The Chick Class Hunter is Being Filial - Chapter 57
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Chick Class Hunter is Being Filial! Episode 57
[Title: I declare that 3 is the most perfect number]
Ranking 3rd at 16 years old
3 S-Rank members in one guild
And I’m 33 years old..
Waiting for Hyeonak to contact me. Checking messages every 3 minutes
[Comments]
– You still have 2 months left until 33 lol
Don’t touch me
– Fact) You’d have a higher chance of being scouted if you spent the time you check your messages every 3 minutes on leveling up instead
That fact fucking hurts, are you S-Rank too?
[Title: [Living Point] Hyeonak’s growth began with her]
(Photo of Han Gru smiling with ice cream on her nose)
On Jurim? Gidan? Shin Nayeon?
No no, Hyeonak’s era was opened by God Gru
Timeline: God Gru recruitment -> Gidan 3rd place -> Nayeon S-Rank
Agree that God Gru opened the new era?
[Comments]
– Is it adoption or recruitment?
– Who is Han Gru?
She’s the daughter On Jurim adopted and she’s cute
(Photo of Han Gru)
She is pretty
– (Photo of Han Gru showing off chocolate in her hand)
– (Photo of Han Gru smiling and making a V sign)
– (Photo of Han Gru making a K-heart)
Where do you get all these from?
If you go to Hyeonak Lounge and Nayeon’s fan site, they’re obsessed with Han Gru photos
She’s cute, is she mixed race?
Is this what they call adorable these days?
Delete our baby’s photos while I’m being nice
I don’t want to, are you Han Gru’s dad?
Han Gru’s father, if it’s not rude, may I suck on her toes?
You crazy bastard, that’s fucking rude lololol
GAY KING
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After visiting Han Gru and the studio, Nayeon received an S-Rank assessment.
Nayeon’s advancement to S-Rank added momentum to Hyeonak’s remarkable rise.
Amid the continuous commotion from a series of unexpected events.
At that moment, On Jurim was facing the greatest ordeal of his life due to something no one could have anticipated.
He looked down, hoping that what he had heard was just an auditory hallucination.
A small child was looking up at him.
Han Gru asked again.
“Guild Leader, how are babies made?”
Unfortunately, both his hearing and mind were perfectly fine. What Han Gru had said was indeed the same question he had heard earlier.
“…That…”
“Gru searched on the phone.”
As he took out the kids phone from his bag, Jurim snatched the phone away.
Crack!
“…!”
The kids phone crumbled in Jurim’s hand with a crunching sound.
‘Why?!’
Han Gru stared at him with an expression of disbelief.
However, Jurim spoke slowly and calmly, as if he had no will of his own whatsoever.
“Oh dear, it broke. Shall we go buy a mobile phone?”
Ah! That might actually be better.
The kids phone could only use simple functions and was very slow, making it inconvenient to use.
“Yes!”
Going to buy one was one thing, but.
“But you don’t know either, Guild Leader?”
Han Gru didn’t give up on getting an answer.
“…”
Jurim pressed his lips tightly together, and a strange silence lingered for a while.
Those round eyes looking up at me, which normally appear so gentle and innocent, seem cruel today.
Should I just say I don’t know?
But his opponent was Han Gru.
Considering that 4-year-old’s formidable electronic device usage skills and terrifyingly proactive nature, he might end up acquiring strange knowledge from strange places.
It might be better to properly address this sensitive question and move on.
Of course, he had no idea what to say.
Now more than ever, he needed the Wise Ones from the Mom Cafe.
“That is…”
Just then, with perfect timing, the Guild Leader’s Office door opened.
“Hyung! The PR Team told me to film a vlog here, so can I film- huh, didn’t Han Gru go to Kindergarten today?”
It was Gidan.
“I’m back.”
“Already?”
Gidan approached Han Gru with a smile.
“Han Gru, want to film a vlog together? We’re on the same team.”
“Dana, you’re here?”
For the first time in his life, On Jurim welcomed Gidan with a gentle smile.
Sensing danger from this unbelievable reaction that he couldn’t believe even seeing with his own eyes, Gidan’s shoulders flinched.
“Hyung…? Are you crazy?”
“Unfortunately, I’m perfectly sane.”
On Jurim looked at Han Gru and pointed at Gidan.
“Dan will tell you.”
“Huh? Tell me what?”
Does Dan know about it too?
Gidan, who had no idea what was going on, stared blankly back and forth between the two.
“Dan, how are babies made?”
* * *
“…”
“…”
Gidan and On Jurim sat side by side on the sofa with their heads down.
The Guild Leader’s Office was filled with a silence that no one could easily break.
Slurp!
Han Gru sipped the strawberry milk that Secretary brought for her.
Gidan whispered quietly, barely opening his mouth.
“Hyung, I’m a minor.”
“Only when it’s convenient for you?”
“Being able to become a minor when you want to be one is the privilege of being a minor, you know?”
“You must have received sex education at school.”
“You know I don’t go to school much.”
“At least turn on Zoom classes.”
“Who does sex education over Zoom!”
Just as Gidan finally raised his voice, the Guild Leader’s Office door opened again.
“Guild Master. About the group interview schedule from NBC this time. It overlaps with my personal schedule… Why are you two acting like that?”
Shin Nayeon, who had been holding the door handle, blinked when she spotted the two.
Gidan and On Jurim sitting side by side on the sofa was quite a strange sight even to Shin Nayeon.
Usually, On Jurim would be sleeping or scolding Gidan with his legs up on the desk, while Gidan would be kneeling or sleeping together on the sofa – that was the usual scene.
Then Gidan quickly pointed at Shin Nayeon.
“N-Nayeon noona will tell her!”
“Huh? Tell her what?”
There’s no way she would ask me to tell her something, right? Nayeon, who had excellent meta-cognition, was truly puzzled.
Han Gru, who had gulped down her strawberry milk, opened her mouth.
“Sister, how are babies made?”
After hearing the whole story, Nayeon sat down next to Gidan and On Jurim and clapped her hands.
“What did I think it was! That was it?”
Nayeon’s reaction was very refreshing.
At her reaction, On Jurim became rather anxious, but Gidan smiled as if he felt much more at ease.
“As expected of Nayeon noona.”
“Can we trust Shin Nayeon?”
The person in question was Nayeon. Gidan whispered in response to On Jurim’s distrust.
“I heard before that Nayeon noona has 5 nephews and nieces. She must have some know-how.”
“Really?”
On Jurim looked suspicious as he rested his chin on his hand and glared at Nayeon.
“Do you know, sister?”
“Of course!”
Nayeon said with a bright smile.
“Han Gru, babies are made when a man and woman are in bed…”
“Ahhh!”
Gidan screamed to stop her words, and On Jurim, frowning deeply, covered his face with both hands.
‘This is dizzying.’
* * *
“Mmph! Mmph!”
Gidan had sealed Nayeon’s mouth with blue tape he had procured from somewhere.
Nayeon resisted as if she couldn’t understand why she had to be in this state, but they had to seal her to avoid giving Han Gru a fatal mental debuff.
So on the sofa sat Nayeon, Gidan, and On Jurim in a row.
“…”
“…”
“Mmph mmph.”
An uncomfortable silence was beginning again with no one able to open their mouth. Though for one person it wasn’t by choice but by force.
“Mmph! Mmph!”
Just what exactly was the method of making babies that they were acting like this?
Han Gru stared intently at the three of them while sipping her strawberry milk.
The reason for all this trouble was actually because of Shakipiyo’s egg.
This egg that Han Gru had extracted from the duck clip not only had a special birth and special abilities…
On the day she helped Nayeon sister and magnificently solved the quest, when she obtained a large amount of filial piety points, it even displayed this notification window.
[You can accelerate hatching with filial piety points.]
[Would you like to use them?]
‘Filial piety, is this thing omnipotent?’
This must be why they say to be good to adults. It would be nice if I could buy a house with filial piety points too.
Actually, I couldn’t tell if filial piety points were omnipotent, or if the Egg that could be hatched with filial piety points was something strange.
So as I thought about what exactly this Egg was, where it came from, and such things…
‘Life, origin, Earth, birth, universe. Which came first, the egg or the chicken…’
…and beyond that.
‘But how are babies made?’
I had arrived at a fundamental question.
“Guild Master, they’re asking me why neither Dan nor Team Leader Shin are visible… Hm?”
The next batter was Yoon Seojun.
Shin Nayeon, Gidan, and On Jurim sitting on the sofa. And Han Gru sitting alone across from them – all their gazes turned to him at once.
He froze like stone while wearing a bright smile.
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