Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 59
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Oh, me? Really?
In internet broadcasting, the most important thing was naturally entertainment.
Viewers come into broadcasts to feel entertained.
And broadcasters prepare content to entertain their viewers.
In that sense.
[Current broadcast time: 16:00:32]
“Ah… Everyone, this really isn’t working. I’m going to use my chance.”
Lera felt intense dizziness.
Golden Ring, honestly she thought she could clear it quickly.
Because there were easy ways to clear it.
Not the typical melee weapon bashing that broadcasters usually do.
Using poison, ranged weapons, magic spam, etc.
There were tons of strategies to easily defeat bosses in Golden Ring.
But.
– Hahahahahahaha
– All the tricks are banned so it won’t work
– The monster body of a crashing comet <<< Just a new life obstacle that appeared before Lera lol
– Can’t dodge lasers, can’t parry during headbutt attacks ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Who put the restriction on using guides, so damn perfect
As if the viewers didn’t want that.
Lera had all the easy methods blocked off.
But honestly, even considering that, she could push through to some extent.
Due to the nature of souls-like games, if you figure out boss patterns and keep trying, a path becomes visible.
It’s not even a condition like a no-hit clear.
Just clearing it would be recognized.
If you really had time, it was a structure where you’d eventually clear it.
It was like a kind of infinite monkey theorem.
However.
“Malania… I don’t think I can clear this one no matter what I try?”
Lera had encountered a formidable enemy that seemed nearly impossible to defeat even with infinite time.
Normal bosses don’t recover health.
Except for recovery mechanics in each phase, the concept of life steal didn’t exist.
“No, why does this thing heal while hitting me? And when I get close… what’s with the rot? And my spirit… why did it help me well before but now it’s become a potion?”
– Hahahahahahaha
– Do you understand? Malania, the first blade of Makela
– The greatsword restrictions are insanely tough lol
– Yeah but if you use something else you might clear it easily
– Agreed
“Argh! What is this Waterfowl Dance!”
– I can hear the stress levels rising
– It would be weird if it didn’t go up
– Hahahahahahaha
– Hahahahahahaha
– Hahahahahaha
– Go go go go
– Try to dodge well
– If you keep rolling, you’ll dodge it
– How about becoming a crazy rolling maniac?
But this boss was on a different level.
It was harder than expected. No, it was just blatantly difficult.
It would have been better if the weapon was at least something different.
The attack speed of this damn Colossal Sword was so frustrating it felt like my insides would burst.
“Aaaahhh!”
As the Virtual Character swayed back and forth following Lera’s movements.
The topic of using a chance, which she had originally vowed never to use, inevitably came up.
– But you know there are restrictions on chances, right?
– No one who’s done Golden Ring lol
– Must be beginner-focused
– Still, it is faster when we break them together though lol
– Let the two of them go at it and knock heads all they want haha
Using a chance meant receiving a penalty, but that wasn’t really the problem.
The severity of penalties for male streamers and female streamers was different to begin with.
As for the penalty Lera would receive.
“…Using cat speech for two days after clearing all of Golden Ring? This is just… just… Aah! I’m an adult, why do I have to use this kind of speech!”
– Oh my
– Bitter lol
– You must use cat speech.
In a way, you could say it had a very cute feeling to it.
Of course, she couldn’t just do it lightly here – showing that she disliked it was the key point.
This was also part of the selling point.
Anyway.
After deciding to use the chance, Lera immediately went to sleep.
The next day, Lera called Mungi through the chance.
Ding!
“Mungi has arrived!”
They finally met in the Deco Server.
‘This is almost the first time we’re doing a collaboration like this, isn’t it?’
Though they had traveled together often in Yoran Garden, that was all within the game.
Meeting in Deco like this and directly doing something together could be called a first.
‘Hmm, but we should have done this sooner. I am the first lady, after all.’
First Lady posture points +1.
Thinking to herself that her points had gone up.
“Mungi-nim, but is it really right for me to gift you a game too?”
“Ah, well… if we don’t do it this way, only Chasakgang-nim would be gifting games, and that would be too unfair.”
“Huh? That Street Fighter 6 tournament… the 10 million won prize money, that… did Chasakgang-nim also buy that Street Fighter 6?”
“Of course, the Helping Mungi Service charges for everything except the actual helping.”
– Hahahahahahaha
– Are you crazy?
– If you compare this to a restaurant, it’s like charging for the table and also charging for water
– That makes perfect sense
After some tiki-taka with Mungi and the viewers.
She immediately explained the Golden Ring multi mode and the challenge rules.
“I absolutely have to land the final hit… there’s no limit on recovery medicine, but you can’t summon spirits. Because Mungi-nim has become my spirit…”
“Ah, that kind of feeling.”
“Yes yes, and now no Lying Clear! Of course this might seem obvious since I have to land the final hit, but you could kill with DoT damage… so no Lying Clear either!”
“In other words, we need to cooperate well.”
“Exactly! And Mungi-nim’s weapon is fixed to Colossal Sword only!”
“Understood.”
A fairly long situation explanation.
And immediately following.
“I’ve learned some patterns from getting beaten up by Malania all this time, you know? So follow me well in the beginning!”
– Acting all cocky when you couldn’t even clear phase 1 lmaooooooo
– This cockiness is precious
– So fucking cute
– Teacher Lera mode on!
– Shouldn’t it be “no” instead of “on”? If he learns wrong, he’ll completely mess up his first soulslike experience…
Actual gameplay.
Actually, Lera thought it would take at least 10 more hours.
Because since Mungi was also doing this for the first time, she expected it would take considerable time for him to get the hang of it.
Meeting Malania first from the very start, before getting a feel for it with other bosses.
She predicted he would be shocked several times by the ridiculous difficulty.
And that prediction was somewhat accurate.
Slash!
【 YOU DIED 】
“Wow, what… why is this so strong?”
Mungi was flustered by his first soulslike game and died pathetically due to control issues, difficulty issues, etc.
– Hahahahahaha
– Rather than a relief pitcher, it seems like we just got more dead weight
– What, did you come to rescue me?
– No, I got caught too
The viewers enjoyed watching Mungi in this state.
Because ultimately, the purpose of watching soulslike broadcasts is to see the streamer suffering.
If they wanted to watch someone skilled, they would have gone there long ago.
What the viewers wanted was simply to see Lera suffering from the difficult difficulty.
“M-Mungi… didn’t you say you were good at games?”
“I… I am good, just wait a moment. Ah, but this is…”
“Yes?”
“…I’m the type who needs to drink the Lemon Water that this supporter gives me to really improve my skills… Just kidding.”
– That’s not a joke though
– Mungi has definitely moved up in weight class somewhat
– To use the rental Mungi service, you need to do at least this much
– For real
– You gotta match the price point
– Chasakgang paid about a hundred;
– He paid ten thousand won and even bought the game lol
– But they’re both noobs
– For real, it’s fun watching scrubs play together
– Even team killing and stuff lololololol
While the viewers were laughing and chattering at the sight of the dumb and dumber duo dying.
“I’ve got the hang of it. Lemon Water, just trust me.”
“Yes?”
“I’m going to clear it now.”
Mungi declared he would clear it.
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Malania, a difficult boss.
Perhaps difficult enough to be in the top three within soulslike games.
But that didn’t mean it was an absolutely impossible boss to defeat.
“You just don’t get hit, hit everything, and dodge.”
That was similar to when playing Street Fighter 6 Jongpil.
You just had to play dirty.
The way to fully utilize the slow attack power of the Colossal Sword was guerrilla tactics, not combos.
Hit and run repeatedly while accumulating damage.
‘Your partner is bad? Then just control that too.’
The key was to continuously draw the boss character’s aggro.
– Wow Malania phase 2 damn
– Look at phase 2 Mamma damn
– To avoid censorship, the chest and genital areas were subjected to decay ㅠㅠㅠ
– Malania, please marry me
– Corruption? If it doesn’t work, just make it work
And just like that, we reached phase 2 in the blink of an eye.
The new pattern included attacks using clones.
But since I had already figured out what it felt like, it didn’t seem difficult.
“Lera! I’ll keep drawing aggro, so please chip damage from behind! Hit once and back off! Hit once and back off!”
“Yes, okay!”
It might have been difficult for other people.
But I was already someone who had mastered playing games in duo with women.
I was someone who had even won the Mud War championship through bottom duo with a female supporter.
Just defeating one boss? This was really easy work for me.
‘It’s a shame I can’t receive lemon water since she’s not next to me.’
Still, there were no major constraints to clearing it.
– Mungi’s large great sword penetrates Malania’s lower abdomen
– This is quite poetic
– This is really suggestive
– Is it possible to broadcast with this level of content?
– Gifted a man’s colossal sword to a woman doing sword dance in the nude
– Ugh
– Mungi’s thing is a super super super colossal sword /This viewer has been banned
The chat room was also excited.
Because they could really see the possibility of clearing it.
Of course, in the process.
“Ah! I’m sorry!”
“It’s okay.”
There were several instances where Lera made mistakes and died, forcing us to restart the strategy from the beginning.
But Mungi didn’t mind it much, and about an hour later from that point.
-“You, that power…”
We were finally able to defeat Malania.
“Phew, easy.”
After that, I listened to Lera’s words of gratitude and watched the rest of the Golden Ring ending.
We briefly felt the camaraderie of having cleared the game together.
“Great work, Mungi!”
“Yes! You too, Lera!”
Worried that the Malicious Broth Brothers might boldly send emails if we got involved beyond business.
We had a moderate conversation and left the Deco room.
“Thanks to that, I at least got easy content for today.”
– They give you mission money, buy you games, support your content, what exactly do you do as a streamer?
– You sell your body
– Does rental Mungi look funny to you then?
– Young guy who’ll do it if you pay him ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
– Hmm then if we meet in real life, would you give me Mung Kiss *3* too?
– right? lololololol
– Should I ask for Deep Mung Kiss =3=
– That doesn’t make sense;
– I want him to put his tongue in, Deep Mung Tongue “3”~
– ?
– ?
– ?
– Ttaranta† This is the first time I’ve seen this Mungi castle praise technique
– Deep Mung Tongue… it has a nice ring to it
– Am I allowed to see something like this
– Ah mom told me to only see good things while growing up…
As soon as the collaboration ended, I continued communicating while looking at the chat room again.
Then I realized it had gotten quite late.
‘But I need to keep my streams short for a while, so ending the stream here would be too… wouldn’t it.’
I felt like I should do something additional.
That thought was brief though.
“We’ve been gaming for a long time, should I try some outdoor streaming? Outdoor streaming?”
– Outdoor streaming again?
– What now lol
– But you’re going to do outdoor streaming alone?
– What are you going to do?
Suddenly having a good idea, I immediately grabbed my Outdoor Broadcast Phone and went outside.
What I’m going to do from now is.
“Bupyeong and Bucheon… they say the numbers have decreased a lot lately, but is that really true? I’ll investigate the ecosystem.”
Surviving in the Korean Demon Realm, Bear Mungrills is going.
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What are the odds of getting into trouble while walking down the street.
Honestly, I thought it would be extremely rare.
That’s what I thought.
“Hey, what are you? Why are you walking around with a camera.”
“…Excuse me?”
– Huk
– What is it?
It had been less than 5 minutes since I started walking around Bupyeong.
“I asked what you are, wanna fight?”
– King wanna fight DC Inside
– So they can even pick a fight with Mungi
A fight was picked immediately.
Huh, with me? For real?
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This chapter was translated by Lunox Team. To support us and help keep this series going, visit our website: LunoxScans.com
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