Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 30
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They’re trying to socially assassinate me!!!
Male Hakko, or rather Geunko rumors, tended to die down quite quickly.
In the first place, it was extremely rare for Geunko rumors to actively circulate.
‘It would only get brief mention if it actually made the news.’
The majority of people in internet broadcasting related communities were already fans of Major Corporation Members.
They were busy spreading rumors about broadcasters they liked, so there was no reason to spread rumors about streamers they had no interest in.
I mean, they were busy watching their favorite streamers broadcast and laughing and chatting.
Cutting into that time to fuel Geunko hack suspicions? That was ridiculous.
Moreover.
‘I mean, there isn’t just one gallery to begin with.’
There were a terrifyingly large number of internet broadcasting communities.
For example, when a community related to the broadcasting platform 【Garden】 was created.
At first people would flock there, then suddenly factions would form, fight, split, and repeat.
Garden Streaming Minor Gallery.
Garden Streaming Mini Gallery.
Garden Virtual Streaming Minor Gallery.
Garden Virtual Streaming Mini Gallery.
Garden Internet Broadcasting Minor Gallery.
Garden Broadcasting Minor Gallery.
Garden Internet Broadcasting Minor Gallery.
Like this, internet broadcasting communities just kept multiplying like spawning offspring.
But how far could Geunko rumors spread in such places?
‘Just one or two galleries at most…’
Ttaranta seemed anxious since she was living a fairly diligent real life.
But from my perspective, there was really nothing to worry about.
Of course, even so.
“Just in case, I’ll just get forensics done.”
Assuming the worst-case scenario, I sent the computer I was currently using to a forensics company.
‘I was wondering when to replace my computer anyway, might as well do it now.’
The computer EV gave me – I had received it but was too lazy to switch so I hadn’t been using it.
Since the perfect situation to switch had come, I could now run various games on the highest settings.
So.
‘This should really be enough.’
Get forensics done, show the results, and it’s over.
I was thinking that and trying to finish my nap when.
> Hey, there’s a sniping broadcast about you
> (link)
> Haeborogo? Well anyway, this person is sniping you?
One Hakko started acting like a mosquito.
Average viewer count around 123 people.
No, I should think about working hard to grow my broadcast on my own.
Does it make sense for Hakko, a male Hakko at that, to start a sniping broadcast targeting another male Hakko?
And just to simply grab attention once and try to eat up some aggro?
‘Is he crazy.’
I couldn’t tolerate this.
But I didn’t act like a novice by immediately going to his broadcast to chat or making direct contact.
That would have been truly stupid, and would only help his broadcast instead.
‘What could Hakkos possibly achieve by sticking together anyway.’
Just like beggars gathering together can’t produce anyone more successful than a gang leader.
There was nothing more foolish than Hakkos rubbing against each other or responding directly.
So I cleanly filed reports to both Garden and Bad.
And as soon as I received their response, I hurriedly headed to the Bar.
After all, it would be inconsiderate if something like this happened during a collaboration broadcast.
Bad especially didn’t seem inclined to let this slide.
Because they were already obsessed with catching hackers these days.
At a time when they were threatening to actually arrest hack users and put them on trial, to sue them for business interference.
Some Geunko dares to pull hack aggro and try to damage the game’s credibility?
This was absolutely unacceptable behavior from Bad’s perspective.
So.
『 Your broadcast has been suspended for violating Garden regulations. 』
In real-time, Haeborogo’s broadcast was shown getting suspended.
– Wow what
– Controversy ended super fast lololololol
– It’s not even confirmed hack, just suspicion, but acting like it’s confirmed lol
– If you’re in the same industry you should think about helping each other, but thinking of burying someone you just met lol
– Don’t even care who it is lol
– But Mungi is fucking handsome
– Now I see why Dal-geun naturally gives up the center spot
– But Mungi what’s that slight bulge on the left side of your Nikke pants? You don’t even have your hand in your pocket?
– Ugh
– Now I know why you’re good with Lynx lol
– Big gun sniping master lolololololol
The Chat Room atmosphere had completely lifted compared to earlier.
Well then, shall we start seriously drinking and having fun now.
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Animals cannot escape the bonds of instinct.
And the situations where such instincts are most clearly displayed are two: love and fear.
Reproduction and survival.
In these two situations, animals unconsciously change their behavior.
Swish.
The woman unconsciously shows her nape toward where the man is.
Gulp.
Or swallowing saliva as tension suddenly begins to build.
“Haha, seeing Mungi in person is incomparable to the camera? Guys, I really hope you all get to see Mungi in person someday too.”
Laughing awkwardly while saying things they normally wouldn’t say.
After Mungi’s appearance, a completely different kind of tension from the hack spam chat flowed through the room.
‘Is this crazy?’
Jjining kept glancing at Mungi sitting next to her.
Honestly speaking, it was an outfit that could only be called tacky.
The teddy bear t-shirt had a stretched-out neckline, and the Nike shorts really gave off that athletic wear vibe.
But.
‘I can’t keep my gaze fixed… ah… why am I being like this!’
Her eyes kept going to the stretched neckline.
Jjining couldn’t understand why she was acting this way.
‘…Not now, but later… when we become really close… I should ask if I can touch his chest.’
Why women in movie scenes unconsciously reach out their hands the moment they see a man’s chest.
It was a physique that made her understand instantly.
‘Don’t look! You absolutely can’t look that way, get a grip! He’ll notice if your gaze is drawn there!’
Why did those damn chest muscles have to be so big, adding curves to the teddy bear.
Even the thick forearm and upper arm combo that started from the tendons on the back of his hands and led to his solid wrists was absolutely ridiculous.
‘Did I… like men’s bodies this much? That’s not me, is it?’
A wild physique that made the person next to him nervous and flustered.
And Babin was experiencing this same phenomenon as well.
‘Ugh, this is driving me crazy.’
Having been in the broadcast business relatively longer than Jjining.
She had honestly done collaborations with countless people and had seen many handsome male streamers because of it.
But this was her first time encountering a case like this.
‘It’s like he’s walking around with “MALE” written on his forehead.’
Should she say that every single action draws attention like a magnet.
Just a moment ago when he reached over this way to grab a tissue.
She unconsciously reached out her hand the same way and almost grabbed it.
Moreover.
“…Mungi, you work out and stuff, right?”
“Yes, I’m not very good at it, but I do it lightly… enough to protect myself.”
Dal-geun’s attitude wasn’t like usual either.
Since Dal-geun had lived as a major corporation member for a long time.
He had the ability to converse very comfortably with strangers and make drinking gatherings like this feel natural.
But the way Dal-geun was treating Mungi right now.
‘It feels like dealing with a dangerous wild animal… Really, what should I call him? Not a man but a male?’
From Babin’s perspective, he looked extremely cautious.
Well, maybe it was because there had never been a Hakko who dismissed hack suspicions so cleanly before.
‘Jjining just became a little girl, and so did I…’
Just being there was enough to dominate the atmosphere.
Fortunately, they weren’t the only ones who noticed this atmosphere.
– What’s with Mungi’s aura
– Even dressed lightly, those muscles wow lol
– Isn’t this crazy?
– Did anyone properly see what slightly showed from Mungi’s Nike shorts earlier? Holy shit
– No, there’s a lynx between his legs?
– But he’s really fucking handsome
– Not just handsome, his body is wow lolololol
– How should I describe this
– It’s like seeing a handsome silverback gorilla, fucking scary but I want to be friends
– For real lololololol
– Right, really like a handsome silverback gorilla lolololol just the face is super handsome vibe yeah
– But the body is a silverback gorilla, really fucking scary
– It’s like ‘mess with me and you die’ but his clothes are veteran outfit too
– Does a teddy bear t-shirt make sense on that body lololol
The viewers also grasped the atmosphere at once.
Actually, if you had eyes, you couldn’t help but grasp this atmosphere.
It was like some ridiculous alien species had suddenly entered.
“Mungi, do you drink alcohol?”
“I just drink moderately to match the atmosphere.”
– We’re fucked, that’s what heavy drinkers say
– “I drink moderately to match the atmosphere” < I won't die until you guys die lololol
– Real alcoholics’ trait) Don’t know their own drinking capacity lololololol
– Kids who don’t say it in bottles and just drink to match the atmosphere < Wrestling club guys can handle company dinners too yeah
– Just look at his body, his alcohol processing ability looks ridiculous
But the atmosphere couldn’t stay stiff forever.
The drinking session started under Dal-geun’s lead.
“This is a bar, but the side dishes are really delicious too… there are lots of side dishes that can be meals.”
“Oh, really? Then since I’m buying anyway, I’ll order generously. Let’s start with two chickens!”
“Mungi! Then since you’re buying, I’ll order fruit side dishes that I usually don’t eat with my own money!”
“…Dal-geun, I’m really a flea.”
“I find eating flea liver delicious.”
– 5,000 won soju) Just bearable yeah
– 8,000 won peach liquor < That bastard absolutely can't tolerate it lololol
– 15,000 fruit side dish < Order that and I'll just beat you to death
– Sweet talk that crosses the line ㄷㄷㄷ
– What’s the reason for making such a bold attempt on Munganu? Because he’s from a Major Corporation? How dare he when fists are within reach?
– What the hell are you talking about lololololololol
– I heard when Munganu sticks his tongue out, he’s really angry
– Munho-dong ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
– But seriously, what’s with her body type lol it’s like beyond Asian level
– Does he do bodybuilding too? Look at that shape
The drinking session itself wasn’t really anything special.
“But seriously, Jjining was so bad at it, she just cried, right?”
“But she did her best! Even crying while doing it!”
“That’s why Mungi immediately said huh? What did he say? Whose famous quote was it?”
“…Socrates, but seriously, that was the first time in my life I saw a man say something like that to a crying woman.”
– Mungi, answer her
– She said it was her first time seeing that
– A p o l o g i z e
“I’m sorry. But I wasn’t being serious, it was just the atmosphere…”
“I know, I know! I wasn’t asking for an apology either, but when you suddenly get serious like this, it becomes awkward!”
“Right? As expected, a woman’s tears are like sweat.”
“…Mungi, that’s too much!”
– Hahahahahahahahaha
– Apology? Cut the crap lol
– What? She wasn’t asking for an apology? Then does that mean it’s okay to hit her more?
– This one just thinks differently lmaooooooo
– Mungi is an alpha male
– Teto-mung lololol
– Mungtonam
– Even in this situation, just smiling and drinking like that is really fucking chill lol
– Even if the girl crying thing gets brought up again, yeah~ I’m gonna munch on some chicken drumsticks, good luck with that << ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Just talking about how hard the Bad mission was, who carried, who made a lot of mistakes, laughing and chatting about that level of stuff.
– But isn’t everyone sneaking glances at Munggi’s body too much ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– What’s fucking funny about Mungi is he doesn’t notice that and just eats the hell out of the side dishes
– Side dish killer
– Fact) He’s also an alcohol killer
– Wow, but aren’t you eating and drinking way too well? You’re really like a bandit hahaha
– The Green Forest King’s aura is pretty sick though lololololol
Since it was a gathering after a game, the atmosphere didn’t get any deeper than that.
Just talking about how hard it was back then, how everyone worked hard, laughing and chatting.
When it felt like it was getting quite late.
“Guys, let’s wrap this up.”
– Eh? Already?
– What do you mean already? We drank for 2 hours at the bar without a second round, that’s enough
– That’s true lol
– If we go any further the kids will get wasted, why bother?
– Gotta manage the image of two female streamers haha ㅋ
– How about we totally wreck all the beef broth bros’ horns today? If you don’t like it, just shut up and stay put lol
– This is better than getting drunk and saying something stupid ㅇㅇ
After getting ready to end the stream at the right time, showing them paying the bill and coming out of the shop.
All that was left was to end the broadcast.
“But Dal-geun, since I’m new to streaming… why do we have to show ourselves leaving before turning it off?”
“Ah, Mungi you don’t know the abyss yet. This is… if we turn it off inside the bar, there are people who think we’re trying to do weird stuff after turning it off, or that we’re secretly streaming more, and they actually come looking for the shop. Because of those people, it’s just cleaner to do it this way.”
“…”
I thought I knew how the streaming world worked pretty well too.
Mungi felt that outdoor streaming was quite more dangerous than he thought.
‘Come to think of it, viewers do show up during things like cross-country journeys too.’
It’s just that people are mostly good so nothing bad happens.
But if there was someone with real malicious intent, it could be a big problem.
‘It’s not easy.’
With those thoughts, Mungi planned to go straight to the PC Bang as soon as they disbanded.
Even if the forensic results would come out later,
Proving it wasn’t hacks would be over with just one solo play at the PC Bang.
‘After doing this… is the concert rehearsal tomorrow already? The schedule is insane.’
First day hack suspicion, second day hack suspicion clarification.
Third day concert rehearsal, what kind of forced march is this really.
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GTA Yoran Garden Server concert rehearsal day.
– Mungha
– Mungha
– Thank you Mungop for the 500,000 won donation.
[ Mungop♥♡♥♡ I heard the news, you’ve been through so much ㅠㅠ This is really just a token of appreciation for your hard work, so today I’ll just send you strength without expecting any reaction ]
“Oh my! Mungop! Such a 500,000 won donation! Thank you! But it really got resolved well. You saw yesterday, I showed my aim at the Practice Range in the PC Bang, and even got a Chicken Dinner in Solo Squad on Sanhok, right? It’s all because I’m doing well so there are many people jealous and envious… What can I do, I just have to consider it a trial.”
– You weren’t this energetic yesterday though
– I was drinking + wanting to go home but that muscle guy was randomly targeting me so I had an annoyed face lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Because that twisted Geunko bastard didn’t give 500,000 won
– Hahahahaha but that bastard got a 30-day broadcast suspension lol
– Hehehe
– All the arrows went to him too lol
“Let’s stop talking about that weird Geunko, what’s the point of talking about him?”
– Agreed
– Agreed
– But why did you start streaming so early today?
– Finally doing a day stream huh
– Hmm, if you start this early, I want to give you a Mung Kiss? lol
“The reason I started early today is… well, as you all know, I need to prepare for concert rehearsal. I can’t show you the stage, but I still need to stream. But it’ll probably feel like a non-broadcast? Since I can’t show the concert content, communication might not work well.”
– Tada tada† I really had no idea that Sumer-nim was someone who cares so much about communication ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
– For real lololololol
– Agreed lololol
– You bastard, if you got subscribers you should think about streaming more, is this the time for rehearsal?
I started streaming early for the Yoran Garden concert rehearsal.
“Ah, subscribers tomorrow… after the concert ends, when the influx of people charmed by my singing voice comes, that’s when I’ll milk them… if the viewer count is good then, I’ll milk those subscriptions hard! Payment is all about timing anyway.”
– Crazy bastard
– You should think about taking care of existing subscribers first, not planning to milk them together with new viewers?
– Should I like this bastard for being honest or be annoyed?
– But did you change computers? Well, was it because of forensics on the old computer? This does look smoother
“Oh, is it obvious I changed computers? Anyway… since I need to prepare for the concert, before getting serious, let me promote Mungtube once more. Please subscribe and like Mungtube! And make sure to hype it up! Our editor Mungop is working hard with one video per day, so if there’s anyone who hasn’t subscribed yet, please subscribe!”
– Ah paid advertisement shit
– It is a self-funded advertisement though
– But MoongTube already has 5,000 subscribers ㄷㄷ ranked 67th in hype ㄷㄷ the firepower is insane though
– Fact) If it was a pretty female streamer, she would’ve already hit 100k subscribers with daily vlogs lol
– Ah
– ㅠㅠ
– But Mungi is still damn handsome
– But this guy with this face is going around saying “Crazy bitch, don’t you have taxi money?” lololololol
– He doesn’t upload vlogs though
– He uploads host bar vlogs though~
Since I had started streaming, I continued the basic back-and-forth with viewers.
And naturally entered the GTA server.
The server I connected to this time wasn’t the Yoran Garden Server.
It was a dedicated server created for concert rehearsal.
“Hello! Mungi is here!”
-“Mungha!”
– But “Mungi is here” < why do you always say this
– Wants to announce his presence
– The cringe level does go up a bit at this moment
– Mungi… are you really coming?
– Mungi, you came!
– Tell me where you’d like me to put what
– In my account… about 7.1 billion…
– That’s not allowed
As soon as I entered, characters were gathered together in the narrow space.
‘Since I’ve greeted everyone, I should just squeeze into a corner and practice until rehearsal.’
Just as I reached that conclusion and was about to move my character.
-“Mungi! Hello”
“Yes! Hello.”
– Oh no
– We’re screwed, Lera’s here
– She has arrived
– The first lady and legitimate wife and the one who made a mistake at the concert
– Hahahahahahaha
Lera suddenly started talking to me.
-“I heard the news, you must have suffered so much because of those terrible people…”
“Ah, it’s fine. It got resolved well.”
I thought she was going to talk about something special.
But it was just ordinary everyday conversation, nothing much.
Trivial small talk continued for a while.
Just as I was about to wrap things up and squeeze back into a corner.
-“You made Jjining cry too… You’re really a bad man, aren’t you?”
“…Jjining too?”
-“I cried too… After Lee Mung-ryong died… I was so sad that I cried, but you didn’t even come to the server… sob sob.”
“…”
Suddenly Lera started pulling a full-blown WWE move on me.
‘What? What does she want?’
I’m not ready to properly counter techniques from Big Corporation Members yet.
Especially when it’s someone who already made a mistake once before!
So in times like this.
“Leruri, what do you want. If you’re my first lady, speak straight, don’t drag it out.”
I just went straight into RP.
-“I see you apologized to Jjining on your broadcast? Saying you were sorry if it hurt her feelings even though that wasn’t your intention?”
“I did.”
-“Then let’s meet too.”
An unexpected conclusion came out.
Meet? How do we meet, what kind of meeting?
‘How can a VTuber and a real person meet.’
Isn’t there no way to do that?
While I was thinking about that.
“Let’s do a one-on-one voice chat.”
One-on-one voice chat.
Han River VTuber date.
Shocking words came out of Lera’s mouth.
And I immediately realized.
This was truly a huge opportunity and.
‘She’s trying to socially assassinate me!!!’
An unexpected variable, that is.
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