Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 40
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“Did you send it? Did you send it?!”
“Ugh! Stop rushing me, I sent it!”
“What did he say? Is he coming? Will he come?”
“Yeah, he said he’ll come.”
“Kyaa! This is crazy! Mumiming! You’re a hero! Come here! I’ll give you a kiss mark right now!”
“Ah, what are you saying! Get away!”
Mumiming barely managed to peel off her crew member Herami, who was clinging to her persistently.
“Because of you, people will think I worked hard on the house just to invite Mungi.”
“Hey, he won’t think that way.”
“If I get a materialistic image, it’s all because of you, got it?”
“I’ll clear up any misunderstandings, absolutely! Don’t worry!”
Herami swayed her bob haircut and double-checked her appearance through the broadcast cam.
– Wait, what’s with everyone’s condition when they hear Mungi is coming
– To so blatantly and openly invite a man like this!!!
– But Mungi is safe though
– He’s dangerous in other ways but excessively safe in certain ways
– lol
The reason the chat room wasn’t exploding despite them openly looking for a man.
It was because the crew Mumiming belonged to wasn’t a place that blatantly extracted money.
Female streamers had their own varieties after all.
While some places did pseudo-romance, Mumiming’s group wasn’t like that at all.
Rather, they tended to avoid such things.
You could say their main content was daily stories and light talk.
Anyway.
“Mungi said he’ll come in about 30 minutes, so we should set up a spot and prepare some more snacks.”
“What do men like? Chicken? Should we order chicken and bossam?”
“Let’s order food, then immediately play rock-paper-scissors for who sits next to Mungi.”
Mumiming, Herami, and Shukang continued their excited conversation, constantly bringing up Mungi as a topic.
“Wait, we’re going to change seats periodically anyway even if we play rock-paper-scissors.”
“Miming… what are you talking about? Once you sit, you stay fixed there. What do you think this is, musical chairs? Did you come to a blind date?”
“Herami’s right about this. Unless something major happens, we should keep it fixed… that’s why we need rock-paper-scissors.”
– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.
[ Ugh lol she’s all excited just because some good-looking guy is coming ]
– Hahahahahahahaha
– 24 sets of intense sexual desire ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
– But if it’s Mungi, that’s understandable
– Honestly, I acknowledge Mungi
– I’m really curious what it would feel like to see him on a female cam screen lol
– Mungi dressed well before, I’m curious what he’ll wear this time
When male streamers drink, they invite female streamers.
There’s no way female streamers wouldn’t want to invite male streamers either.
They just couldn’t find anyone worth inviting.
But in the midst of all that, Mungi suddenly appeared like a comet.
His level wasn’t so high as to be a Major Corporation, so there was less pressure, but he wasn’t a small-timer either.
He didn’t have a bad reputation, and rather had a style of treating women roughly, which made it more interesting.
It felt like calling over a wolf, lion, or tiger.
Perhaps because of that.
‘I invited him, but I’m really nervous.’
‘Wow… everyone says he’s unbelievable when you see him in person.’
‘This is the first time I’ve seen Mumiming and Herami this nervous, me too though.’
It was good that they confidently invited him, but there was nothing they could do about being nervous.
Then.
– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from My Lunch Is Buchim.
[ But seriously, you should be careful of that one Mungi ]
– What? Which Mungi should we be careful of?
– Yes, the male Mungi is dangerous.
While the viewers’ chat continued.
“Oh? They say Mungi is nearby, I’ll go out to meet him.”
As soon as Mumiming looked at her phone, she immediately got up from her seat.
About 3 minutes later.
“Mungi is here!”
As soon as Mungi appeared, they immediately realized.
“…Wow.”
“Whoa.”
Why they were told to be careful of Mungi, why they should be cautious of Mungi.
“Watching the broadcast, you all seemed to be having quite a good time.”
“…!”
They could feel it from his voice.
That emotions they had never felt before were being stimulated.
‘Quick, manage your expression!’
They had to pull their jaw muscles to prevent their mouths from falling open.
They had to stop their pupils from dilating and staring at him intensely.
But they couldn’t.
Their gazes were being drawn in.
The sculpture-like appearance visible beneath hair roughly combed.
Below that, a cardigan that clearly screamed luxury brand.
And the muscles of his short-sleeved arms glimpsed within.
Finally, clean and perfectly fitted jeans.
“I’ll also properly join in and have some fun.”
An intense alpha male had appeared.
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Honestly, it was a very sudden proposal.
But on one hand, I felt grateful.
‘Merk’s broadcast was about to get loose anyway, so refreshing things this way isn’t bad either.’
Plus, because they suddenly invited me.
They said they’d give me half of the donation money from the broadcast.
To be honest, for me it was practically like hitting the jackpot.
A distance that only takes about 30 minutes by taxi.
They even paid for the taxi fare, so I literally just had to bring my body.
‘Hmm, they’re all people who know how to have fun, so it should be okay if I’m a bit shy, right?’
Since drinking gatherings themselves are awkward for me, I’m a bit stiff at first.
Contrary to my expectation that they’d liven up the atmosphere first.
“…”
As expected, “Mungi has arrived” was a bit off, and though I added a few more words after that, a strange silence lingered.
If this continued any longer, the viewers would also start to feel puzzled.
Just when I was wondering if I should say something more.
“Mungi! Please sit over here! Over here!”
Mumiming, who seemed to have urgently come to her senses, introduced me to my seat.
“Wow, this is quite different… a social assassination seat.”
A seat between Herami and Shukang.
Written like this, it seems like there’s really no problem at all.
The problem was their outfits.
– But usually when you come to places like this, don’t you not know where to look?
– This guy just looks openly lol
– Really just refreshingly likeable
– If it’s Mungi, that’s fine, he has nothing to be intimidated by lol
– You’re both checking out each other’s faces and chests lol
Unlike the viewers’ chat, I honestly tried my best not to look there.
‘But this is… no, what am I supposed to do about what’s visible.’
So I just decided to look openly.
I came to the conclusion that staring directly was better than glancing around.
“Mungi… you really like breasts, don’t you?”
“Ah… I like them, breasts… they’re the best.”
“Kuk, kyaheuk, no, why are you talking like that, breasts… they’re the best, why is your tone so theatrical?”
“I’m serious. I really like breasts.”
– Her chest… it’s the best, no joke lol hahahahaha
– The problem is no one gets offended even when he says stuff like this
– Just this scene alone could write a whole novel
– Sexual jokes that popular guys make to girls, thinking I could do the same and spitting out the exact same thing
– But the moment I say it, the atmosphere suddenly turns cold and the popular guy goes ‘Hey, that’s going too far’ and scolds me
– The sudden stares, the feeling that this must be a dream, and the back of my neck turning cold
– Please stop triggering my PTSD
Actually, the drinking session wasn’t anything particularly special.
Just casually asking each other’s ages and introducing ourselves since there were people meeting for the first time.
“Oh, so you’re an oppa then? If you’re one year older than us?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“Wow, then can I call you oppa? And speak casually too!”
“That won’t work, I’m quite shy around strangers… I’d appreciate it if you could match my pace.”
“Ah, what the heck! Drawing lines at a time like this!”
In a situation where anything said would bring laughter.
Occasionally the girls would touch my shoulder or compare hand sizes.
It was just experiencing the same phenomenon I naturally encounter whenever I go out these days.
– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.
[ They’re just completely devouring, tearing, tasting, and enjoying Mungi ]
– For real
– This thing, this thing just didn’t fade in the wash lol
– Ugh lol is that really 24? Why do they look like middle-aged women?
– I can totally see them doing close-contact fan meetings like this
“No, everyone! I couldn’t even sit next to him?! I’m really upset!”
“Okay! Then I, Herami! Will specially! Switch seats with Mumiming!”
“Gasp… Then I, Shuka! Will just stay here! I want to stick closer to Mungi!”
The viewers’ reactions weren’t bad either.
Honestly, I expected some people to react really maliciously,
And for viewers to silently leave quickly.
– This is so different from the female-dominated atmosphere I knew?
– This isn’t a female-dominated atmosphere with one guy, this is a harem
– Usually when there’s one guy among girls, the guy becomes a pushover and does stuff like carrying bags or just becomes a slave, a servant
– Hahaha harems are different
– For real
– Harem and being the only guy are just different
– Only girl among guys < Girl becomes queen, Only guy among girls < Guy becomes slave
– Harem < Becomes Mungi
– I want to become Mungi
– But the girls staring at Munggi’s face and chest is way more obvious than Munggi looking at boobs lol
– The yin energy is so thick
– The yin energy I was looking for was here
Far from that, the viewers kept increasing.
‘She’s a female streamer but… ah, kind of feels like a variety broadcaster? Something like that. Mainly daily life streaming…’
Well, there are many female broadcasters who comfortably hang out with male broadcasters.
It seemed to be that kind of case.
Anyway, the drinking session continued with a good atmosphere without any issues.
Occasionally communicating with viewers, toasting, and sharing daily life stories with each other.
When this atmosphere had continued and it was about time to wrap up.
“Kyaaaah!”
An incident occurred.
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Shukang had a habit of basically touching the person next to her when she drank alcohol.
Since she knew about this habit herself, she never drank alcohol next to men.
And that was the same no matter what collaboration she did.
But.
‘…This is really driving me crazy.’
The moment she saw Mungi’s body, she understood immediately.
This was a man she had never seen before and would never see again.
To be honest, she had subtly touched him a few times so far.
Like their forearms touching, shoulders lightly bumping, or patting his shoulder.
There was skinship that naturally came out during conversation.
But even so, Mungi wasn’t conscious of her at all.
To the point where she wondered if guys who looked like this were originally like this.
She could feel his gaze that purely saw her as coworker #1 who happened to have breasts.
‘That makes me like him even more.’
Should she say something was heating up inside her.
But even that was slowly coming to an end now.
She was getting somewhat tipsy, and since it was still their first meeting, it was right to gradually wrap things up.
“But Mungi, aren’t you interested in things like virtual marriage? I feel like you get a lot of offers or everyone thinks about it in their hearts.”
“Virtual marriage?”
“Yeah, don’t you think about it? I’m a virtual marriage auntie, I really love watching virtual marriages.”
“But I’m not thinking about virtual marriage at all. Well, unless it’s something brief in-game…”
“Why not?”
“If you marry me, even if it’s fake, could you marry someone else next time? With another man? After experiencing me?”
– Crazy bastard
– Hahahahahahaha
– What’s with that confidence
– No seriously why are you suddenly putting your face so close to the camera
– Why do you only open your eyes wide and look like Jjanggu’s dad meme when you say stuff like this
– Mungi, did you deceive me?
– But it’s really confidence with basis so it’s fucking annoying
– Right, if someone does We Got Married with you, who could find another man
– Besides, Mungi is a bad boy lol
– A woman who went to a bad boy can never meet a good man…
The conversation continued flowing like that.
“We Got Married… I’m confident about it, confident that I’ll meet another woman right after this We Got Married ends… But I’m worried the other person might not be able to forget me… That really weighs on my mind, so I can’t do We Got Married.”
“…But you know it feels really annoying because when you say it with that face, it becomes convincing, right?”
“Shukang, you can’t deny it though.”
“…That’s true though.”
Just when the conversation topics were almost running out.
“Kyaaaaaaah!”
Suddenly a scream burst out from Mumiming’s direction.
“What! What happened!”
“Why are you suddenly like that!”
A scream that came out from genuine shock.
At an even higher octave than when playing horror games, Herami and Shukang were flustered.
Mungi silently stared at the screen with a strange expression.
And Mumiming, who had screamed.
“Mu, Mungi… I’m really sorry… Really… I’m truly sincerely sorry…”
Suddenly got down from her chair, knelt down, and apologized to Mungi.
While everyone except Mungi and Mumiming was just expressing confusion, not knowing anything about the situation.
“No, it’s fine. That can happen, I fully think it was a mistake. It can happen, please raise your head, it’s really okay.”
“Th, ah, that… really… I’m truly sorry.”
– What happened
– Why are you two acting like that by yourselves
– But I think I know what it is?
– For real lololololol
– If you look at Mumiming’s hand position, you can guess why this happened
– What is it, what
– Oh is it that?
The viewers began to figure out the cause of the incident from fragmentary information.
Quick-witted Herami, as if realizing something next to Mumiming.
“Mi, Miming… don’t tell me while putting your hand on Mungi’s thigh… you, you touched that?”
She bluntly stated the cause of the incident.
“No! I wasn’t trying to put it… I wasn’t trying to put it there, it’s just… my skirt kept riding up… I was trying to fix that without looking and flailing my hand in the air when I touched the inner thigh, Mungi, that… so…”
Mumiming’s face gradually turned red as she hung her head low and continued speaking.
She looked like a criminal confessing everything the moment Conan figured out who the culprit was.
“It was… truly not intentional. Really… I’m so sorry.”
“No, ah… I’m really completely fine with it. Well, honestly, these things can happen.”
“I, I never once thought it would be in that position… I’m really sorry.”
– Wait, where exactly was it located
– Seeing that it was stuck to the inner thigh, wow lol
– What is he carrying around
– Does he actually have a frank sausage?
– This isn’t 3cm?
– God is unfair
– Isn’t this the first time a female streamer touched a guy’s thing
– Normally it’s not there
– ㅠㅠ
“But this means…”
“Yes?”
“It’s not Love House but Pervert House… Was I connected to a house with a pervert…”
– Hahahahahahaha
– Hahahahahahahaha
– But really, Mungi himself doesn’t seem bothered at all
– That confident expression is really fucking annoying
– oO(Well, would you have ever imagined that thing being there lol)
– oO(Since I’m at this level, that thing is in that position, surprised by how big it is)
With that scene revealing the culprit coming to an end.
Mungi’s surprise visit drinking session came to a close.
And two women who had been watching this while logged out.
“…No, are you crazy, I, I haven’t even touched it yet! Crossing the line! How dare you! You who I’m meeting for the first time!”
“Ha, Mungi… of course I appeared as a virtual character but… when he was dating me he didn’t show that side… just like… just like those maids back then! Just, just! Staying still while other women touch him… his defense is too weak.”
They vented their anger and resentment with great fury.
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The afternoon of the day after the alcohol broadcast ended cleanly.
– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 10,000 won video donation.
[ (Video clip of Mungi being touched and Mumiming hurriedly apologizing) ]
– Kya
– Huh
– Uhh
– Sob† sob!!! How could you have gone through such a terrible ordeal ㅠㅠ!!!
– Hahahahahahahaha
– The crab teacher’s despair lololololololololol
– What is this about
– What? Why is she suddenly apologizing
– Mungi went to a drinking session and got touched lol
– Real deal real deal real deal
– I went to a drinking party and really became a total slut ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
– My tail got touched ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
– Ugh, turn it off, ahh ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
– Uhhuhya
As soon as I turned on my broadcast, what had happened to me was immediately exposed to the viewers.
“No, it’s not like that. There was just a mistake. Don’t make such a big deal out of it… It’s a misunderstanding, it was an accident. A mistake.”
– Ttaranta† Still, be careful from now on so this kind of thing doesn’t happen again;
– Ttaranta† At this rate, weird people might start shipping you two
– Ttaranta† Keep your guard up when you’re out;
– Manager rage
– Hahahahahahaha
– This is wise advice
– Heed the frank words of an unpaid slave, engrave them in your bones ㅇㅇ
– Agreed
“I get it, so let’s drop this topic. Don’t mention it anymore, I’ve received the apology and I’m fine, understood?”
– As expected, since you’ve complimented a Castle before, you’re unfazed even when your Castle gets attacked
– Hahahahahahahahaha
– Yeah yeah, that’s right. Since hyung made mistakes first, he has the generosity to overlook those mistakes ㅇㅇ
– Whoa whoa, if I hadn’t made that mistake with Lera first, I almost wouldn’t have been able to put myself in her shoes ㅋ
– Putting Oneself in Another’s Shoes is Great Mun Gi
– Domain Expansion 『Mungi Did It First』
– Scary story) A woman who touched my body lives Next Door, and our houses are even connected
– What the hell?
– That’s scary, so scary
It was the typical atmosphere where everyone was happy knowing I had become their entertainment.
Since it didn’t seem to cause much trouble for Mumiming, I just left it alone.
Actually, in times like this, rather than strictly controlling the Chat Room.
Letting the viewers laugh and chat among themselves for automatic cleansing wasn’t a bad method either.
– Mungi, did you see today’s patch notes?
“Patch notes? Oh, was there an update today?”
– It updated when you got touched
– Hahahahahahaha
– Vacation season is coming
– I updated it when that squishy thing was happening ㅠㅠ
– Auction house system added lol
– You’re not using that Zone 1 gear anymore anyway, right? That boar tusk twin blade or whatever, let’s sell it ㅇㅇ
– Everyone’s just putting up random stuff and playing around right now
“Really? Then I should go take a look.”
An auction house has been created in the Hyubang Server, but wouldn’t that increase exploration value quite a bit?
‘Does this mean the production side can also create quite valuable things through crafting?’
With various thoughts running through my mind.
I immediately logged into the Hyubang Server and headed straight to the auction house.
“Wow, what? There are separate real-time auctions… and there are also ones where you just bid.”
In an incredibly large and magnificently constructed building.
Auction items were displayed like in a museum, and going a bit further, you could see a stage that looked like an opera theater.
Seating arrangements where you could look down at the Central Stage.
It seemed like real-time auctions were conducted on that stage.
“Wow, there’s so much stuff?”
– For real
– But since it’s still early stages, there don’t seem to be many rare items?
– Agreed
– It feels like they exist just because they need to exist for now
“It says you can also participate directly in real-time auctions, oh…”
– Of course you participate directly since it’s a real-time auction
– What the hell are you even saying
– Just how much do you not understand?
I glanced at the Chat Room for a moment, then looked back at how the auction house operated.
Real-time auctions had the potential to fetch higher prices the more people participated.
So if you were aiming for peak prices, participating in real-time auctions was often the way to go.
“Hmm… any item is fine, okay. I think I understand this better than you guys.”
– ?
– What are you suddenly talking about
“Wait and see, I have something to try.”
– What are you doing
– What are you doing, you crazy bastard
– Ttaranta† are you serious? Really?
I’m curious if this works, let me try it first.
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A moment later.
– Hahahahahahahahaha
– Hahahahahahahaha
– Cra zy bas tard
– Hahahahahahahahahaha
– If Munggi is really being a pain in the ass, then Mungchu ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Crazy
– Crazy
– Cowardly inducing group fights ㅠㅠ
– When it comes to judo practice, I wonder when I’ll stop being so clumsy ㅠㅠ
The viewers laughed.
“Ah…”
I was flustered by the unexpected situation.
And regardless of that.
“Alright then! We’ll proceed with the real-time auction! Something incredible has come in, right from the first day of the Auction House?!”
The Real-time Auction Host continued with the proceedings.
“Today’s main item! It’s Mungi!”
“…”
– Hahahahahahahahaha
– This is how the Celestial Dragons used to buy mermaids
– Feels like watching One Piece
– I will definitely make this one my slave
– I mean, who puts themselves up for auction just because someone’s curious about them? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– The fact that it actually worked is legendary
– The way he immediately despaired when he heard they couldn’t cancel due to a bug and had to just go through with it was legendary lmaooooo
“We’ll start the bidding at 1 Hyubang Coin!”
As soon as those words fell.
Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh.
Bidding paddles rising at rapid speed.
All of them were raising their hands saying they’d buy me.
Ah, I didn’t know it would turn out like this.
Please go easy on me, I’m begging you.
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