A Blank Slate Regression for the Idol That Lost His Original Mindset - Chapter 223
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A Regression Guide for Idols Who Lost Their Initial Intentions Episode 223
Ryu Jaehee, who had been petting Podo enthusiastically, belatedly noticed my dejected expression and subtly pushed Podo away.
“You should go to your family first. How can you greet a stranger before them?”
Despite Ryu Jaehee’s words, Podo glanced at me and then turned his head away sharply, so I grabbed him up and made eye contact.
“Hey, Podo. You didn’t greet me like that because you remembered your hyung, did you?”
Podo snorted. Just as I was doubting my ears, wondering if I’d heard wrong, footsteps came from behind and Podo immediately started baring his teeth and throwing a tantrum, demanding to be put down on the floor.
Seeing his temperament unchanged, I felt relieved that he seemed healthy.
As soon as I put him down, Podo wagged his tail and ran to Mom. What’s so great about a face he sees every day that he’d abandon this hyung like leftover rice?
Ryu Jaehee, equipped with a charming smile, greeted my parents and handed over gift sets, saying he’d be in their care for three days.
In the process, one of the gift sets Ryu Jaehee had bought was transformed into something I had prepared.
“Our son has matured. Coming with gifts for the holidays on his own.”
Mom smiled knowingly and patted my back. Thinking of Ryu Jaehee’s thoughtfulness, I couldn’t bring myself to say anything and just awkwardly petted Podo.
After unpacking his luggage in the guest room he was shown to, Ryu Jaehee followed me to my room with Podo and looked around with sparkling eyes.
“Wow, hyung. Are these all limited edition shoes? Wow, hyung really loved hip-hop. The CDs and LPs are no joke.”
After touring my room once, Ryu Jaehee shifted his gaze to the picture frames on my desk.
“Oh, is this Baduki? Ah, so when Yehyeon hyung had platinum hair…”
Ryu Jaehee, who remembered the disgraceful behavior I’d shown because of Seo Yehyeon’s platinum hair and dog acting, nodded as if he finally understood and trailed off.
“But how old were you then, hyung? You don’t seem much bigger than Baduki.”
“I don’t know. Maybe four? Five? Baduki first came to our house as a newborn when I was four, so if he’s that size in the photo, Baduki was probably about one year old.”
I roughly estimated the time period looking at myself hugging Baduki tightly in the photo.
“My goodness, there was a time when Eden hyung was this cute too.”
Ryu Jaehee giggled while taking a photo of the framed picture with his phone, saying he had to show Kim Dobin.
“Hey, this works out perfectly. Take some couple photos of me and our Podo to post on From.”
I handed over my phone and picked up Podo. Although Podo was hopeless as a model dog and didn’t cooperate at all, we somehow managed to succeed in taking photos.
[From. Eden]
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Daydream, have you been doing well after the holidays? I stopped by wondering if you’re spending the Lunar New Year holidays well. I hope you’re having a fun Lunar New Year holiday with family or friends, and if you get tired of holiday nagging, refresh yourself with the Eightieth Birthday Diss Rap once. It’s our family’s diss rap, but at some point it became the holiday BGM… Everyone fighting.
And our Podo is cute, right?
Comments 8715
-You didn’t post this prom just to get the last word in, did you? lol
└Looking at the photo, it seems like they posted it because they wanted to show off their dog lol
-So Eden was a dog dad too, first time seeing such honey-dripping eyes
└For real, even Hajun with the non-Gyeon Hajun meme doesn’t look like that
-Please stop the non-Podo discrimination
-He’s completely disarmed in front of puppies lol His smile in the 2nd pic looks so gentle
└The dog or Eden?
└Obviously Eden… Right now in the 2nd pic, Podo isn’t smiling but baring his teeth…
-Grape ㄱㅇㅇ why haven’t you uploaded this until now ㅠ
-When you say refresh, do you mean I should listen to the diss rap alone, or play it in front of the adults for everyone to hear?
└Obviously the latter if it’s Eden
└Is that even possible with a normal mentality lol
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Lunar New Year morning dawned. After giving New Year’s greetings to my parents in the morning and finishing our meal with rice cake soup, we prepared to head to the paternal family home.
“Youngest, come with us.”
“No, it’s a family gathering, so me tagging along is a bit…”
I persuaded the hesitant Ryu Jaehee.
“You’ll be bored alone. I get sick of it if I stay long anyway, so let’s just go have a light meal and come back. The food there is good. While we’re at it, we can give New Year’s greetings and rip off, I mean receive, New Year’s money.”
Eventually persuaded, Ryu Jaehee nodded heavily, changed into neat clothes, and returned to my room, only to be shocked at my appearance.
“No way, hyung. Is it okay to go like that…?”
Piercings dangling from my ears, a sports jersey pulled up to my neck, ripped black jeans. I put on a ring I’d deliberately brought on my fourth finger and replied.
“Grandfather likes it when I dress neatly.”
“Isn’t hyung’s current fashion far from ‘neat’?”
“And I don’t particularly want to go to the paternal family home in fashion that Grandfather likes.”
Finally, I neatly folded a piece of paper, put it in an envelope with money, and tucked it in my pocket. There was a reason I’d deliberately delayed.
“You! Aren’t you going to change clothes quickly? You were embarrassing enough at the eightieth birthday party, and you’re going to do it again today?”
“Oh my, Mom. We’ll be late. Let’s go quickly.”
I pushed Mom’s back as she showed a similar reaction to Ryu Jaehee upon seeing my appearance.
Since Father was getting a phone call at just the right time, my plan succeeded perfectly.
“We’ll take my car separately.”
Ryu Jaehee hurriedly grabbed one Korean beef set and one fruit set. He’d bought two of each with the intention of giving them to my paternal family from the start.
“But is there a reason you’re not going with your parents and going separately?”
“This way we can run away and escape together anytime. This is all this hyung’s big picture, you see.”
Ryu Jaehee’s expression changed to one wondering if he should follow along with this, but I ignored it and reminisced about past memories.
“When I didn’t have a car, I’d bring taxi fare so I could escape by taxi. Ah, memories. This is why I wanted to grow up quickly and get my driver’s license.”
As soon as we arrived at the paternal family home, Grandfather predictably criticized my outfit first.
“What kind of appearance is that from the New Year?”
“You’re right. I did wear clothes too precious for such a humble place. This is expensive stuff.”
I replied while picking my ear with my pinky finger. Ryu Jaehee, who had been listening stiffly to my conversation with Grandfather, suddenly came to his senses and bowed deeply.
“Hello, I’m Ryu Jaehee, working in the same group as Eden hyung.”
Grandfather’s expression softened slightly as he accepted Ryu Jaehee’s greeting.
“And it seemed wrong to come empty-handed… Eden hyung and I prepared this together.”
As Ryu Jaehee offered the gift sets with a friendly smile, Grandfather accepted them and turned to look at me sharply.
“Thank you. We’ll enjoy them. But you prepared this together with that guy? That guy, my foot.”
“Yes yes, you know well. Our youngest who just turned twenty bought this with his own money, so be moved.”
I interjected in case Ryu Jaehee felt embarrassed, and Grandfather clicked his tongue with a clearly displeased expression.
“The guy who came empty-handed talks too much.”
“Eh, you said you wanted to see my face so much, so showing up and taking time out should be enough. What more do you want? My time is all money, you know? Our fans pay money to have face-to-face conversations like this, you know?”
As I gave Grandfather a long speech about the value of my time, Ryu Jaehee urgently grabbed the back of my neck and pulled me away.
I exchanged awkward greetings with my cousins who had arrived first. I wasn’t particularly close to my first cousins since we had different personalities and tastes.
“Everyone’s reaction is lukewarm. I thought they’d ask for autographs and stuff.”
“They’re all goody-two-shoes with no interest in celebrities.”
As I replied to Ryu Jaehee’s whisper, my cousin noona spoke up.
“No, I know idols these days too. That… One Session?”
“Noona, they’re too distant seniors to be called ‘these days’ idols even to us.”
“Oh, really? When did you guys debut? Did you debut at Grandfather’s eightieth birthday party?”
“We were in our second year then, Noona…”
Thanks to my aunt’s family arriving at just the right time, we were fortunately able to stop this mutually hurtful conversation.
Watching Yoon Hyeonho (Special trait: Seoul National University student, 171cm tall) receiving Grandmother’s warm welcome after a long time, I asked my cousin hyung next to me.
“Why hasn’t he been coming for a while? There’s no way he wouldn’t come.”
Unlike me, who waged war with Grandfather whenever I came to the paternal family home, that guy received all the grandparents’ love and liked coming here.
“He just got discharged.”
“Ah, he went to the military?”
Come to think of it, that guy and I are the same age, so he’s at that age. I nodded, thinking of my friends who had been discharged from military service one by one and returned to school.
When my eyes met Yoon Hyeonho’s, he moved his lips silently to convey his message.
‘It’s you.’
I grinned at the guy shrugging his shoulders and moved my lips silently again.
‘The 80th birthday party diss rap video.’
No matter how I looked at it, the video filming angle was exactly from where that bastard had been sitting. The guy’s face turned pale as he frantically shook his head.
Good, with this I can keep that bastard’s mouth shut while we’re here.
Finally, Youngest Uncle’s family arrived.
Yoon Jeonga’s eyes lit up as soon as she saw Ryu Jaehee, then she looked around quickly before asking me.
“Where’s Yehyeon oppa?”
“He obviously went to his own home. Why would Yehyeon hyung come here?”
Yoon Jeonga’s eyebrows drooped at my scolding, but she quickly recovered and politely extended her hand to me.
“Three tickets, right?”
“Yes. That’s correct, dear brother. I cannot express in words how grateful I am.”
“Well now, your flowery language is even more elaborate than when I give you allowance.”
When I placed the envelope containing concert VIP tickets for Yoon Jeonga and her friends on her hand, Yoon Jeonga hugged the envelope preciously. Youngest Aunt, who had been watching us, scolded her.
“Yoon Jeonga, when you see your oppa after a long time, you should greet him first. Oh my, Eden. She’s being like this. You don’t need to take care of her.”
“Ah, I don’t really take care of her much. I just get her things like this once in a while.”
Watching the ancestral table preparation process that followed, Ryu Jaehee muttered.
“Wow, you really buy all the ritual food. This is unimaginable at our house.”
Grandfather, who was moving the yukjeon, looked at Ryu Jaehee for a moment then suddenly asked out of nowhere.
“Do you know where this should be placed?”
Why are you testing someone else’s son about our family’s ancestral table? Anyone would think he brought home a potential grandson-in-law.
Grandfather nodded with a satisfied expression at Ryu Jaehee’s clear answers that came out smoothly no matter what he asked, then turned his target to me.
“Yoon Eden, point out where that should go.”
“Anywhere?”
I glanced at the rice cake soup Father was bringing and turned my gaze back to my cell phone as I answered.
“Why don’t you know something that even a younger kid can answer perfectly?”
“These days you can search everything on your phone.”
When it looked like Grandfather’s nagging would continue, I silently played the ancestral table part from Hyoryun Diss Rap Volume 1 at maximum volume.
-They say families without proper lineage obsess over groundless ancestral table rules – could our family be one of them?
Thanks to that, I was quarantined to my room until the ancestral table was completely set up. I should have done this from the start.
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