Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 21

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No Second Mercy

The day of the representative vote.

– What is this? This is your plan?

– Just ramming in with a car, getting shot, and dying in front of the Voting Hall is the plan?

– Ttaranta† this is extremely disappointing

– If you were going to do this, why didn’t you let us hear the call with Leruri?

– Is there nothing after this? Is this really the end?

As soon as my character died pathetically right in front of the Voting Hall.

The Viewers continued to express their doubts.

But even so, I couldn’t tell them my plan here.

‘There are too many cuckoos.’

[Current viewer count: 412]

It was about twice the number of my usual Viewers.

That number was equivalent to how many cuckoos there were.

Moreover, these cuckoos just spread information in all directions.

So the moment my plan was exposed, the probability of failure would skyrocket.

Therefore.

“Wait.”

– Are the Viewers your dogs? lololololol

– Are we your mutts? lolololol

– Wait my ass

– Hmm but hearing it from Mungop, it feels like there might be some reaction coming

– Ah fuck, are the Game Teachers still here? lololololol

– The Game Teachers probably won’t even leave Mungi’s 13-hour silent civilization broadcast

– Anyone who didn’t watch the 13-hour silent civilization, please get out of Mungi’s room

– Ttaranta† we waited like this before but there was always nothing

“Anyway, wait.”

– Panting… Mungop…

– Let’s see just how amazing this thing is that you’re staying as a worm

– Mungop I’ve been waiting for you

– I greet my master I greet my master I greet my master I greet my master

– I’ve been waiting for a man like you for a long time

– Me too

– Really?

– Just kidding

This was a battle against time.

Appearing when people let their guard down, carving a path right to the Voting Hall.

And there, slowly erasing my presence from this war through death.

Unlike me who came out alone, everyone else had Groups.

And they had to communicate constantly through Radio Communication.

I couldn’t keep worrying about myself when I was already dead.

As a result.

– Wow what the hell, this was it?

– The hospital director came in before the deadline to save Lee Mung-ryong ㄷㄷㄷ

– There’s someone collapsed in front of the polling station, so they just walk in while getting shot lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

【 Lee Mung-ryong Elected 】

Just before the deadline, I purchased all the voting rights and was able to proudly win the representative election.

The key was money after all.

The money I already had and Leruri’s money that I received at the end.

Without these two things, I wouldn’t have been able to win this war.

The first thing I did as soon as I was elected was.

“As of this moment, I command that the Hospital be an absolute safe zone. Also, any retaliation between groups regarding today’s events is strictly prohibited.”

First, I had to protect the Hospital and the hospital director.

When would a representative’s power be strongest in a server that runs for exactly 2 weeks?

‘Right now… and after today ends, I could be replaced immediately.’

So the key was to make some kind of statement as soon as the election announcement went up.

Moreover, what I was saying now spread like a real-time server announcement, so its appeal and impact were tremendous.

“The rest of my pledges are boring and pedantic, so please read them on your own. But I can promise you one thing.”

That’s why I announced my real final objective that I truly wanted to achieve.

“A world where anyone can marry anyone! A world where you can marry freely! And I’ll create a family court. By the way, I’ll be the judge.”

– ?

– What are you making?

– Why the hell are you the judge, you crazy bastard

– This world’s gone insane, a Host Bar bastard with no foundation becomes representative and now says he’ll be a judge too

– Polygamy legislation > handle it himself > establish family court > become the judge himself ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– He’s doing everything himself, crazy lunatic bastard

– Are you perhaps Mega Zygarde?

– Don’t you know what separation of powers means

– The Trinity Lee Moong-ryong lololololololol

– Just cleanly say you’re going to be a dictator

– Family court judge Lee Moong-ryong, holy shit hahahahahahaha

– Mungromong hahahahahahaha

– I’ll see you in 4 weeks < Munggi really wanted to say this line hahahahaha

– To think Yoran Garden’s first representative would boldly declare dictatorship from the start

Quietly, quietly.

I really wanted to try this.

‘How satisfying.’

To become the representative of such a Large Server.

Even more.

[Current Viewer Count: 3,876]

The viewer count had also hit an absurd number.

Of course, it wasn’t purely achieved through my own power, so I didn’t feel much excitement about it.

I did well enough to produce these results, and people did watch a lot.

But this number would have been impossible if it weren’t for a server where Large Corporations had gathered.

And by tomorrow morning, the numbers would drop exponentially again.

‘It would be a bit much to get excited over just this.’

– Anyone who hasn’t watched Yachu for 9 hours with their mouth shut, please just get the hell out Anyone who hasn’t watched Yachu for 9 hours with their mouth shut, please just get the hell out Anyone who hasn’t watched Yachu for 9 hours with their mouth shut, please just get the hell out Anyone who hasn’t watched Yachu for 9 hours with their mouth shut, please just get the hell out Anyone who hasn’t watched Yachu for 9 hours with their mouth shut, please just get the hell out

– This isn’t that kind of room, so everyone please just leave quietly ㅇㅇ This isn’t that kind of room, so everyone please just leave quietly ㅇㅇ This isn’t that kind of room, so everyone please just leave quietly ㅇㅇ This isn’t that kind of room, so everyone please just leave quietly ㅇㅇ

– If you came here to get angry, go eat some flowers and get lost~ lol If you came here to get angry, go eat some flowers and get lost~ lol If you came here to get angry, go eat some flowers and get lost~ lol If you came here to get angry, go eat some flowers and get lost~ lol

– Have you ever seen Ttaranta† Mungi play Factory? I have, so why are you only showing interest now? I watched from back then, I saw Mungi struggle for 5 minutes not knowing how to put coal in Factory, I saw him take over 2 hours to automate and give up trying to kill mobs with a gun, then try to refund but couldn’t because 2 hours had passed – I saw it all, so why are newcomers coming here acting all high and mighty?

– I watched Mungop♥ do Taeohwechun all the way to the end, and I absolutely cannot forgive those trying to wag their tails at Mungop now just because he played some GTA

– People who know Mungi’s Battlegrounds, Canyon, Lumia Island, Valorant skills: Come forward-

– People who watched Mungi’s 20-hour stream practicing Iron Fist 8 Primordial with mouth opening and closing: Come forward-

– You all know nothing of Mungi’s darkness. You’re not ready.

– People who know Mungi’s stone game consultant, dark consultant skills: Come forward-

– People who know Mungi’s duel falling skills: Come forward-

– I don’t know anything about it, so I absolutely cannnnnnot understand why it’s 3876 at all lol

Of course, the Viewers being excited was a completely different story.

The count had tripled from when I had a thousand viewers, and somehow the firepower of spinning turrets had also increased by exactly three times.

It was even funnier that managers were participating in this.

Well, anyway.

Just as I finished my campaign speech and was about to leave the Voting Hall with relief.

Click.

Along with the menacing sound of a Gun being loaded.

Thud.

A gun barrel was pointed at my head.

-“Mung-ryong, who do you think contributed the most to you becoming representative?”

Hospital director Leruri’s menacing question flew at me.

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Hahahaha

– Helped him work his ass off and then he shuts his mouth and says he can marry anyone! What bullshit

– This is why you shouldn’t help Host Bar guys

– Made him representative and the crazy bastard won’t even declare favoritism

– This is Host Bar! Despair edition

– Did you really renovate the hospital director? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“Of course… of course it’s Leruri! I haven’t forgotten, that we said we’d go see the Ocean together when all this is over.”

-“But then you say that shit? Just anyone… what, you can marry anyone and make wives, it doesn’t matter – that kind of talk? Wasn’t that for me to hear?”

“What are you talking about.”

-“I’m grateful that you helped, and that you’re protecting the Hospital… but that aside, aren’t you saying you’re going to manage two households, no, three, four households?”

If that’s the case, I’ll just kill you here and die myself too.

Let’s just go to our deaths together.

Gulp.

Even though it’s RP, I’m getting nervous.

Maybe it’s because the Hospital Director-Leruri’s voice is basically very gentle and mild.

When anger was contained like this, the feeling was extraordinary.

– But how dare a woman threaten?

– Should I just go ahead and do some dirty stuff /This viewer has been banned by the manager.

– Huk

– Huk

– Someone died

– Is this worth a ban?

– There were worse things than this, so why is this one banned…

– Sexual harassment toward Ttaranta† is an automatic ban for the parties involved, remember that

– Hahahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahahahaha

– Agreed

– I agree

– Using profanity towards Leruri is a bit much, yeah

– Ttaranta† creating this kind of atmosphere for no reason won’t do any good

The Chat Room seems to be controlling itself.

Then should I definitely continue the RP as well.

“No, what are you talking about. My only First Lady is you.”

-“…Can I really trust you?”

“Of course.”

-“Then since you can still continue your speech, tell me right now that I’m your only First Lady. If not, I’ll really kill you and die.”

– But he should do it

– I don’t know how he sweet-talked her, but he should definitely do what needs to be done

– They made us let our guard down by insisting they were neutral, then sent the hospital director in first to save him, like what the hell is this ㅇㅇ;;;

– This can be seen as favoritism ㅇㅇ

– It’s proper favoritism

– So why exactly is he seducing the pink-haired girl? Pink hair < just a bundle of mental illness, memorize it if you don't know

– But she’s pretty though lol

– Reruri is acknowledged ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Well, since it wasn’t really a difficult task, I cleanly confirmed that I would make Leruri my only First Lady.

The situation afterward also flowed quite well.

Honestly, I thought the Group representatives would be dissatisfied and come to kill me right away.

‘I didn’t expect it to flow into an atmosphere of acknowledgment and congratulations.

Maybe it’s because about half of the 2-week server period has already passed.

It seemed like they decided to wrap up the representative voting event without dragging it out any longer.

A good ending.

A definitive conclusion.

“Mm-hmm, today I really hit it big by becoming the representative of Yoran Garden.”

– Ah

– Ah

– haha

– Ha, why is this bastard’s obvious stream ending comment so damn cute?

– Please lol Why do you only read like a textbook when you’re about to end the stream?

– Really hit it big, what bullshit

– Ttaranta† Usually when this happens, don’t representatives go around visiting groups saying they worked hard or do tea-bagging? You’re ending the stream?

“I want to do more but… ah, I need to study Yoran Garden’s family law, marriage law, divorce law… and I need to cultivate the mindset of a judge…”

– You crazy bastard, do you think that makes any sense?

– If you’re gonna do this, just die die die die die

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from Mega Annoying My Wife.

[ Family law marriage law divorce law, what bullshit, you don’t even know what law is in the first place ]

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from Ttaranta.

[ You disgusting bastard, I managed and kicked people from a room with over 3,000 people by myself, and now you’re just abandoning it? ]

“Ah… but shouldn’t you expect to be abandoned by a host bar…”

– Ttaranta† Shit

– Hahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahaha

– You trusted Lee Mung-ryong?

– What, did you think you were dealing with a saint or something

– When did you think he stopped being a host?

– Farewell manager, for a human… you were quite interesting

– Don’t… don’t raise your voice like that, unpaid slave manager

Actually, I really wanted to meet more with the group representatives here too.

It was obvious that everyone would be strengthening their group’s internal affairs after the representative voting ended.

I decided it was right to end the broadcast here with the joy of victory.

“Ah, since I’m planning to open Mungtube… I’m seriously planning to recruit an editor. The announcement will probably go up around the day after tomorrow, so please show a lot of interest.”

– Ttaranta† Post the announcement first before talking about it

– Hahahaha

– For real lololololol

– But even though it’s already pretty late, you did a lot of work so I should still upload it ㅇㅇ

– Agreed

– The Large Corporations already sucked up all your content lol

– You probably secured recognition for sure

“Ha… For something like this, I, a small-timer, should have been the first to suck the straw!”

– How dare a noob try to use a straw?

– Hey, let the Big Corporation seniors eat first~

– You might be a representative on some 2-week server, but reality is… ahem lol

– Come on~ let’s see you suck~ become a Big Corporation clown~

I finished my final interaction with the viewers appropriately.

“Then I’ll really end the stream now, Mungba.”

– Damn

– Well shit

– Hmm

– MB (Mungi B)

– ?

– ?

– Well shit

– MB (means Mungi is adorable, yeah)

– MB (cute slang♥ meaning wanting to kiss those chubby cheeks)

– Damn, these Game Teachers are fucking relentless

– Was there a Game Teacher among the 16 Knights Order during Mungi’s noob days? They seem vicious

– This fits the gay teachers concept, right? ㅠㅠㅠ

That’s how I ended my broadcast.

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The morning after becoming representative.

I woke up refreshed and stretched my body, planning to go work out first.

“Ugh…! It feels like my routine suddenly became fixed when my body changed.”

Starting with exercise, then Martial Arts and such.

Non-existent memories entered my head and naturally took over my daily life.

But actually, I had no resistance to it at all.

Rather, I should be grateful that it dragged me out of my room.

Anyway.

‘Email… there probably isn’t anything, right?’

Another part of my daily routine.

I executed checking my business email after waking up.

And the result.

[Subject: That noob bastard went crazy and suddenly got more followers and thinks he’s something just because he became representative on a big server…]

[Subject: What I hate most are bastards like you who grovel between Big Corporations and you’re living exactly like that…]

[Subject: Who are you to make Lera your first lady, you should have refused there, that noob bastard went crazy…]

[Subject: Mungop♥♡♥♡ If I throw 500,000 won, is there a hidden reaction? I’m someone who can’t be satisfied with just Mung Kiss!!!]

[Subject: You rubbed up against Lera, Babin, and EV, then suddenly now you’re pretending to be pure and not a Host Bar, it’s fucking disgusting, if I meet you in real life you’re dead to me…]

[Subject: Who do you think you are to do dating RP with our Babini then dump her right away? A noob should have some conscience, going crazy…]

[Subject: I’ll definitely terrorize your YouTube channel when it’s created, so know that]

Except for one weird guy mixed in between.

After a very long time, I received a barrage of emails from the hot broth hyungs.

“Hah…”

At first I was just going to endure it and let it slide.

But to think they’d pull this crap just because we played together on an RP server.

Are they really crazy.

Once I let it go nicely as broadcast content.

But there was no mercy a second time.

‘I really need to show them that life is about real combat.’

I stopped getting ready to go work out and immediately turned on the broadcast.

– Ttaranta† what? At this time? Suddenly?

– Mungi, you finally came to your senses

– I’ve been waiting for a man like you since morning

– What is it, are you going to do Lee Mung-ryong’s morning patrol to celebrate becoming representative?

A barrage of questions from viewers.

Everyone seemed happy that I turned on the broadcast in the morning.

I felt bad because I wasn’t here with good news.

Well, I still had to do what I had to do.

Ahem.

I cleared my throat briefly and continued speaking.

“I’m going to make an important announcement now. Really important…”

– Thank you Mungop for the 500,000 won donation.

[ Mungop♥♡♥♡♥♡ You prepared a hidden reaction and turned on the stream, right? I donated right away ♥♡♥♡ I’d be a bit disappointed if it’s just a Mungppo baptism ㅠ.ㅠ ]

“…Mung-minal, Mung-rotu, Mung-kain, Mung-kuranbo, going right away.”

– Hahahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahahaha

– Mm yeah yeah, a 500,000 won reaction is definitely a big deal ㅇㅇ

– I acknowledge this

– Big spender Game Teacher, chairman Game Teacher is always welcome

Ah, I should do the 500,000 won donation reaction first.

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