Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 24

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I’m really sorry, but I’m not interested in men

When it came to YouTube, I thought it was best to follow the Major Corporation editing methods.

‘The runtime should be at least 20 minutes minimum no matter how short… subtitles are essential, and just pack in the highlights… uploading once a day would be ideal.’

Honestly, even thinking about having an editor in my current situation might be pretty presumptuous.

Even among Major Corporation members, some people work alone without editors, and AI subtitles have developed quite a lot these days.

If you can just review them properly, you can complete a video really quickly.

But.

‘You can only do that kind of thing once or twice… Plus, to make it entertaining, you eventually need to use sound effects appropriately too…’

That also has its limits in the end.

Honestly, in my case, I think it’s clear.

When I’m already struggling just to increase my broadcast time.

Adding editing on top of that? That was ridiculous.

Moreover.

‘The conditions are too good.’

The email didn’t just contain edited videos.

As if they knew my current financial situation well.

Regarding salary, it was written that they would take all the view revenue until the channel grew to a certain size.

But this is called view revenue.

How much money could a newly created channel possibly make?

‘Below minimum wage… it would be even worse than passion pay.’

The conditions were so good that I wondered if this was some new type of scam.

Starting with a big initial donation to show they have money to spare.

Then using edited videos to exploit my desperation and gradually gain my trust…

‘But what would they use my trust for? I don’t have money?’

No matter how stupid I am, I wouldn’t co-sign for them or take out loans to lend them money.

Then what they’re after is.

“My… body?!”

I can never give up my virginity!

However.

[Subject: Thank you so much for applying. We’re still in the recruitment period so I’m sorry we can’t send you an acceptance notice hastily. But would it be okay if we exchanged chat IDs beforehand?]

Thinking about it the other way.

‘I just need to protect my virginity.’

This could actually be a good deal where I only gain benefits without any losses!

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“Those who challenge are always beautiful! The power to change the world comes from the power to change oneself! Life’s Driving Force! Today, despite being in his early 30s, a young age! We have a young CEO who owns 50 Gym Chain locations and 13 Pilates Centers! Strong power! We have CEO Jung Jin-hyeon with us! Hello!”

“Hello! I’m CEO Jung Jin-hyeon. It’s truly an honor to appear on a 2 million subscriber YouTube channel today.”

“Haha, not at all! We’re the ones who are honored. I heard you graciously decided to make your very first YouTube appearance on our channel.”

“You’re building me up too much from the start, haha. I’m sorry that I probably won’t be as entertaining as you’re making me out to be.”

“Really! You don’t need to feel any burden at all! Just relax! You can answer the questions, and if any question makes you uncomfortable, please let me know right away!”

“Yes!”

A warm atmosphere.

Numerous cameras arranged in an extremely spacious office and the PDs waiting behind them.

They were staring blankly at the young CEO who was writing a new myth of self-made success.

‘Wow, he’s really incredibly handsome.’

‘What did they say his body measurements were? They said 730 came out…?’

‘That suit… even though it’s custom-made, it looks like it’s about to burst from his muscles.’

‘He’s tall… young… rich too, he really has everything.’

Jung Jin-hyeon.

Age 31.

A gentle personality, nice appearance, and strong physique.

A man who had everything in perfect harmony, making you wonder what he could possibly be lacking.

The PDs were extremely curious about how today’s interview would proceed.

As if they had been waiting.

“Then let’s go straight to the first question. But before that! Since our channel… emphasizes humanity quite a bit, we’re planning to include a few personal questions – would that be okay?”

“Personal, as in what kind…?”

“Oh, for example, whether you have a girlfriend or… hobbies, we’d like to know about your daily life, CEO.”

“Ah, if it’s that kind of thing, you can ask as much as you want.”

The interview proceeded immediately.

The interviewer and owner of the ‘Life’s Driving Force’ channel, San Gwan-won, threw out a question as soon as permission was granted.

“Then could we know whether you currently have a girlfriend or not?”

“I don’t.”

“Then is there someone you have your heart set on…?”

“Someone I have my heart set on…”

At San Gwan-won’s question, Jung Jin-hyeon paused his answer for a moment.

“…There is someone, but I don’t want to date them or anything like that – I want to remain really good friends for a long time.”

He continued his answer calmly.

As if just thinking about it made him feel good, a deep smile formed on Jung Jin-hyeon’s face.

“Wow, right. Because if you break up, you become complete strangers… I really understand that feeling. But even someone as perfect as you, CEO, has unrequited love.”

“Haha, aren’t you seeing me as too perfect? Thank you. But that person is really perfect too.”

“Wow… harmony between perfect people, that’s really wonderful.”

Seeing that smile, San Gwan-won was inwardly amazed.

‘Bold and intense looks… he’s really just a total alpha male.’

Should I say he gives off a gigachad feeling.

Setting aside his admiration, San Gwan-won continued with the questions.

“Then could I ask what kind of hobbies you have?”

“My hobby is… ah, this is a really underground hobby… I’m not sure if this can be used on the broadcast.”

“What kind…?”

“Watching internet broadcasts is my hobby. Oh, not anything provocative or anything like that… just games and stuff… I enjoy watching live broadcasts as a hobby.”

“I thought you’d say exercise was your hobby, this is really unexpected.”

“Exercise is work for me, so it doesn’t feel like a hobby anymore.”

A young CEO who watches internet broadcasts.

‘The image doesn’t quite match.’

But these days, it was hard to simply dismiss internet broadcasting as underground.

Many people from internet broadcasting backgrounds were making their way into mainstream broadcasting too.

Even YouTube becomes internet broadcasting when done live.

San Gwan-won muttered to himself and continued the conversation.

“Could I perhaps know which broadcasts you watch?”

“Oh, that’s quite embarrassing. And even if I told you, you probably wouldn’t know them. They’re really, really small broadcasts.”

“Oh.. this is also unexpected. I thought you’d only watch major broadcasts…”

“Maybe because I came up from the bottom, I tend to watch broadcasts with fewer viewers on purpose.”

“Could I ask how long you’ve been watching them?”

“I haven’t been watching for long. But the moment I saw it, I thought… this is so my type of broadcast.”

Once San Gwan-won and Jung Jin-hyeon’s interview got going, it flowed really smoothly.

“Do you also know how to do video editing?”

“When I had no money, I wanted to promote my shop… but there wasn’t really a good way to do it. So I learned it back then.”

“Wow, then you must be quite skilled at it?”

“Back in the day, I used to make some money editing YouTube videos and stuff like that. Good memories.”

“That’s genuinely amazing.”

How much time had passed after that?

Starting with necessary questions and moving on to additional questions that would bring out his human side.

After asking everything thoroughly.

“Thank you for your hard work! Thank you so much again for agreeing to this interview!”

“Oh, that’s what I should be saying. It was really enjoyable.”

Finally, the interview was over.

“He’s leaving right away.”

“Right. It would have been nice if we could have eaten together.”

“But CEO Jung Jin-hyeon is really, really handsome… I wonder who he’ll marry later.”

“Hey hey, it’s definitely not going to be any of you guys, so stop with the weird thoughts and get ready to edit. This is going to get at least a million views.”

“Yes yes.”

Jung Jin-hyeon declined the subsequent dinner invitation and headed straight to the underground parking garage.

It was slowly approaching six o’clock in the evening.

“Hmm hmm, heh heh hmm.”

Why did he always start humming when this time came around?

Jung Jin-hyeon checked his appearance in the elevator mirror.

Not bad. Honestly speaking, he looked handsome.

But in the time that was soon approaching, there would be no need to forcibly maintain this appearance.

‘Cosplaying as a normal person is really exhausting too.’

While having such thoughts and heading toward the car.

【 Mungi’s live stream is starting now! 】

The long-awaited notification was delivered to his phone.

Jung Jin-hyeon put on his earphones without hesitation and immediately moved his thumb rapidly.

Tap tap tap tap tap.

– Thank you for the 500,000 won donation, Mungop.

[ Mungop♥♡♥♡ I got so much work stress today♥♡♥♡♥♡ I need to see the Mungop love-filled reaction set right away♥♡♥♡ ]

– Ahh lololololololol

– Game Teacher is so hot right from the start lolololololol

– Mungi, let’s get up right away~

In this space, there was no need for useless modifiers like diligent, hardworking, well-mannered, or polite.

No, there was no need to even be Jung Jin-hyeon in the first place.

-“Huk… Mungop… such an amazing donation right at the start! Riding this momentum! I’ll go straight into Mung-rotu, Mung-tobai, Mung-minal, Mung-walking!”

– Mungi, shouldn’t you really show your dick later?

– I do want to see Mungi’s dick

– MD~ (meaning Mungi’s dick)

– Did you see? With 500,000 won I became that guy’s heaven

– Ttaranta† 500,000 won to Mungi is definitely heaven, and he’s shot a total of 1 million won lolololololol

– I’ll attend the broadcast infinitely until the day I see Mungi’s ass

– Just thinking about seeing Mungi’s ass makes me want to jerk off

In this place.

‘Really cute, our Mungi…’

I am Mungop.

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“Huk! Ha! Huk! Ha! Thank you once again for the donation! That was the best!”

– Mm yeah yeah, keep it up

– Less than a minute after turning on the broadcast and what I’m watching is a guy shaking his butt, hehehe

– Mungi’s butt is just crazy lol

– Still, he won’t show his dick so he has principles

– A principled male whore

“You’re processing the text mosaic weirdly, you get out.”

– lolololololol

– lololololololol

– lolololololol

As soon as the donation reaction ended, I immediately entered the GTA Server.

‘If I do it until today, there are about 6 days left?’

Actually, at this point, I’m slowly running out of things to do.

The Casino content has opened, but well.

Gambling is fun when you’re doing it to get out of a situation where you have no money.

Gambling just to spend overflowing money feels boring to me.

‘After all, that’s more like light entertainment than gambling.’

I wasn’t particularly interested.

There’s roulette, and this, and that, but.

Maybe because there weren’t any machines as intense as Kaiji’s bog, my heart wasn’t moved.

So.

– What are you doing today

– Seriously what are you doing

– Mungi what are you going to do today

‘There’s nothing to do.’

Things to do on the GTA Yoran Garden Server really disappeared completely.

Should I keep doing family roleplay or something? Even if I thought that.

-“Dad!”

“Ah, I can tolerate daughters by smiling appropriately, but I can’t stand sons. Why does ‘dad’ sound so disgusting?”

Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat.

After Jjining, hidden child RP often came to me.

Most of them were sons, so I didn’t like any of them and just put wind holes in them with my M7.

– Crazy bastard lololololololol

– Representative who definitely kills first and looks later these days

– Lions don’t drop cubs off cliffs, they just shoot them with M7 yeah

– Only keeping the females ah lol

– No need for paternity tests, if they don’t die from M7 shots they’re sons yeah

– If they’re Mungi’s sons, their skin should be bulletproof at least

I’m really sorry but I wasn’t interested in males.

That doesn’t mean I’m interested in women and want to get cozy with them!

It’s just that the very idea of men coming to get cozy with me caused physiological rejection.

‘I’m a man too, so why are you coming to get cozy with me, are you crazy?’

I can no longer contact First Lady Leruri either.

She probably has her own viewer atmosphere and circumstances to deal with.

Now I really had no choice but to kill time by doing representative duties moderately.

‘Ah, should I just resign from the representative position and wander around, only coming in for the concert.’

I need to think about what to sing and practice songs too.

Just staying on the GTA Server without any plan seemed wrong.

‘I can feel it instinctively. The GTA Server has almost been sucked dry.’

That doesn’t mean shooting RP claiming to be my biological son isn’t fun.

Why would I refuse targets that come walking to me on their own?

I’d been playing just one game for over a week, so I should consider that a lot.

It was about time to look for a new game.

‘Canyon… Lumia Island? There are quite a lot of bad ones, and Warzone 6 just came out recently too.’

While I was carefully organizing the games that came to mind.

-“He doesn’t acknowledge his own children! How can someone who kills all his illegitimate children be qualified to be a representative!”

-“Trash representative step down! Step down!”

-“How can a demon who kills his children be a representative! Resign! Resign!”

-“Resign! Resign!”

Suddenly a coup began to break out in Yoran Garden.

“What, you’re trying to drive me out when I was legitimately elected through voting…? And the basis is just killing children…? Does this make sense?”

– What crazy talk is this

– You bought those votes with money lol

– No way, the basis is ‘just’ killing children lol

– This is RP, right?

– Every single statement is really controversial lol

– What citizen would want to live under a representative who kills his children lol

“No, no no… I really need to resolve this peacefully.”

The current location of Lee Mung-ryong’s character was the Presidential Palace.

My Executive Office, my Official Residence.

My castle, the most splendid and tallest built in Yoran Garden, constructed with the representative’s authority as soon as I became representative.

In front of it, various characters were holding pickets and protesting.

-“How can a Host Bar guy who leeches off women be president!”

-“The nation has no foundation! We must find our foundation!”

-“Step down! Step down!”

“…”

Listening to it, they weren’t wrong, so I couldn’t think of anything to refute.

Usually in times like this, you should attack the messenger.

But even that wasn’t feasible due to the Broadcast Room’s weight class.

So.

Just.

“Is there any Fighter Jet available to launch right now? If there’s one available, launch it immediately and drop a light shot in front of that Official Residence, like dropping fire chicken sauce on jjajangmyeon.”

I decided to clean things up refreshingly.

I’ll probably go down.

If this was also a story created through RP, then I was definitely supposed to fall.

Fine, I’ll go down for you.

I’ll go down.

But I should press the Presidential Button before I go.

I’ll try out all the exclusive privileges before I leave.

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