Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 28

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Let’s all have an after-party together!

A woman crying was basically just a basic skill.

In Canyon terms, it’s like Ezreal Q.

In Lumia Island terms, it’s like Hye Q.

In folk games or Tultaro terms, it’s like Worker Rush.

In human terms.

“It’s like sweat, just… something that comes out when it’s hard… that kind of level.”

Shocking words.

With those words.

– ?

– ?

– ?

– ?

– For real?

– What did I just hear

– The broadcast is gonna explode

– Mungi, do you want to receive another Email?

– Does this bastard have some bad history with those vicious broth hyungs?

– No, at this point he’s just a fighting cock lololololol

– Mun-gi-Email lolololololololol

The Chat Room also froze.

“…”

“…”

Deco also froze.

But I don’t mind.

Acting like I made a verbal mistake here or showing such signs would be even more dangerous.

What I need to do now is.

“Everyone must be tired and exhausted, so from now on I’m switching from Angel Captain Mungi to Demon Captain Mungi version. From now on, you answer ‘Evil’ to everything I say. Understood?”

Just stubbornly push through with the concept.

Think of it as doing RP.

Since I did it thoroughly during GTA, I could do it without hesitation.

But if there’s a problem.

‘To break this stiff atmosphere, Jjining needs to follow along to some extent.’

If Jjining cries more or shows displeasure here, it’s over.

But.

“Evil!”

– Whoa

– Nice

– Jjining’s scream lololololol

– Wow she doesn’t usually do stuff like this

– Using momentum to make female streamers go “agh” in response lol

– Even crying babies stop instantly! Devil trainer Munggi ㄷㄷㄷㄷ

– Evil.Trainer.Mun

– Mungi’s Sad Stories Episode 1) Women sweating is basically just like perspiring

– Why is this fact-based?

– Please refrain from stating facts

I believed it.

That Jjining would follow my lead!

‘She was crying because she wanted to do well in the first place, so it doesn’t make sense for her to get upset or suddenly change her attitude just because I said something.’

She’s crying because she wants to do well but things aren’t going her way.

She really tried her best but things didn’t work out as intended, and she’s frustrated, and she’s angry at herself because she feels like she’s only causing trouble for others.

I could understand it completely.

“Captain Mungi! I’ll do my best! *sniff*, *sob*… *sniffle*… *gulp*, please give me orders!”

“Okay, got it. But first, the sniffling is a bit much, so go blow your nose properly.”

“Yes sir!”

“Your response should be ‘Ack!'”

“Ack!”

– You crazy bastard

– Hey you insane son of a bitch

– Are you out of your mind?

– If viewer count is combat power, the difference between you and Jjining is at least 20 times

– What’s the current Munstock?

– Ttaranta† Munstock 236

– Ttaranta† But it keeps rising because of that statement just now

– The people coming now aren’t new viewers, they’re scouting

– Yo, shit, look at the viewer list right now – the fucking chairman of Jjining’s room is there, you crazy bastard ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– In the end he’s even gathering chairmen from other people’s rooms

– Is this Munkey D. Munffy?

– Hahahahaha Munky Munpy

– ??? : Nami is crying? So what, she’s crying because she’s bad at it

– ??? : Aaron you were right, this girl is useless

– An albino male who absolutely cannot stand seeing women cry, a strict and righteous Mungkainu ㄷㄷㄷ

– Just straight up~ making a donut in Jjining’s heart

– Your tears and my reason are in a perfect hierarchical relationship

Jjining stopped crying abruptly and showed a bright demeanor to prevent the broadcast atmosphere from becoming weird.

I also immediately recognized this and continued speaking to boost Jjining’s momentum.

“Looking at it now, I think the problem was that I didn’t properly assign roles to my teammates.”

“What do you mean by role assignment…?”

Hearing Dal-geun’s immediate response to my words.

“If you’ve played some traditional games, you’d know that Terran has marines and medics, right?”

I laid out the extremely meticulous strategy in my head in a way everyone could easily understand.

“Jjining will be my medic, Dal-geun will be the marine… and Babin will be Dal-geun’s medic. Oh, and for reference, if there’s a dangerous area, the medic goes first. Does everyone understand!”

“…Yes!”

“Yes!”

“Yes!”

Jjining enthusiastically responds, followed by Dal-geun and Babin answering in turn.

Not bad. Their morale hasn’t died yet.

Then shall we set off with renewed energy?

“Good. If we just follow this strategy, we’ll quickly…”

– Thank you Always_WhatAreYouDoing for the 100,000 won donation.

[ I like how you’re being strong instead of just coddling them when they cry haha I’m enjoying watching ]

“…Before we start the operation, let me give a quick donation thanks. Always_WhatAreYouDoing! Thank you for the solid 100,000 won donation, I’ll give you a Deep Mung Kiss as a reaction!”

“Wait, why is our room’s president there…”

“But what’s a Deep Mung Kiss?”

“Mungi… why are you making very uncomfortable sounds?”

– He creates the flow and then breaks it all himself

– Are you Hakko?

– Looking at what they’re doing, this crazy company is a major corporation lol

– I’m speechless, I can only say he’s truly amazing…

– Did he not take medicine he should have or take medicine he shouldn’t have

– Was about to rotate the cue and suddenly started hitting the cam like crazy, shit

If I received a donation, I should do what I need to do.

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Bad Chicken mission, 11th hour.

A time when it wouldn’t be strange if both tension and morale had already dropped due to consecutive failures.

“Wait wait, Medic 1… you’re… you’re too self-centered?”

“Yes!”

“No, when the captain is getting shot, shouldn’t the medic come forward and take the hits instead?”

“I’m sorry! Yes!”

“Is your life precious? Don’t you trust that I’ll revive you through the Recall System if you have a Blue Chip?”

“No sir! Yes!”

“Right, be careful from now on.”

– Hahahahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahahaha

– Is this person Hakko?

– Dal-geun, this guy isn’t ordinary

– Hahahahaha they’re really laying down the law

– Wow Jjining is a female streamer with quite a personality but he’s just completely controlling her

– Crying, so what? < From this reaction, Jjining just suddenly became fucking obedient lololol

– She was always good at reading the room, but now she just follows obediently like a well-behaved little sister

Dal-geun was honestly quite surprised seeing the positive Chat Room reactions.

‘This much? Mungi’s broadcast sense?’

How was someone like this a Hakko for 3 years?

Why on earth didn’t he turn on his Camera for 3 years?

All sorts of thoughts crossed his mind.

With this wit, skill at training viewers, entertainment sense that gets big donations from other streamers’ chairmen, and lastly that ridiculous appearance.

All four elements were perfectly in place, so why is he only showing such talent now?

But such thoughts were brief.

“Sigh… Marine #2, why are you silent? Doesn’t the captain’s words make sense?”

“Ah, no sir! I was just thinking about something else for a moment!”

“Let’s focus and move forward. I’ll make sure we finish before 12 hours.”

Captain Mung’s strict command continued again.

If it was just concept play like that with poor skills, the atmosphere would have been awkward.

Click, bang!

Click, bang!

Ratatatatatata!

– Wow what’s this?

– Is he really a former pro?

– Wait, I thought he was bad lol he’s fucking good though?

– Starting with Lead Shot, it’s just ridiculous

– Cleanly pierced through with Angle Shot wow

– Good with bow too wow

– Even though Puncher got nerfed, he’s shooting so cleanly

– He almost knows enemy positions in advance

– Isn’t this hacks?

– Fucking good hacks wow

Mungi’s skills were so incredible that even hack suspicions appeared in chat.

So Dal-geun actually fell into even more confusion.

‘…No, if he’s this good, he could have turned on cam and just done PUBG streams to get at least a thousand viewers.’

What had he been doing all this time before appearing now?

If he had appeared earlier, they could have become friends faster.

While thinking such thoughts.

Finally.

“Just… just one team left, Captain!”

One step away from succeeding the 10+ Kill Chicken Dinner mission.

“Acknowledged. I’m fully aware. This Zone position is the worst. It would be better to fight in an Open Field… but the Zone happened to close toward the enemy team camping in a Building.”

Mungi briefed the situation and calmly devised tactics.

4v4 standoff situation, fortunately the opponents aren’t that skilled.

It wasn’t sniping either, so there was no worry about our position being exposed beforehand.

So what would we do here.

While everyone was curious.

“Medics 1 and 2, draw their attention then ram into them. I’ll headshot all the guys who come out to shoot.”

Captain Mungi’s decision was made.

– Whoa

– Wow, a decoy operation?

– The kids are scattered so he’ll have them ram with the car to draw attention and kill them then?

– But isn’t that too risky

– Can he one tap 4 people simultaneously? The opponents don’t seem that good though

– For real lol their heads are showing a bit even now

– They are peeking but hmm

Just when all the viewers were doubting.

“Gate of Babylon activate… Come forth… my Ultimate Noble Phantasm, Lynx.”

Suddenly Mungi started chanting an incantation by himself.

++++++++

Lynx.

An Ultimate Battle Weapon that can only be obtained through supply drops in PUBG, with exactly 10 bullets.

That magnificent gun meeting me at the peak of my form? This was already over.

– It was a tiresome time of oppression and humiliation, now it’s time to return as Gun Emperor Mungi

– I’m sorry old man, I tried not to bring out the Lynx again!

– My body is made of Lynx

“Longinus… lead me to victory.”

– But do you really have to do this

– Jjining, Socrates, a woman’s tears are sweat, Mungtube subscribe and like, 200% 『pretentiousness』 Mungsaraki who doesn’t skip any procedures

– I’ll kill you

– Hey, mission money, you’ve got a lot piled up as safe assets

– The reason for holding the broadcast turn for 11 hours? “The mission money isn’t ripe yet”

– Yeah yeah, that’s true, hyung waited until the mission money reached 10 million won ㅇㅇ

– Farewell Large Corporations, you’re just ordinary people who only grew big before Mungi turned on his camera

– Since we’re collaborating with Ttaranta†, I’ll let some things slide, but excessive mentions or suspected disparaging remarks about other streamers will result in immediate bans

– Yes

– Whoa

– Agreed

Only four bullets left in the Lynx.

Exactly four enemies remaining as well.

Regardless of the level of armor they’re wearing on their heads, Lynx bullets will always turn an opponent into a worm with one headshot.

Therefore.

“Advance, Medic 1 and 2.”

“Argh!”

Without hesitation, he drives his teammates into danger.

He already knew that the opponents weren’t very skilled.

That meant their endurance would falter in the final confrontation.

Indeed.

Rat-a-tat-tat-tat!

As soon as the car carrying Medic 1 and 2 charged toward the building, a hail of bullets immediately poured down.

To shoot, their bodies had to be exposed, and during that brief moment when they showed themselves.

Bang!

Bang!

He instantly downed the two who poked their heads out from the second floor.

Vroooom.

Meanwhile, the car charging toward the building reached its destination.

They got out one by one, trying to enter the building.

And right at that moment.

Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat!

The remaining two waiting on the first floor unleashed bullets on Medic 1 and 2.

Medic 1 and 2 died miserably.

But their sacrifice wasn’t in vain.

Bang-bang!

Two clean shots.

The result was obvious without even looking.

【 WIN! WIN! WIN! Today is chicken dinner day! 】

– Amazing Mungi

– Mungcrates, are you good at battle royales too?

– Not only philosophy but your gun skills are solid too

– Wow but this is seriously like hack-level shooting lol

– He’s really fucking good

– What’s with that Aim Searching speed? Does that even make sense?

– Mungi, were you always this good at shooting games?

– Ttaranta† had this level of talent for battle royales, but was playing Don’t Starve, Factory, Survival Not Included instead?

– Ttaranta† you crazy bastard

– How would this guy do on Lumia Island

It was a clean victory.

++++++

11 hours 36 minutes, battle royale mission complete.

Mission success amount: 11.35 million won.

In reality, it was the amount that the three Major Corporation members had pooled together.

But all three Major Corporation members knew that the reason they could succeed in the mission was because of Mungi.

“Let’s divide 2.5 million each, and give the remaining 1.35 million to Mungi?”

“Oh, I was about to say the same thing.”

“Me too!”

The three Major Corporation members decided to give a certain amount to Mungi.

– How heartwarming

– But if you think about it, this is actually right

– Hakko support fund is so sweet lol

– Mungi is at least earning as much as he worked hard

Everyone seemed to be in an understanding mood.

But Jjining had no intention of breaking this flow here.

“Mungi.”

“The 1.35 million bonus is so sweet and I’m so grateful… yes?”

“Should we meet tomorrow for an after-party and have some drinks? We’re colleagues who spent almost 12 hours together… and since you got a bonus, how about you treat us?”

“Ah… but I really, really want to do that! But I live so far away… it’s almost like overseas level…”

“Viewer says Mungi can get to Han River in about 40 minutes, he can go anywhere in Seoul.”

“…”

I’m grateful that you stopped me from crying, but I can’t just be the only one getting picked on, right?

Jjining thought so and.

“Let’s all have an after-party together!”

She was determined to see this man in person no matter what.

At the same time.

Due to the influence of the Big Corporation Trio, stories about the ten million won mission spread throughout the Community.

Especially with Jjining crying, countless clips were being produced at this point.

[Title: Legendary Rings play from today’s chicken mission ㄷㄷ]

[Author: Anonymous]

(Video of Mungi cleanly getting 4 headshots in the final standoff situation)

For real amazing

Aim Searching is fucking fast lol

Damn, you’re actually really good at this

No no, what do you mean good? It’s obviously hacking, damn it

No no, hardcore drugs agreed

But do they use hacks so openly these days? There are 3 people from big companies here?

I think I need to investigate this frame by frame?

Try posting it on PubG gallery – they’ll know for sure whether it’s a hack or not

You called at the perfect time since I’m bored, you’re gonna get it ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ

A new suspicion began to slowly spread.

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