Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 18

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Lee Mung-ryong Girlfriend Conference

-“Oh, and by the way, power cosplay also gets you plenty of bonus points, so if you’re capable of it, please let me know right away.”

– ?

– ?

– ?

At the words heard from beyond the screen, Lera and the viewers felt their brains momentarily stop.

He was running away desperately, then suddenly stopped and climbed onto a car.

And now what? He’s holding a girlfriend conference? There are bonus points for cosplay?

“No… what are you saying right now? Mung-ryong, what are you? Suddenly this is… I mean, what the hell is this… do you have holes in your brain?”

Or maybe holes in his conscience.

Lera was flustered by a type of human she was encountering for the first time in her life.

Even if it’s RP, he’s pulling off moves like this?

Moreover.

Click.

-“I know there are many who want me! I know you won’t hesitate to use violence if necessary! But… but…!!! I want to decide through this conference! If not, I’ll die!”

He boldly put his life on the line for negotiation, pressing the M7 gun barrel to his own head.

Naturally, people couldn’t help but be flustered at this point.

Because if Lee Mung-ryong really died, this entire process would go down the drain.

Why do you think the police said to capture Lee Mung-ryong alive, not kill him?

Even if he receives punishment, he must be alive; even if he gets penalized, he must be alive.

This entire situation was only possible because Lee Mung-ryong was currently alive.

If he died, it would really become nothing at all.

-“Everyone please get out of your cars and take a seat! Once this conference is over, I’ll gladly accept any punishment! However! I want to prove that I’m not a marriage fraud or romance scammer! Please give me a chance to clear this up!”

Moreover, Lee Mung-ryong’s current persuasive power was at an absolutely ridiculous level.

Since this was a situation like a group deco with multiple people present.

Naturally, the claims of those with more persuasive voices tend to get picked more often.

And right now, that was exactly Lee Mung-ryong.

“Understood. We understand, so… first put down that gun barrel from your head… The hospital will accept Lee Mung-ryong’s proposal.”

-“…The police will also accept the proposal.”

-“The gang will also accept the proposal.”

Even though everyone had said they would find Lee Mung-ryong and do something to him.

They naturally got out of their cars and began sitting in a circle around Lee Mung-ryong.

It was the beginning of the full-fledged Lee Mung-ryong girlfriend conference.

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– Ttaranta† Mungspy) 1300…!!!

– These crazy bastards who never even watched before are so fucking loud. I’ve been watching from the beginning, I even promoted it, I donated, I followed, I’ve been watching since he was a nobody, I’m special but these bastards are just watching because they have nothing else to watch and they’re just dirtying up the chat room annoyingly

– Wait a moment, disinfection in progress mungdadadadadat! Wait a moment, disinfection in progress mungdadadadadat! Wait a moment, disinfection in progress mungdadadadadat! Wait a moment, disinfection in progress mungdadadadadat! Wait a moment, disinfection in progress mungdadadadadat! Wait a moment, disinfection in progress mungdadadadadat!

– Shut your mouth sliders, bastards who haven’t watched for 10 hours please fuck off Shut your mouth sliders, bastards who haven’t watched for 10 hours please fuck off Shut your mouth sliders, bastards who haven’t watched for 10 hours please fuck off Shut your mouth sliders, bastards who haven’t watched for 10 hours please fuck off

– You still don’t know Mungi’s darkness You’re not ready yet You still don’t know Mungi’s darkness You’re not ready yet You still don’t know Mungi’s darkness You’re not ready yet You still don’t know Mungi’s darkness You’re not ready yet

To cut to the chase, the Chat Room was completely wrecked.

Though the Unpaid Manager was handling the stuff that went too far.

[Current Viewer Count: 1313]

With about 500 new viewers suddenly flooding in, it definitely looked overwhelming.

‘I should send him a Chicken Gift Card or something later.’

Since Mung Chicken always costs at least 30,000 won, it would be a decent way to show my appreciation.

Thinking that to myself.

“First, let me start by explaining why this isn’t marriage fraud.”

I calmly began the press conference.

“Because I genuinely plan to marry all of you!”

-“You crazy bastard!”

Bzzt, bzzzzzzt!

Who would’ve thought I’d get hit with a Taser Gun right after finishing my sentence.

At least it was just a Taser Gun, so thankfully I didn’t die.

“While I’m speaking! I’d appreciate it if you could refrain from such violent behavior.”

-“…”

Since I recover quickly from Taser Gun hits anyway.

My character’s body twisted a bit before getting up normally and climbing back onto the car.

“Seriously… In this vast land! In Yoran Garden! I believe it would actually accept marrying multiple people!”

– So you’re basically saying you’ll openly cheat

– If you’re open about it, is it still cheating?

– He’s saying it so shamelessly that I’m experiencing the miracle of it actually sounding reasonable

– This bastard is just using that face for appeals

– Seeing him use it to seduce and persuade women, he’s definitely getting his face’s worth

“The time I spent with you! The memories we built together! That process was never fake! I was sincere!

-“That’s a lie! You deceived us saying you had debts and extorted money from us! What about that!”

“Those were debts of the heart! Since I had nothing! To be able to love… I had to break free from the shackles of love bound to my legs!”

– Shackles of love lmaooooooo

– What the hell are shackles of love supposed to be

– But seriously, that seemed like a really sharp criticism but he’s deflecting it so casually

– Did he prepare a list of expected questions or something

– Is this your true power, Mungi?

– All-or-nothing Domain Expansion! Mung-ryong Host Bar!!!

It’s an RP Server anyway and this is an absurd situation.

In situations like this, logical development actually had no effect.

I was cornered after getting caught doing Host Bar stuff in the first place.

There’s no way rational persuasion would work.

It was right to just keep pushing forward shamelessly.

“Right now, I have no shackles binding me! I can make a fresh start! As proof, I haven’t even opened my shop!”

– Because it burned down lololololol

– You can’t open it lolololololol

– Anyone watching would think he really achieved his dreams through hard work and closed the shop

– I haven’t even opened my shop! (It’s been less than 30 minutes since it burned down lol)

– Mung’s sad story) This bastard was excited thinking he’d go to work today

“If you trust me… if you trust me just one more time! As your boyfriend! I’ll do my absolute best!”

-“Even if we can no longer pay you money, can you still love us?”

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Gasp

– This is quite a deadly question, isn’t it?

– Wait, if there’s no money, can you even see them as women? Hmm

– Wait wait! Does that mean you won’t use me anymore?

“…Love isn’t something you can do with money in the first place!”

-“But you were receiving money to love us.”

“It wasn’t love! It was just… steps toward love, you could say? But now it’s different! I now know what love is!”

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ After racking up 300 million from host bar work, suddenly talking about love – why is this so funny ]

– Thank you Ttaranta for the 10,000 won donation.

[ Have some conscience ]

“The ones who taught me love… Hospital Director, my mentor, Gang Boss – I can love you all equally!”

-“…”

“If each of you does Reze cosplay, Power cosplay, Makima cosplay…! I’ll be your Chainsaw Mung…!”

-“Stop talking bullshit!”

Bzzzzzzt.

Got hit by the taser gun again.

Thud.

Looking at the Lee Mung-ryong character collapsing helplessly once more.

Still, since I could speak, I continued with my lines.

“Give me a chance! Really just one day each…! If I spend one day with each of you, I’ll prove how sincere I am toward you all.”

Even in war, you just need to capture the general.

It was a truth of war that if you just capture the head, the rest lose command and quickly become a ragtag bunch.

‘In that sense, seducing the Hospital Director, Gang Boss, and Police… high-ranking officials can be seen as very good.’

I know they hold high social positions within the GTA Server.

But, but so what?

‘I’ve already won them over, haven’t I?’

What other reason would there be for them listening to me like this until the end?

It’s because in terms of RP, they’re already in a position where they have no choice but to love me.

If that hadn’t been the case from the start, they wouldn’t have casually given me tens of millions of won.

– So you’re saying after this meeting, you naturally made one-on-one date appointments with each of them?

– Mungi, you’re really not a host bar guy, right?

– Ttaranta† But in the end, the atmosphere is loosening up, isn’t it?

– So all of this really happened because of just one < love?

– What the hell is this about making the leaders of organizations go full yandere and then calming their hearts again

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ Is this bastard some kind of golden apple? lololol Everyone wants him ]

– Mung Golden Apple

– lolololololololololol

– Mung Golden Apple lmao

– That sounds so fucking violent

– Who the hell owns the Mung Golden Apple? lololololol

– It’s even similar how there are three goddesses in the same position right now lolololol

– But unlike Greek mythology, the Mung Golden Apple chose to be divided into 3 pieces

– How wise

– Mungmon is crazy

– Mungmon’s Mung Golden Apple lolololololol

Contrary to my expectation that an answer would come immediately after I finished speaking.

The meeting was surrounded by brief silence.

Then.

-“If we’re going on dates… how will we decide the order?”

Someone asked a question.

“Ah, that will naturally be in order of how much money you’ve spent… so I’m planning to go on a date with Hospital Director Leruri first.”

I was strictly someone who repaid people according to how much money they gave.

So naturally, I showed the wisdom of deciding the date order based on donation rankings.

“Next is my mentor EV… and last is Gang Boss Barabin. Are there any more questions?”

-“…”

“I see there aren’t any, so I’ll take it that you all agree with my decision. Then I’ll go on dates in order starting tomorrow. This concludes the meeting.”

A perfectly clean finish.

Even I thought it was truly flawless.

– He’s really living it up just for being handsome

– Mungi, you’re going to keep broadcasting, right? You’re not actually going to become a host bar guy because of this, are you?

– This bastard really seems like he could become a famous player, so it feels kind of weird

– Please don’t ever say you’re going to Japan to work at a host bar

– Don’t even try it out

– Why is it reassuring that you’re staying in the shadows with us

– Mungpa… become an underground streamer…

“You could say it was an extremely successful meeting.”

But it feels like the meeting itself didn’t last very long.

When I checked the time, it was already 3 AM.

Between running away, checking various things, and receiving contacts.

I had already been streaming for about 9 hours.

“Wow… I streamed a lot, 9 whole hours?”

– Ttaranta† that bastard is slowly getting ready to end the stream lol

– Even textbooks aren’t read that stiffly, damn

– Oh nine whole hours?

– Major Corporation members stream for over 12 hours, so who are you as a performing clown to try maintaining work-life balance

– Does the meeting end your host bar life? Does the meeting end your host bar life? Does the meeting end your host bar life? Does the meeting end your host bar life?

– Our goldfish will die if we let them run wild ㅠ Our goldfish will die if we let them run wild ㅠ Our goldfish will die if we let them run wild ㅠ Our goldfish will die if we let them run wild ㅠ

How did they know I was about to leave.

‘But honestly, even if they know, what can they do about it.’

[Current Viewers: 234]

Right after the meeting ended.

The Major Corporation influx had all left, and my throat was sore from talking continuously.

Ending here would be very appropriate.

“I’ll come on a bit earlier tomorrow.”

– Earlier when

– Ttaranta† hey, shouldn’t you announce what you’re doing about Mungtube at times like this? Did you create the channel?

“I did create the channel, and I’m going to seriously post an announcement about recruiting editors now… but I don’t know how to handle the salary yet… I think I’ll post after thinking about that?”

– Ttaranta† ok

– But if you’re doing that, shouldn’t you cut off the VOD? What are you going to edit?

“For editing… this Yoran Garden thing, how well I bring out my Host Bar RP… I’m planning to make a separate full video channel and upload the complete videos there.”

– ok

– But are you really leaving?

– If you leave like this, you’re not human

– End stream and I’ll kill you End stream and I’ll kill you End stream and I’ll kill you End stream and I’ll kill you End stream and I’ll kill you

– Our goldfish is dying ㅠ Our goldfish is dying ㅠ Our goldfish is dying ㅠ Our goldfish is dying ㅠ

“No way, I need to prepare for tomorrow’s date… Also, as someone who works hard at this Host Bar RP, I can’t be lazy.”

With those words, I immediately ended the stream.

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The GTA Streamer Server generally has cases where streamers create stories among themselves.

But there were also cases where the server itself would establish main story flows and lead events.

Yoran Garden was the type that established its own main story.

Some time had passed since the server opened,

And now it was difficult for streamers to continue the story with just their own RP.

“Should we start moving the main story in earnest now?”

“It seems like it’s time to elect a new representative for Yoran Garden.”

Yoran Garden prepared to unfold a full-scale story.

But here, an unexpected variable occurred.

“But didn’t you say before that voting rights could be purchased with money?”

“Yes, that’s correct.”

The Yoran Garden management had made it possible to purchase the voting rights needed to elect a representative with in-game currency.

Through this, they expected to induce conflicts and create a scenario where groups would fight to steal money from each other.

However.

Currently, the one who owned the most money in Yoran Garden wasn’t the police, gangs, or civilian groups.

“Who was the person with the most money in Yoran Garden right now?”

“…Lee Mung-ryong.”

Not any group, but a single individual.

Without any foundation, just one host bar owner with nothing but a single shop.

This was the moment he gained tremendous power in the representative election.

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