Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 16

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Who the hell is this?

-“Whisper it in my ear.”

“…Eh… Eeeeh.”

– Wow

– Wow

– Spirit and wow

– He’s telling her to whisper in his ear

– Hahahaha

– Lera is the one who’s actually flustered lol

– Hospital Director Leruri experiencing major confusion for the first time in her life

– The hospital director RP who was genuinely flustered by the real RP lololololol

“H-how am I supposed to say that…!”

Lera, who had initiated the WWE, felt for the first time that her RP might break.

Honestly, with this kind of thing, both parties need to keep mentioning it and continuously wash it clean.

That way, when you look back later, it has the effect of being treated like it was nothing special.

She had deliberately brought it up in a fun way, but she never expected the other party to respond like this.

‘I said it with the feeling of also driving away and rejecting all the malicious viewers in Mungi’s stream.’

The other party’s reaction was more intense than expected.

It felt like, ‘Wait, you’re actually going along with it this much?’

Indeed, Lera’s Virtual Character was swaying back and forth as if extremely flustered.

And on top of that.

-“If you can’t say it properly… wouldn’t it be better to talk while drinking some Alcohol? Sis, why don’t you sit down comfortably and look at the Menu? Your legs will hurt if you just keep standing.”

With the naturally flowing guidance, Leruri’s character hastily grabbed a table and sat down.

“Huh, huh? I’ll sit down first… then there’s really a menu… wait, there’s actually a Menu?!”

-“Did you think it was fake?”

Along with a surprised voice, what filled the screen was.

[★Mung-ryong’s Host Bar Menu★]

Heartfelt Counseling – Market Price

Eating Together with Full Effort – Market Price

Passionate Skinship – Market Price

Sweet Times with You, Going to Work Together – Market Price (Separate individual consultation with relevant player)

For Tired and Weary You, Treating You Like a Baby – Market Price (Dedicated player exists separately)

@@@@Unauthorized Secondary Content Absolutely Prohibited@@@@

@@@For Secondary Content, Consult with Mung-ryong@@@

@@All payments are post-payment! Prepayment absolutely not allowed!@@

@If you have any complaints, please find Mung-ryong!@

“…What is this?”

These were menu items that made me wonder if I was understanding them correctly as I read them.

– That’s crazy lol

– Wait, what kind of skinship draws out passion and fervor lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– What the hell is an “aga play specialist” lmaooooooo

– The fact that it’s mandatory postpaid billing is seriously fucking evil lmaooooooo

– Market price so don’t know the exact amount x must pay after the fact lololololol

– This is really a vicious combo that seems completely insane

– It’s a demon ㄷㄷㄷ

– In places like that, there’s a clear limit to selling expensive alcohol anyway lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Lera’s RP almost seriously broke here.

If she was playing a wealthy hospital director concept, she should have shown a reaction of being familiar with this kind of thing or handling it calmly.

But her thoughts stopped for a moment at the host bar menu that was more serious than expected.

“Uh, uhhhh… uhbububu…”

The virtual character swayed back and forth, clearly showing she had fallen into panic.

-“If you can’t decide, should I decide for you? Our Leruri is… a hospital director, so you must have had a lot of difficult work, right?”

“Uh, huh? Uh-huh…”

-“So how about baby play? I’m the specialist for that.”

“You, you are?”

-“Only the boss can treat all customers like babies.”

Then Lee Mung-ryong’s character naturally sat in the seat next to her and put his arm around her shoulder.

Then the arm that was on her shoulder moved down to her waist.

Whoosh.

The distance between them suddenly became closer.

-“If you’re having trouble deciding, just stay like this for now and order something to drink… come again next time, it’s always difficult at first.”

“Where, where are you going? Why are you talking like you’re leaving?”

-“Ah, well, if there’s a customer who wants baby play, I have to go right away… I’d like to stay next to Ruri too, but I’m busy so it doesn’t work out well.”

“Then… if I do baby play… that thing, that thing… and choose you exclusively, you’ll stay next to me the whole time?”

-“That’s right? But you don’t have to force yourself, take your time… just enjoy yourself today and leave it at that.”

A brief conversation.

Hospital director Leruri felt herself gradually falling for Lee Mung-ryong’s character’s charm.

She knew this shouldn’t happen.

She knew it looked obviously expensive, this man who stayed close like this but would suddenly leave.

“No… don’t go, I’ll do it. That baby play… I’ll choose you. Don’t let go of this hand.”

She felt a maddening urge to hold on.

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– Breaking news) Mung-spi breaks 500!!!!!!!

– Kyeeeeeek! Kyeeeeeek! Kyeeeeeek! Kyeeeeeek! Kyeeeeeek!

– Isn’t it Mung-sdaq now instead of Mung-spi? Isn’t it Mung-sdaq now instead of Mung-spi? Isn’t it Mung-sdaq now instead of Mung-spi? Isn’t it Mung-sdaq now instead of Mung-spi?

– No idiots who didn’t buy at the bottom, right? No idiots who didn’t buy at the bottom, right? No idiots who didn’t buy at the bottom, right? No idiots who didn’t buy at the bottom, right? No idiots who didn’t buy at the bottom, right?

– Mungsdak Official) “A place that even those Martian idiots can only dream of ㅇㅇ We will conquer black holes”

– Mungiiiiiiit!!!! Mungiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

– Baby baby baby baby baby

– Baby food baby food baby food baby food baby food baby food baby food

– Wait wait, newcomers who just joined, I get that you came because it’s fun but “get lost”

– These crazy bastards who never watched before are so fucking loud, I’ve been watching from the beginning, I even promoted, I donated, I followed, I’ve been watching since the bottom days, I’m special but these bastards are just watching because they have nothing else to watch and they’re just making the chat dirty

– Anyone who didn’t watch Don’t Starve 20 hours no camera no mic, all get lost please Anyone who didn’t watch Don’t Starve 20 hours no camera no mic, all get lost please Anyone who didn’t watch Don’t Starve 20 hours no camera no mic, all get lost please Anyone who didn’t watch Don’t Starve 20 hours no camera no mic, all get lost please

What the hell, are these bastards happy that my broadcast is doing well, or are they complaining?

They used to tell me not to shut down, but now that viewers are increasing, this is what happens.

‘I need to pick a day and discipline all of them.’

But not now.

Because.

“Will you do it? Will you request me? By ordering baby play?”

-“…Yes.”

Now was the time to go hard on the RP.

In fact, that was why viewers were flooding in.

The 4 Major Corporation male streamers under me.

And Lera, the #1 Garden streamer who chose me in a 1:1 request.

This synergy combined was creating an insane viewer count right now

– Mungstak breaks 800 viewersssss!!!!

– Too strongggg!!!

– Ah, with numbers like this, they’re going to ask me to become a partner streamer!!!

– Young

– Cha

– Young

– Cha

– Young

– Cha

– My name is Mungi! Viewer count super express erection!

– From the beginning, no one stood in the Garden. Not you, not me, not even God. But now, that unbearable emptiness of the heavenly throne ends. From now on… I will stand in the Garden.

– It was fun, streamers who were merely broadcasting before I turned on my camera

– So this is what Garden viewers taste like

– Mungi, you should have been a streamer who never turned on the camera

– Mungi… do you want to control your viewer count?

‘Wait, 800 viewers?’

[Current Viewers: 873]

This is crazy, absolutely crazy.

This is the first time I’ve hit numbers like this while streaming.

Of course, I knew this wouldn’t last forever.

Once this moment ends, not even half of half the viewers will remain here.

‘But having reached it is what matters.’

Whether you’ve caught a whiff of the summit or not.

This will really make a big difference when broadcasting in the future.

Of course, it’s a bit funny to talk about reaching the summit with just 800 viewers.

Since it was my first time hitting these numbers in broadcasting, the feeling was extraordinary.

-“But when you say baby play… what do you usually do? What should I do?”

“Nothing, you don’t have to do anything. We can just stay like this quietly together… or maybe we could go for a little drive together…”

-“Drive? You have a car too?”

“Ah, of course. Our baby, do you want to go for a drive?”

And the RP continues.

As soon as I said baby + drive.

– Baby bullshit

– Baby bullshit to Lera

– I know it’s RP but hmm;

– Hmm; bullshit

– Tsk;

– Is this really supposed to be okay?

– Is this really how it’s supposed to be?

As if they’d been waiting, Lera’s toxic broth brothers graciously made their appearance.

– What are you gonna do about it? You think those toxic broth hams can do anything when Mungi is like 190cm tall with Pacific Ocean shoulders and looks like he’d be fucking good at fighting lol

– If you’re uncomfortable, fix your posture. Maybe your viewing position is wrong lol Just watch comfortably~

– He set up a Host Bar RP concept and your master personally came to visit, so what do you want? Should he scratch your whole body with M7 then? lol

– Damn it, it’s not like Mungi is looking at some “scenery only allowed for me” so why are you being such fucking annoying bitches lol If you’re uncomfortable, go suck a dick and get lost please

And immediately the existing forces’ rejection reaction.

When this happens, forget the broadcast – you get a scene of viewers fighting each other in the chat room.

Then you can’t focus on the broadcast or anything else.

But right at that moment.

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from Ttaranta.

[ Munggi, lend me the knife for a sec, I’ll organize the chat. In the meantime, you keep doing RP, okay ]

A viewer appeared who would become the firefighter themselves.

‘Hmm… should I entrust it to them?’

Ttaranta.

I deliberately didn’t mention them because I was worried they’d become a named troublemaker.

But they’re a viewer who endured my grueling Don’t Starve no-cam no-mic 20-hour streams.

So they’re one of the few martyrs who watched my broadcasts for 3 years, you could say.

‘All this time… all this time they just chatted without any problems, so I should entrust it to them for now.’

– Ttaranta has been appointed as manager.

So I immediately gave the armband to a favorable viewer who had been watching all along.

After checking the chat room that was normalizing in real time.

-“Ah, no, the drive… maybe later when I go to work, could you… do that with me?”

“Of course. You’re a precious customer I cherish, so I’ll do that for you specially.”

-“Really?! Is that okay? Won’t it be too hard for you?”

“For our baby, what can’t I do? This much is easy for me.”

– But anyway, if you’re going to charge for everything, going to work together < Can't you just include this in the baby play too?

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Gasp

– He realized it

– Come to M7

– This is why Mungi hates perceptive viewers

– By the way, isn’t Leruri kind of cute?

– Hmm yeah yeah, rich hospital director who knows nothing about the world gets completely scammed by a VIP exclusive host bar guy

– Third-rate people get third-rate scammers, first-rate people get first-rate scammers

– Rich hospital director? lol rich host bar guys go there ㅇㅇ

– He has a shop, he has a car, he has some money, but there’s just one thing missing? That’s you, his “money source”

I continued the RP.

The concept of host bar RP was to act lovey-dovey while gradually extracting money.

So for example.

“Ah, wait a minute… let me check this text message.”

-“Text message? Why? What is it? Your expression suddenly doesn’t look good.”

“It’s nothing really… just the bank? contacted me a bit, so I checked it quickly.”

-“Bank? Why would the bank? Do you have loans or something?”

“This… the shop too… actually I got screwed over by the previous owner and this debt kind of came with it…”

-“What?! Really? Is that why you’re working at a host bar?”

“I don’t have any other skills… I really… once I pay off all the debt, I don’t want to do this anymore, I just want to be with you forever… ah, no, I shouldn’t have said that.”

This was how I gradually started the construction work.

– Mungi, when you say those lines with that face, it looks kind of different

– You really look like a host bar guy, but you don’t have experience, right?

– Being too good at this is actually a problem

– Of all things, the RP is a host bar, and of all things, his face looks like that so fucking lmaooooo

– I hope you’re not really living up to your face value

– Ta-da-da† But honestly, seeing him not even caring about the chat and just hanging out with girls is pretty annoying lol

– Hahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahahahaha

– Hahahahaha really an unpaid slave hahahaha

– Huh? What are you talking about? He said he gets 500 a month if he gets the badge?

– Agreed

– But it’s actually creepy how similar this is to real host bar construction stories

– For real?

– Usually they say they didn’t want to work at a host bar, it’s because of debt… they’ll quit once they pay off their debts lol

– Rich customers apparently knowingly play along on purpose, but I don’t know if that’s still the case?

– When did “I don’t know” become outdated slang

After satisfactorily confirming that the chat room had somewhat normalized.

I checked my RP once again.

‘Demanding money right here would be amateur.’

The customer’s money, no.

Making sure the other person doesn’t even feel like a customer in the first place.

That was the first principle of being a host.

A host is.

‘You have to make the customer think they’re… a special existence, make them believe only they can save you… plant that kind of narrative in their heart.’

It’s not a job that extorts money from women.

Taking their heart is what makes a true host.

So.

-“No, I can do it for you!”

“No, don’t do it. Leruri, if you really do that, I’ll never see you again. Don’t even think about paying back my debt, just hang out with me here casually and then go back to work.”

-“…”

“Come to work with me, like I said before, I won’t charge you.”

-“Why?”

“Because you’re the first… the first person to talk to me.”

Right after mixing in the appropriate RP seasoning.

“And… let’s stop here for today, go.”

-“Huh, what? Suddenly?”

“You have to go to work tomorrow. It’s already dawn. If we’re going to work together after you sleep and wake up, you should leave now, right?”

-“Oh… Oh right… Got it!”

I cut off the customer-host RP between Leruri and Lee Mung-ryong at just the right point before it dragged on.

After continuing to operate the shop for a few more hours.

As soon as the sweet spot of Mung-ryong’s Host Bar RP temporarily dried up.

“Hmm, I guess it’s about time to log off.”

Looking at the empty shop, I prepared to end the stream.

– ?

– ?

– Suddenly?

– No, does it make sense for you to leave just because there are no customers in the shop?

– But you should also get another job soon

– Mungop ㅠㅠ Instead of working at host bars, please get a job with the police or gangs

“No, the police here… I can’t do that, and if I do get in, it’s the gang… ah, this isn’t easy either.”

– No, I mean, making something that’s not easy a bit easier, ah haha

– Breaking) Mungspy 256 ㅠ,ㅠ

– Hey asshole, streamers with way more viewers than you are still broadcasting, so why are you trying to end your stream

– Went to 800 then down to 256… this really was a pump and dump stock

– Still, this much remaining is pretty good though

– There’s no sucker who didn’t sell at the peak, right? ㅠㅠ

– You bought at the top and got stuck

After moderately watching the viewers’ chat and gauging the mood.

“Well anyway, I’ve done a lot, so I’m really going to end the stream here.”

I clearly conveyed my intention to end the stream once again.

– Every time Munggi acts all cocky and tries to look cool, if you want to grab him by the collar and beat him up, then go for it ㅋㅋ

– Cowardly trying to gang up on me lol but crazy

– Cut it out, you clumsy judo guy, but damn lol

– Crazy

– Crazy

– Crazy

Everyone really hates it when I say I’m turning off the stream.

But this time I really had a reason to end the stream.

“I’m seriously thinking about starting a YouTube channel, so I need to upload this Host Bar RP I just did to YouTube and get some trickle-down views, you know? And suck up the view counts.”

– But that probably won’t work already?

– Major Corporation YouTube editors upload videos as early as when the live stream ends

– The manager keeps setting edit points and cutting up the replay before handing it over to the editor lol it’s basically editing a live stream so how are you supposed to draw in viewers

“That’s why I’m trying to hire an editor too, since I already hired a manager.”

– Ttaranta† ? I wasn’t temporary?

“You seem to be doing well, let’s continue. Your quality control is good.”

– Hahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahaha

– You got drafted

– But then before you end the stream, just tell us what you’ll name the channel

Right, I can say this much.

I confidently revealed the ambitious channel name I had thought of.

“Mungtube, how’s that? The vibe is killer.”

– Just die you bastard

– The sense really is dead

– Ah so ordinary and fucking boring

– When is Hakko gonna take off that T-shirt for real ㅠㅠ

Seeing everyone enjoying it made me feel proud.

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About four days had passed since opening Mung-ryong’s Host Bar.

Today, I entered the server with a determined heart to diligently operate Mung-ryong’s Host Bar.

As soon as I entered, I could see it.

“Ah.”

Mung-ryong’s Host Bar.

“Ahhhhhhhhh!”

Ratatatattak.

Whoooooosh.

– Mmm~ the smell of burning Ace~

– It’s fragrant

– You know when you go to a fire and it turns out to be your house?

– Is this a famous donut shop?

– I love the sweet white beard filling

– Please make me an Ace~

– Karma, karma

It was burning.

But the problem was that the cause of the host bar fire.

“Who… who on earth set it on fire?”

There were so many possibilities I couldn’t even guess.

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