Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 9

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Ah, please

GTA Streamer Server, Yoran Garden.

Despite only accepting streamers of a certain scale in the first round, the number was about 100.

Each was selling their RP, and most of those RPs belonged to three factions.

Police, Criminal Organization, Hospital.

There were also Civilian Groups besides those.

But since it was still the early days of the server, there hadn’t been any movements of civilians trying to do something together yet.

So everyone just went to the organizations that had existed since the server was created.

“So… the mainstream in Yoran Garden is Police fighting against Criminals, right?”

– Yeah

– As expected from an end-game streamer, you understand this stuff quickly

– That’s right

– But don’t the founding members get any benefits?

– I heard some big streamers coordinated in advance and got all their jobs assigned

– Why doesn’t our EV have that feature? ㅠ

“What are you talking about, I have it too! I already said I’m on the Police side.”

– Oh right lol

– Ah right, you did say that

– Kids have no awareness?

– For real

– Even though she already knows everything, she’s trying to explain for the new viewers, geez lol

– Agreed

“Anyway, so I’m Police for now! Eradicate crime! Protect model citizens!”

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ Do you only protect model citizens? ]

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ Rough translation) Citizens who aren’t model citizens have no value ]

“What are you saying again! Are you crazy?”

– Hahahahaha

– Hahahahaha

– Hahahahahaha

– Thank you Electronic3Lizard for the 1,000 won donation.

[ But aren’t you going to invite Mungi? Don’t you need to contact him right away? ]

“Ah, since this is his first time with this kind of thing… I want to get a feel for it before making contact, and it’s better for me to properly understand this place first before helping him…”

– Makes sense

– Makes sense

– Right, you need to understand it yourself first…

– But Mungi already decided to be a host bar aspirant and live as a civilian?

“Huh?”

EV was so surprised by the last viewer’s chat that a squeak slipped out.

+++++++

– Lee Mung-ryong lolololololololol

– Are you fucking crazy? lololololololol

– That’s embarrassing

– No, if you joined the Streamer Server, you should be thinking about competing with major streamers first, what kind of host bar wannabe is this

– For real

– So frustrating

– Shouldn’t you contact EV right away?

“Why would I contact her? I can just handle it myself.”

That’s crazy talk.

Not only was he invited to the Streamer Server, but now a small streamer should go suck up to major corporations first?

Of course, from a purely efficiency standpoint, it made sense.

‘Damn right it makes sense.’

But it was ridiculous.

‘Unless they contact me first, I should never approach them first.’

How could a small streamer dare go up to a major streamer and basically say ‘you invited me, so please help me get started’?

Of course, they might not say it that way.

But the very fact that just approaching them could come across that way was the problem.

“EV is like… a benefactor who got me invited here. Since she said she’s police… she guided me through my bad times in the past… like a mentor.”

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from Fruit Punch and Cola.

[ She guided you through bad times and all you do is aspire to be a host lolololololol ]

– M U N G I lololololol

– Seems like she didn’t guide you but spun you 360 degrees lolololololol

– lololololol

– Saved a delinquent and now he’s a host bar wannabe lololololol

– Would it be wrong to say you got saved by a woman and now you’re thinking of leeching off women? (genuinely don’t know)

“No, I want to save women too, you know? With this perfect face of mine?”

– Is this guy fucking insane

– If his face was just a little bit uglier, I would’ve said something

– Ah… he’s trying to get recognition through his looks, how cowardly

– How dare a small streamer be handsome?

“For now, since I haven’t played much GTA, I’ll learn the controls and get familiar with the basic worldview.”

– Sigh… damn, shouldn’t small streamers prepare in advance?

– I didn’t know I’d be invited, but I still should have prepared ㅇㅇ

– Ah, do I have to watch a male cam streamer practice? *sigh* *sigh*

– Munggi, Munggi, you absolutely must diss Byeolstar ㅇㅇ

“Star Rating? Ah… it’s like a rating system. No wait, there’s more stuff here than I thought?”

Life server.

A server that operates by acting as if you’re living a different life in GTA.

I thought I’d just need to act well, but starting with the phone, there were quite a lot of serious things.

“Ah, but I don’t like that this phone model is Apple… Is there no Galaxy?”

– Gasp

– Gasp lol

– Apple hater confirmed

– Chairman Lee Jae-ryong, you’re watching, right?

– Make Mungi the next Galaxy model!!!

– Rough translation) Apple? Fuck that

“No, that last one seems too roughly translated.”

– lololololololol

– But don’t look for Galaxy in America

– For real

– Don’t do things that kill the vibe

“Wow, but I’ve never even done Instagram before, this is my first time trying it in-game.”

– Ah, here it’s called Star Rating lol

– You must strictly follow copyright mentions

– But if you’re aspiring to be a host, you should start by posting your face on SNS right, let’s go with a refreshing initiation

– Wow but the Character Customization really came out fucking good

– These days technology has advanced so it automatically creates Character Customization from your selfie, that’s really godlike

– This bastard’s selfie-based Character Customization is fucking handsome too

– But just posting his face would probably easily hit 10k followers on Instagram, yet he’s never even done Instagram lol

– I shouldn’t say “low-tier intelligence never goes anywhere” right

“…”

Click.

Amidst the viewers’ chat.

I quickly created a Star Rating account and posted a selfie.

[moongi_theluv]

(Selfie photo)

Lonely people please contact me, I’ll come find you anytime ^^*

“Is this good enough?”

A proud selfie photo.

As soon as they saw it, for some reason.

– Is this right?

– Do you think this is okay?

– Why the hell are you doing ^^* < this? Are you really twenty-five?

“Hey, I have no idea how to use Star Rating.”

– Don’t you need to add hashtags

– Does not knowing end your military service? Crazy bastard

– Munggiop, every time this happens it’s really disgusting as hell ㅠㅠㅠ

– OP is talking nonsense

– There aren’t really any game developers here, right?

– Just roughly getting the hint… con

The viewers started a sword fight in the chat.

Put hashtags?

That sharp thingy?

[moongi_theluv]

(Selfie photo)

Lonely people please contact me, I’ll come find you anytime ^^*

#communication #empathy #conversation #super_handsome #loneliness #comforting #expert

#solitude #hugs #consideration #singles_welcome

Since I’d never done Instagram before, I just moved my fingers as my brain commanded.

“How’s this one.”

– Ah fuck

– Just ah…

– Thank you Ttaranta for the 1,000 won donation.

[ Just live however you want to live, ha… ]

– Agreed

– Really just have nothing to say

– Why can’t you do SNS at all when you live with that face?

– Crazy bastard who uses his face as pure decoration

– Really just lives however the fuck he wants relying on his physique

The viewers went crazy again.

But the problem was that I didn’t know why this was a problem.

“No, why is this a problem this time? I put all the hashtags.”

– Ah

– Thank you Welchs Must Be Strawberry Flavor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ If Mungi was just a bit shorter, had narrower shoulders, smaller hands, was less handsome, had a less solid body, the viewers who would’ve been simping 24/7 would be Mungchu lol ]

– Cowardly leading to Mungchu;

– Crazy

– Crazy

– Crazy

– Crazy

– Crazy (meaning Mungi is hot yeah)

– Crazy (meaning doing GTA with Mungi as a bastard concept yeah)

“No, the last one has the X completely wrong? You get out.”

– lololololol

– lolololololol

– lolol where are you using X ah lol

– Look at me~ Look at me~ Look at me~ Look at me~

– But Mungi is okay, but theluv < why are you doing this bullshit?

“I’m aspiring to be a host, so I need to have that image of sharing love.”

– Ah yes

– Ah yes

– Ah yes

– You’re really amazing, seriously

– A m a z i n g

– But he really seems to use his brain, but he uses it all weirdly

– It’s like Pat and Mat’s combined intelligence

– He has both Lu Bu’s strength and intelligence lol

“Alright, alright. Quiet down. From now on, to become a host… I’ll start preparing to set up a shop.”

– Oh

– Our Mungi has it all planned out

– This is really symbolic

Click clack.

In the GTA game, a character wearing the ‘Lee Mung-ryong’ name tag moves.

– But how are you going to prepare to set up a shop?

– Are you going to work part-time? That’s going to take forever

– For real

– Mungi, what kind of plan do you have exactly?

“I heard there are a few major factions here by profession, like police and criminals…”

– Yeah

– That’s right

– And the hospital

“Right, the hospital! The key is the hospital.”

– Suddenly?

– What are you talking about?

“The hospital ladies have a lot of money, but they don’t seem to have anywhere to spend it…”

The structure is pretty obvious just from looking at it.

The police and criminal organizations will fight each other, and the hospital will be in the middle treating both sides and sucking up all the money.

So theoretically speaking, who has the most money?

“What’s the point of hospital ladies just making money if they don’t know how to spend it for fun?”

The hospital.

– Ah so you’re going to make them spend it on you?

– Will that work? Will that work? Will that work? Will that work? Will that work? Will that work?

– Mungi, but this concept seems twisted, is this right?

– No, the plan is good but how are you going to execute it? Is it even possible?

Naturally, the viewers were suspicious of me first.

The current viewer count is.

‘They left right after seeing the RP, setting up character customization and all… back to 124 people.’

Still maintaining triple digits.

I need to continue this flow and start solidifying my triple-digit foundation.

– So what’s the plan

– You raised your star rating, now what are you going to do exactly

– Are you going to the Hospital?

– Mungi, stop beating around the bush and answer

“Everyone quiet, I’m just building suspense before something big comes…”

– Something big my ass

– What exactly are you trying to do?

“Rental boyfriend.”

So I boldly decided to sell myself.

– ?

– ?

– ?

– ?

– ?

– ?

As soon as I finished speaking, countless question marks flooded in.

The viewers couldn’t understand what I was talking about.

– So you’re saying you’re going to do what I think you’re going to do?

– You’re saying you’re going to become Mizuhara????

– Munzuhara

– Munzuhara what the hell lololololol

– Munzuhara lololololol

“No, I’m Lee Mung-ryong, okay? I’m going for something more classic.”

– Thank you for Ttaranta’s 1,000 won donation.

[ So your logic is that Lee Mong-ryong also went to the Gisaeng House? So you’re going to do something similar? ]

“Wow, there really is someone who understands my deep meaning.”

– Your deep meaning is bullshit

– Deep meaning my ass

– Your intelligence seems to be buried deep underground

– No, do you seriously think that’s going to work?

“No, with this face seriously going for it, how does it not make sense that it wouldn’t work?”

– Crazy bastard

– Your face confidence is really something else

– You’re putting your face value to strange use

“No, no, no.”

The viewers’ countless questions and doubts.

To resolve that, I just shoved my face right up to the camera.

“Look at my face properly and tell me, if I offer to be your boyfriend, who could possibly refuse? Who would reject me? Answer.”

– Are you a thug or something?

– Hahahahahahaha

– Scary

– I’ll admit you’re handsome even up close, but this is just

– What’s the point of just having a good-looking face lol

– Mungi, it’s really not easy, huh

– Do you really want to escape being a bottom-tier streamer?

Still doubting me?

I’m offering to be a rental boyfriend with this face and you’re dismissing this business?

“With my face, creating a female version of Kazuya would be nothing, I’ll hook one right away.”

I’ll easily snag a woman.

Tap tap tap tap.

My character in the game runs.

Running straight toward the hospital.

It didn’t matter who the other person was.

As long as it was a female character, and since it’s RP anyway, the concept is that we’re all strangers meeting for the first time.

‘In EV’s case, she directly invited me, so… let’s say she’s excluded.’

That meant I could just approach anyone else however I wanted.

So my character headed straight to the hospital.

“Oh, found a woman.”

– Found a girl lol hahahahaha

– Are you crazy?

– Be,,,my,,,Kazu,,,ya,,,please,,,,

As soon as I saw a female character standing still at the hospital entrance, I immediately turned on my microphone.

“Excuse me, may I ask what you’re doing after your hospital shift ends?”

First, approach carefully and somehow keep the conversation going.

Then naturally mention rental boyfriends while discussing the business.

‘Easy, so easy.’

There was nothing difficult about it.

“Ah… me?”

Until I heard the voice coming from the female character.

– Huh

– Huh

– Ah

– Hahahahahaha

– You really don’t do any research at all, do you

– Mungi, it was so hard not telling you about this

– Wow lololololol

– Reading the room game success^^~

Nickname – Lerumi.

Why didn’t I notice when I saw this nickname?

Actually, there was a more fundamental reason.

What are the odds that someone I just randomly talked to would be that person?

‘Roughly speaking, it’s 1/100.’

Theoretically impossible odds.

‘I hit 1/100 in one shot.’

Does this even make sense?

‘Oh please.’

But.

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ If Mungi just now realized that Lerumi is Lera, then he’s really Mungchu lolololololol ]

– Crazy

– Crazy

– Crazy

– Crazy

– The Beo-ssaems are gonna swarm here soon lol

– The Beo-ssaems just don’t come

– For real

– Only the angry toxic broth Beo-ssaems come lololololol

– Take the poison-filled hardtack~ Take the poison-filled hardtack~ Take the poison-filled hardtack~ Take the poison-filled hardtack~

How could the first person I talked to possibly be Lera?

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