Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 27
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Life’s Natural Enemy
“Y-you want me to rush in? G-go there?”
“Yes, go and see how many enemies there are and where they’re positioned… lastly, just steal some bullets and come back.”
“…”
– Hahahahahahahahahaha
– Hahahahahahahahaha
– Jjining is flustered
– This is the first man to treat me like this
– Alpha male vs alpha female ㄷㄷ
– Who will win this battle of alphas
– Jjining, crush him with your broadcast weight class
– Look how her expression froze from being so flustered
– This is the first time it’s gotten this hard since you seduced those four guys lololololol
– Mungi < This guy is her counter and natural enemy
– What am I supposed to do about you being pretty when I’m handsome too
– Hahahahahahahaha
Jjining glanced at the Chat Room reactions.
As soon as she checked that public opinion wasn’t too bad, she immediately prepared to move her character.
‘Damn… but didn’t Mungi say he was similar to me? I know he’s really bad at this.’
That thought did cross her mind.
But it was already too late to argue back.
She felt like she’d lost the initiative in Subduing.
So Jjining took her Gun and slowly moved her character into the door where the enemies were.
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
She immediately got hit by a hail of Bullets.
It was the early stage, when farming hadn’t been done properly yet.
No matter how crappy the enemy Guns were, she had no Body Armor.
– It went down right away lololololol
– Straight to earthworm mode
– Jjireong went crazy ㅇㅇ
– Didn’t you go in too innocently? You should’ve been tilting your character left and right while pressing qe lol
She immediately went into critical condition and started crawling on the ground.
“Mungi! Mungi! What do we do now?”
Even while panicking, Jjining hoped the captain who made this plan had something really good up his sleeve.
He must have some kind of strategy, that’s why he anticipated this far, right?
That expectation lasted only briefly.
“Hmm, quite dangerous… Their Armament seems better than ours too. Okay, we won’t engage in combat.”
“…?”
“Just kidding.”
“Huh, what?”
Mungi’s statement, like a blow to the back of the head, flowed into her ears.
Tudududududu!
When you fall into a critical state, your movement speed slows down.
She couldn’t escape from enemy territory, and just like that, Jjining’s character was completely declared dead.
“Mungi-nim? Mungi-nim? You can save me, right? There’s a way to do this, right?”
“I won’t forget your sacrifice. Jjining… you were a really great scout. So like… a reconnaissance plane?”
– Immediately treating her like a paper airplane on
– Hahahahahahahaha
– Jjining, maybe you dropping out might give us a better chance at chicken
– For real lmaooooooo
– Jjining, this won’t work, the opponent is too much of a basement dweller
– Just really crazy basement dweller, smells like mold
– I think we got matched with the wrong kind of person?
– The hook is properly set ㅇㅇ Even a honey trap won’t work
– Really crazy bastard, abandons her right after she goes down
– No wait, and he’s calmly looting Jjining’s corpse?
– Did he plan this from the beginning…
– At least he’s putting Blue Chip in the death box for her
“Jjining-nim… I’m sorry. But we’re fighting inside a Building right now… and you had a Pump Shotgun, so I really wanted to use it.”
It’s true that shotguns are advantageous in close-range fights inside buildings rather than outdoor fields.
But then he could have just asked for it from the beginning, so why deliberately kill her?
Jjining wanted to retort right away like that, but.
“No, then you could have just asked for it. Why did you have to cause such a disaster…?”
Dal-geun spoke on her behalf as if voicing Jjining’s thoughts.
As a result.
“Ah, I’m quite shy around strangers. Also wanted to maintain the authenticity of a family where the daughter and father aren’t close…”
They got to hear some really crazy nonsense.
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– Hahahahahahahahahaha
– You crazy bastard ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– Do you even have any desire to eat chicken?
– Wait, one person already died, can we still graduate from Boot Camp?
– Mungimungi, you might fall into the abyss with this
“I’ll definitely do it, so don’t worry.”
BATTLEGROUNDS has numerous maps, and among them, the one we’re playing is the map called Sanhok.
Due to the narrow map characteristics, battles occur frequently, and it’s a place with enough people to cause those battles.
The most popular location on this map is Boot Camp.
In other words, where we were located.
And there.
‘S1897, the pump shotgun is god.’
Shotguns show ridiculous power in close-range combat.
“I’ll graduate from Boot Camp and revive Jjining in a safe place.”
Just like before, enemies hiding inside with only a door between us?
Still, if I had a pump shotgun, I could handle it.
– But Mungi, you’re fucking terrible at PUBG, where’s this sudden confidence coming from
– You’ve never even eaten chicken, have you?
– You probably don’t even have chicken dinners, so why suddenly…
– Ttaranta† But seriously, your skills are probably disgusting too, what’s your basis?
I can see chats from viewers who’ve watched my broadcast for a long time.
Right, they wouldn’t understand why I’m acting like this.
But honestly, I didn’t really understand it either.
‘Just… just feels like something will go well?’
Frankly speaking, right after my body changed, I subdued a knife-wielding Stalker with a Calf Kick I’d never used before.
Shouldn’t my gaming skills have also improved dramatically?
Actually, I had never lost a battle in the Yoran Garden Server.
‘And I felt it then, I’m really good at shooting.’
Lee Mung-ryong’s shooting, back then everyone probably didn’t think much of it since it was just GTA.
But shooting it in real-time, I thought my hands had aimhack installed.
Actually, right at this moment.
Peek, bang!
Peek, bang!
As soon as I shook my head in front of the door, stepping while shooting simultaneously.
The two mortal enemies who had killed Jjining instantly hit the floor.
“Jjining! I’ve avenged you!”
– It’s basically like you killed him, you bastard hahahaha
– Is this a strategic death?
– It’s a strategic kill, what the heck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
– This looks like premeditated murder
– Well, since I already cleaned two of them, let’s clean the other two as well ㅇㅇ
– But even during GTA I noticed your shooting was fucking good
– Why are you suddenly so good at pump wall bang
Right after, I immediately entered through the door.
Even though 2 people died, the enemies would still have their gun barrels aimed at the door.
Entering indoors in this situation was nothing short of insane.
Click-clack.
Bang! Bang!
“Wow, you got them all?! Mungi, what the heck! The viewers clearly said you were bad at this…?!”
“Dal-geun, you shouldn’t trust what the viewers say too much. Just look at me, I am the truth.”
With this form, I could take them down cleanly.
– Wow cz;
– He’s fucking good
– Does that even make sense?
– You’re not Mungi, you bastard
– Is there someone under the desk?
– I wish that was me
– Mungi isn’t gay though
– But the Game Teachers are gay lololololol
– What’s cz, you nerds are excited just because something only you know came up
– c – crouch, z – prone, if you press these well you can lie down immediately without delay
– What’s good about lying down?
– When you’re standing and then suddenly lie down, it makes your opponent miss their aim for a moment ㅇㅇ
– It’s well known, but it’s a bit hard to use right away in actual combat
– The viewers are kind, thanks
Even though PUBG is such a famous game, there are people who have never played it.
I was really grateful to the viewers who explained these things one by one.
“I’ll help you get that chicken dinner quickly.”
Now then, shall I quickly aim for victory with this skill?
Click.
My pump shotgun was ready to breathe fire.
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To cut to the conclusion.
– 7 hours into the chicken mission and still no luck lolololololol
– Was getting chicken dinner this hard?
– But the development is always similar
– Sanhok Boot Camp Mungi pump wall bang graduation > zone screwing starts > position movement > suddenly Babin, Jjining, Dal-geun random actions and no luck
– Is it still broadcast time?
– But it’s almost 3 AM and we still haven’t even gotten close to chicken
– There’s just too much sniping, scary amounts
– Even if you ban all the sniping, well this is lol hackers come out too
Unlike the beginning when I started with tremendous momentum.
The ridiculous result of not getting chicken dinner for 7 hours came out.
‘How is this possible?’
To be honest, I even thought this was rigged.
Because while my skills were incredibly good, the other three showed very poor performance.
But still, not being able to get a single chicken dinner in 7 hours.
– Can’t help it since we engage in fights frequently
– It’s not like I’m good at everything either ㅇㅇ;;;
– You could probably do it if you focus on survival though lol
– But in the end, you have to get over 10 kills < this requirement is fucking hard lol
– For real, it’s not some easy 1 kill mission
– I guess everyone thought it was a safe bet since the mission amount is already 5 million won lol
– It’ll be huge if we succeed
– Keep your mental strong, Mungi
I found out about the mission conditions about an hour later.
‘Two beginners, one person who’s somewhat decent… and me, getting a 10+ Kill Chicken Dinner with this party.’
Even though the difficulty was high, I thought I could do it quickly with my current skills.
But the sandbags were heavier than I thought.
Still, it was fine.
I could keep building recognition by hanging out with the Big Corporation Members like this.
It was already a miracle that I was included in this lineup.
To put it in perspective, it was like Son Heung-min, Bong Joon-ho, BTS and me.
From my position, just playing games together was great.
Sometimes from viewers who came through referrals.
– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 10,000 won donation.
[ Please take good care of our kid. ]
– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 10,000 won donation.
[ The connection from GTA was really nice ]
The donations were incredibly sweet too.
‘Maybe I can finally escape the life of eating jokbal hind legs.’
Jokbal should definitely be front leg meat.
A life where I can’t order Large Jokbal because of an 8,000 won price difference.
I want to bid farewell to that starting today.
Muttering to myself like that.
“Alright! Shall we go hard one more time?”
Just as I was trying to boost the morale of teammates exhausted from the long gaming session and queue up again.
“Sorry… I’m really sorry.”
Sob, sob, sniffle.
“…?”
Suddenly Jjining started crying.
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PUBG 7th hour.
Far from succeeding in the mission, they couldn’t even catch a whiff of it at present.
Jjining knew that the reason time was dragging on was because of her.
‘Honestly, the first round was just like playing around… no, up until about 2 hours we were just having fun.’
After dying in similar patterns for 7 hours straight, it was inevitable that everyone’s energy would drop.
Still, everyone had experience with long broadcasts, so the overall atmosphere and flow didn’t completely go down.
But Jjining felt that everything was her fault, which made her perform even worse.
‘If I had just done a little better… when I was left alone, in those 1v1 situations… if I had won.’
But when she got too nervous, her mind would go blank and she couldn’t control her trembling hands.
She hated herself for being like this.
No one had ever said anything mean to her.
‘Ah… should I have just stuck to female cam streaming…? Do I just have no talent…?’
All sorts of thoughts crossed her mind.
So eventually she couldn’t hold it in anymore and tears burst out.
At first she tried to hold it back.
But as soon as she thought that the 7 hours were her fault, tears exploded out.
“Sorry… I’m really sorry… It seems like it’s dragging on because of me… *sob*…hnng…”
She shouldn’t cry, crying here would make the atmosphere even weirder.
Even knowing this, she couldn’t stop the tears from flowing.
“Huh, huh? Is Jjining really crying?”
“Gasp… No, how… Jjining, don’t cry. Why would this be because of you? It’s a sniping and hacking problem.”
Just as Dal-geun and Babin were panicking and trying to comfort Jjining.
“…But, Jjining.”
“Y-yes?”
Suddenly Mungi spoke to Jjining.
Not some vague comforting comment, but a direct address.
“Y-yesss…”
Jjining tried her best to respond even while sniffling.
“Socrates said this.”
“Yes?”
“Do not trust a woman’s tears, for it is a woman’s nature to cry when things don’t go her way.”
“…”
At Mungi’s words, her tears miraculously stopped.
“You shouldn’t appeal to emotions. I don’t think time is dragging because of you, but if you think that way, don’t cry and use that time to watch PUBG YouTube videos instead. Later when I upload PUBG Chicken Dinner Tutorial videos on Mungtube, I’ll send you the link.”
“…”
Jjining, 22 years old, who had lived her life maximizing the advantages of her appearance.
For the first time in her life.
“And I know that when crying, showing full camera in split screen is proper streaming etiquette, but really…”
She had met her natural enemy.
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This chapter was translated by Lunox Team. To support us and help keep this series going, visit our website: LunoxScans.com
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