Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 72
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Haunted House Experience
Last Streamer Server.
“Phew, now that I’ve come to my senses… I still managed to gather about seven people.”
I really worked hard to gather companions for the first time in a long while, even saving on sleep time.
Feeling like I’d become Luffy, I carefully selected people who could truly be considered elite.
“Balancing the gender ratio really wasn’t an ordinary task.”
– For real
– Only picking skilled people < This would definitely be a sausage fest, which would be boring
– Nobody watches sausage fests
– There needs to be some chemistry for the broadcast to work
– The fewer guys the better, but you can’t have none at all
– In that regard, Lera Tribe’s ratio seems really appropriate
– Yeah
I was able to achieve the miraculous gender ratio of 3:2.
I finally accomplished the very difficult task of finding two more men and one more woman.
– 5 people from day one, damn
– This is definitely tribe-worthy
– But they’re all familiar faces
The men are Dal-geun and Chasakgang.
The woman is EV.
And including me and Lera who were already here.
A total of five members gathered in one place like this.
“Wow… Mungi, you really did a lot of plundering.”
“Yeah, well… I just robbed everything I saw.”
While gathering companions, whenever I saw walking resource bundles, I killed and robbed them.
Doing this continuously without even sleeping, despite it being the first day of Last Server.
“Wait, you already have guns?”
“Of course, we’re actually on the slower side. The real pros probably already have guns and plenty of bullets by now.”
“Wow.”
I was able to climb the tech tree at a speed I couldn’t have imagined on my own.
No matter how many resources you have, knowing where to use them most efficiently is a different matter.
I definitely thought my current members were extremely elite.
Even more so.
“EV, have you played this before too?”
Since EV was also experienced.
“Yes, I have too…”
“Wait, then only Lera and I are complete newbies here?”
“But seeing how you two newbies made it this far, I really think this is talent.”
In terms of ratio, it could be seen as 3 experienced players to 2 newbies.
‘This is why it’s good to have many skilled people.’
Muttering that to myself.
‘Hmm, but I’m slowly getting bored.’
Maybe it was because I kept repeating farming, finding people, and killing people.
The tedium of repetitive labor was gradually starting to creep in.
Actually, since it was the first day on the server, it was awkward to actively engage in combat with other people.
From now on, it was time to have conversations with team members here, make plans for what to do next.
And show broadcasting appeal through tiki-taka.
But.
‘Ah… then do I need to build internal strength? I’ve been spending time doing that all along.’
Maybe it was because I wanted to do something more stimulating.
Perhaps because my brain was soaked in dopamine, I felt a tremendous resistance to this peaceful moment.
As if waiting for me to feel this emotion.
– Thank you for Jjining’s 100,000 won donation.
[ Mungppa, could you possibly come help me out like you’re saving someone’s life ㅠㅠ ]
– Thank you for Jjining’s 100,000 won donation.
[ Sorry for suddenly breaking the flow while you’re broadcasting and doing things ]
– Thank you for Jjining’s 100,000 won donation.
[ But I also wanted to live, so I was in such a hurry that I had no choice ㅠㅠ ]
Jjining’s triple 100,000 won donations came with desperate messages.
– Jjining† this is definitely not like some kind of carriage fee or anything, just ㅠㅠ
– Jjining† I just wish you could understand how urgent I’m feeling right now ㅠㅠ
“I get it, but why are you crying like this.”
I briefly stopped the last and began active communication with the owner of the 300,000 donation.
“Ah, but since it’s 100,000 won three times, three Deep Mung Kisses…”
– Jjining† No no, I’m not in a leisurely enough situation to receive three Deep Mung Kisses right now
– Jjining† First, listen to what I’m saying
“Too late, if you were really busy you should have stated your business first. Three consecutive Deep Mung Kisses coming up. Come here!”
Deep mung smooch smooch smooch.
– Euhh
– I’m going crazy
– Look at those lips, just look at that level
– Euhh euhh
– Mung-ppo *3*
– Deep Mung-ppo =3=
– Deep Munghyeo “3”~
– Mungdeong :3
– Front-facing Mung-ppo (*8*)
After receiving the money, I quickly finished the reaction I was supposed to give.
– Jjining† Actually, I got picked for a haunted house experience as a penalty
– Jjining† I was too scared to go alone so I applied for a dark knight ㅠㅠ as a member to go together
– Jjining† But I suddenly remembered Mungppa from back then, so would it be possible to get Munggi? ㅠㅠ
“Wait, a penalty? Don’t tell me it’s one of those penalties you get from drinking games, daughter… Dad honestly doesn’t really like seeing his daughter drink…”
– Jjining† Ah, it’s not that kind of thing!
– Jjining† Why would I drink alcohol!
– Jjining† And even when drinking, don’t drink like Mungpparang ㅠㅠ
– Jjining† Anyway, that’s not what’s important – I got caught and have to do a penalty while playing yachu ㅠㅠ…
– Jjining† Can you help me?
– What’s yacht?
– You know, that thing where you roll dice ㅇㅇ
– Ah, you mean that game where you score points with dice rolls
– But isn’t it called Yahtzee, not yacht?
– Yeah, in our neighborhood we call it yachu lol
– Huh;;;
I immediately continued listening to her explanation of the situation.
So to summarize easily, she lost a game and has to go to a haunted house experience.
But she’s too scared to go alone, so she called me.
‘That sounds good?’
I was getting tired of just playing Last.
This could be seen as a perfectly timed proposal.
Plus since it’s the first day, there’s no particular place we need to raid together.
This was really a suggestion that came at the perfect timing to refresh this boring mood.
But if there’s a problem.
‘Haunted house… experience? Isn’t that scary?’
The thing is, I’m a bit of a coward.
‘Should I play Last and stay like this… or should I go to the haunted house for a bit while helping Jjining?’
If I weigh these two options.
“Where is it? Send me the address, no, call a taxi for me. I’ll come right away.”
Obviously the latter was right.
She’s someone I even went on a date with.
I also received a 300,000 won donation, and it would be a bit much to just keep my mouth shut and focus on the game.
– Then what happens to Last?
– What happens to Last is…
– It’s just like going to take a quick nap haha
– Fact) Two people already went to sleep while Mungi was talking with Jjining
– You rest when others rest, yeah
– But Mungi isn’t resting, he’s going to experience a haunted house?
– It’s all the same thing lol
Plus, the timing worked out perfectly since everyone was getting close to bedtime.
It really was the perfect situation to go.
– Jjining† Really? ㅠㅠ
– Jining† I’ll call a taxi right away, please send me your home address through chat ㅠㅠ
– Asking someone to call a taxi after taking 300,000 won from them lol
– Crazy bastard
– Is he really from a host bar?
– He’s milking her dry
– Come to think of it, didn’t he take taxi fare when EV called him to Han River before too?
– Rather, you could say this kind of consistency is right
– For real
– This is real-life male prostitution, hope edition ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Well then, shall we go hunt some ghosts.
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Do ghosts exist?
This is truly a topic that’s constantly being debated.
In fact, people who visit places like haunted house experiences say they 100% exist.
Starting from people who got possessed, to those who barely survived after exorcism work.
The existence of ghosts could always be found among people who liked that sort of thing.
The profession of shaman actually exists too.
While they always tell ordinary people to never go to haunted houses.
It was also funny how clueless ordinary people would say ‘Going to haunted houses to see ghosts? That’s just all staged, isn’t it.’
In that situation, right now.
Tremble tremble tremble tremble tremble.
“M-Mungi oppa… y-you’re coming, right? The real-time taxi is… showing that it’s coming this way… but when the taxi door opens, there won’t be bricks or anything like that, right?”
– Brick delivery ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– The point is that Mungi could really do that
– It’s possible if it’s Mungi
– Take the 300,000 won and shut up lol
– Did you think I’d be your white knight just because we went on one date? Ah lol
Jjining was trembling all over with a terrified expression.
Fortunately, it wasn’t just Jjining and Mungi going into the haunted house alone.
For safety reasons, a shaman who had been arranged beforehand for the penalty was joining them.
There was also a cameraman and editor present to capture all of this on video.
So excluding Mungi, there are currently four people here in total.
Among them, the Shaman frowned and looked around.
‘The negative energy is particularly bad today… the negative energy.’
He wanted to suggest coming back another day.
But knowing that if it wasn’t a same-day penalty, it would all be meaningless.
The Shaman, who knew the broadcasting ecosystem to some extent, didn’t bother mentioning this.
Besides.
‘The place we’re going today is relatively safe anyway.’
It’s not like they’re going with veterans who frequently visit haunted houses.
They’re only bringing together complete beginners.
Since they’re going to a place that only looks scary on the surface, with no actual worry of possession.
There really wasn’t much to worry about.
“Shaman… this place is really safe, right?”
“It is safe, but, uh… what was your name again? Anyway… Young Miss, your legs are shaking so much I’m worried you might fall while walking.”
“Ah, ah… I, I can do it!”
“I’ve seen so many young ladies whose legs give out like that, the young man coming said he’s strong, right? If your back gives out, ask him to carry you.”
As they exchanged casual conversation like that.
How long had they been waiting?
Vroooom.
In the distance, a vehicle slowly revealed its presence, illuminating the surroundings with its lights.
“Hm?”
The Shaman felt an incredibly warm energy from the direction the taxi was coming and unconsciously turned his head.
And the taxi came nearby and casually dropped off one person.
“Mungi has arrived!”
Then disappeared again.
And the moment the Shaman saw the person who got out of the car.
‘Gasp.’
He almost unconsciously bowed.
‘What kind of positive energy is this…’
In his entire life, this was the first time he’d seen someone with this kind of positive energy.
Honestly, before he could properly see the face, he thought it was a shaman.
No wonder he felt warm energy when the taxi was coming.
‘Now it’s not just warm, it’s hot.’
Is he a fellow shaman? He looked up, thinking so.
But there was absolutely nothing there. He thought there might be a general or some high being.
The positive energy of the human himself was at an absurd level.
To the Shaman whose spiritual senses were heightened, the surroundings felt truly bright with positive energy.
It was like a sun was walking step by step toward them.
“Oh, you weren’t alone? Hello. I’m Mungi. Please take care of me.”
The man called Mungi, no.
As soon as the ball of sun greeted them, the surroundings felt much brighter.
“…By any chance, is there a shaman among that family?”
To the point of asking about someone else’s family affairs, which he would normally never ask about.
“No?”
The Shaman couldn’t take his eyes off Mungi.
Just because it was called a safe haunted house didn’t mean there were no dangerous ghosts.
Frankly speaking, minor evil spirits were bound to exist to some degree.
But as soon as Mungi appeared, they all disappeared cleanly like vampires seeing sunlight.
A presence on the level of a power vacuum cleaner that sweeps away dusty places.
“Ah, ah… I see… Sorry, I asked because I was too curious. Haha, have people around you ever said you have strong energy or anything like that?”
“In your opinion as a shaman, am I pretty decent?”
It’s not just decent level, it’s just an absurd level, you fool.
The Shaman held back what he wanted to say and chose his words as carefully as possible.
“Ah… ex, excellent, the lady called a very good person.”
After briefly introducing themselves due to Mungi’s appearance.
The five people immediately entered the haunted house.
“Ugh… ughhh, Mungi oppa, I’m really sorry but can I stick close to your side? Hold hands or something?”
“Ah, well… I don’t mind.”
– Gasp
– Me too
– I want to cling too
– Me too just Mungi Kkeoseu just ahh /This viewer has been banned
– Jjining succeeded, even holding Mungi’s hand
– Even linking arms
– Isn’t Mamma touching? I saw this in Love Code
– Hmm this is lucky pervert
– What’s that, you otaku
The four people excluding the Shaman continued walking while trembling, overwhelmed by the haunted house atmosphere.
The Shaman watching them from behind thought.
‘It’s like… walking around with a flamethrower in a snowfield.’
He continued his steps with such comfort that he couldn’t feel any greater sense of security.
Honestly, this young man Mungi’s positive energy was so strong that all of this felt like a hidden camera prank.
‘Evil spirits can’t even approach, but this place is mostly just evil spirits…’
Originally when experiencing a haunted house, starting with ‘don’t look in mirrors.’
When cameras start crackling or someone suddenly appears, don’t look at that person, etc.
He should have given various precautions.
But the Shaman didn’t feel the need to say such things as soon as he saw Mungi.
Because who would dare appear to play tricks in front of that positive energy.
Honestly, as a shaman, if he had met Mungi during his fortune teller’s shop operating hours without being hired for this.
He would have immediately bowed and at least held his hand once – that’s the level of positive energy he had.
Moreover.
‘Everyone’s gradually getting used to it.’
Perhaps because Mungi’s positive energy was also calming the atmosphere of the haunted house.
The tension on the faces of the four people ahead was gradually decreasing.
Because of this, the shaman could see the cameraman and PD whispering something behind them.
It seemed like they were planning some kind of prank.
This was all part of how broadcasters entertained viewers.
Just as she was about to watch what kind of prank they would pull.
“Wah!”
The cameraman suddenly shouted from behind Mungi.
“?!”
At that moment, the shaman could see it.
‘Back Spin Elbow…?’
An elbow striking with the most perfect timing, speed, and fantastic angle.
That elbow was naturally aimed toward the cameraman.
“Ah!”
Mungi, who urgently regained consciousness subconsciously, stopped his body just before his elbow struck the cameraman’s jaw.
If he had been 0.1 seconds late, the cameraman’s jaw would have been completely turned.
“Hi, hiccup…!”
The cameraman was so startled that he collapsed on the spot.
No matter how much of a grown adult man he was, when a male about 190cm tall weighing three digits.
With eyes that genuinely wanted to kill him, tried to strike his jaw with an elbow – that murderous intent was not something he could easily handle.
– Wow
– Munganu lololol
– That’s why you shouldn’t startle Mungi
– Should have startled Jjining instead
– For real
– It would have been better to make Jjining’s legs give out
– The cameraman who chose the worst option and fell over lolololol
Seeing the viewers’ reactions, the PD was smiling broadly inside.
‘This will get good view counts.’
They didn’t encounter any ghosts in the haunted house.
But someone scarier than ghosts was right in front of their eyes.
‘Haunted house experience… this is just the 1st floor, didn’t they say this place goes up to the 3rd floor?’
Just how much more amazing would the scenes that come next be.
It was a moment of pure anticipation.
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