Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 35

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I, Mungi! Hereby declare!

 

Kim Gonggong’s blind date content, 0052.

 

A content that had been done periodically in the Garden for quite a long time, and where actual couples often formed.

 

It was a program where all the participants were completely serious.

 

You could say it was broadcast entertainment + seriously looking for the opposite sex.

 

People whose main job was broadcasting often had difficulty meeting ordinary people, and had few opportunities to make connections.

 

So it was the kind of feeling where they’d give off sweet vibes in programs like this while also gaining practical benefits.

 

But.

 

“That concludes my introduction.”

 

At Mungi’s statement, Kim Gonggong, who was hosting the 0052 content, momentarily forgot what to say.

 

‘Jeyuk? Cheese tonkatsu? When talking about his ideal type?’

 

What kind of nonsense was this supposed to be?

 

He brought him based on his face alone, and even promised to give him a Minecraft Server Companion Pass!

 

Was he trying to ruin the content like this?!

 

Just as negative feelings toward Mungi began creeping up from deep within Kim Gonggong’s heart.

 

“Huh? Puhaha! What is that, really!”

 

“You said your name was Mungi, right? So if I give you cheese tonkatsu, will you follow me?”

 

“Oh, really, it’s not like you’re some 7-year-old kid, saying you like it when food tastes good!”

 

“Aww, Mungi, you said that, right? Will you live with noona if noona stir-fries jeyuk for you?”

 

Before there was even time to feel awkward, the women laughed first.

 

And not just polite laughter, but genuinely finding it funny.

 

“…?”

 

Kim Gonggong was flustered by a situation he was experiencing for the first time while hosting 0052.

 

It wasn’t like only handsome men and beautiful women gathered just because it was a blind date.

 

So he also knew what the atmosphere was like when one handsome guy was mixed in among ordinary men.

 

But even in those situations, when the somewhat good-looking guys made cringeworthy remarks.

 

‘The atmosphere would die!’

 

He would have to helplessly watch the chat room go crazy beyond saving and the table turn ice cold.

 

Even though he felt like he had made a huge mistake, the atmosphere was too good.

 

“So Mungi, you’re saying women who cook well are your ideal type?”

 

“Uh… yes, women should be good at cooking…”

 

Even the statement that women should be good at cooking, which could be quite offensive from the listener’s perspective.

 

“Then since Mungi is a man, what are you good at?”

 

“I’m first of all…”

 

“Oh, is leaning your face forward slightly while talking some kind of face appeal? Like ‘I’m handsome’ or something?”

 

“No, it’s not like that…”

 

“Then I’ll cook for you later, so Mungi, you take care of me sitting across from you, okay?”

 

It just smoothly passed by with positive results.

 

‘Is this right?’

 

Kim Gonggong realized at this moment.

 

‘Ah, I made the wrong call.’

 

Through a 4:4 group meeting, they’d experience some awkward atmosphere, then enjoy the moves that come out as the mood loosens up.

 

Through that process, he planned to entertain the viewers while also securing the benefits of a blind date.

 

– Mungi’s devouring everything, Gonggong

 

– Is this right?

 

– Hey, if you’re gonna do this, you should’ve brought him in later. How can you put in the catfish from the beginning?

 

– Lucifer’s appearance at the school of devils… interesting

 

– Grit your teeth Kim Gonggong… My Mungi’s face might hurt a little!

 

– Did you give up? Then that moment is the end of the meeting

 

– When do you think a person dies?

 

– When Mungi appears at a blind date?

 

– Correct

 

– Hey just give him 500,000 won, make him do Mung-rotu and Deep Mung Kiss then send him away… it’s asymmetric power

 

– What if he brings a hack?

 

– Just tell the girls they can get Deep Mung Kiss for 50,000 won damn it

 

– Mung Kiss *3*

 

– Deep Mung Kiss * >3< *

 

– Is this level of suggestiveness possible with emoticons?

 

Both the Chat Room atmosphere and the on-site mood.

 

Everything had become centered around Mungi.

 

Honestly, just looking at his appearance, he thought it would be a cheat key for variety shows.

 

‘This is just a variety show destruction black hole button.’

 

When he could see the girls’ bodies gradually turning toward Mungi’s direction.

 

What more could he do from here?

 

Moreover.

 

“Haha, it seems like everyone’s mood has relaxed somewhat, so shall we do proper self-introductions?”

 

“Sounds good!”

 

No matter what he said, he could feel that after briefly focusing, their gazes would gather on Mungi again.

 

If even the person hosting felt this way, how much more would the people on the blind date feel it?

 

‘Why are you turning a 4:4 group blind date into a 1:4 blind date!’

 

The other 3 guys also had decent faces, good personalities, and were all broadcast-worthy people.

 

“Then uh, since Mungi seems to have talked a lot, let’s have him introduce himself last! We’ll start with the guys!”

 

The more he hosted, the more he felt Mungi’s presence growing.

 

But honestly, even from a guy’s perspective, he was ridiculously handsome.

 

‘It’s not just his face but his height… body… he doesn’t even have tattoos.’

 

If there was any negative factor.

 

“Ah, my turn came already. I mentioned my ideal type earlier and uh… ah introduction! I’m Mungi. I’m 25 years old and completed military service. My favorite characters are Reze, Power, Makima… personally I also quite like Pokémon’s Olivia. The charm of bronze skin, you could say… um, personally I also like Noah from My Friend’s Protagonist Noah. Ah, Blue Archive’s Himari too… I love her somewhat. The games I mainly play, well I’ve been playing Minecraft to prepare for a Minecraft server, but I’ve also enjoyed Dave the Diver and Sultan’s Game occasionally. I’ve tried things like Math Combat too, but that just ended with me peeing myself… I plan to play Silksong later too.”

 

You could say he has the kind of mouth that just keeps running once it opens.

 

If that were really a negative factor, a real problem.

 

“My favorite character… I saw that in a clip! Please cosplay!”

 

“Is talking about your favorite character right now an appeal for cosplay?”

 

“Cook for me, cosplay for me, Mungi you’re really the type who asks his girlfriend to do everything.”

 

“Then what would you do for her, Mungi? If she does all this for you? What do you do for your girlfriend?”

 

“I mainly… give Deep Mung Kisses…”

 

“Kkeuk, keuk! Ah what are you saying, are you crazy!”

 

It should have been a problem from way earlier.

 

In fact, no matter what he said, the atmosphere was always led by Mungi.

 

Everyone was pretty polite though.

 

When other people spoke, they listened, and when they had the same conversation topics, they communicated.

 

– It really feels like the temperature goes up about 2 degrees when dealing with Mungi

 

– What is this…

 

– No, what he’s saying seems similar to what I say

 

– Mungi, did you plagiarize me? Why are the results different

 

– My feelings when I see girls who get excited when asked to cook or cosplay, and they say they’ll give kisses in return: ugh-

 

– Mungi this bastard is just a walking NTR, BSS

 

– At least golden sun, breeding uncle, time stop, hypnosis stuff is just sudden

 

– Ah… this guy is just too realistic an NTR, BSS generator

 

– He’d probably casually come and tell me the next day he’s dating the girl I secretly liked

 

– And break up 2 weeks later… the girl would cry and keep begging to get back together

 

– And watching that would be “me” << already finished self-inserting, cried bitterly

 

Mungi was just a bulldozer.

 

Like a prehistoric meteor, a massacre ninja that suddenly appeared.

 

Just by existing, he showed majesty without needing any proof.

 

‘…’

 

The 0052 blind date content usually goes in this order:

 

Self-introduction > Brief conversation > Light games > Final self-appeal > Drawing lines of love.

 

The games are party games where you can get to know each other, like the Son Byeong-ho game.

 

But even there.

 

“…Anyone who can’t make Minecraft zombie factories, fold.”

 

“Ah, Mungi! You’re talking about things only you know again!”

 

“But why are you folding, Mungi?”

 

“If there’s someone here, I’d like to ask too, I’m having trouble making factories…”

 

Really, no matter what nonsense he said, the girls would burst out laughing.

 

The guys would laugh awkwardly, while the girls laughed genuinely happily.

 

But then again.

 

“Mungi-nim, I’m really sorry, but could you please not look into my eyes when I’m talking?”

 

“Huh?”

 

“Well… when someone so handsome looks at me like that, it feels kind of strange… I like glancing at you, but making eye contact is a bit much. I’m not used to it…”

 

“…Oh, okay.”

 

Heart-fluttering comments like that would come out too.

 

Kim Gonggong was experiencing such a difficult situation to control for the first time while running content.

 

It would be easier if they made the atmosphere weird or turned out to be crazy people – he could just kick them out.

 

But this was something else.

 

“…But this is really, really my wish – could you please sing a song during your self-appeal time, Mungi-nim?”

 

“Oh, right… Please sing for us.”

 

“Something sweet…”

 

“Could you sing DAY6’s ‘You Were Beautiful’? I’m begging you as your noona, please…”

 

“Wait, why do you keep calling yourself noona? If you dated me, you’d be calling me oppa, wouldn’t you?”

 

“Kyaa! Are you crazy! Ah! That’s so cringeworthy!”

 

“Why would you say something like that!”

 

– Why are all the girls who are cringing out still smiling

 

– Is it true that Chaejun was calling her “noona noona” but when she fought back he got all red-faced and couldn’t say anything? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

– With a dumbfounded expression, can’t say a word and just blinking while staring blankly ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

– Ah… crazy alpha male bastard

 

– Tetomungi is giving off disgusting levels of alpha vibes

 

– Testosterone is just hopeless

 

– Is this the Winter of Yoran Garden?

 

– This guy just doesn’t look back at all ㅇㅇ he’s a crazy racehorse

 

It was like he was putting on a solo crazy sword-swinging show.

 

‘This isn’t even at the level of a blind date, it’s more like a fan meeting? A fan signing event? That’s what this is.’

 

The girls couldn’t even think of trying anything.

 

They just stared at Mungi with blank expressions as if enchanted by something.

 

Mungi didn’t want to feel the uncomfortable silence, so he’d just throw out a few casual words.

 

Then the women’s faces would become dreamy again at those words.

 

This pattern kept repeating over and over.

 

– His face is a hypnosis app, his body is a golden sun, and what’s between his legs is the breeding master

 

– Truly the worst man, Mungi

 

– The ‘Mun’ in ‘Munak’ (worst)

 

– Seriously, guys like this shouldn’t be allowed out in public lmaooooo

 

– All 50,000 viewers are watching Mungi /This viewer has been banned

 

– No mentioning viewer count

 

– Assholes like this should just be thrown into those servers, merc servers ㅇㅇ

 

Time flowed on like that.

 

After Mungi actually sang DAY6 – “You Were Beautiful” during his self-appeal time.

 

When they asked to draw lines of love to the names of people they liked on the board.

 

There was a brief commotion as all four women drew lines to Mungi.

 

“…A unanimous vote is really a first, you know? Kim Gonggong… I’ve really never seen a case like this before. How are you feeling right now?”

 

“Ah, since the four of you haven’t revealed your cooking skills yet… honestly, I’m not sure. I wonder if any of you can at least boil some pork properly…”

 

– This guy’s just messing around till the very end lololololol

 

– But his face looks serious again

 

– It would be weird if Mungi got serious here anyway, the whole atmosphere has been flowing in a joking manner

 

– Made all three of the other guys into background characters, can’t even remember their names, fuck, so what’s Munggi supposed to do here

 

– Agreed

 

– Here you should definitely grab the broadcast turn ㅇㅇ

 

– It’s playful content to begin with, drawing love lines is all just jokes unless it’s mutual

 

– Mungi didn’t even draw any love lines ;

 

– Of course the girls got all the votes and the guys went home like wallflowers, so who was there to choose from ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

– Mungi’s judgment is correct here

 

– For real

 

– No choice

 

– Maybe if it were 1-on-1 lol

 

“But how come, you really didn’t draw any lines… Was it because none of them caught your interest?”

 

“Ah, well… I recently did a singles event, so if I chose another woman too quickly, it would seem like transfer dating.”

 

– Hahahahahahahahaha

 

– That’s right

 

– Do you still love her?

 

– Always

 

– What a proper pure love guy

 

– But what kind of love is it when you’re getting tons of numbers at clubs lmaooooooo

 

Due to Mungi’s straightforward expression of opinion after receiving unanimous votes, the 0052 blind date program came to a clean end.

 

And at the same time, Kim Gonggong made a resolution.

 

‘When I invite Mungi, I should only invite Male Mungi.’

 

Asymmetrical power shouldn’t be used carelessly.

 

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Right after the blind date broadcast ended.

 

“Mungi is here!”

 

I turned on my broadcast as soon as I got home.

 

The blind date content itself wasn’t something that ran for a long time anyway.

 

So there was no problem turning it on right away. My energy was less drained than during the singles event too.

 

– You’re here

 

– Geummungeo died waiting for you

 

– Hey, your broadcast had 50,000 viewers

 

– It’s sad this isn’t Mungsdaq

 

– Ttaranta† Mungsdaq still has 1,300 viewers right now though?

 

– Huh

 

– Oh what, it’s actually real

 

– Did he turn on stream right after the blind date ended? Got some new viewers

 

– Still, he did get some viewer influx

 

– It’s impressive that viewers are coming to the stream even after the blind date ended lol

 

“Actually, I was thinking I should give some kind of review… but there’s really not much to talk about, I genuinely gave it my all.”

 

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

 

[ You crazy bastard, are you even going to boil the pork properly < This is what you call being genuine? ]

 

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

 

[ What the hell do women even mean to you!!!!!! ]

 

“No, honestly that stuff was just joking around… you know, there was some casual conversation in between, I was genuine about that. But I mean, I couldn’t just be completely serious the whole time.”

 

– Agreed

 

– Honestly, she was probably attracted because of the Mark Companion Ticket

 

– Fact) The woman made a lot of requests for Mungi too, it was basically a casting

 

– If it was casting instead of applying lol

 

– He got paid to come, so he did his best

 

– In the end, when she asked him to sing for self-promotion, he sang for her lol

 

– They sang it with their veins bulging in their neck ㅠㅠ

 

After checking the Chat Room reactions to a reasonable degree.

 

“Oh, the blind date Video went up on Mungtube, you know? The GTA one is coming up quickly too… Please show a lot of interest everyone. Subscribers are growing pretty well, and views are good too, so I’d really appreciate your help.”

 

– But Mungtube’s growth speed is honestly insane

 

– Isn’t it already at 10,000 subscribers?

 

– I wonder how effective this blind date Video will be

 

– It depends on how good the Video Editing is, but looking at the other stuff it’s fucking hilarious

 

– With only 10,000 subscribers, the current GTA Yoran Garden Server Videos are averaging 12,000 views, that’s fucking amazing

 

– For real

 

– And that’s Chu too lol

 

– For a guy, that growth rate is insane

 

He did some Mungtube promotion.

 

While growing the Broadcast Room itself was important, YouTube subscriber count was also quite an important factor.

 

‘Large Servers sometimes look at followers… but they also check subscriber counts.’

 

It was good to immediately drop promotional comments whenever there was an opportunity.

 

Anyway.

 

“But seriously, they were all really pretty… I thought they were goddesses.”

 

– But considering your comments…

 

– I knew you weren’t a ladies’ man, but I didn’t know it was this bad

 

– What the hell do women even mean to you!!!

 

– Hmm, “wallets” that can be charmed anytime?

 

– Hahahahahahahaha

 

– When he asked what I could do for him and I said Mung Kiss < I was genuinely shocked when I heard this

 

– Mung Kiss *3*

 

Continuing the blind date review moderately.

 

“The Rest Server was tomorrow? Or the day after tomorrow?”

 

– Tomorrow ㅇㅇ

 

– Right after the blind date, immediately go together with a Companion Pass~

 

– Come to think of it, I heard there are Hidden Jobs

 

“Ah, I saw the PV. There are raids during exploration, right? They said you earn money through Healing… and explore with that money.”

 

– That’s right ㅇㅇ

 

– Slightly hard

 

– Mark + Tarkov vibes? lol It’s healing but has a tycoon feel so you can do various things, like building up your foundation?

 

I continued receiving information about the Rest Server I would participate in later.

 

Time passed quickly like that, and before I knew it, it was the day the Rest Server opened.

 

“I, Mungi! Will make a declaration!”

 

– Suddenly?

 

– Turned on the broadcast first thing in the morning and then made the declaration ㄷㄷ

 

– Wow, he’s totally ready to rush in as soon as the server opens

 

– What are you going to declare

 

“Until I get a Hidden Job! I absolutely won’t do Stream Ending!”

 

– Huh lol

 

– Mungiiiiiii!!!!!!!

 

Everyone in the Chat Room was stirred up by my bold declaration.

 

++++++++

 

About 5 hours after the Rest Server started.

 

“…Buy Room Sell, buy Room Sell, fresh and hot… buy Room Sell… I’ll steam you something warm and hot.”

 

A young Room Sell vendor began wandering around Hyubang Town, the main city of the Rest Server.

 

– If you’re going to be like this, don’t act cool

 

– Ah, this bastard looked so cool when I watched his night broadcast

 

– The Mungi I knew and loved was here all along

 

– Sellout bastard hahahahahahaha

 

The chat was a bonus.

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