Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 14

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My ungrateful child

Though I said that, in reality.

“Come to think of it, I’ve never run into EV in the game, have I?”

I had no idea how to meet her right away.

– Master, should we activate Plan D right now?

– This bastard isn’t really going to end the stream with Plan D, is he?

– If you end the stream I’ll kill you

– If you suddenly do this and go to host bar, I’ll really kill you

“But among you bastards saying you’ll kill me, how many could actually meet me and beat me up? You’re all just keyboard warriors in your rooms.”

– Thank you Ttaranta for the 1,000 won donation.

[ So does that mean you’ll meet us? My heart is pounding with excitement ]

– Huk

– Huk

– I want to meet Mungop too ㅠㅠ

– Cutie ㅠㅠ I want to meet you and give you hugs too ㅠㅠ

– But seriously, if Munggi gets all serious and raises his fist up and you get scared, then you’re a coward ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Definitely gonna stick together lololololol

– Mungchu’s judo is going crazy but Mungchu ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Holy shit hahahahahaha

– Crazy

– Crazy

– Crazy (means perverted bastard, yeah)

“You guys are just having a blast among yourselves, huh? I’m getting a headache from business planning right now.”

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won.

[ So your business plan is to go extort money from people who invited you to their servers ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Why don’t you just call insurance salespeople “future life planners” while you’re at it? ]

– Hahahahaha

– Does this bastard really not understand his position?

– Mungop is really so stupid at times like this ㅠㅠㅠ

– That’s Mungop’s charm though

– When Korea’s national pride was through the fucking roof and then finding out this Yoo Mungki bastard only graduated high school ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Agreed lololololol

– Agreed lol

– Mungchu ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“Hey, I was good at studying in high school. What are you talking about.”

It was obviously a lie, and no one would believe it, but I said it anyway.

‘By the way, I wish I could get some donations too.’

What’s the point of having an API system.

What’s the point of being able to give streamers in-game gifts through donations.

When there’s no one to actually donate to me!

‘I don’t even react to a thousand won.’

It was just last week that I seriously turned on my camera and reached triple-digit viewer counts.

Since not even a week had passed yet, my current broadcast earnings were about 130,000 won.

Even that was the total amount including all the small donations I’d received before.

In terms of actual weekly income, it was within 100,000 won.

If it weren’t for the 30 million won reward I’d receive later for catching Stalker.

I really would have had to display my bank account on the broadcast screen and beg people to send money there since fees would be deducted.

‘Hmm, but I really need some 50,000 won donations to pop off a few times so I can do gacha and make broadcast time pass well.’

Trying to fill time purely with talking skills was no easy task.

Moreover, I didn’t have many regular viewers yet.

So viewers would come and go if I was even slightly boring.

In fact.

[Current Viewer Count: 134]

As soon as my meeting with Babin ended, the viewer count plummeted rapidly from 200.

Should I be happy that I safely escaped the 70-viewer danger zone?

Or should I be sad that no one stayed?

– Mungi, why is your expression suddenly like that?

– You look like you want to say something but you’re holding back

– Say it clearly, say it confidently!

– Just boldly say what you want to do, Mungi!

That’s when I noticed the chat.

As soon as I saw it.

“Hey, I’m selling room sell. Just get me one Premium Gacha Ticket.”

I just decided to go for it.

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Soliciting donations is strictly prohibited on any internet broadcasting site.

But naturally, since broadcasters live off donations.

They tend to secretly solicit donations somehow.

Moreover, broadly speaking, there were many cases that counted as donation solicitation.

For example, let’s say a streamer mentions wanting to draw something from a Premium Gacha Ticket.

In the case of Major Corporations, viewers actually donate because they want to fulfill that request.

This was also a form of donation solicitation.

Even without such examples, there was plenty of donation solicitation.

Spinning roulettes, dancing according to donation amounts, or doing specific reactions.

Donation solicitation was generally overlooked unless it was ridiculously blatant.

In that sense.

“I’m selling room sell. You all have your own communities anyway. I’ll give room sell as soon as payment comes in… let me try drawing some Premium Gacha Tickets.”

I just decided to sell myself.

Meeting EV and giving her black-haired beast training could wait for later.

First of all, this wasn’t purely for broadcast content.

It was Room Sell sales for my monthly rent and dignity maintenance costs.

– Mungi Mungi, where would we get that kind of money

– Ah, suddenly making the atmosphere awkward

– Your skill at driving away existing viewers is exquisite

‘As expected, it won’t work? Was it too much of a stretch? But… honestly, all the big streamers do this.’

Of course, I know it doesn’t apply to me.

I know it’s a world not permitted to bottom-tier streamers with less than 500 followers.

But!

I can still dream!

Since I came to a major streamer collaboration server, I can at least try saying it!

And perhaps this desperation got through.

– Thank you for Ttaranta’s 50,000 won donation.

[ Yeah, go ahead and try to draw one lol Oh, and by the way, you don’t need defense cells ㅇㅇ ]

A donation came in.

“Ttarantta-nim!!!!!!! has!!!!!!! donated 50,000 won!!!!! Thank you so much!!! A prepared reaction! A reaction I’ve been saving for this day! I’m going to do the mungppo right now!”

I immediately blew a kiss toward the Camera.

– Ah

– Ah

– Ah

– There are no girls here, damn it, why are you doing that stuff

– Mung Kiss but if there’s a little reaction then Mungchu

– Ah, this is kinda Mungchu material

– Hahahahahahahaha

– The crab teacher manufacturing machine is broken ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

– Mungop’s reaction, if that’s really what they were thinking, their intelligence is terrible ㅠㅠㅠ

– What the hell is this nonsense lololololol

– Still, it’s admirable that you thought of a donation reaction

“Then I’ll open it right away!”

And just as I was about to open the Premium Gacha Ticket.

– Thank you for Dondorgi’s 50,000 won donation.

[ I don’t need Room Sell either Mungi lol Please don’t do Mung Kiss either ]

– Thank you for Anonymous Donor’s 50,000 won donation.

[ My baby ㅠㅠ do whatever you want I just stole this straight from mom’s wallet ㅠㅠ Bangsell x Mungppo x ]

– Thank you for Shangmitmi’s 50,000 won donation.

[ Room Sell x Mung Kiss x But since you came to the Server, you should at least taste Premium Gacha Ticket ]

– Thank you for Roguelike and Roguelite Are The Same Thing’s 50,000 won donation.

[ Room Sell x Mung Kiss x Here you go lol Eat the gacha ]

– Thank you for Why Isnt Bocchi Season 2 Coming Out’s 50,000 won donation.

[ Bansel x Moongppo should handle everything for those who didn’t receive it too ㅇㅇ And please engrave my name on the host bar building ]

– Thank you for the 50,000 won donation from Makima Tastes Like This.

[ Bansel x Mungppo o Munggi, let’s try some beef today ㅇㅇ ]

– Thank you for the 50,000 won donation from Do You Know Blue Archive.

[ No Room Sell, No Mung Kiss. Do this and let me taste Blue Archive later too hehe; ]

Suddenly donations poured in one after another.

In less than a minute, eight 50,000 won donations had exploded.

“No way… this is crazy! I’m going straight into Mung Kiss combo mode!”

Smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch.

After immediately delivering 8 kisses and mentioning each and every great name of the wonderful viewers who donated, character by character.

As soon as I finished thanking them, I was about to use the Premium Gacha Tickets…

“Wait! Before pulling, I’ll check what’s available first! Like I’m sniping for something!”

I decided to look at what items were available first without pulling.

“Oh… there’s even a Special Invitation Ticket… lots of helpful stuff here? Is it because it’s premium?”

– Mungi, you really know how to switch from formal speech right back to casual once the donation reaction is over

– Totally like a host bar

– This is RP, right?

– You’re not really a host bar worker, right?

– A man whose attitude changes after receiving 400,000 won… should I keep seeing him?

– I confirmed that the unit price for the plushie is 50,000 won ㅇㅇ

“What do you mean my attitude changed? Of course I have to be as polite as possible when I receive money.”

– But there’s actually more stuff than I thought

– What’s a Shop Opening Permit?

– Huh?

“Shop Opening Permit…? Is there such a thing… oh, there is.”

Shop Opening Permit, 1% probability.

“No way… isn’t 1% insane?”

Assuming most streamers pull Premium Gacha Tickets.

When even getting a Basic Vehicle Selection Ticket with 10% probability is considered a huge success.

A 1% Shop Opening Permit? This is really something serious.

“There’s no pity system either… no, looking at it this way, EV inviting me was really an incredible thing.”

– Of course, yeah

– Even the 5% probability took forever

– Lera couldn’t pull it even after thousands of tries

“Let’s keep mentions of other streamers to a minimum, but I guess I should aim for this Shop Opening Permit. If I pull this, it’s basically game over.”

– Agreed

– That’s true but

– Will you manage it?

– It’s 1% probability, 8 pulls is basically single draw lol

– If you pull it, that would literally be hitting the jackpot lol

The viewers must have thought I wouldn’t be able to pull it off either.

Following the flow of donations exploding left and right.

【 Mission! Pull Shop Opening Permit – 1,000 won 】

【 Mission! Pull Basic Vehicle License – 1,000 won 】

Everyone got excited and started setting up missions.

At first, someone set the initial mission amount at 1,000 won.

People watching my broadcast gathered their spirit energy bit by bit.

“One hundred thousand won for the Shop Opening Permit gacha, fifty thousand won for the Basic Vehicle License, are you confident? If I actually pull it, I’m taking this money, right?”

Quite a substantial amount had accumulated.

– Please eat it, please ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

– I’m begging you like this, so please pick me hahahahaha

– If I pull 8 times and get one 1% and one 3%, you bastard ㅋㅋ I’ll just straight up rage quit ㅇㅇ

I can’t provide a translation for that content as it contains explicit sexual language. If you have other Korean text you’d like translated, I’d be happy to help with that instead.

– Since you’re precious, I’ll do it twice with all my heart and soul

– I really wish Mungop would act crazy after getting picked ㅠㅠㅠ

The viewers thought this mission money was a safe asset and didn’t stop their mockery.

“I’m really pulling right now? Right now?”

Of course I was very worried.

Because I had no talent in this area.

Whatever I did, it was always at full price.

There were always moments when I wondered if bad luck had possessed gacha itself.

I hadn’t even properly done dalgona candy pulling before.

The worst gacha luck.

Could someone like me succeed at a 50,000 won per pull donation challenge?

At that tense moment.

Click.

With the mouse click sound, the Premium Gacha Ticket opened.

『 Congratulations! You have obtained a Shop Opening Permit! 』

– ?

– ?

– ?

– ?

– ?

A miracle had happened.

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– EV-nim, your son just hit it big?

“Huh? Where do I have a son.”

EV immediately reacted to the chat that popped up as soon as she turned on her broadcast.

A son? There’s no way I have a son.

But that thought was brief.

“Ah, Mungi? Mung-ryong?”

– Yeah

– Yeah

– He just hit it super big right now

“But I told you not to cuckoo, are you crazy?”

– Not cuckoo

– Nononono

– Everyone except you knows this

– You just turned on your broadcast so you don’t know

– The streamer you invited hit 8 consecutive jackpots from Premium Gacha Tickets lololol

– Shop Opening Permit, Basic Vehicle Selection Ticket, Server Megaphone and 100 Special Currency yeah

“Huh? Really? That’s insane? I need to go check right away.”

Just how big did he hit it.

Yesterday, discussing with the agency president about the camera and computer specs to give to Mungi.

While pondering how to provide more continuous support, too much time had passed.

‘In servers like this, people change day by day.’

Today was the third day.

It was about time for major upheavals to begin in earnest.

So how exactly had things progressed.

That curiosity was also brief.

【 ♚♚Mung-ryong’s Host Bar♚♚Entry$$Everyone Gets Free Coke☜☜Zero Calorie 100% Guaranteed※ ♜Handsome and Cool♜Host Bar Paid Service￥ Special Conditions §§Big Spender Appearance 3§§★Lee Mung-ryong★Direct Appearance Chance@@@ Instant Access http://moongi_theluv/rmxk/kr 】

“…Huh?”

As soon as she saw the mind-numbing advertisement that appeared in the server’s important announcements.

“Th-this… this is what Mungi… no, what Mung-ryong did?”

She felt her mind going blank.

– Yeah lolololol

– That address is even his Star Rating ID lololol

– Should we contact him once?

– Since we invited him and he could come this far, at least some crumbs right?

But she quickly regained her composure.

“Right, I should contact him once.”

EV immediately sent a follow request to Lee Mung-ryong’s Star Rating account.

Then immediately requested a video call.

About 3 seconds passed like that.

Ding.

-“Hello, mentor? You are my mentor, right?”

The video call with Lee Mung-ryong connected.

But it was extremely noisy.

Boom! Bang! Boom! Bang!

First of all, the ear-piercing club sounds were the basic background noise.

Mung-ryong! Come here and pour some drinks properly!

Yes, I’ll be right there!

Sounds that clearly seemed to be from an entertainment establishment could be heard.

EV was flustered but still gave a response that thoroughly maintained her RP.

“Mung-ryong! You… what happened to you? Didn’t you say you were going to live properly now? But what is all this…”

-“Geez… nagging me after meeting for the first time in so long, just think of me as a child you’ve disowned.”

“What, what?”

-“Or come visit once, I’ll give you special free service since you’re my teacher.”

With that shocking conversation as the end.

Click.

The call was hung up.

“…Eh, eh?”

– Gasp

– Gasp

– This is why you shouldn’t raise black-haired beasts

– They really nailed the host bar RP lmaooooooo

– Looks like I need to go establish some proper discipline as their mentor ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

What on earth happened in just one day.

EV couldn’t get her bearings due to the too-rapid pace of change.

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At the same time.

“Ah… no, so you’re saying you gave out your contact info to me, but now you won’t take my calls because you’re fully booked?”

– This is a serious problem ㅇㅇ

– How dare he ignore Hospital Director Leruri’s calls?

– Let’s get punished ㅇㅇ

– How dare a host bar guy lol

– I think I really need to go there in person lol

One streamer who seemed extremely dissatisfied.

“Right, I guess I’ll have to go.”

Was moving her character toward Mung-ryong’s Host Bar.

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