted so badly that you even had the courage to diss the producer?

└ For real lol those who didn’t verify aren’t dissing but just admitting they’re wannabe producers hitting themselves, agree?

└Let’s exclude G-TE

└There’s nothing to exclude or include about G-TE since he posted album purchase proof right after release and poured out 10 reviews on his Inbyeol story

└As expected, the number one fan from the shadows

-Wasn’t “anthem” actually a DTB spoiler too? He said to bow down and then came back as Cthulhu

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Those who dissed Yoon saying there’s no solo album in g_te DTB 6, show us your purchase proof? Ok

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l.j_e You don’t need to prove it

The participants who doubted my producer qualifications for not having a solo album ended up doing free promotion for my solo album.

Come to think of it, my solo activities, which I planned for 3 weeks, were scheduled to wrap up next week.

Our beloved members will show this leader the same sincerity and support they showed during Gyeon Hajun’s solo activities, right?

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