Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 73
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I’m not just any ordinary husband
As soon as Jjining got caught up in the haunted house experience.
Jjining’s MCN immediately called in a cameraman and PD.
They even brought in a shaman who was coincidentally available for immediate booking, preparing everything perfectly.
Because haunted house experiences bring in good viewer counts and YouTube views explode.
If they were going to seize this opportunity, the conclusion was to maximize the firepower.
But.
‘It’s… not as scary as I thought?’
The PD wondered if haunted house experiences had always been such stable content.
He felt puzzled by the overwhelming sense of calm.
It wasn’t like it wasn’t scary at all, or that it felt like visiting a park.
It was just that the typical oppressive feeling you’d expect in a haunted house was remarkably absent.
‘I think I roughly know the reason.’
The reason why this haunted house experience wasn’t scary at all.
The PD turned his gaze toward where the cause existed.
‘Being with Mungi really makes it feel like… we’d be fine even if we met a ghost.’
The atmosphere before and after meeting Mungi was on completely different dimensions.
Actually, if you thought about it seriously, it wasn’t strange at all.
A physical monster who’s about 190cm tall and clearly weighs in the triple digits.
Walking around the haunted house with a playful smile.
This wasn’t a situation where we should be afraid of ghosts.
It was a situation where ghosts should be afraid of Mungi.
“…I’m sorry. I won’t pull pranks like this again.”
“No, I’m sorry too. But you really can’t pull pranks like this, when I get startled my body reacts first… I blocked it with Swift Impulse so it was fine, but otherwise I really almost hit you…”
“…I’m really, really sorry and grateful. Thank you for sparing my life…”
– Hahahahahahahaha
– You’re right to be grateful ㅇㅇ
– Being grateful for sparing your life is definitely right
– There were several near-death moments
– Hahahahahahahaha
– Does it make sense to prank Munganu
– Unless you literally have multiple lives ㅇㅇ
– Don’t cross the line
– Do you have a lot of life coins? Why startle him
– You didn’t see him shoot projectiles with a mouse
– From now on wear protective gear when startling Mungi
– Even with protective gear he’d probably break through and kill you anyway Mungchu
– Crazy
– Crazy
– Cowardly trying to provoke me like a crazy person?
– Hahahahaha
Could someone die from a Back Spin Elbow?
Leaving behind the cameraman who would strongly answer YES the moment he heard this question.
Mungi’s group continued walking and carried on with their haunted house experience.
‘But… this way, there’s really no excuse to stick close to him… is there?’
Even though Jjining was finally experiencing a haunted house together with Mungi.
She was a bit disappointed that there weren’t any heart-pounding situations.
Actually, the probability of meeting a real ghost was extremely slim.
So the key in places like haunted houses is to startle each other or get scared while reading the atmosphere.
Glance.
When she looked at Mungi, all fear completely disappeared.
And usually in places like haunted houses, you should feel a chilly sensation.
But being near Mungi, she even felt a warm sensation.
To put it in comparison, it felt like being with a blazing fireplace on an extremely cold winter day.
She got the sense that this was truly a ‘safe zone.’
“But what was the mission again? Going up to the 3rd floor and taking a picture?”
While exploring every corner of the 1st and 2nd floors, Mungi asked a question.
“Yes, that… on the 3rd floor… that pocket… you know that thing where you capture it on the real screen?”
Jjining subtly moved closer to Mungi as she answered.
“Ah, that monster catching thing? By throwing a ball?”
“Yes, that… catch one and come back.”
“But is there something like that here?”
“There was… a ghost.”
“Ah, a ghost… since it’s a ghost type.”
Wait, then are we really catching an actual ghost?
Having that thought, Mungi looked toward the Shaman.
“It’s fine, there won’t be any problem at all. The ghost won’t possess your phone or anything like that, so you can do it comfortably. Anyway, I’ll sprinkle salt everywhere and do a light informal spirit exorcism when we leave.”
The Shaman shrugged her shoulders and explained why she was here and why she was called a shaman.
“Ah… I see.”
“But young man.”
“Yes?”
“Are you Buddhist by any chance? Or have you attended temples for a long time, or is there anyone in your family who has devoted themselves to Buddhism?”
“Ah, my parents do go to temples, but they don’t go that frequently. Our family is Buddhist though…”
“Really? No, then you were born with it, young man. You were born with it.”
The Shaman came near Mungi and looked him up and down as if finding him truly fascinating.
“I really see people all day, sometimes up to 50 people a day, you know? I’ve been doing this work for several years… but this is the first time I’ve seen a bundle of yang energy like you, young man.”
“Ah… is that so?”
“You’re skeptical, right? Honestly, you can be since it’s something you don’t know much about, but wow… most shamans would try not to go near you, young man.”
“Huh? Why is that?”
“A shaman is a profession that speaks by borrowing the mystical power of spirits… but a bachelor’s yang energy… slightly threatens, no, greatly threatens the spirits that shamans have received… I’m fine since I’m a general…”
Really weak shamans just become ordinary people the moment they get near a bachelor.
She rattled on as if finding it truly fascinating.
Originally, the shaman wasn’t much of a talker at all.
But seeing such a massive lump of yang energy, she couldn’t help but speak.
“This is really overstepping my bounds, but I’m just saying it for laughs, since it’s a broadcast.”
– ?
– What is it
– Something big is coming
– The shaman’s drill show lololololol
– She’s not asking for mung-ppo, is she?
– I’ll do it for you mung-ppo *3*
– Deep mung-ppo =3=
– Deep munghyeo “3”~
– Mung lump :3
– Frontal mung-ppo (*8*)
– Why does the mung-ppo series keep growing even though no one asked for it
– You’ve opened your eyes
– Come to mung gallery
The shaman cleared her throat briefly and then composed her voice.
“People overflowing with yang energy like you usually… can’t be satisfied with just one woman.”
“Yes, yes?”
“So women can’t handle it, at least three or four are needed…”
– Hahahahahahahaha
– Declaring they’re setting up three households in a haunted house lololololol
– Harem declaration lololololol
– Is this right?
– But this is no joke, the shaman’s expression is too serious
– For real, she looks dead serious
– But actually if you’re overflowing with yang energy, one woman isn’t enough
– My back feels like it’s going to break ㄷㄷ
– But really, even if Mungi does kkeoseu uh-huh, he won’t get banned, right? /You have been banned
– Someone died
– Shivering/trembling
– But really if kkeoseu is full of yang energy and goes bwaaah, women go okokokgokamsan! and leave /You have been banned
– Shivering/trembling
– But really why do they like Mungi’s thing so much? Just don’t type it
– But you can’t stand it when Munggi turns off the stream ㅇㅇ say something that makes sense /This viewer has been banned
– This is ban baiting!!!!
With the shocking statement from the Shaman causing the Chat Room to boil over.
It wasn’t just the Viewers who were showing great agitation.
“What… What?! One person isn’t enough? That’s ridiculous! That Shaman is lying!”
Ttaranta grabbed onto her Monitor and insisted that couldn’t be true.
“Ha, ha… What are you saying? Shaman teacher, you’re quite amusing… Mungi is currently leading the lovey-dovey Adam and Eve Tribe with me.”
Lera watched the Broadcast alone in her room, continuously muttering to herself.
“…Wait, if Mungi oppa’s Yang Energy is overflowing that much… then later when we’re dating… when we go on dates… will he just… just do it!? Do, do I need to buy pretty Underwear from now…!”
Yoo Na-kyung didn’t really understand the present situation but was already worrying about the future.
While the emotions of the three women were stirring, the person in question, Mungi, was.
“Well… with my looks and Physical Skills, plus this Yang Energy… who could handle all this alone? I thought the same thing. I’ll meet at least four people.”
He casually took the Shaman’s words as a joke.
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After finishing the 2nd Floor, we immediately moved to the 3rd Floor.
I walked forward with absolutely no tension whatsoever.
‘The biggest crisis I felt was when the Camera person threatened me.’
But if this was really because of my Yang Energy, I could understand it to some extent.
Even ghosts couldn’t dare approach my powerful force because they couldn’t handle it.
It was like a middle school syndrome moment, but since it was the Shaman’s official statement, it was somewhat official lore.
It wasn’t like randomly stopping while walking and saying ‘That would have been dangerous if I hadn’t avoided it just now.’
‘But Jjining is definitely from a Major Corporation, so she really picked a safe place.’
While heading to the 3rd Floor, I kept looking around.
I realized this was truly a Haunted House with no traces of human presence.
Usually when you watch haunted house YouTubers, in extreme cases they even discover corpses.
But the Haunted House we were exploring now was apparently a really safe spot with nothing like that.
But I guess there’s no place that’s 100% safe anywhere.
Just as I was thinking this would really go smoothly without any problems.
“Kyah!”
Due to the dark nature of the Haunted House, it was inevitable to let your guard down about what’s under your feet.
Jjining’s foot slipped, and her unconscious reflex to not fall made her stretch out her arm randomly.
In doing so, she accidentally tore off a Talisman that was attached to the front of some room on the 3rd Floor.
“Uh, huh?!”
The Shaman was startled as soon as the Talisman fell.
“Uh, I’m… I’m sorry! How could I… I should have been more careful!”
Jjining didn’t know what to do.
The Camera immediately focused on that area and the PD rolled his eyes trying to figure out what was happening.
I watched all of this and thought.
‘Hmm, but can’t I solve this?’
With the thought that I could blow away most minor spirits.
I just grabbed the door handle of the room where the Talisman had fallen and opened it right up.
“Wait! What are you doing!”
I just went into the room.
Seeing that, the shaman was startled and was about to say something, right at that moment.
Whoooosh!
From the room without a single window, suddenly an incredible chill came out.
Kiiiiiek!
With a strange sound, the chill that was inside the room suddenly all escaped outside.
“…?”
I had no idea what had happened, so I looked at the shaman.
The shaman suddenly collapsed onto the floor with a thud.
“…This isn’t a haunted house anymore.”
“What?”
“It’s been exorcised… This isn’t a haunted house anymore, people can live here… Just now… you solved everything.”
The shaman poured out words as if possessed by something.
– ?
– What is this
– But was that kiiiek sound real?
– Suddenly feels like a ghost broadcast
– This is kinda fake, it’s obviously staged
– How is this staged lol
– If this is staged, Jjining should just get a job at a broadcasting station
– But where did Jjining go?
– Yeah
– Why isn’t she on screen
At the same time, the chat room surged up again.
But come to think of it, Jjining really wasn’t visible.
“Wait, she’s really not visi… ah, she collapsed on the floor too.”
“Um, did… did only I see it? That person’s figure… flowing out of the room?”
“I, I… I saw it too.”
“It seems like only Mungi oppa didn’t see it…”
Looking now, everyone had lost strength in their legs and collapsed on the floor like the shaman.
Wait, what did everyone see?
“…But Mungi oppa, I’m really sorry but we could do the mission quickly, right? But my legs gave out right now… I don’t think I can stand up, so could we rest here for a bit?”
“Rest? Here? Because your legs gave out?”
“Yes… Only oppa didn’t see it, a human figure really got sucked out of the room, as soon as it saw oppa it seemed really scared and ran away…”
“You forced enlightenment on it, forced enlightenment… It sounds weird, but you just pulled out the earthbound spirit with yang energy like pulling weeds… You’re a monster, a monster.”
The shaman’s explanation followed Jjining’s words.
But since I couldn’t see it properly, it all just felt like a joke to me.
“With yang energy that strong, how could you see ghosts? You need matching frequencies to see them… What ghost would be crazy enough to match frequencies with you? Anyway… anyway, this isn’t a haunted house anymore.”
But regardless, the shaman continued talking.
I approached Jjining, who said her legs had given out.
“I’ll carry you on my back, let’s get out of here quickly. Why are you resting in a place like this?”
“Huh, what? You’re going to carry me? Me?”
“Of course I’ll carry you, who else is going to carry you.”
“Oh, no, I, I haven’t finished my diet yet…”
“Never mind that, hurry up and get on my back. I don’t really like staying in damp places like this for long.”
If we can finish our business quickly, let’s do it and escape the haunted house right away.
What’s the point of staying here until her leg strength returns?
I muttered like that and immediately carried out the mission with Jjining on my back.
Just like that, our group exited the haunted house with me still carrying Jjining.
“Nothing special about haunted houses.”
“You should probably avoid doing haunted house experience content in the future, young man.”
“Huh?”
“Then everyone would lose their livelihood… the haunted house… would stop being a haunted house.”
– Getting some reaction
– I can no longer exist as myself!!!
– Eunggit
– Byororororot
– Byeureureureut
– Reaction coming
– Kkeo
– Seu
– Eo
– Heu
– haha
– Success
– Hehehe
– Cloudy gas ssss /This is a banned viewer
– Anyone who plays like that gets banned lol
And so the haunted house content came to a successful end.
The next day when I logged into Last Server.
The first thing to greet me was.
“Mungi, you said we were Adam and Eve, right?”
“Yes.”
It was Lera.
“…Then why did you leave Eve behind and go on a haunted house date with another woman?”
The scolding began immediately.
But.
“Wife, what are you saying to your husband? Hah… whatever, go wash up.”
– You crazy bastard
– Role play? Oh, that kind of role play?
– “You used to be my ex-first lady”
– Come here!!!
– Can you handle my Yang Energy?
I’m not just any ordinary husband, after all.
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