Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 5

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What? Is this my straw?

– ?

– ?

– ?

– ?

– What are you doing? lol

– Are you saying you’re going to read the emails that came in?

“Lera said that malicious viewers would get banned if they acted badly, so shouldn’t we let everyone know what kind of bad guys are out there?”

I’m the victim here in the first place.

And they wrote all kinds of profanity so boldly – didn’t they send this email prepared to get roasted on stream?

As I continued speaking.

– Agreed

– That’s true

– Just looking at the level of profanity, there’s plenty of grounds for a lawsuit lol

– They’re thoughtfully providing stream content like this

– The malicious viewers are probably watching the stream right now too, this must be hilarious lolol

The Chat Room reaction wasn’t bad either.

“Then shall we look at the first email? This person thoroughly hid their real name too, their nickname is… Bangbu Jipseong!”

Click clack.

No matter how much of a bottom-tier streamer I was, I’d been broadcasting for 3 years.

Just dragging an email onto the screen was nothing.

And at the same time.

“As expected, they’re in my room too, wow… their undercover work level is high.”

Along with the email Bangbu Jipseong sent, I found Bangbu Jipseong in the Chat Room and brought up their profile.

If you send a long malicious spam email, you should be prepared to get destroyed.

Even if they realize the seriousness of the situation and leave, it’s already too late.

The Screen Capture would already be done.

Moreover.

[Subject: I really think bastards like you are the most disgusting and horrible enough to make me vomit]

[From: Bangju Jipseong] [To: Mungi]

[Content: I really think bastards like you are the most disgusting and horrible enough to make me vomit

Disgusting bastard who should be torn apart and killed, relying on your looks and trying to rub up against Major Corporation VTubers to make it in life, your pathetic behavior is so obvious

Don’t think about living like that and think about making your broadcast successful instead of clumsily rubbing your dick around trying to seduce people every day

It seems like you’re trying to be a kept man but don’t live like that you son of a bitch there are tons of people living like cockroaches like you and I really want to beat you up and make you live like a homeless person if I meet you

Lera has a purity that’s on a different level from a filthy grown bastard like you so pleeeease fucking stop drooling and don’t even touch her]

This honestly wasn’t something to just laugh off and move on from.

This was at a level where a lawsuit was possible.

I couldn’t let such a malicious person freely enjoy internet broadcasting.

– Whoa what is this

– Isn’t this fake?

– Lera’s number one sword lololololol

– These toxic haters are really something lol

– What the hell is this?

“There’s a lot more besides this, but for now I’ll read these and today we’ll do sentence analysis, psychological analysis, mind observation, and laughter therapy on these toxic hater bros. That should be perfect.”

– Laughter therapy lmaooooooooo

– You think the toxic haters are gonna laugh at you?

– Broadcasting ain’t easy, broadcasting ain’t easy

– You’re really in your 3rd year of streaming right? But it’s just a hobby right?

Seeing the chat room that had briefly hesitated quickly become active again.

I decided to keep pushing with this for today.

It’s not like I’m crucifying innocent people.

They dared to send free long donation emails while being toxic.

I thought I had the right to do at least this much instead of suing them.

– Anonymous supporter donated 1,000 won, thank you.

[ But couldn’t they send that because they were a bit angry? Honestly if you look at it seriously, it was a big mistake ]

– lol

– Is that you?

– Jipseong came

– No wonder the chat was quiet, they were rushing to charge money

– If they apologized even now, there might have been room for leniency

– Self-defense lolololol

– 1000 won lawyer lolololol

– A proper public defender lololol

– Accept thirty thousand won, thirty thousand won~

As a judge, I have no mercy for this 1000 won lawyer.

I’d like to tell them the price for forgiveness if I could.

“I made the mistake to Lera, not to you guys. You toxic bastards are going crazy.”

But I held back since soliciting donations could result in a broadcast suspension.

“You guys can’t live like this, Lera would be sad. Sorry but I’ll properly get PPAP for this 1000 won lawyer… no, Bangju Jipseong and send it to Lera.”

Instead I could deliver a satisfying verdict.

Obviously death penalty, absolutely death penalty.

“They’re trying to make me out to be someone who should die over the tiniest mistake, sigh… But the problem is there’s not just one criminal.”

– There’s more?

– Just how many emails came in

– Mungi’s gotten popular

– 3rd year bottom-tier streamer, came to his senses and conquered the toxic haters!

– Yare yare~ shoga nai na~

And I quickly brought up the next email.

[Subject: I guess you want to live off being a sugar baby and bloom in life, but your life was already a shithole, you bastard]

[From: 0Ssalrangi-a] [To: Mungi]

[Content: You got a chance by coincidence and you’re making such a huge fuss trying to connect and get close to Lera, but that lowlife mentality hasn’t gone anywhere

That’s why your life got completely screwed for 3 years and you couldn’t even make minimum wage, just quit streaming and give up on life altogether tsk tsk

I don’t understand why you even broadcast, and I don’t get why you turn on the camera just to get hate for no reason. Kids who look like you are all over the street

Seriously, just quickly post an announcement that you’re quitting broadcasting and never mention Lera again in your life]

“How excited was this person when typing this chat… The typos are insane, and the Korean-English conversion isn’t working properly either…”

Wait, was the first email actually an angel?

How does the quality get progressively more vicious as it goes on.

It feels like exploring deeper into a sewer.

Naturally, the verdict was death penalty.

– Wow

– The broth ham is really spicy and flavorful lol

– You could really sue this one?

– The haters’ problem is really serious

– Mungi, let’s really sue some of them, why are there so many crazy people?

– Teacher Beo is really gentle, so gentle ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“I should sue them, how can they look at my face and say it’s common on the street…”

– Crazy bastard lololol

– Self-love is Mungpyeong

– But he is handsome, I agree

– Mungi fans aren’t gay

– I’ll use the camera well

– ?

– Used it well

– Faster than light

– Please stop talking about your favorite soccer and baseball teams ㅠㅠ

“That’s… a secret. Anyway, because of emails like this, I got curious and checked Lera’s room subscribers. These guys have been long-term subscribers for at least 12 months or more. They’re really long-time fans but… it’s sad that their fan devotion got twisted.”

– You seem to be covering your mouth and laughing while saying it’s sad?

– Put your hand down

– Those kinds of people aren’t fans

– The turret is really spinning fucking hard

– What’s a turret

– Blocking the influx lol

– No, Mungi didn’t even collab with her in the first place, and it’s not even an influx, they just got briefly involved, but they’re really attacking like they want to kill him, I don’t understand

Normally, the chat in my room was almost at the level of me talking to myself.

It was so quiet that a few fans could use a notepad without any problems.

But since I was using obviously serious problems as content, the chat room was moving quickly.

‘At this rate, I can have fun playing with the hater bros for at least two to three hours.’

Moreover, this had tremendous effects beyond just eliminating malicious viewers.

That was precisely.

– Anonymous donor donated 10,000 won, thank you.

[ We were wrong. We would be grateful if you could forgive us. ]

‘Sweet money collection.’

These were apology donations from viewers who suddenly changed their tune when they realized they might get banned from their favorite broadcaster’s room.

It’s human psychology to want to spend money where business is thriving.

So once donations start flowing well and really take off, you can pull in serious money.

And I was finally able to taste this effect after a whole 3 years as a bottom-tier streamer.

– Anonymous donor donated 1,000 won, thank you.

[ Anyone who sends long death threat emails then thinks they can settle it with 10,000 won is a disgusting Mungi, thumbs up lololol ]

“Now, don’t say it like that… thumbs up.”

Perhaps convinced that I would keep publicly showing their malicious emails.

Some tried to cancel their sent messages, but it was already too late.

Even if they canceled their email transmissions to erase the records.

“By the way, I’ve already captured everything, so canceling the transmission won’t help.”

I had already saved all of them as PDFs.

I haven’t been broadcasting for just a day or two – I’ve been a bottom-tier streamer for 3 years alone.

Why hadn’t I done other decent work instead of sticking to broadcasting all this time?

It was because only pure venom remained in me now.

I was clinging to it thinking this was truly all I had.

Since I was really struggling at rock bottom of life.

Acting maliciously like this? Honestly, it was cute.

‘When I had no money for utility bills and borrowed from a high school club junior I hadn’t contacted in 3 years – that was more miserable, painful, and sad.’

These adorable little ones, I’ll compile their entire list and send it to Lera.

You enjoyed watching broadcasts religiously for at least 12 months, grinning while spinning turrets, didn’t you?

“If you did wrong, you should be punished. Be grateful I’m just cleanly banning you from broadcasts instead of suing.”

Create new accounts, build up your subscription months from 1 month again, and live righteously from now on.

Saying this, I tracked down viewers who sent malicious emails one by one and banned them all.

So my room, which had about 300 people when I started the broadcast.

[Current viewer count: 100 people]

A clean one-third had vanished.

‘Is it one-third? Must be, right? I’m pretty quick at mental math.’

Still, leaving 100 people – did I do well?

“Anyway, I’ll send this to Lera’s email. Or maybe to her agency…”

Reading each free malicious long donation message and processing bans, 5 hours had somehow passed.

“Talking non-stop for five hours is exhausting. I guess I’ll have to end the broadcast here today.”

– Are you coming tomorrow?

– Now they’re coming

– What are you gonna do tomorrow, the same thing as today?

– Won’t do it, scared of getting banned

– Tell us what you’re doing tomorrow before you go

“Tomorrow… well, I’ll have to turn on the stream to find out, but now that I’m slowly becoming a Major Corporation, maybe I should try living up to that…”

– Major Corporation (100 viewers)

– Major Corporation (3rd year bottom-tier, highest viewer count double digits)

– Major Corporation (reacting like he’d suck ass for 10,000 won)

– Major Corporation (spent 5 hours today shooting Kamusari at viewers’ necks)

– Major Corporation (our household’s Im Jeong-suk doesn’t know him)

“…Ah, if Im Jeong-suk doesn’t know me, then I’m not a Major Corporation.”

– Hahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahaha

– Recognition is fucking low

– Well, Jungsuk does need to know about this lol

Setting the mood to end the broadcast while casually exchanging banter with the viewers.

‘I should really turn it off now, need to seriously think about what to do tomorrow.’

Since the broadcast was seriously growing, I was thinking about grabbing major topics and continuing with broadcast content.

– Thank you EV for the 100,000 won donation.

[ Hello Mungi. I’m EV, broadcasting on the same platform. If you have time, could you help me with my mission? ]

Suddenly a 100,000 won donation flew in.

And from someone in the same industry, no less.

‘What’s this? Am I her Straw?’

There’s no way a Straw would exist for someone with 100 viewers.

“Ah! Thank you so much! For the hundred thousand won donation!”

I got up to do my donation reaction while quickly moving my hand down to search for the username.

‘EV, female, pretty, approved.’

After checking the basic personal information.

“Mission! Mission, of course I should help! Going straight to the mission as a hundred thousand won reaction! What kind of mission can I help you with?”

I immediately accepted.

‘But wait… isn’t EV also a Major Corporation?’

Ah.

Aren’t the Turrets going to come in hard again?

‘Even better.’

Getting involved with a female broadcaster > malicious incels get angry and send emails > I use that as broadcast content while roasting them > incels donate because they don’t want to get banned > of course I take the donations but still ban them

Could there be a more positive virtuous cycle in this world?

Already thinking about running this positive algorithm.

‘Finally, my broadcasting career is going to see the light.’

I could feel my heart and wallet growing warm.

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