Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 23

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A Man with Much Fortune

Yoran Garden Server runs for 2 weeks.

During that period, invitations are freely distributed.

There’s no disadvantage to entering late.

And starting early doesn’t give that much of an advantage either.

Anyone with an invitation could enter.

The only downside is that if you enter after some time has passed, you might not blend well into the server.

But such disadvantages weren’t a big problem for the Large Corporations.

They didn’t need to fit into the current, because they themselves were the current.

So.

“Ah, I need to pick an RP, right? What’s good for RP?”

Jjining, who was a Garden female streamer,

and now wanted to slowly expand her field to become a comprehensive game streamer,

was thinking about what RP would be the most fun.

Of course, the easiest option was.

– Do what you always do lol use honey trap lol

– Honey trap police lol

– Honey trap gang lol

It was a concept that made full use of her appearance, but.

Jjining wasn’t really keen on doing RP servers that way every time.

“I want to try something new too, isn’t there anything good? Or should I really try making a family or something?”

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Just don’t make a husband

– I’d rather you make broth

– Please protect our horns

“Hey, making a family doesn’t only mean that kind of thing, I could make a dad too!”

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Now now everyone watch your words

– I’ll strictly manage the chat discipline

“Don’t think weird thoughts, I just heard about the server situation… they said Yoran Garden’s representative has been decided?”

– Yeah

– Yeah

– That’s right

– Don’t tell me

– You’re going for something like the representative’s hidden child?

– Even the CEO already declared nepotism ㄷㄷㄷ

“Oh, not bad! Not bad! That’s good? I should do that, the representative’s hidden daughter!”

So Jjining decided to go with the concept of being the representative’s hidden child.

She immediately moved her character to where the current Yoran Garden representative was located.

At first, she worried it would take a long time to find him.

But there was no need for that worry as news came in that he was enjoying judge activities at the Divorce Court.

So she headed straight there.

Right after

“Dad… I finally found you, Dad!”

As soon as they met, she immediately started the RP.

-“…If you’re my daughter, try seducing four men. Prove your purity by seducing them.”

She immediately got hit with an unexpected counterattack.

“Eh, what?”

– Hahahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahahahaha

– Mungi is usually not a pushover

– How do you think a pushover became the representative of such a major collaboration server

– Jjining, get your head straight, you’re really about to get wrecked

– He’s not at the level of male looks that you can seduce with honey traps so far

Viewers enjoying themselves and Jjining panicking.

“No, no Dad! I’m really your daughter! I even have a Family Certificate…! I’m confident about all the paternity tests too! I’m your daughter! Daughter! Real daughter! But is it right to treat me like this?”

Jjining had also done broadcasting to some extent, so she could quickly counter with this level of ad-lib.

She even thought she had countered quite successfully.

Scolding a father who mistreats his suddenly appeared real daughter.

What an easy flow for establishing that kind of RP scenario.

But her opponent was.

-“Ah shit, when a man does big things, he might have one or two illegitimate children, so what do you want me to do about it…? You should actually be grateful to me, you got my genes.”

-“I’m being nice by not charging you for the value of receiving my genes, but anyway where’s your mom? Can you contact your mom?

-“I’m saying this because she was a woman I truly loved, tell her I want to see her again.”

-“And don’t show your face until you seduce four men, got it? By the way, I don’t believe in paternity tests, I believe in my blood… the talent dwelling in this blood.”

– Wait, are these actually lines a real person is saying?

– RP is seriously fucking intense, isn’t it? lololololololol

– Jjining why are you speechless

– Look how wide her eyes got from being so shocked ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“…”

It was ‘real’.

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– You crazy bastard ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– She’s your daughter and you talk to her like that? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Just straight up going “Aesop” on it lol

– Then what, did you think you were some saint’s father or something

– Don’t… don’t rashly do a paternity test

“If you’re the daughter of Yoran Garden’s representative, you need to grow up strong. Even lions, you know? They drop their cubs off cliffs, and that Kazama you know? From Tekken, he also dropped his grandfather, dropped his son, kicked baby strollers and stole other people’s baby formula.”

– Please Ryeon, you’re not a lion

– No wait, you were so confident I thought you weren’t an illegitimate child lol

– You were so nonchalantly saying “prove your purity” that I was shocked

– Munggi, this is RP, right? ㅠㅠ Right? It’s not a horror story based on real events, is it?

– This isn’t going in a sad direction, is it? ㅠㅠ

– Mungop♥ It’s so cool how you mercilessly roast even your own child

“No, I didn’t kick… People might think I abused her.”

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation, Ttaranta.

[ Is that bullshit about having to pay for genes really coming from having no brain wrinkles? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ]

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation, Beans Honey Sweet Potato Delicious.

[ Please don’t live up to your looks and keep living like now, please remain our own Mungi ]

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation, Mungi Lets Do Maplestory Again.

[ If this isn’t emotional abuse, then what the hell is abuse? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ]

“Thank you for the donations. But I really think before I speak, everyone. I’m not your Mungi… well, and it’s not abuse either.”

It was sudden RP coming at me, so I just countered back just as strongly.

No, if she appeared claiming to be my daughter, I thought she’d at least handle this much.

‘I thought she’d just say “I understand” and then suddenly turn around and run away without a word.’

Doesn’t she know that daddy always carries M7 in his chest pocket?

If she ever tries any funny business and spreads strange rumors.

‘I might have to end the bloodline with my own hands.’

Is taking on the representative position of a server supposed to come with such pain and trials?

Thinking that to myself, I decided to do the most thrilling thing I could do as representative.

“Since I’ve become Yoran Garden’s representative, I’ll see with my own eyes what these citizens’ lives are like.”

– Usually don’t you do this kind of thing before getting votes?

– Fact) Lee Mung-ryong has never properly campaigned because he bought all the votes

– He didn’t even know what citizens were doing in the first place because he was busy seducing the hospital director during that time

– Somewhat paraphrased) Not very interested in the lives of the lower class, power can be bought with money

– Please make sure to kill that bastard Lee Moong-ryong 15 years from now ㅠㅠ

– But they’re closing the server before then lol

Actually, checking on citizens’ lives wasn’t much of anything.

Just, for example, if there was a place running a tteokbokki shop, I’d stop by there.

“Is business going well?”

-“…Mung-ryong, do whatever you want.”

“No, how can you compliment my surname as soon as I arrive?”

-“You’re pent up.”

“No, what the hell are you saying, do you want to close your shop?”

Let’s briefly exchange some witty banter actively utilizing each other’s RP.

-“…Mung-ryong, you remember we agreed to go see the ocean, right?”

“Of course, that’s why I came all the way to the hospital like this.”

-“But this is… I just heard this as a rumor… but they say you have a hidden daughter, is that really true…?”

“I didn’t hide her, she was hiding and then came out. But don’t worry about it, I found out there’s no need to get into the details.”

– She’s your daughter, you crazy bastard, why aren’t you going into detail ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– He was hiding and then came out, what bullshit ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Is this bastard actually insane what kind of audacity is it to say that so confidently to the first lady?

– Are you even human?

– This is RP, right? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

– This bastard is so brazen it’s just ridiculous, calling her your daughter lmaooooo

– Please go into detail ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

– Everyone’s being so harsh, he was happy to meet his daughter so he gave her a quest, why are you all like this?

– As soon as I met the hidden daughter, Jun gave me a quest to seduce 4 men lmaooooo

-“…She’s really your daughter, but there’s no need to get into the details?”

The viewers and my first lady Leruri were shocked.

As expected, sparrows cannot understand the will of a phoenix.

My character didn’t say a word until we got in the car with Leruri and headed to the ocean.

They say there’s comfortable silence and uncomfortable silence in this world.

Right now, playing some appropriate BGM that doesn’t violate copyright laws and can appear on YouTube.

We headed to the ocean without saying anything.

Whoooooosh.

The sound of waves slowly crashing could be heard.

There, I slowly confessed my feelings to Leruri.

“There’s no way she could be my kid, she was obviously a full-grown adult… I’m only twenty-five now, the age doesn’t match up.”

-“…But what if a miracle really happened?”

“Ah, that really doesn’t make sense.”

-“Okay, I’ll believe you. But I was pretty shocked, so I want some kind of compensation?”

“What compensation?”

-“I’m having a concert… I get really nervous then, could you maybe come on stage and sing a song for me?”

– Huh

– Huh

– Suddenly?

– I’ve never heard Ttaranta† Mungi sing though

– Isn’t this revenge at the concert though?

– Mungi this won’t work, break the RP and just give her a nice M7

– She’s making it unbearable

– I need to surpass Usopp, huh? This makes me want to go so bad lol

– Do I need to find another good wife

– Hehe, sigh…

– Pink hair,,,truly,,,beautiful,,,but,,,unfortunate,,,ly,,,,

Leruri, no.

At Lera’s words, which somewhat broke the RP, the viewers were flustered.

‘Ah, wait… isn’t this like that thing from before? Guys, Mungi says he has something to say?’

I fell into panic.

In the RP world, I was a phoenix, but the moment that broke even slightly, I was immediately Hakko.

The woman before my eyes was a real-life phoenix, living Lera, fully assembled Exodia, flawless Ace, Bocchi with a second season, Reze who didn’t die – that kind of existence.

To put it simply, a heavenly demon.

‘Is she telling me to become a demon now…? To join the Demon Sect… the Blood Sect…’

A sudden song proposal.

But when I really thought about it, this was an incredible opportunity for redemption.

‘Me, who made a mistake with Lera at the concert… going up on stage at the concert at Lera’s invitation and belting out a song refreshingly?’

The picture looked good.

Although it had been about 5 years since I’d been to karaoke, it didn’t matter.

People who went up on stage at concerts weren’t necessarily there because they sang well.

There was also the comedy aspect.

I concluded that I could just deliberately show off my tone-deafness.

“I’ll do it, the song.”

– Ttaranta† you’ve never sung once in 3 years

– But is noise okay? Can you even sing?

– Past revelation) When he apologized to neighbors that streaming might be noisy, they said no one lives there…

– Mungi’s house official) No one lives left, right, below, or above. Actually, it’s kind of scary

After about 20 seconds of hard thinking, I came up with an answer.

-“Got it, then it’s a promise? I’ll trust you and go first.”

The hospital director, no.

The first lady-Leruri left her seat first after saying that.

So I immediately took the communication turn.

“Ah, since I’m alone now, I passed a thousand followers so I can do subscriptions now, you know? So I’ll open subscriptions after the broadcast ends but before stream ending… please show lots of interest.”

– He uses formal speech thoroughly at times like this

– Crazy bastard

– Why does this feel exactly like watching a disobedient cousin bow and greet only when getting allowance money

– Annoying bastard

– You killed the goldfish like that and now ask for subscriptions? Son of a bitch

– Thank you for Mungop’s 100,000 won donation.

[ Mungop♥♡♥♡ I’ve been waiting just for a subscription, this is a request for an intense deep mungppo ㅠㅠ would it be possible? ]

“Thank you for the hundred thousand won! I’ll give you a Deep Mung Kiss right away!”

A donation that came in while communicating.

Deep Mung Kiss, absolutely not difficult.

Pride? A hundred thousand won is enough for me.

Just grab the camera and think of her as my woman and immediately.

Chuaaaaaaap.

– Ah

– Shit

– Please no

– Mwongop♥♡ Deep mwongppo so so satisfied ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Just press lips together.

‘Explained subscriptions. Going to post a Mung-tube related announcement on the community in a bit…’

For the first time in 3 years, I finally feel like my broadcast is growing.

Am I finally experiencing what they call exponential growth?

‘How exciting.’

While I was having such thoughts.

– Thank you Meat Mwakja Jjining for the 100,000 won donation.

[ Thank you for accepting the RP our kid suddenly initiated. But she seems to think four people is too many, so sorry but could you reduce the homework a little? ]

A genuinely pure message from someone who truly loves internet broadcasting, not a malicious donor, touched my heartstrings.

“Ah, Mwakja hyung… I was actually just thinking… did I go too hard on my daughter? I was having those exact thoughts, and we’re perfectly in sync telepathically! I’ll immediately adjust the difficulty. Plus this is a request from a true fan! Of course I have to accept it! And right now! I’ll go with the freshly developed Deep Mung Kiss!”

Chuaaaaaaaaaaap.

– Crazy bastard

– You were about to abandon her

– Acting like you were going to casually throw away your own daughter

– Where’s that crazy host bar bastard I knew who coldly said she should pay for her genes?

– Yesterday threatening to sue malicious donors… today accepting true fan requests…

– Did he really become a sweet dad over 100,000 won?

– Wait, he was definitely a strict dad just a moment ago…

– Teacher Mwak Eun-young providing immediate financial therapy~

– Golden child’s dad getting instant mental education on

– Bastard has no principles

Whatever the viewers said.

Ah, why are they criticizing me for understanding this true fan’s heart?

I couldn’t figure it out.

I completely didn’t understand.

Anyway.

Vrooooom.

I immediately got in the car and moved my character to where my daughter was.

“Daughter! I’ve been thinking and I went too far!”

-“Ah, Dad…!”

“I was thinking wrong… After hearing sincere advice from my closest confidant, I realized how foolish I was!”

– Sincere advice (100,000 won)

– You little shit

– When we were cursing like that, you didn’t listen

– Listen to the voice of Hardtack! Listen to the voice of Hardtack! Listen to the voice of Hardtack!

– Yeah, I’ll keep staying free-to-play and give them economic damage ㅇㅇ

– How do people who stay F2P give economic damage

– Ah

– Huh

– ㅠㅠ

-“So now we’re becoming family…? You’re accepting me?”

“Ah, that’s troublesome. I already have a first lady… I just came to send you to Hawaii, to tell you that.”

-“What?”

– Crazy son of a bitch

– Hahahahahahahahaha

– Mwak Eun-young… education failed

– What is this bastard, monkey hands? Says the quest is hard so just sends her away

– I want my favorite streamer to be comfortable > I’ll make it happen (to Hawaii)

“Just kidding, daddy will introduce you to what kind of city Yoran Garden is.”

-“Daddy…!”

And so he played along with the sudden RP appropriately.

“…Ah, today as well I can say that I’ve properly protected the… uh? political situation of Yoran Garden.”

– Ah this comment

– Ttaranta† you disgusting bastard why do you talk like that every time you’re about to end stream?

– Now I’m just too used to it, I’m sick of it

He was slowly getting ready to end the stream.

But he did enough, didn’t he.

He streamed for a long time.

“And if anyone wants to be Mungtube’s video editor! I stopped saving VODs, you know? I stopped since I started the GTA Yoran Garden Server, so if you watch the day 1… day 1 VOD and send it to my business email, that’ll work.”

– Only uses formal speech at times like this

– Uses formal speech when it’s disadvantageous for him and he needs something

– Bastard who thoroughly keeps his manners

– Bastard who knows when manners are needed

– Bastard who lives recklessly trusting his face

– Goldfish murderer! Goldfish murderer! Goldfish murderer!

The closing comment was good too.

Then.

“Mungba!”

– Hmm

– Fuck

– Hmm, well

That’s it for today.

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The next morning.

While turning on my computer to prepare for the broadcast.

Ding!

A notification arrived saying an email had come to my business inbox.

‘Could it be… an editor?’

I could find one in just a day?

But I haven’t even posted the detailed salary and everything on the community yet?

While all sorts of thoughts were running through my mind.

I opened the inbox with my heart full of hope that it would please be an editor.

[Subject: Mungop♥♡♥♡♥♡ I was waiting for the editor recruitment notice but couldn’t wait and sent this early because I was so excited♥♡♥♡♥♡ Mungop who makes me this excited is such a blessed man♥♡]

“…Ah.”

I immediately fell into despair.

“Hm?”

But.

“She actually sent an edited video…?”

It wasn’t a joke email but she had seriously attached a video and sent the email.

With a “what if” feeling, I immediately played the video.

“…Why is she so good at video editing too.”

I fell into despair once again at Game Teacher’s brilliant talent.

Game Teacher wouldn’t be the first and last applicant, would she?

Please let that not happen, I prayed and prayed again.

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